Post the very first thing and the very last thing that happens in a game, Cred Forums guesses it

Remains of the Voyager probe are floating through space

A man finds a dead body on the beach

Sorry, I don't know that game

>old senile man goes horny over dead lover
>you go to an orphanage and reunite with all the dead spirits of your family

Unironically this. Who the fuck gets his kicks out of this shit except really bored elementary schoolers? Fucking re-evaluate your life, OP.

MGS4 would be
>Watch weird workout ad
>Your dad watches you put a gun in your mouth and cry

sounds like a japanese title

Is this Sleeping Dogs?

True Crime: Streets of LA

Doesn't sound much different from browsing /fit/.

>you start on an island playing with your friends
> you close a big door

>you go to a peace conference that gets disrupted by cultists
>you beat up a saturday morning cartoon villain and go back to traveling

Hm a good guess, but I'd say not because if I recall correctly, the first mission in sleeping dogs is running away from cops after a drug deal went wrong

>Press start
>Watch credits

SDR2

Kingdom Hearts.

Do we count the "wrap back" time line thing? Eg: Max Payne
>Stand on top of a skyscraper giving a cynical monologue
>Stand on top of a skyscraper giving a cynical monologue

Also,
>Ride in a car
>Ride in a helicopter

Correct

>Talk to your brother
>Become an AI

>commit a terrorist act
>sword duel

Majora's Mask?

>wake up
>go to sleep

>an animal dashes by, a trail of stars following it
>polygonal flowers

Then it's gotta be True Crime: Streets of LA then.

>Go to work drunk
>Call your bros to wreck everyone's shit

ZTD

>steal bike
>get a call from a crazy bitch

>buy milk
>shoot yourself

Shining Force?

GTA: San Andreas?

>old guy talks about rocks
>giant mech gets BTFO by white goo

POSTAL 2

>Rachel Riley

> jump in a basement
>kill your self but dead

>put on a play to sneak into a castle
>put on a play to sneak into a castle

True Crime Streets of LA

Umineko

Correct.

This board isn't so shit after all.

Here’s one

>Get murdered in a ditch
>delete the game

Bingo

>ex-employer sends his regards
>fight mech in a volcano

>wake up in a field, get greeted by big guy

>sit in the big dead guys chair for eternity

yes

>ride in a wagon and watch local police deal with subhumans
>ride elevator with godslaying machine

Final Fantasy 7?

>Look for your daughter
>Fake your own death

True Crime Streets of LA.

MGS2?

Any Kirby game

Deus ex

>Come back after 25 years

>Somebody jokes you won’t be back for another 25 years

Kid Icarus: Uprising

Recently played:
>You kill evil animals in space
>Your daughter tells the story of your life to a bunch of children

FONDLE YOUR TITS

>leave town to go visit some towers
>Have a dream of being a bird to see the world

>Watching tv

>Watching tv but with a pet ghost dog.

>Yell at a helicopter
>Cross a bridge

>watch your wife get abducted
>turn into a giant and kill the devil

>you go to a hospital
>you end up punching god in the face

Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon

>have a nightmare about running out of shotgun shells
>get praised by the spirit of your dead grandfather

YEAH

>enter a base with a shitty weapon
>Blow up a giant brain

>Lying body penetrated by sword
>Lying body penetrated by sword

This one is quite easy.

Easy. Asura’s Wrath

>walk down a cyber Tokyo street
>Fall asleep forever on a mountain

Modern Warfare 2?

Terranigma

Yes. That ending song always stirs feels.

SMT Nocturne?

Correct.

MW2

>a girl gets in a fight with her sisters
>a magic flower creates giant statues

Super Metroid

Drakengard 3, my dude

It's pretty okay

Not quite. The brain has four legs

Is this one Eternal Darkness?

>you lose an arm
>you search for a guide on youtube because you can't beat the final boss

>you wake up in your bed, late for school
>you destroy a dog made of bugs

Conkers BFD?

