>Break into house with an unlocked front door to steal jewelry at midnight >Dogs wake up and start losing their shit >OHFUCK.png >Cheese it to the woods >wait 2 hours for shit to settle and break back in for muh lootz >front door is now locked
>comes to Cred Forums to shitpost about something already shitposted about 10 times this week
Filtered.
Elijah Scott
>anyone who likes KCD is a shill okay
John Ramirez
It's definitely going to be a contender for my GOTY, given the games that are likely to come out this year. An actual decent RPG for once. I consider it acceptable, which is better than any AAA RPG in the past 5-10 years. People I know noted that it isn't afraid to remind you that you're a peasant, aka appropriately, or give you multiple choices for a fair few quests. Both of which are required for it to register as adequate.
Jace Garcia
wanting to start a discussion about a games mechanics is sort of what a videogame board is for go the fuck back to Cred Forums
Leo Perez
>Break into house with an unlocked front door
Eli Hall
agreed, last game played that came close was Oblivion but we all know how half-assed that shit was compared to its original creative vision
Eli Diaz
>break into executioner's house with unlocked front door >can't go back out because game is unpolished unfinished turd what a game
Adrian Richardson
The game has trespassing mechanics, dont need to bust the lock to be committing a crime
Aiden Jones
It's like youve never played a real roleplaying game so when something mechanically happens you think it's a glitch
Zachary Diaz
>if a game doesnt hold my hand its shit
Jose Reed
>being unable to go out through an open door is just RPG mechanics and not a bug this fanbase is like if witcher 3 and botw had a baby
Isaac Campbell
go away shill your game is shit
Asher Thomas
that isnt what the OP said user...
James Perez
no, you're a shill because you made ANOTHER thread about another minor detail for visibility on a board already flooded with kcd threads. Go post in another one. Not every little thing in the game needs your hot take in thread form, shill.
Leo Ross
I killed a few peasants at night and now the citizens of Rattay hate me. Shit game.
Gavin Davis
>waah why do my actions have consequences
Go back to playing GTA or whatever.
Robert Hall
Read the fucking thread. He just said he fucking went through a door that locked behind him. It's not the OP hes talking about you dumb son of a bitch.
Grayson Young
you seem to have so much to contribute to Cred Forums that you go into threads that have nothing to do with you and babble... fascinating
Luke Adams
Its what I said Are you retarded?
James Lopez
gta is a better game than kcd lol
Tyler Lopez
Actions that shouldn't have a consequences. I left no one alive in the house how do they know it was me?
Bentley Williams
yes, by telling you dumb shillbots to use an already active thread instead of putting up another ad, i'm trying to help contain the garbage that is the fanbase of this shitty game.
Gabriel Wood
I bought a new PC so I can play this game.
Leo Barnes
>taking board culture this seriously
Michael Jones
It didn't lock, I just couln't go through the open doors The executioner's house is bugged for me, I can go inside his room and kitchen if I wobble from left to right but the entrance to his house wont let me out. I never completed the ring quest because of this shit.
Easton Flores
>go the fuck back to Cred Forums This place has been Cred Forums now for awhile.
Caleb Allen
probably to discourage you from wiping out villages and taking everything if you want proper raiding wait for bonnerlord
Camden Campbell
someone saw you go in the house and when you came out everyone had magically been diced to bits, nothin to see here officer
Adrian Murphy
>GTA >Better than KCD lel
Carter Lee
>b-b-but RP
Alexander Garcia
Nice bait.
Hunter Fisher
>Dude, just ignore it lol
John Bailey
>shills out of argument
Julian Sanchez
>legal definition of breaking and entering doesn't require you to actually break something
checkmate atheists
Aiden Brooks
Kill yourself, shill
Samuel Smith
>Break into some house in the middle of nowhere >Pick a chest next to a bed >NPC Wakes up >I instantly run a way to the neares City >2 km aways >A guard instantly approaches me and wants to fine me Why are there no games where NPCs who witness a crime actually have to go to a guard and Report the crime? Why do guards always magically know shit? Why do Traders magically know what is stolen or not?
David Hughes
but it does you have to enter a building by force thats the breaking part if you don't break in it's just tresspassing
Jason Nelson
>getting triggered by videogame threads discussing a videogame on a videogame imageboard
Ayden Morgan
yeah when there's fucking six of them for the same game it gets a bit grating. there's probably at least 3 now. use one thread you dumb redditor.
Ryder Hall
Executioner ring quest was easy. Just sneak around the house while he's outside, sneak into his home, go into the room where chest is, position yourself directly behind the door while it's open, fast forward to nighttime, choke him out while he's asleep, get key, loot.
Nathaniel Campbell
"A break ... refers to any entry to a dwelling that is not achieved by walking through an already open door. A break includes the act of opening an unlocked door and the term defines actions all the way up to forcible entry to a dwelling using tools."
Nicholas Watson
sorry i thought we were using civilized countries definitions
Wyatt Reyes
>choke him out >guard stands outside the area
Henry Taylor
>go to bed at rattay mill >awoken at 3am with a guard standing over me >WHERE WAS YOUR TORCH YOU CAN'T WALK AT NIGHT WITHOUT ONE IM FUCKING TIRED OF YOU CRIMINALS >try to speech check >fail >hit run away option >get up from bed >guard just walks away and goes back to the city
Aaron Lopez
>complaining bout only 6 threads you people dont know nothing, fucking new fags
Anthony Cooper
Didn't happen for me. Worked on my machine ;^)
Caleb James
no trust me i complain in persona threads too i just know this is going to be the next flavor of the month that gets shilled to fucking hell and back, just like tw3 did and undertale did and overwatch did/does and every single ubisoft game ever does.
