Best game

Who wouldn't want to experience incredible gameplay like this?

I've played for about 20 hours and the only two bugs I got were getting stuck on stairs (jumping to get out) and my horse trotting in place for a minute

great post user thanks for contributing

That was a rightful ban and if you can't see why, you need to seek medical help immediately.

its goty

>not having pick up animations in an immersive sim
fuck off, game isn't for you
fuck off seriously. Let me have one fucking game you cunt

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>5 Charisma
the virgin Henry

>skyrim bad
>but this game good

>people suddenly get banned for being racist on Cred Forums
Been here for 10+ years posting similar shit, this is the first time I've ever been banned.

>not being a virgin throughout the entire game
I bet you slept with that wench Theresa didn't you?

more specifically
>for using the N word
if that were actually the case nobody would ever fucking post here

>y-you NEED flower picking animations for the immurshun!
>meanwhile Henry opens chests with telekinesis

Using what word? You mean nigger? Stop censoring yourself and stop being a triggered faggot.

I love the game, the only issue I've had when you gamble against Nightingale, but i just reloaded my last save and it worked fine. A lot of what people call "Bugs" aren't, the devs just really really want you to use your brain. This is a difficult game, but so much fun.

Maybe take it as a lesson, then?
That post was deemed childish and worthless enough to warrant a ban, when there are others spouting literal shit on a daily basis. Says a lot about how you come across.

Combat system sucks ass. I'm stuck on the drunk village idiot right in the beginning that you fist fight with.

>quest to convince a guy to go to the blacksmith and get a sick tooth pulled
>5 minute escort quest as he walks into town with you trying to reassure him
>gets within 50 yards of the blacksmith and turns around and starts walking back to his farming spot for absolutely no reason
>retried 5 times, at different times of day and same thing happens
>end up just knocking the guy out and stealing his tooth

Other than that, great game.

>stuck
You don't have to beat him, you moron.

>doing archer competition
>start off ok, misses a few shots but most go in the white circle at least
>guy next to me is also pretty good
>we're neck and neck
>third guy hasn't even fired his first arrow yet
>LOL
>do a bunch of lucky shots and getting a couple of more points than the other guy
>take THAT loser!
>third guy hasn't even fired his first arrow yet
>l-lol?
>finish first, win because of the three extra points
>third guy hasn't even fired his first arrow yet
>what the hell
>he just stands there
>walk over to him to see if I can nudge him into action
>HEY you're not allowed to leave your spot until the competition is over! DISQUALIFIED!!

Third guy was in cahoots with the second. They played you like a fiddle.

its a shame such a fine game is optimized so poorly

Surely they will optimize it in time, right?

Learn to clinch fag.

I REALLY hope so

There's too many different variations of containers to do them justify. A flower is a flower. This is another example of retards thinking they understand game design.

t. someone in the game industry this is why we all post on ResetERA instead of here :^)

It runs like shit on my PC and it seems to be full of bugs.

Sucks though because it seems like a really fun RPG.

>Game is garbage
>People buying it because le soyboy #based maga meme

Can i play as a girl?.

I'm loving it. Is this how normies feel when they say Skyrim is their favourite game?
I love feeling like an average person in the world with my own goals and agency.
Being a thief is so much fun and I don't know why.
Also the dialogue/acting is to tier, that scene where you go tell Sir Radzig that you lost his sword sold me on the game. Those people actually feel like real people, acting like they really would.

haha faggot

>no female character option

No thanks!

Is that a yes or a no?.

>too many

there are chests that are all the same size and there are burlap sacks, that's two two types containers

>He thinks Soyboy Comes isn't normie as fuck

The acting from the main characters, the directing of cutscenes and the voice-acting, is absolutely top notch.
It's just a shame that for NPCs and traders outside of story, there are like 3 variations of faces and they all sound wooden.

haha the priest guy got fuckin roasted by everyone

no you fuck off, there is nothing immersive about it, games like stalker or fallout manage to do just fine without having to bend over and spend 3 seconds to pick up one item at a time

it's nothing but a tedious waste of time and probably a cause of motion sickness for a lot of people

>do the bathouse quest with capon
>he sends me to fetch wine from the cellar in the rathaus on 1 am
>can't find the damn cellar
>start breaking into the shops to see if there is a door to the cellar inside them
>find nothing at first
>eventually break into the armour shop
>see this

>play as a girl
>be a tavern wench
>Cumans attack
>rape and kill you because you're weak female
Great game

top kek

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No, I slept with this desperate noblewoman.

HENRY THIS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST - STRIKE DOWN THIS EVIL

>he didn't go out drinking with the priest and fuck a wench
>He doesn't want to fuck Theresa
I do feel bad about the noblewomen, her husband seems like a chill guy.

I experienced this same issue and reloading worked so that's fine.
On a later quest however, where you inquire about Lubosh from the priest in the tavern, I can't sit down at that specific table with him no matter how many times I reload. Infuriating shit.

Bitch gotta breed. Homie can't get it up, it's on him.

>this is what peak performance looks like.

honestly i was about to drop it until i got to the knight training
from there i stole the swordsmiths clothes and got decked out in sick gear
started pickpocketing every person in sight
suddenly its fun

fuck that lockpicking minigame tho and fuck the clunky ass combat

Is this actually good? all i see is shitposting about it and BUG BUGS EVERYWHERE in every thread. I really don't mind Euro jank as i enjoyed Elex

That's what happens when you don't knock first

It's fucking terrible

>stalker
>fallout

This game is about realism, how can you even compare KCD with STALKER of Fallout ?

Even STALKER can't be compared to fucking memeout