Correct

lol

>Walk down the street
>Get blown off to pieces

Witcher 3

>you're an ecoterrorist blowing shit up because people are killing the planet
>you kill a man and his mother who wanted to blow shit up because people are killing the planet

>you will never rachel riley

FF7

>You wake up after 5 years.
>Ride a helicopter off into the sunset

Painkiller

Paper Mario TTYD

Jak and Daxter

MW2

Correct

Conker's BFD?

>get a question wrong at school
>kill the head honchos, which many mistakenly believed to be angels but they're really just a bunch of old fucks that look like teenagers/young men, of a religion that worship a fake goddess

>Dive into the sea
>Cuck best girl

not what i was intending but i guess that would work too

> Ride a helicopter
> Go back in time

>after five years on the East Coast, you head home.
>You walk away from your home.

Saints Row
Saints Row 2

>leave home to get milk
>Shoot self in head

>Ride on top of a plane
>Have a drink on a beach

Correct on 2

Already posted, POSTAL 2.

>You fight a vampire
>You fight an alternate version of that vampire with your daughter.

Holy shit, well that's both embarrassing AND funny

Doom

FF9, dunno how people missed this

Doom

>Go to church
>Protect your waifu

>man welcomes me to the family
>shoot his mother in the fucking face

Dats it mane.

MGS

>Meryl is best girl

>Your sister gets kidnapped.
>You talk with the big bad about a sequel hook over a black screen.

>Go to a diner
>Blow your house up

>start in a town and buy a shitty butter knife
>Kill your best friend who turned into a bird with a slightly better shitty butter knife

Tru crim bby

>Help defend a research station
>Nuke your entire FTL network

>You're mucking around with your mythical pet
>You tell the Father of Lies to fuck off when he asks you for a date at a hot spring

>Take part in a counter-terrorist operation in Middle East
>Become an intergalactic emperor

Yes.

>have amnesia
>find a radioactive genie

Dune?

>Ride train
>Ride train

Resident Evil 7

Half-Life

That's not the true ending. The true ending is.
>Lay down in the grass

That wasn't his mother though.

Serious Sam 3

You're right, but not the one I'm after

>play a DOS typing adventure game
>sit down in a hospital watching your favorite show

>fall off a cliff
>kill the sun

>crash land on a planet
>blow that planet up

Transistor?

>Talk to an old lady
>Sit in a chair or walk away

>A bell brings you back to life.
>You fight the combination of all the people who killed a god.

Dark Souls 2 and 3.

>Wake up in prison
>Die in a fire

Dark Souls 3

>Cred Forums asks you not to play the game
>The game asks you not the play the game

Singularity?

Dark Souls 1

DMC4

>You befriend a rabbit
>You shoot a face

Any persona game?

>Get shot
>Avenge your father

>Go out on some daily chores
>End the entire human race

>choose the color of my character
>choose the color of my ending

>come out of a horizontal tube onto a green planet

>come out of a vertical tube into space

>France annexes everyone
>France annexes you

>Arrive at your vacation destination.
>Have your vacation.

Furi?

Rising Revengeance?

>wake up with amnesia
>kill an evil god version of yourself

You only really need the second clue

Super Mario
3D World
Sunshine

Mass Effect 3?

Star Fox?

>Go SCUBA diving
>Go snowmobiling

Metal...Gear?

Fallout New Vegas?

FE: Awakening.

Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Red Dead Redemption

>watch your big sister die
>kill a dragon

Undertale

correct

Xenoblade chronicles 2?

Ocarina of Time

dmc4?

Aye.

One of the Drakengards?

Yup

>wake up next to a babe
>Try to find another babe

Nope.

Machine for Pigs

Witcher 2

Perfect

>You are part of an elite robot-killing unit
>You fall in love with and impregnate a robot

>You punch the shit out of a tree.
>You kill a man on a pig and then punch the same tree while others cheer.