Joseph Young
maybe if it happens every single game that is released , maybe its not shilling is it?
Xavier Harris
>single player games with little replay are popular around their release day wow what a thinker
Gavin Bailey
yeah you're right, probably. not like it's a noticeable, predictable, repeated pattern.
William Rogers
>First quest >have to buy charcoal from dad >collect debt of the drunkard sell the tools but its not enough for charcoal >shit hiw am i going to do this >go home take all the fruits in the house and sell them to the fruit lady >have enough for charcoal This game is good because It makes me feel intelligent. I'm a retard in real life.
Jonathan Parker
>a game being popular means i have to make a new thread every time i take a step in the game and i absolute under no circumstances can post in someone else's thread about the game to show off the little feature i discovered wowzeronie
James Hughes
>you're feeling intelligent among medieval peasants wow
Chase Ortiz
Exactly
Jacob Moore
Have you ever considered that people are self focused and want the extra attention that comes from making a new thread compared to making a reply in an existing one?
Hunter Allen
was Far Cry 5 good?
Kevin Cook
Everyone complains about how hard the game is, but you literally just have to practice for about an hour in the specific fields and you'll get everything you need to just breeze through it
>get to the part where the captain trains you >realise my fighting stats go up while training >train for about a day ingame, get the parry's and combos down >feel strong, realise how strong clinches and pokes are, ready for shit
>but still poor, proceed to go full nignog >spend all my money on lockpicks, wear some light clothing, start stealing shit >realise bandit's stuff goes for a fuckload of money, find some camps, clear them sell all dem coifs >sell their weapons and armor for about 3-4k >realise i can access the traders' inventory (including money) with high enough lockpicking >buy plate armor, steal my groschen back
Now in full plate with 12 strength, 10 warfare and 12 swords I'm unbeatable, and still have like 7k spare money and the whole thing took about 3-4 hours game time.
Too bad most of the fucking quests are bugged and can be finished - kinda ruins the whole game. Hope they patch them real fucking soon so I can continue playing.
Eli Scott
it's not out yet but it's an ubisoft game so no it isn't good
Caleb Gomez
Is it actually impossible to kill the cumun dm that follows you out the castle in the tutorial? I tried for a good hour and it was impossible to actually land a hit on him
Colton Thomas
and have you ever considered how fucking annoying that is, you dumb redditor?
Ethan Flores
do you have a mace? cause swords are usuless against people with armor
You're suppose to reclaim the tools and his axe. That would give you more than enough gold. Listen to your father.
Jayden Peterson
>lefty butthurt about KCD for literally no reason >thinks it's being shilled here >dev team doesn't even have a marketing budget
I bet you think the nintento/sony/microsoft/ea/ubisoft/etc threads we constantly have are genuine and it's THIS game that's being shilled, not all the consolewar faggotry, not the EA games nobody gives a flying fuck about, no it's THIS ONE.
but only because it upsets your lefty insanities because it showcases an historically accurate bohemia that omg gasp doesn't have black people
Landon Ramirez
You only have one weapon at that point in the game
Grayson Scott
thats why then
Gabriel Gonzalez
Kill yourself, shill
Angel Cook
Okay I'll change how humans fundamentally are so you dont have to look at video game discussion you don't want to see
Camden Gutierrez
I'm not a shill, you're a shill
Anthony Mitchell
I'll make one more thread just for you user-kun
Cameron Sanchez
Stop shilling for this game. The only people who would enjoy this game are history-nuts. Anyone who doesn't care about historic accuracy and realism and is looking for an RPG will have a way better time with basically any other RPG that came out within the last 20 years. Probably less bugs as well.
Justin Howard
hownew.ru?
John Barnes
>Travelled to sasu for a little adventure >Heard that I could buy some decent armour at a cheaper price then rattas Jew merchants >What do you know my mates from skalitz are at the inn. >They tell me another is nearby at the church caring for the wounded >Go visit the monks, find out that the refugees are starving. >In rage I cut down a local cow and bring them the meat. >After my good deed decide to have a few beers then catch up with my mates >Ask Fritz about the debt he owns >Cunt tries to argue with me about it after I offer to help him >End up in a drunken fist fight with fritz after calling him a looser >Steal his clothes >March up to the monks to go pay his debts >Fucking guards try to arrest me for fighting the idiot earlier >Resist arrest fucking 12 cuck guards hold me down so I decided to just sit in jail for a night. >They fucking make serve two fucking weeks. Think about my qt Theresa the entire time. >Ride back to ratta and fuck her brains out in the barn
10/10 game
Matthew Sanchez
>people talk about newly released games on a videogame imageboard CALL THE FUCKING POLICE no seriously, you should try it, its fun exchanging expieriences with other playes who are just as new as you at the game. learning new things, talking about funny moments. I dont get how you can be this triggered and then go out of your way to post in these threads. learn to enjoy life user.
Ethan Sanchez
Mcfucking kill yourself, shill
Nathaniel Morales
>history-nuts why did it need a hyphen
Wyatt Hernandez
you are a retard in the game aswell. the bum owns you money, but you are to pussy and sell stuff that belongs to your family that most likely was braought with the hard earned money of your parents.
