Alright, what happened?

fpbp

To whomst'd and you're goddamn waifu

Bioware made a game that's better than the abominations that were ME2 and ME3 but it was filled with bugs and gamers have shit taste so the studio died.

TO WHOMST

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TO WHOM

I can't tell if this is Fallout or Mass Effect

But both were terrible, because the teams don't know how to make video games, and they're riding the curtails of their predecessors

>They try to make her "thing" that she talks poetically randomly
>talks monotone all the time and occasionally says "damn poetics" as if she was suddenly caught up in the moment and said something beautiful

an A.I. animated the faces.

and your goddamn father

What is so difficult to understand about this? It already got explained over and over. Mass Effect got screwed over because EA wanted to make a quick buck.

There are two Bioware studios, Edmonton and Montreal. Edmonton has always been the main team, responsible for making the games. Montreal was the studio that made DLC assets like maps and shit like that. Simple tasks. They never actually made a game.

So here is what happened.

EA decided to be "clever". They made the main studio, Edmonton, work on their new IP, Anthem. That game is gonna be brand new, so they need it to be as good as they can make it, so they poured all their resources into that.

Meanwhile, they delegated Mass Effect: Andromeda to the B-team, Edmonton studio. The reason for that being that Mass Effect is already a stabilished and well liked franchise. Regardless of the quality of the game, it is gonna sell on name alone. And it did.

So instead of cashing out with 1 triple A title, they decided to try and cash out on 2.

But we all know what happened. I am sure that whatever suit-and-tie executive who came up with this idea thought it was a great plan to make money, and it was, but it cost them the franchise. Mass Effect isn't gonna come up for a long time.

Women.

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Holy fuck you actually BOUGHT the game and played it?
KYS

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

the actual punch animation is more funny then the fact it doesn't even connect

Anyone got that webm of the Krogan headbutt and poor glass shattering effect?

Unironically the Jews did it

Bait

>samefagging when there is no joke
Go back

>I don't understand something therefor it doesn't exist

Alrighty, spoonfeed us then fruitcake.

they prioritized social justice over making a good game, just look at the dev team for this game and you'll understand

I'M ONLY SUBHUMAN AFTER ALL I'M ONLY SUBHUMAN AFTER ALL I'M JUST A GAY TRANNY....A FUCKING GAY TRANNY.

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no, fuck off

>Meanwhile, they delegated Mass Effect: Andromeda to the B-team, Edmonton studio. The reason for that being that Mass Effect is already a stabilished and well liked franchise. Regardless of the quality of the game, it is gonna sell on name alone. And it did.

You mean Montreal. They weren't even a developing studio but rather a support one. It's no surprised they botched it so horribly.

>MERELY PRETENDING
El reddito retardo...

there's something horribly wrong with montreal and its game development scene. so may studios in one place means they're churning through any potential talent at breakneck speed and it's hard to find actual good devs.

ME3 was angering, Andromeda was just hilarious.

>wahh he won't spoonfeed me ;_;

Marxism is shit and it killed millions.

...to save billions

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too many cheap shitskins working on the game instead of adidas tracksuit wearing slavs with ungodly amounts of vidya developing powers

It's not that they can't find, but rather refuse to. Why hire an experienced developer who will demand higher salary when you can get a local graduate instead? Of course, people in charge of actual financial don't realize there's world of difference between a brand new hire and someone's worked in the industry already because all they see is the bottom line. Andromeda is prime example of what happens when you have an inexperienced team with poor leadership that shifts direction 180 about 3/4 into the project. Also, EA.

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“I have no argument, better shitpost”

no you

the man in charge of the project hates white people. Mass Effect Andromeda is a story about white people in charge of finding a new home for other white people, and some aliens, and a black dude. they fucked it up intentionally.

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Its been a long time since I've played it but I'm pretty sure I remember her saying something grammatically incorrect shortly after that which made it even dumber

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They are Québécois, not Canadians. It's a reservation of Socialist French rednecks who hate white people.

My face is tired.

we brought you deus ex human revolution, fuck off

SJW dont hit "black people"

I still have no idea what's the story behind that line because it sounds like someone translated poorly a phrase from Japanese or something that has no English equivalent so they did a hack job. Maybe that was the case but with a french writer?

She does. She corrects Ryder on who/whom, but very quickly fucks up less/fewer. Sad part being I can't tell if this was a Bioware writer making fun of her on purpose or just being genuinely incompetent.

This thing wrote the "my face is tired" line.

And same devs made Teef, bite me pinko.

Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with everything.

>And same devs made Teef, bite me pinko.
sorry I don't speak ebonics

They also brought us Mankind Divided

That's disgusting.

>marxism
>ineptitude

what's the difference?

youtube.com/watch?v=WPOlLH8p8u8
3:14

>we turned a classic into a cinematic cover shooter turd
Rake those mapleniggers

-Eidos Montréal A-Team made Deus Ex Human Revolution
-Eidos Montréal B-Team made Teef
-Eidos Montréal A-Team is the Canadian Ion Storm Austin
-Eidos Montréal B-Team is the Canadian Ion Storm Dallas
-Deus Ex Human Revolution is the Canadian Deus Ex
-Teef is the Canadian Daikatana

>nose ring

I don't have a reaction image that can accurately convey my disgust.

sorry please learn to insult correctly, I hate leafs just as much as you do

It didn't save anything.

Marxism is a shitty ideology that will never work and there are still retards like yourself believing in it.

>Susan Hummer
Big as one, and probably has as much gas.

TABARNAK

Pretty sure that image isn't actually her.

Why do people let themselves get this fat

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Not really but Havarl is the only world that's like that.

>implying this user wasn't just making a dumb joke but ended up baiting two morons instead.

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