>Go to school
>Go to school
>die

>get into a shootout in an italian restaurant
>get trapped in hell

>get briefed on a mission and something goes horribly wrong
>fight a giant golden woman and blow up a black hole

Yes.

Binary Domain?
>implying hybrids are robots

>you enter a jungle
>You break a heart

Hybrids are definitely robots

Blade Runner? Never played it but I believe Snatcher is just anime Blade Runner.

The Darkness 2

>listen to helicopter crash
>storage room cutscene
>you wake up

IRTA pls go

>you jump out of a plane
>You sit on a boat

The darkness 1?

MGS3?

>Fallout New Vegas?
Nope. Is the protagonist's father even mentioned in that game?

yes

>Be found on ground
>sacrifice yourself to save the day then get revived

>a woman explains to you a plan you've already completed
>you get sent back to the past

>wait a minute that card
>

Yep

It's a Konami game. But not MGS3.

>your girlfriend gets kidnapped by ninjas
>work at a bar

>you parachute down
>You shoot a guy in the face with a bazooka

>A radioactive zombie bite gives you a huge penis
>Kill all the males zombies so you can only fuck the last woman left

>wake up at night
>wake up in the morning

Skyrim?

>stare at yourself in the mirror
>Kill your wife

>Jump out of a plane
>Cry

P3

Nope, game is from Gamecube/PS2 era.

>Turn up on Calypso
>Destroy a spaceship

>beat up Dracula
>Beat up Dracula

>Wake up from coma
>Defeat AI

>beat the shit out of people, get yelled at for it
>Prepare the greatest ass kicking of all time

>Go to school with your friend
>Kill your girlfriend

> Autists kill each over who has the spiciest meme

> MC almost kills his waifu during a LARP

One of the Just Cause games probably.

>be born
>die

Any Metroid.

you come back from.. idk, diplomatic/informative mission?
you trow guy from tower lmao

MGS3?

>fight off machines with your friends
>kill god

>Enter a competition
>Wish Granted

Fallout 3

Not what I was thinking of but I guess that works too.

...

Go to sleep in your youth army tent.
Walk away from leading a nation to wander the world with your sister and best frenemy.

Honestly you're not far off. You do have a grappling hook.
The person you shoot in the face with a bazooka has a stupid moustache

SotN

SotN

>Sell insurance to dead people.
>Shoot your boss with a sprout gun

>get an iPad
>shoot bombs at a giant horse.

Yes!

Bionic commando

Bionic Commando!

That's it boys

ok, i need to know what this is

Twisted Metal

>Try to do the right thing to redeem yourself
>It wasn't the right thing

Nope
Dune has video game adaptations other than that one old RTS?

>Ride a train
>Ride a train in the opposite direction

>Go inside a temple to test your skill >Wipe out the US government

Half-Life 2

EU4?

I am Calypso and I thank you for playing.

Fallout 2

Fallout 2

Xenosaga

Suikoden 2

Grim Fandango

>fights a feral dog
>defeats an entire army and their leader just to save his adopted daughter

>you fire a bazooka
>you drown

>arrive at a beach
>Buy a fucking planet with your face on it

Not what I was thinking of but if it fits...

Mega Man 4

Are these both LISA?

Lisa the Painful

Yes

I need to know what this one is
Please don't be jap shit

No.

Xenoblade* fuck

>wake up in a doctors office
>your gf turns into the ocean

Yes

Witcher 3

>break into a house and shoot a foreigner for trying to defend his property
>bring armed ballistics to America

You play as burly man who fights using almost nothing but shoulder tackles

>spar with a fellow student
>fight (or chose not to fight) the god emperor

RE4

>MC stands on a school roof, smoking a cigarette
>In the true end a character offers a few possible explanations to what happened over the course of the game, meets a friend and goes down

>you fall from the ufo
>you fly in a rocket

>watch the entire universe fold in on itself
>fight satan

>get resurrected
>kill your time travelling adopted son

>fight a crab on top of a giant sentient beast
>fly to safety on the back of a giant sentient beast with waifu and friends

It's Wario land 1

Fire Emblem Awakening?