Jacob Watson
$0.10 has been deposited into ypur bank account
Isaiah Martin
Is it in an acceptable state or is it better to wait 6+ months for them to properly patch the game?
Gavin Wright
Because my IQ isn't that high since I haven't watched rick & morty yet.
Jacob Wood
Don't you know user? if you like a video game and talk about it you're a shill.
Josiah Cooper
just wait for a month or so, at the moment about half of the sidequests can't be completed due to bugs
The game is fun, but the animations are clunky and the bugs are almost unbearable at times.
Dylan Reyes
>any shitty open world game >amazing lol
Colton Fisher
I don't mind clunky animations, from what I've seen they make the game more fun. But broken quests are a big nono.
Jacob Adams
dude, you spent your time and complain about KCD threads in KCD threads and call everyone a shill. you know exactly who should be killing himself.
Eli Perry
You would of love it when borderlands was about to release.
Anthony Lee
>at the moment about half of the sidequests can't be completed due to bugs >But broken quests are a big nono. the fuck are you even talking about, I had no bugs with quests anytime. the game is fine, only performance needs to be improved.
Connor Martin
>Game has combos >Combos are functionally useless and generally pointless to use
Alexander Thompson
Well I just posted this in another thread, but here's my first 4 hours spent in game, other than doing the main quest:
>want to finish bird catching quest >turns out the game freezes indefinitely if you try to hand quest in if you've saved the game even once after collecting the last bird
>want to finish thieving quest >thieving quest giver Vagabond is eternally stuck in the pillory and you can't hand the quest in
>want to finish Lost in Translation >NPC's who are supposed to do the interrogation never show up - quest marker's gone
I'm scared to start any new fucking quests because I'm pretty sure this is at least 50% of all the sidequests I've done so far
Joseph Roberts
>realise i can access the traders' inventory (including money) with high enough lockpicking Time for me to buy some lockpicks
Matthew Gonzalez
this >initiate combo >parried >parries the parry >parried >parries the parry >parried >parries the parry >out of stamina >get hit by surprise 5 hit combo
Dominic Jones
>want to finish bird catching quest ah yeah had this one too, but it just happens if you save and load after picking up the cages.
>thieving quest giver Vagabond is eternally stuck in the pillory you can "unstuck" NPC by just turning around and back again, dont even have to load.
>I'm scared to start any new fucking quests thats your fucking problem then, get the qucksave mod dijf it bothers you this much. I didnt encounter a single bug expect the first one.
Angel Diaz
Why can't I climb the fucking stairs in the Rattay castle
Carter Green
I bet you cry about everything being in online guides and how cool it used to be to play games and talk to others about it and learn new shit from just conversation with other fans. Fuck off newfag I bet there are games you enjoyed that have been on this board that had 30 threads going. Games gud now gtfo
Adrian King
>first hours of the game >beating one cuman takes 5 minutes of hard fighting >70 hours into the game >lol i stab everyobe in face once and they die ???
Jaxon Anderson
>you can "unstuck" NPC by just turning around and back again, dont even have to load.
Nah, he is literally in the pillory, head and hands locked in it, for whatever fucking reason. Not stuck as in the model is stuck due to a glitch.
All 3 quests are unfinishable and no workaround yet, been checking online daily.
The game is fine, but unpolished as fuck, wish they spent a month more testing and polishing. Always found it sloppy when devs give something so unfinished out of their hands. Really feels like the Gothic games in this regard, so I'm quite used to it, but still annoying as shit.
Jack Morgan
>go find a horse that ran away >investigate crossroads >there's nothing there >objective is just find some horse somewhere, anywhere really, no hints Almost as fun as walking around the field looking for a horse in real life, but with even more bugs
Liam Butler
>locks in the middle ages >peasants having jewelry
Bentley Murphy
>Barely dark out >Guard spots me >WHERE WERE YOU RAISED YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LIGHT OUT AT DARK >Lliterally 3/4 of the population walking around without a fucking torch It's cause my character is transgender isn't it?
Jayden Cook
>locks in the middle ages U wot m8 >peasants having jewelry They don't generally have jewelry, but not everyone has to be dirt poor
Elijah Morales
GTA is for 12 year olds & normies, grow up & become a mature gamer like myself.
But seriously though GTA is stale
Nathan Collins
Could have asked a friend for lock picks. Then if they break like they did for me because I had no fucking clue what I was doing (and looking it up would have been gay cause I like figuring shit out on my own) I just flung poo at some douches house then my friends helped me beat that guy up for his trunk keys.
Jose Young
Are you a woman... or just gay.... talking like this means.... you suck..............
Hunter Parker
never actually read your history then huh?
Henry Phillips
what is a merchant? >locks in the middle ages are you a retard?
Gabriel Edwards
>but unpolished as fuck yeah because we live in a time where AAA publishers release perfectly polish games. get the fuck out of here, the bugs arent that big of an issue.
Mason Adams
>peasants having jewelry What are you talking about? Hardly any of the peasants in this game have jewellery.
