He plays without a mic

>he plays without a mic

>he plays with controller on pc

I don't speak English.

>he play games on a console

>he plays

>he is playing a non-steam game

>He plays with his mic on
>He never talks
>Always hears him breathing
>Always hears him clicking the buttons very loudly

>that guy who doesn't realize his mics on

>he never made me feel like I was special

>His mic is on
>He doesn't know it
>He starts masturbating

...

>responds in game to friend in other voice program

>He plays 'competetive multiplayer games'

You're special and very cute.

Don't need a mic unless you play with shitters. Do your fucking jobs and things should go smoothly

Post more cats

>that guy who knows his mic is on
>makes sure to cough and eat into it

>Someone says you have a cute voice

Please see

B-but this is not Caturday user.

cyka blyat?

Grey cats, Russian Blues and Korats make the best cats

Is being repelled by human voices on the internet/in games part of being autistic? I actively avoid watching lets plays with commentary and games with open mics.

>guy with adult voice forgets to mute mic
>no mom!!! I dont wanna brush my teeth!

>tfw used to put the mic next to the radio when a sweet tune was playing
>no one ever told me I was being an obnoxious faggot
>they simply stopped playing with me

>>he play games on a console

>guy starts raging in foreign language
>Type "Sorry I don't speak Italian"

I don't need a mic for singleplayer games user

This is my sister's cat, she doesn't like me that much though

Is writing what emotion the image is trying to convey like subtitles for autists or something?

>she

Theres your problem

>player joins server

>"hey guys whats up again...."

Plot twist: He trully speaks Italian, apologize in English, and become one of your friend

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>never use mic
>people think I'm a girl
>people add me on steam

>People think I'm a girl on Steam
>Occasionally receives free games that are on my wish list during sales

I'm foreign. You're gonna make fun of my accent.

I just giggle a little and click ignore when people add me.

I feel like my voice is grating or at least unpleasant to the ear

vocareeee now

Completely normal behaviour outside america.

>Can use any peripheral
>No using this advantage

I can't wake up my roommates right now

maybe if this thread still exists in a few hours

>that guy who forgets his mic is on
>its positioned directly below his nostril and he breathes the entire game like he just finished running a mile

>he plays games

>he plays

This.
Bitching about having to use controllers is one of the biggest signs that someone might be a console retard in disguise.
While his "disguise" might be unintentional (like actually too poor to buy a console), he still has the mindset of a hardcore consolefag, that is that his hardware is the only way to play, and anyone who disagrees is categorically retarded and is beyond saving.

>he

>That guy who mic spams a church sermon in tf2
>the autist who doesn’t realize it’s a recording and tries to debate with it like a true atheist
If you’re in this thread I want you to know I love you. Also that guy who plays Pokémon soundtracks is pretty cool as well.

I don't want to annoy people with my accent and pronunciation, also mistakes and not large amount of words.

>someone says you have a deep voice and asks how old you are

>He doesn't play without mic so if your team loses you get all the blame but everyone else keeps a high morale

>tfw used a third party program just so I could use a controller on an unsupported FPS to see if I could meme on noobies
>It worked

Ow generation sucks

>Say hello
>Get bullied for my voice
>leave

I don't like to socialise.

>

This happened to me and now I'm worried people always hear it now

>Playing video games online in the first place

>wotk
>join ventrilo
>never talk
>only listen

I'll take a silent teammate over a matchmaking retard that never knows when to shut the fuck up any day of the week.