Xenoblade 2

People who ain't sitting in front of their desktops all day. Fuck back in your basement neet

>Some flowers turn blue
>You have a centipede in your heart

>You drive a van to the nearest store for 20 minutes and try not to die
>you drive a pimped car to the nearest store for 10 minutes and try not to die

Should be an easy one

Well, that's not really what I expected

Saints row 3

>die
>kill god

I don't think you understand how this works.

>you escape from prison
>you wipe out your own your own warmongering race to save a world that isn't yours

If you haven't. I recommend playing through it and getting all the treasures to get loads of emone

Lol What a cuck you got the bad ending

DmC

>go to a casino
>shoot the devil in the face

What is:
>Rob a bank
>Save your friends or kill your enemy
?

...

Nope

Cuphead

Cuphead

>arrive in iconic US city controlled by invaders
>get burned up inside a silo

Is it worth powering through the ufo dungeon? I got bored there

I think you got it the other way around user, but what the hell
>You rob a bank
>You kill a Luchador on Mars or blow up a hover carrier

>rob a bank
>declares a city as an independant nation

>Leave London
>arrive in London in time

Grove street: home

>fall off an airship
>get attacked by moon rocks

Dude sex?

I have never played a single Nintendo game in my life, except for a bit of the very first Mario
And I don't really intend to

>peak 1
>peak 3

Obscure 2

>Move into your new home
>Become emotionally vulnerable on a log flume
Then rough sloppy bear sex

If by AI you mean the CC then obviously ShoC

>you start as the manager of a club
>you end up with brain damage

>Man is searching for help/shelter to save his daughter
>Man and daughter are laying in lush green grass

Nope
This is actually both games in the series

Give it a shot. Wario is cool.

>You're on a shitty concert
>You watch your friends celebrate a victory

Final fantasy 10

>die
>leave it closed

>fix a vacuum cleaner
>stop the moon from falling

>You wake up.
>A bunch of people like you wake up.

I'll give you a hint, the same developer of the next game:
>Goddess revives after you get hit by a car on your way back from school, for the purpose of stopping the demons and giving you corruption powers and a huge penis
>You dominate the woman around you.

>go to an opera
>kill a baby with ammunition given to you by your partner who jumped out of a helicopter and caught on fire

baten kaitos?

That matches what I said but isn't what I was thinking.
How about.

>die
>continue or break the cycle

VtM:B Is Final Nights any good?

Has Portal really faded that much from everyone's mind already?

Be hella surprised if that isn't the answer

>get betrayed by a bitch
>shoot another bitch in the face

Trauma Team

>You escape from a castle in which you were imprisoned in
>You fight a madman in his own made pocket dimension who wants to fuse soul with his waifu

Oh now I got it, it's system of a down

>Things fall apart at an opera
>Your talent agency performs the opera years later to awaken the soul of that guy from Smash Brothers

Alternatively

>Things fall apart at the opera
>Fight your sister in the Chrysler Building

Never played it, gonna do a reinstall soon so I'll try it after my vanilla run

EYE Divine cybermancy?

GTA 3?

I have the strange feeling, that you only play newgroumds eroges

>cheat death
>talk about trade routes

>Robber kills someone with a clock
>you save your estranged childhood friend from being falsely convicted

Yes!

Yakuza 0

Phoenix wright

Literally all I know about Parasite Eve is that it opens at an opera

That'd probably also work, but no
IIRC Glados was partially based off this AI

GTA 3

WHAT IN THE GODDAMN simulator.
bear and bull and bear and bull and bear and bull

True crime streets of la

>in your apartment
>cause a nuclear meltdown that destroys an major city

Parasite Eve

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney 1

I think it's the first mission of Phoenix Left

>you walk down an old road
>you walk down an old road

Hotline miami

>ride a train
>ride a train through space

Correct

Shodan isn't an ai she's real and my waifu

>you start by wanting to avenge your waifu
>you end up creating a new universe

Ancestor did everything wrong simulator: shitty RNG edition

Nope.