Kevin Roberts
>Steals from family instead of guy who owed your dad money You are a fucking genius m8
Chase Williams
>Murder somebody alone at night with zero witnesses >Peasants all "know" it was me the next day >Shopkeepers refuse to interact with me
Eli Green
Im not trying to derail thread, but what did this Vavra guy even say to get this many people's knickers in a twist? And yeah I'm loving the game too, going around stealing while everyone is sleeping is immersive as fuck. Helps that night time is actually dark.
Tyler Cook
>get to the crossroads >realize just start searching the woods doesnt get me far >ride to farm and ask women if she has seen a horse you are literally to retarded, play skyrim if you dont want to use your brain.
Adam Gray
This is literally the first KCD thread on Cred Forums in history that has not been derailed by politics, and you go and post this?
Wyatt Edwards
Holy shit you are pathetic.
Who the fuck said anything about AAA titles? Why are you so fucking desperate to lick this dev's balls? the game is good, yes, but acting like it's perfect with no issues is retarded.
Typical nu-Cred Forums faggotry where if anyone criticizes a game you like, you go 'WELL AAA GAMES ARE SHIT LEL'
Nobody said fuckall about AAA games you inbred pile of trash. People like you are the reason devs can get away with being lazy and doing their job shittily. Grow the fuck up and learn that not everything is black and white, a good game can have shitty issues and a bad game can have good features.
Which all comes back to what I said that got your panties in a bunch, people should wait till shit is patched before buying.
Wyatt Cox
There's horse shit on the ground on the left (east) path at the crossroads. Follow that and further up there's more shit, and then you run into a hunter and ask him if he's seen the horse, he points you in the direction of a stream. You follow the stream and you find the horse.
It's literally not fucking hard.
Josiah Johnson
"d-dont call my my bug infested eurojank game shit you must be a lefty!"
Blake Johnson
Keep crying nigger, you weren't here when mgsv came out and there were 40 threads about it at all times.
Charles Williams
Magic mod when?
David Bell
>muh witcher senses >muh Skyrim connect-the-dots It's almost like you ignored the quest giver when he said that the horse sticks to trails. Almost like you didn't bother to go one of three directions for about 20 seconds before finding an NPC who helps you with that very quest. Almost like you're too retarded to do anything by yourself and need constant hand-holding. I actually feel bad for you and people like you; you're so used to railroading that you expect even in open world games.
Samuel Reed
>Works for me
Parker Edwards
nice reddit spacing
Chase Davis
you sound mad
Daniel Sanchez
>hurr just kill him instead of paying
Back to Skyrim with you
Hudson Reed
>Being this deluded because he thinks defending this game is defending is political ideology Lmfao
Lucas Jackson
No you see, I realized that the game wanted me to waste my time by riding around randomly looking for a horse/clues/people who saw the horse. Which made me realize I don't want to do that quest because it sounds boring as fuck.
Aiden Howard
Combos are good against enemies that are below or at most around your level of skill. Don't ask me how to check it, but generally some mean looking guys with full armor ought to be tough. Even if enemy is parrying often you might as well try doing the combo with first hit being a feint, sometimes it goes through.
Generally shitloads of things aren't told about combat in the game, like whatever the fuck defense rating even affects. I just found a bandit with a polearm and apparently he was pretty hard to trigger dodge and riposte on, but somehow he couldn't block blows from my sword for shit.
John Rodriguez
Nothing more Reddit has ever been said
Ayden Harris
what have bugs to do with political ideology?
Robert Miller
are there lots of items and secrets in this game?
Gabriel Ramirez
>I haven't played the game It's ok user I would wait till it's patched or pirate it like I did. Choking out basically means knocking out. You can't silent kill some one in the game until you have leveled up your sneak ability more.
David Butler
I am. This amount of retardation is beyond what I can patiently tolerate.
Joseph Kelly
Because you can't block with a polearm
Bentley Thomas
doesnt sound like KCD is your game then
Gavin Gray
the game is already patched :^)
Blake Reed
>Items Yeah there's a fuckton of different shit to collect if hoardings your thing. Secrets? Eh. You can find some.cool landmarks in the woods and around but there's not much too them other than "oh cool look a thing. Yep that's a thing. Neat"
Daniel Flores
if anything I wish the motherfucker who I brained at the beginning of the combat wouldn't place his axe in a fucking hill meaning it flies down the hill and into the river, never to be seen again
William Walker
desu there's quite a lot of buggy quests in the game, though nothing completely game-breaking. Had to reload earlier saves a few times because the quests fucked up.
>Get to runt fight >get my shit kicked in for almost an hour since most enemies were easy shit before and I went in to it with 1/3 of my health >finally kill the fucker >cutscene doesn't trigger >have to fight him 3 more times untill the cutscene finally triggers for some reason
also
>quest with multiple options to progress >all options bug out, leaving me to start the quest from the beggining
also
>game gets stuck on a loading screen near the end of the game >have to reload a few quests back to do them again and hope it fixes it
at least none of these were hard gamebreaking things, since they finally worked for some god damn reason, but pretty sure overall I spent like 5 hours just trying to figure out how to deal with shitty bugged quests. And those are just the main quests, had a few side ones that I never completed because of bugs.
Colton Martin
That's disappointing. But apparently there's a big patch on its way 2 weeks after release.
Someone should explain to me though why day 1 patches exist, are they made based on player feedback, or are those patches already ready to be applied but for some magical reason they only update the game 24h after release?
Whats the point?
Bentley Hughes
What? I was referring to how he is dogmatically defending the game against the slightest criticism. One of them being the prevalent presence of immersion and game breaking bugs.
