games is shit

Reminder that sons of kojima doxxed the company that gave him a free chair, and now they're out of business

Who's the real sperg here?

the SOK is dead

t.sok

youtube.com/watch?v=OFULmAmh0Fk&t=329s

Reminder that DSP is actually based and Cred Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

Stop being a sheep.

His DNF review:
youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

His RE6 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

His AssCreed Unity review:
youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

His 1886 review:
youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

His Evolve review:
youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

Five Nights at Freddy's:
youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

Also, as a streamer:

>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No stream gimmicks
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Cred Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

What remains beyond me is HOW does this fuck keep getting new GFs like it's nothing? There's some e-celeb appeal there, but come on. Or should I say CAHM AHN.

>THE GAME KEEPS SAYING COUNTER BUT IM NOT PRESSING ANYTHING
He said this unironically so many times while playing DBFZ I was laughing so hard

His Super Mario Sunshine playtrough is a new kind of special. Holy shit

>People telling you to git gud in an RPG where early-game decisions have completely unexpected late-game outcomes that will severely fuck you over

But the SoK has been dead long before that.

Someone post the anti version of this.

...

>Ragequits DBFZ because he thinks 2f connections are unplayable when hes clearly hitting buttons saying "why did I get counter hit I didn't do anything!"
>Meanwhile I want to love the game but cannot run sets consistently because 4/6 times a piece with people I know it will give out room not found and none of the tricks seem to work for us.

Please fix the servers Namco/Arksys its fun as fuck I just cannot deal with this shit I want to run sets with solid people I know. And yet ill be able to connection to people from Puerto Rico when I set connection priority who had 9f. But I cannot connect to friends that when I do on rare have 2 and at worst 3f but usually 2f and 5 bars.

>Reminder that sons of kojima doxxed the company that gave him a free chair, and now they're out of business

There's not a single bit of evidence to support that, but you can bet Fred Fuchs is out there lurking and crying in some Discord channel over how he lost the spotlight. Obsessive fucks like that don't just disappear overnight after they've been exposed.

Wow this is some dated pasta.
>accepts table scrap donations worth like 10 cents he's that desperate
>does have sub alerts
>does have facecam
>sucks off his fans as often as possible to try and wean more money
>went back to streaming on twitch

DUMB PEOPLE ARE JUST SO FUCKING DUMB....YOU GOTTA JUST TELL EM WHATS WHAT

LETS BE HONEST HERE NOT THE MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WOULD CHEER SUB AND TIP ME

ACKACKACK

This pasta is like 3 - 4 years out of date

>watching youtuber playing a game im somewhat interested in
>said youtuber is beyond shit at the game
>youtuber blames bugs for failing to figure out basic shit
>does tutorial, fails to do tutorial shit 3min later

9E6VJ-Z2CR0-0H2IX
gmod

Thoughts on his new gf?

THANK YOU YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS FOR THE VIEWS!

B5ZMR-22J4R-D7ZZT

stop posting dupes

DSP ALWAYS WINS BABY

G7ZWB-3B7A7-5M2QD

ok for a middle aged woman

if someone else already put in the code, it means you didnt get it first sorry

>407328220
this is definitely a prostitute

>is bad at the game and doesn't learn from his mistakes
>has played every game in the series so far and they're all formulaic yet is still horrible
>woooooooooooow bad gaaaaaaaymmmmmmmmm if you call me bad fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pls donate

GNYVT-436K0-LXWWJ

Saturday his lights go out for 5 hours.
Comes back to stream later not even a crack of a smile on his face.
Sunday wakes up with bad pain in his arm.

What did he do for those 5 hours in the dark with his new girlfriend at home?

I already own whatever this shit is

DONKEH!

CCK9Y-2EZAA-CNWYP
CATL6-WKMA0-7WX0J
LWGPX-WTKLP-L4DA2

Even worse, a prostitute with 2 feet penis

probably shot up drugs with that druggie

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Where the fuck does he find these rejected strippers

>No facecam
>got caught whacking off on his facecam

come on Vidar, you're not getting your twitch back

I remember watching him play KOTOR. What a fucking moron.

>tfw she is my age
if i ever get a GF is she gonna look like that?

DVKBK-F4ZTQ-NJK2Q

youtube.com/watch?v=w8PzKKDe6Vw

He should play more KOTOR. Why does his paypigs vote for so many shit games?

there are some people who unironically like this piece of shit

fuck this clown

KWO was at least funny to some extent, this nigger just vlogs about DSP as if he has any ground to stand on.

drama alert tier levels of retardation

blob:youtube.com/08f665b6-a275-4a00-bfb6-36d5ba413541

>doxxing a company (?) puts it out of business

I'm afraid I don't quite follow without some kind of context.

youtu.be/OKL8N4RA0Io?t=7545

Fuck you I like him because he is simply fucking insane
youtube.com/watch?v=6-3_5W6CKFI
youtube.com/watch?v=hhCX62W7CfY
youtube.com/watch?v=RUKDiXuMQwQ
youtube.com/watch?v=TvNHVm2_WiM
Look at the durations of these vids

DSP is shittiest crinigest subhuman I've ever seen

But fuck me are his 'haters' ten times worse, who goes through that level of autism to document someones every movement in life, follow him just to sit in his stream and complain about it him and let themselves get angry when he does something fucking stupid.

I remember when i first found the TIHYDP videos and was like yeah this is a POS, but even those get tedious fast as fuck "haha le funny comment out of the comment section splashed on the screen every 5 second"

>he doesn't do something right instantly
>fedora tipping comment commenting on how he didn't do thing right instantly.

But if anything he's turned these mouthbreathing leeches into a sustainable income source, I seriously doubt very many people take him actually seriously in his "camp" outside of those subhumans you see him retweet with his merch on.

>It’s part of the experience to be fucked over by your choices!

fuck his stalkers, but the vlog parodies and tihdp are entertaining shit man.

youtube.com/watch?v=uYxELU6zSw4

This but unironically

You guys watched Metokur’s video right?

youtube.com/watch?v=gm3RifNLfZo

Prepare for a wild ride

*spends 2 hours talking about his day and plugging his shit and a further 30 minutes setting up OBS*
Absolutely based.

i only watch snort burnell and maybe this is how you dont play if the game interrests me.

indluging in more shit gets dull quick

>yet another minimal-effort vlog-post about DSP

THYDP videos at least require editing, videos like this do nothing but make you appear like an even bigger loser than Phillip.

This just sounds so surreal

>dsp is dum

girlfriend (male)

>about DSP

Watch the video family

youtube.com/watch?v=3KgiApp40uQ
Posting DSP kino.

>retries DBFZ
>still doesn't punish Super Dashes
>never reflects
>"WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE CORNER?"
>"UNEARNED COMBO"
>"IT'S ALL RUSHDOWN THAT YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT"
>"WHY DOES LIGHT BEAT MY MEDIUM?"
Jesus christ how pathetic can one person be

>dps kino
>posts le funny haha look at these epic own youtube comments XD

This is the complete opposite

>DSP is the type of guy you expect to be a in-denial lying scumbag about the situation

>He was actually right the entire time and didn’t do anything

>somebody legitimately posed as 4 Different anti-groups including Kojima World order and a fucking Prostitute girlfriend because they had a raging hate boner for DSP

The best DSP Kino will always be his cooking videos and how his house didn’t burn down

>try to play game
>game doesn't let you because of its "charm"

This was pretty much the turning point for me, DSP's haters have always been cringy but this took it to a whole 'nother level.

No matter how cancerous a human being is his anally frustrated stalkers are far more pathetic.

>That fucking Cup Noodle video
True kino.