Yup, too easy.

>Your grandfather dies
>you get visited by the spooky ghost of your grandfather
>then you keep playing some more anyway because there is no defined ending.

Brütal Legend

No one?

>Get hit by a car
>Kill yourself except it isn't yourself though it might be depending on what ending you get.

>Dragon attacks your natal village
>Kill self

>run from the police
>kill a lizard

Harvest moon?

Dragons dogma

Ayyyy

Half-Life

>Go to the museum
>Ya boi gets crippled

Hatred

I wish, even newground porn games have better animation that the ones i'm referring.

Final Fantasy XIII-3?

Close, the game I'm thinking of was basically a total clone of it.

>Escape burning village
>Become God

>a guy destroys the world
>you end up helping lucifer kill god

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Surrounded by alternate-dimension versions of the NPC I've been protecting all game and they kill me

Sly Cooper 2

I haven't finished it, but this reminds me of 'resonance'

Dark souls 1 then (same user that said FF10)

Xenoblade Chronicles X

Indeed

Heres another hint
>the guy that kills you waifu was the best friend of her brother

Xenoblade

You didn’t name the beginning. But it’s Bioshock Infinite

>walk around with your waifu
>meaningless choices

Correct

>go on a long ass taxi ride
>blow yourself up

Easy version:
>get malaria
>kill your friends

He literally did everything wrong.

Far cry 2

Far Cry 2

Far Cry 2

>go to school
>die

The average American day?

I WANT TO SEXUALLY FUCK RACHEL RILEY AND TAKE RESPONSIBILTIY

Yeah
>spike lee greats you in a mocap suit
>your friend dies in a car crash

It was EYE as this user said I realise now a lot of games you die pretty early and end up killing a god/deity and/or resetting the universe.
It's probably a very easy and engaging heroes journey to write and play.

Ok heres a easy one
>stepfather invites his wifes son to dinner
>you are now king

>See a meteor crash
>Kill tree

Lol

Yep

Final Fantasy XIV (the 2.0 MSQ at least)

Persona 3

correct

>A pedophile kidnaps your girlfriend
>A black chef beats the fuck out of some monsters

>guy betrays the emperor
>you are now the new emperor of japan

Here goes
>You go to the bathroom
>You kill God

>Escape a collapsing base while casually talking to an AI
>Kill the personification of perfection and revert the world to a previous state of existence

>wake up in hospital
>get sent back in time to kill a scientist

>they shoot up your ride
>you shoot up their queen.

>you see a mountain in the distance
>you climbed it

Duke 3D

Prey

>participate in a gameshow
>throw a nigger off a catwalk

Easily modern warfare 2.

Fallout: New Vegas

>sitting near a campfire
>sitting on a chair that was alive

Dude Rising 2

Far cry with swords

yes

Nope

That's what I said.

yup

>encounter ayylmaos
>blow up their fucking planet because capitalism

>a plane crash lands on a beach
>a flying aircraft carrier crash lands in a city

>A sun set down with a practiced bravado
>The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point

You Are Empty

Sonic Adventure

New Vegas

Correct. Guess I wasn't being vague enough.

The both of you, your lack of knowledge about essential games make me believe you didn't buy the appropriate games. We, need, to, talk!

>Get attacked in an alley.
>Become Emperor.

saints row 3

Celeste probably

>crash a ship
>play in a rock band

Killer is Dead

>Help the police fight the rain
>Kill an ancient god with the power of geology

Mountain Blade.