Asher Bennett
I'm okay with doing boring shit if there's story behind it. But when I'm told to go look for poo in a forest I need a really good story to back that up. I like the main quest in KCD because the fun of the story justifies the minute to minute boredom. But side quests seem to consist of nothing but 100% boredom.
Jose Carter
I get immersed just fine with no game breaking bugs. I dont know what your problem is m8, maybe you project your own political ideology on this issue.
Adrian Bennett
Day 1 patches exist because there are lead times on physical editions as well as various amounts of time to get a release approved on different digital platforms. It wouldn't make sense to just cease working on the game.
Christian Perry
you are always free to not do quests you dont like, thats the beauty of the game really.
Hudson Cook
>No argument left >Lol why do you care
Noah Garcia
Not him but I fucking was. And when Overwatch came out, and any hot fucking game that's popular for a couple months. It doesn't mean this shit isn't still obnoxious. This is EXACTLY why /vg/ was created.
Adrian Hernandez
are there any bandit/cuman encounters after you start the epilogue quest? i was running around and couldn't find anything
Easton Jackson
nigger, why even come here if it bothers you this much?
Matthew Ross
sell me this game can you fuck hoores and die of an infection from a small scratch?
Owen Carter
You can fuck whores yes and there is a bleed system in the game.
Liam Rogers
>tutorial >I picked the speech option, so I must be good at persuasion, right? >attempt to persuade drunk old man >"YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING USELESS DRUNK, NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY" >what the actual fuck henry >proceed to get sucked into tens of inescapable mma moves while he matrix dodges every attack >he gives up and hands me the money anyway Should I have kept playing or was dropping it then and there the right choice
Jaxon Price
what? this was the most hilarious shit, but to answer your question, you should drop gaming entirely.
Brody Wood
Makes sense, thx user
Aiden Rivera
should i get this game now or what a few months till the bugs are fixed?
Cooper Bell
Not him, but even if not game-breaking, it's really annoying to run into 3-4 bugged quests in the first few hours of the game. Not sure how immersive can it get when the game just freezes up on handing a quest in, or if a dialogue option to finish/advance a quest just doesn't show up due to a bug.
Jason Harris
>make seamless world interiors included >give every dialogue a loading screen ONE JOB VAVRA
ONE JOB
Michael Harris
console users are refunding.
Luke Foster
Any chance they can do something about the loading screens? Seems like we have a lot of unnecessary timewasters like that. For example, would it be hard to just make an option to 'press T to trade' instead of having to enter dialogue every time I want to sell turnip?
Josiah Davis
Kek I went and dug up the body, when there was no ring I just chatted the dude up and he handed it over. He was pretty reasonable about it.
Isaiah Martinez
>no trust me i complain in persona threads too
sad
Michael Barnes
Most of them are refunding because it's not Skyrim
Hudson Reyes
>Hey! Henry has come to see us! >Good to see you Henry!
Michael Cook
JESUS be PRAISED
Isaac Hill
>just finished serving time for butchering 2 guards and a peasant woman for catching me robbing her house like a true slav >Henry has come to see us! :)
Yeah eat shit peasants i have plate armor now i'm above you all.
Owen Jenkins
Was there a patch or something today? >Spend half an hour bugging my way through Uzhitz >Save by sleeping and go to bed for real >Wanna play some more today >Loading progress bar instantly fills up then remains at 100% for 2 minutes >All the Doors are fixed and performance is fine now >Whenever I want to talk to someone it literally takes an entire minute of loading to get to the dialog when it was mostly instant yesterday The fuck happened.
Camden Campbell
Nah. you can't do anything in it. It's on rails.
Dylan Cruz
that statement is false
Joshua Collins
You can actually find Horse Dung too there that leads you in the general right direction if you're paying attention.
David Barnes
You don't have to follow the plot...Why would that person li- >communist hammer and sickle Oh
Ayden Nguyen
i hope this is true
do you lose all your shit when you get arrested?
Andrew Campbell
>Skyrim!
Brandon Campbell
I like almost everything except the combat, fucking hell I hate the combat
John Mitchell
>he can't feint
Gabriel Flores
Just get a mace and bash your way through everything then. Alternatively get the mod that lets you keep polearms and one-hit everyone forever.
Samuel Turner
>Feint >Get riposted Feinting would be better if it actually did more shit that just decreased the chance of you getting parried.
Adam Richardson
>tutorial >I picked both speech options, so I must be good at persuasion, right? >attempt to persuade drunk old man >"YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING USELESS DRUNK, NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY" >persuasion success >he gives me nothing >gather my mates and beat the shit out of him >sell his only belongings to buy charcoal >he gets killed by cumans Feels pretty good man
Sebastian Hill
>"wow this game is so realistic, all the actions have realistic consequences" >user points out a visibly unrealistic consequence >"l-lol, that's just a game mechanic, why don't you go elsewhere for proper raiding?"
I like the game, but some weird stuff does happen now and again. For example, I snuck into Kunesh's house while he was cutting wood and I stole the nails and the hammer from him. After that, I immediately went to the shopkeeper to sell them but they somehow magically knew that those nails and hammer were stolen? even though in a technical sense they weren't, since Kunesh fucking owed us money for those hammers and nails? It was repo at worst. And it's not like he had any time to report the crime, he was still cutting wood. Like I said I like this game, but this is just something that I've noticed. It's definitely a very good game, but we have a right to comment on small little inconsistencies like that without being called a retard or a casual.
