Hey bro let's play an early access open-world survival crafting game

>Hey bro let's play an early access open-world survival crafting game

my friends. they're epic gaymerz

made with soy!

>"Why do you hate fun user? :3"

>Soyposters have been relegated to text only by the shoops

Fuck off man, these are the pol memes

>Hey bro let's play this historically accurate RPG. I heard the lead dev really btfo of SJWs

Ideologues can't meme :^)

>game has no multiplayer
>I just want to cry about it in an unrelated thread
rent free

Okay.

>Co-worker keeps wanting me to play Fortnite on PS4
>Saay I will try it
>Never will too busy playing actual good single player focused games

>bunch of work friends hype up Destiny 2 for weeks
>"ayo user you're gun get it right? come on pre-order it and join us, we're gonna raid and shit its gonna be epic"
>game comes out
>they poopsock it for a week, drop it and go back to Overwatch/POOPG
>mfw

rinse and repeat with every triple A game with them

>hey man Metal Gear Survival looks good, will you be buying it too so we can play together?

No, fuck you konami.

>hey bro let's play monster hunter
said not one of my friends ever

Same. I just want SOMEONE to hunt in 3U (on 3ds) with.

>cave in and give survival games a chance a couple of times
>grind resources and explore an empty as fuck world for 1-2 hours bored out of my mind
>refund
>"poor user didn't get his instant gratification :^)"
>friends get bored of the game in a week and move on to the next one
I'm glad they finally got over the genre.

>tfw we all want to play MH world but it's not on PC yet

Fucking Poles still believe they are white

"Muh delayed gratification"

I fucking hate this mentallity, because it's used to excuse when a game unnecessarily pads out all the fun between long stretches of boredom. Shit is the reason Squad's maps keep getting bigger and bigger despite the fact that no one uses like 30% of the map anyway. It's just turning into a walking simulator like ArmA.

>this
My friends got me to play rust, the fuck did i spend my money on. Granted running around naked with a guitar was fun for and got a few keks. Rust also created a ton of drama between my friends because it just brought out the worst in them
>Hey let's raid that base
>1 hour gather resourses
>1 hour process resources
> 1 hour dividing weapons explosives, because they need THIER weapon and THEIR explosives.
>50 fucking assault rifles in our stash but your butthurt over YOURS that got lost in the shuffle
>other base is already offline
>all that prep, for nothing
>Blow our way in
>take uncontested loot
>bring it back
>repeat, arguments and all
Fuck rust, fuck crafting games