You start on a Tram Ride and end on a tram ride

>Break up some trash with a shovel
>Get a motherfucking dragon

Aha? Doesn't sound like a high profile game. You know, I recently stumbled upon some nice games with exploration and great adventures. Have you heard of the Elders Scrolls games? I can really recommend buying them!

fuckin UNF

>on your way to grab a person
>share a moment with your rapist

> Jump out a window
> Post on your blog

>get out of a bus in a shitty desert town
>get cucked by the ending and not getting what you were after

I don't know mr Smith, it is a widely accepted opinion here, supported by the supreme council of Cred Forums, that The Elder Scrolls games, particularly Skyrim, are, in fact, shit

Desert bus?

>wake up in your shithole apartment
>blow a senior citizen's face off

>Go to an old nuclear test site in the New Mexico desert
>Esoteric bullshit.

Borderlands?

>start in a shitty office job
>ends when you get bored of the game

>Home from long trip
>My sister's some edgy dike

Hotline Miami 1

Papers, please

Job Simulator

paper toss

Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens

>you eat dinner
>you eat dinner, but this time you can kill someone

Keep going.

>have a picnic
>eat some cake

Stanleys parabellum

>Help your dickhole rival build a hydroelectric dam
>All out warfare with a rouge AI

>Go on a school field trip
>Childhood companion kills himself to save you.

>loving first relationship
>edgy

>leave village to become an engineer
>come back to village to bury grandfather

>captured on Island
>get shot storming rooftop of building

>ride a bird
>kill a tree

>sit down with a bunch of fags
>watch the worst of those fags eat food

>Jump out of a plane
>Eat some chicken

Viva pinata?

>some guys have a conversation about bear battles
>a goat man explodes

FF V

Yes

World at War

>wake up at a misterious land
>defeat a space god

>Decide to take a vacation
>Play a foosball match against God

>Fight a giant flaming demon jaguar
>Fight a giant flaming demon jaguar

>go to school
>use the power of friendship to resurrect your dead waifu

>come out of vagene
>die

Fallout 3

>Mom wakes you up
>Mom gets into a portal

Is that Anno 2070?

Tomb Raider: Legend

gottem

You're dam(n) right

>You walk around the streets
>you go home with your dudes.

>ride in car
>ride in helicopter

You wake up in a strange room
You walk out a door into a field

>wake up in a nasty bathroom
>become an hero

nope.

kek

>noises wake you up
>neighbor wakes you up

I played the hell of free mode and optional scenarios in this one, but somehow never finished the main campaign, so I wasn't sure. Not even sure why to be honest, it's been some time.

>A teacher in a school bus
>Saving the world in space

Yes, friend.

Portal?

Wonderful 101

Portal 2 yup.

>two Americans are in a helicopter
>two Russians are in a helicopter

>eat chocolate animals
>beat God in a game of Dance Dance Revolution

Ms. Frizzles Wild Ride

correct

Modern Warfare 2

Ah that's right, in Portal 1 you blow up outside and then they drag you back in

>arrive at your new school by train
>your mech flies you away without permission

>protect your daughterfu
>sacrifice your existence

>going with your brother to a high class party
>giant parade and marching band

> get hit by a roller coaster.

> kill God.

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven?

No one's gonna get this but
>Smack some crabs on a beach with a club
>Kill some tentacle eldritch being from space

Chrono Trigger

Trails of Coldsteel the Edgehog

WINRAR

Aw, I wish I'd gotten here earlier

>Break a table
>Push an old man down the stairs

>Get attacked by a lamp
>Pull a needle

>wake up
>wake up

>Burn things
>Go on an adventure with a weather man

>Fight planetary cancer
>Fight god

>sleep in class
>kill the hero from the legends who's pretending to be god

The Simpsons Game

>You rescue a blind girl who's ship is being shot by an evil empire
>You have a sword fight with her crazy brother who happens to be from the moon.

>Sniff around for food with your gorilla friend
>Kill a demon king