Connor Carter
fucking gold. something similar to this happened to me as well
Adrian Walker
why is nearly every mechanic in this game autistic?
Daniel Cruz
He didn't get killed in my game. I ran into him later and beat his ass and he gave me a quest.
Charles Gray
You really can't do anything to NPCs that are just that much higher than you. The best option is to shoot arrows into their face until they bleed out.
Gabriel Bailey
>Its starting to get dark >Time to sleep >Walk literally 10 seconds to my house provided to me by some noble >Sleep until 9am >Guard standing over me when i wake up >Demands I surrender >Says I have to pay a hefty sum for not having a torch out at night, when its fucking 9 in the morning
This fucker literally broke into my room and stood over me as I slept for 8 hours to demand 10 gold from me for not having a torch lit in my bedroom as i sleep?
Dylan Russell
I just assumed he got killed by cumans, it makes little sense to me that he would have survived that.
Wyatt Bailey
>wht if dor look XD
takes nothing to impress you retards
Aaron Baker
is the game patched yet or still one big bug?
Xavier Wright
Did you find "that"? Still looking for it, only found some dirty rags.
Juan Taylor
woah dude how immersive and awesome man!! but heres how that shit actually works in this garbage game >break into house in broad daylight >take whatever you want >wait 5 hours for loot to no longer be considered stolen (its that fucking easy) >make tons of money having expended 0 effort whatsoever >repeat for every house in the game, who cares it doesn't change literally anything
Isaac Barnes
The game is actually an Oblivion remake with a cliche and unoriginal storyline and a “big reveal” phoned in by a tube worm
Hudson Martinez
it's a mess
Jordan Wilson
Stop shilling slav fag.
Connor Torres
>been working out smashing heads of bandits >done all bandit quests from Rattay >stop everytime someone attacks me, smash their head >Get to runt fight >block his first combo >attack twice with my mace >mace smashes his bald head >cutscene instantly who else /medievalfit/ here?
Isaac Morris
>runt fight >parry his strikes >feint into slash stab stab >one shot him with it since the last strike hits head >faggot isnt even wearing a helmet
Aiden Stewart
Why are threads for this game full of "funny" talking people, is shilling real?
Adam Sanders
NOOOOO i just lost all my saves on PS4 i was after drinking with priest and doing mass in a church, when i finished preaching and went back to freemode there was a slight freeze and "encountered critical error in an application", i restarted the game and it said that save data is corrupted and its gonna create a new one. About 30 hours lost. I'll redo it in 2 days. But i still think the game is magnificent, though my personal score went down from 9.5/10 to 9/10. After a few months - patches and mods, and possible some expansion - it will be solid 10/10. The world, cities, villages, especially nature - is easily the best virtual world ever created.
Grayson Gray
>Runt fight >Riposte his first blow >Instakill because fag doesn't wear a helmet You're all smalltime.
Zachary Carter
yea, I am paid 3 euros/h to shill this game in every thread
pls buy Kingdom Come: Deliverance, made by Warhorse studios!
Michael Nelson
>bumps the thread nice one user
Christian Parker
AHAHAHAHA UPDATE: I LOST ONLY A COUPLE HOURS OF PROGRESS I JUST DOWNLOADED BACKUP SAVE FILES FROM PS+ CLOUD YEEEEEEEEEEE REMEMBER KIDS IF YOU PLAY ON PS4 DO BACKUP SAVES
Kayden Scott
nice try, shill
Luis Jenkins
Im not a shill read my second post, i was able to recover save files. The game is still solid 9/10 in my opinion but you have to admit it is quite bugged, nothing catastrophical but a few patches will do it good.
Adam Scott
> t. man who moves goalposts
Kayden Hall
>not gambling for your money Not even lucky.
Ayden Baker
>finally get to Runt >still no sword
WHERE'S MY FUCKING SWORD?
Also, Lady Stephanie disappointed me. Not only does she cheat on her husband with Henry, but she fucking bangs him while he's wearing her dead father's shirt. Talk about daddy issues.
Christopher Long
...
Nathan Russell
typical cuck retard
Connor Sanchez
whats the customization like?
or will most peoples character be the same
Austin Gray
you all play as the same guy
Ayden Morales
You have predefined character, you can only change clothes/armor and weapons
Dylan Brooks
the game tries to be realistic, not real. having stolen items get flagged is simply for balancing purposes. it would be stupid if you could just rob a store and then sell his goods right back to him right away. anyway, items stop being hot after a day or two so you can thieve all you want, throw it into your chest, then come back later and sell it with no penalties
Ian Hall
>That quest with the priest of Uzhitz >The sidequest where you have to picklock a horse's ass
The game is better then I expected
Charles Hughes
While I agree shilling on Cred Forums is very common, I heavily doubt a new company like Warhorse studios, who had to rely on kickstarter and an investor to make their game, has the disposable funds for online viral marketing
Jace Collins
>be wageslave >get to play the game in snippets at best >have to download the Infinite save mod in order to save my progress >finally get an opportunity to play for more than 2 hours >lol no watch your niece cause your sister makes bad life decisions and got pregnant >at least start the hunt with Hans and even manage to bag myself a fucking fawn Hunting in this game is really fun. Archery takes a lot of getting used to but it works for what the game is. Hope neither me nor Hans ends up having a hunting accident since he seems like a bro.
Easton Rogers
Because most games, KCD included, are shit.
Adam Martinez
Is it possible to beat the drunk guy at the beginning? I ended up waiting until he went to sleep and then strangled him into unconsciousness to get daddy's loot.
Adrian Gray
ask your friends to help you like a normal human being
Jace Wright
pussy
Angel Sullivan
Post your niece.
Brandon Hall
So why can't an item be flagged as stolen to the person you stole it from, But not flagged as stolen to other people? Unless of course the original owner interacts woth the other people.
Michael Adams
I punked that clown, bitch got nothing on a blacksmith
Jaxon Smith
The combat in this game is bullshit and rage inducing, no matter how many attacks I make they get parried, I take damage parrying theirs, I am constantly darting around until I have no stamina left to fight back etc. What the fuck can I do? Why is being locked in combat so retarded compared to just spamming lock-off were you are actually much more effective?
Kevin Thomas
I just did both of those quests today and that's basically sold me on this game being fucking great.
Concubines thinking I'm satan as we fugged on weird psychedelics rubbed on the vaginas, who turned into animals and then black painted woodsman tried to kill me, struck them down and all the women the next morning are dead, and it was probably me who killed them in a paranoid illusion and Henry can't admit it because he didn't even know he did it.
Holy fuck dude what a quest.
Oliver Garcia
there's a number of ways to complete that quest including stealing the charcoal from a house across the street
Grayson Watson
>game promises good realistic combat >it's garbage
Michael Roberts
this
Jordan Brown
learn the dodge and stuff then wait for them to sleep and murder them like a true hero of the people would
Eli Brooks
Go train with Bernard you fucking brainlet.
Grayson Perez
I guess you are in early game, go to captain Bernard he will teach you how to do stuff
Jackson Jenkins
Any tips to improve performance for this game? I got decent specs and man it still runs rough a lot of time.
Would putting it on an SSD help?
Nathaniel Sanchez
this
combat becomes doable if you're not an impatient dickhead. You get a bunch of new moves, level up skills and by that point 1 on 1 duels aren't a big deal.
Now 2 on 1? Yeah ill admit thats hard as shit, but any chance I can Ill shoot an arrow in their backs and take out one before drawing both.
Grayson Murphy
installing it on SSD did help alot with loading times and texture pop in.
Thomas Hernandez
Anyone else find this game kind of scary? The first time I returned to the starting zone after everything was ransacked, I paused to stare at one of the hanging bodies. Some guy screamed "Hey!" which made me jump. I looked around but didn't see anyone. Then, across the field, some soycuck was running up a hill. Then those fucking looters. This game is badass as HECK!
Carson Cook
>Anyone else find this game kind of scary? No, you're just a little girl on the inside.
Alexander Martin
>swing my blade at unarmed/unarmored peasant >he just blocks my swing with his arms
Such realism
Logan Howard
Once you get full plate you can shred about half a dozen cum mans without taking damage
David Sanchez
sharpen your blade you knave and stop using it as a bar of iron
Ryder Young
Haha you lost an argument haha
Landon Murphy
Framerate or loading times?
Austin Phillips
gross she has pink eye
Henry Evans
kek, happened to me aswell, but I didnt jump like a bitch.
Daniel Sanders
always something to look forward in this game. I get a real reward out of going from a peasant knowing fuck all and wearing rags to being a fully enlisted knight in plate armor.
I'm still doing guard work for Bernards men atm, so at best I'm wearing a helmet, vanguards and chain mail necks. Getting a horse of your own is fucking sweet too, I was getting over encumbered all the time, now its no sweat
Landon James
Sorry, GoTY is already taken.
Chase Lopez
>Cheese it to the woods what did he mean by this?
Owen Hall
>arrive at the mill >pezhek and theresa both run screaming to Rattay >when they reach it they just return back walking But why?
Gavin Hughes
>politics
Isaiah White
AVE U SEEN ENRYS FACE M8!
Adam Garcia
>not realizing that horse archer is the best way to fight I pity the fools
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>Random ass knight challenges me to a duel of honour in the road >Why the fuck would I waste valuable hare hunting time to do that your gayship? >I'll give you some of my old armour >Probably just some shitty hauberk but sure >Knock his arse flat with my Herod sword ezpz >Get a fucking Milanese brigantine that is 6 times better than my current outer layer.
What in the fuck, I've done this twice now and made mad dosh selling it.
Also, my sword is so good that I accidentily killed a mercenary that challenged me to sparring, riposte into single blow and he's dead. Had a heart attack as I swiveled around to see if anyone saw.
Eli Hughes
>potato gfx the game looks insanely good on ultra, truly a loss for console/toasterfags
Luke Clark
That's how I dealt with that fag knight that runs away during the counterfeit coins quest, tried riding him down but he has infinite stamina so I just shot his horse to make it throw him.
Brandon Diaz
>tfw my random encounters broke and i've yet to see any after first 2 fast travels
Brody Baker
>OHFUCK.png Cringe thread? Cringe thread
Alexander Ramirez
why does Milan continue to allow me to whop his ass and steal his money and clothe
James Garcia
>quest to save some gril >just running around the hill to see a way up >stumble upon a cave >find the guy behind counterfeit money >solve the entire questline on accident
Juan Hughes
Up until you enter tailor's shop just to see his clothes floating without body showing up.
Joseph Cooper
>charge into a bandit camp because im a badass >leader is sleeping >guards run off in different directions alarming >strangle the chief >chase tackle the rest 1 by one
Andrew Flores
>i suck, so it's garbage
Matthew Campbell
lol exact same thing happened to me I was like well ok
Blake Morgan
when will they patch it? is it announced?
Henry Williams
this has been patched i think
Jose Wright
I bought five extra copies for my friends, I suggest everyone does the same.
Kevin Hughes
>pick up halberd/spear/whatever polearm shit >suddenly enemies lose their ability to use their weapons >you one hit everything nice unfinished game
Julian Richardson
too bad they had to settle making it run on console shitware. not buying any fucking "next gen" game that cross-platforms. i tried playing it already and its so laggy and buggy i cant justify not using outright gold hacks to make up for the real life hour(in game day) i spend on one little shit fucking quest over and over because oh herp the stalth system is outright shit or wew the game lagged during combat so fuck you. release a fucking PC game that i can run at 60fps while looking AT LEAST as good as crysis 3 with not-shit gameplay. its fucking 2018 and shit has obviously been stagnated so incredibly long now. look at the difference between games form 2002-2007 and then 2013 to 2018.
SO MUCH POTENTIAL FUCKED OVER AGAIN BY INFERIOR CONSOLE KIDDIES REEE
Easton Adams
FIX LOCKPICKING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Gabriel Jones
The game doesn't have an ending. It's missing act 3
Lmao
Ian Taylor
It's easy with a mouse and keyboard
Ryan King
>have i5 6600K @ 3.50GHz >constantly reaching 100% cpu usage and freezing
am i that bottlenecked or is this something i can fix?
Brandon Cook
>stealing
there are only white people in this game, and yet you managed to make the protagonist act like a nigger
Austin Rivera
GOTY
Noah Morales
peasants aren't people
Jaxon Brown
Well it's pretty realistic that you'd die if you and your horse phased into a guy.
Grayson Morales
another fine reason to not even attempt to RPG without savescumming. fucking console shitters are so screwed over if they cant mod or dont get the unlimited save patch later
John Edwards
>tfw want to enjoy it but it runs like dogshit
Joseph Price
>good game >triggers neogaf >chill developers >low fantasy medieval europe simulator
Why exactly is there a portion of Cred Forums that hates it, again? The only complaints I've seen are "its boring" and "its buggy"
Julian Peterson
Skyrim's open dialogue had to be trimmed down severely because of the memory cost and was prone to glitches and bugs.
Oldschool text games and RPGs had in-cutscene or freezeframe dialogue too.
There is literally nothing wrong with this and if they made the dialogue all realtime they'd probably have to slash it in half.
Jaxon Lopez
>town is happily murder-free for ages >stranger comes to town >suddenly people start dying
IT'S A MYSTERY.jpg
Ryder Butler
It being Boring is a pretty big complaint
Thomas James
>pick up a game billed as a historical adventure rpg with elements of lifesim >complain that it's not fast paced or actiony
Gee willickers why does this grand strategy game not have any RTS gameplay what a shitty game
Austin Edwards
I thought there was a big tournament for melee in this game, where in the hell is it at?
Gavin Morales
i cant actually say its boring, just bugged out and designed to also run on fucking consoles which clearly limited development in all aspects
Ryder Long
>be in Sasau >have to steal fragment of sword from blacksmith for quest >he keeps it on his person at all times >decide to wait until his son is gone so I can sneak up on him and knock him out >coast is clear, get behind him and try to knock him out, but things go south and I fail >panic and start punching the shit out of him before he can call the guards >his son comes back just as I knock his father out and starts screaming >ohshit.jpg >loot the sword fragment from his unconscious body and GTFO as quickly as possible on my horse >lay low in Rattay for a few days until my bounty goes away >go back to Sasau to finish the quest and everyone fucking hates me >run into the guy I mugged a few days ago and he just runs away screaming whenever he sees me now >mfw
Christian Richardson
Love this fucking game, but still sometimes I just get a little upset.
>Guy hints at a deal for poached boar meat and possible deals in the future >Bring it to him >Everybody is happy >Try to sell the rest of it to him >Ey! this is stolen
Adrian Stewart
Any tricks to improving performance?
Jason Sullivan
>break into house >steal >someone wakes up start shouting >end up killing everyone in the entire town
Alexander Perez
>trying to lockpick with a mouse
fuck this is bullshit. can barely unlock an easy lock.
The fuck? It's way easier with a mouse than with a controller
Luke Reyes
such is life in Bohemia
Xavier Bennett
How are you already 70 hours into the game you fucking loser
Liam Anderson
Same here i dont know if my dpi is too high or something but fuck
Landon Morgan
>go to sneak into someone's house >they keep noticing someone's there even though i havent been seen >wait a minute >take off my armor and get naked >silence >sneak and steal with ease
is there anything like a ski mask i can wear
Chase Evans
No. Because this game suffers from the same "psychic guards" that pretty much 99% of other rpgs have. So it would be pointless.
Jose Davis
so fucking buttblasted lmao
Charles Morgan
Its triggers neogaf and neogaf migrated to Cred Forums a long time ago.
Charles Martinez
>communists coming up with all these reasons to hate the game