Be Henry

>Be Henry.
>Go to the forest to catch some birds for the hunter
>Successful steal some clothes from two blokes.
>Catch the birds
>Get attacked by a boar while fast traveling back.
>stab my horse
>it runs away.
>kill the boar after 3 minuet battle that would have made Bobby B proud
>Go to town
>gauards somehow know I committed a crime despite their being no witness.
>Get chased out of town.
>Slash a gard to get away
>run to Teressas house for safety

How do I get the bounty off my head?

You have to kill everyone. No witnesses means no bounty.

start a new game, you're fucked

I’ll go to an older save before I do that.

Bump

Either serve the sentence or pay the bounty.

But your rep with them will be shit afterwards

Go somewhere else and wait for a few days.

Those boar belong to the King, you filthy poacher.

I went to jail for TEN fucking days because I punked some guard

>>Go to the forest to catch some birds for the hunter
>>Catch the birds

Is my game the only one that bugged out there then? The traps didn't catch anything where I put them, which is where the map markers are pointing me. Had to walk around the forest and find them by eye, and I'm still missing one because they're hard to spot

Never use fast travel, you should do it if ur a man, if u are a pussy well... lets do fast travel.

Seriusly ive never used fast travel.

You dont know shit
>Try sparring with bernard to train my skills
>Every thing is fine
>Suddenly , a poach of coins in a red banner appears in the compass
>That means im wanted
>Quit the sparring
>Bernarnd now arrests me for violence
And the worst part is that , after the wanted status went off, I tried again ,and this time IN THE PRACTICE ITSELF the wanted status goes on and I start taking damage of practice weapons

Anyone else have bernard glitch out? Mine is stuck in the fight position even out of the arena.

What in the fuck man, my game freezes every time I try to sleep/save... it sticks on the loading icon every fucking time....

I’m trying to complete house of god quest and it just won’t let me save after killing kmora...

Why is Sigsmund such a nigger?

That's unlucky. I've been sparring with Bernard for hours to raise my combat skills.

He probably thought it was a crime to be such a poor swordsman as you

go back to whatever country you came from

>tfw finally got the hang of the combat system
>some faggot poacher interrupts me during my hunt and tells me to fuck off
>beat the shit out of him
>be in a good mood, so release him after ordering him to lay down his weapons
>steal his boar meat
>proceed to miss 30 arrows trying to hunt a rabbit a few feet away
>he tries to sneak up on me
>this time draw my sword
>he bolts away faster than anything I've ever seen
>CHAD Henry

Rekt

I just got one question before purchase
Have they said anything about adding back crossbows and polearms?

>3 minuet battle
Minuets originated in the 17th century, silly.

Polearms already modded back in

Never seen a crossbow in game yet

don't care so much about mods but rather the developers actions

Are there any homes/beds (except lodges) you can get without doing the main story?

lmao this

>try to loot weapons from Swordsmith
>weapons despawn as soon as he leaves the shop
>fuckthis.jpeg
>follow Swordsmith to bed
>he actually undresses and puts everything in his trunk
>pick the keys to his trunk from his pocket
>steal all of his clothes, armor, and coin from the trunk
>next day
>walk back into store decked out in his armor and his blue hat
>he greets me standing there in his pajamas and lets me buy shit from him with the coin i gained selling his shit to the miller

When you wade through the bugs and the tank controls this game is pretty fun

polearms are in the game though?
you cant put them in your stash but you can carry them and use them

Stop breaking the law, asshole.

Is this worth $60 on Xbone?

FUCK. Is anyone else having trouble saving game? Stuck on loading screen after sleeping. Savior schnapps aren’t recognizing saves after drinking. I’m also having trouble talking to NPCs. It’s not letting me enter dialogue

Were the devs having a laugh when they made this Ginger-chasing quest or what?

>psychic ai is a good thing!
kill yourself shill

To schnapp save, all you have to do is to press escape and save and it'll use one.

Playing on ps4

I always save in the menu not by drinking the schnapps out of your inventory

>ran out of arrows during rabbit hunt competition with Hans
>began to sprint around the woods, sword out, stabbing hundreds of hares to death
>Hans still said I was bad
fuck this guy can you even beat him during this part

Kill five rabbits with a bow and get their meat. You win.

Git gud, I killed a couple of deers and easily won, hans is shit at hunting
tfw the codex entry about hans has major spoilers

You did remember to loot the hares, right?

why did you do it?why did you waste money on such a shitty console?

>>gauards somehow know I committed a crime despite their being no witness.
We Oblivion now?

Fuck, I thought we were past this.

I tried to loot one hare and all the fucking meat was marked as stolen in my inventory.

did it seriously register as 0 I worked VERY hard

I don't play weebshit and I haven't been 10 for 22 years now.

>haven't been ten
>bought a console designed for ten year olds
hmm

>kill the boar after 3 minuet battle that would have made Bobby B proud
kek

Are there any lockpicks in skalitz at the start?

Punching people is way more satisfying than sword fights.

Yep talk to fritz

Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

Remember to hold X or whatever the button is so you actually drop them instead of sending them to your horse. If you send them to your horse you'll lose them. It's a good idea to use saviour schnapps just before doing this mission.

>Acquire horse
>Join circus

by the way pick as much sage as you can and sell it for easy early cash

>$60 for amateur hour
what a great game

ok, this sword combat is getting really fucking frustrating.

>enemy blocks everything

>one combo kills you in mail even

>only way to get hits is spamming stabs

why is it so difficult

learn combos
learn to dodge/parry

For me the traps didn't catch anything at first, then after a reload the game crashed when I wanted to pick them up again.
Not going anywhere near that quests until they explicitly state that it's fixed.

fighting runt

literally everything is blocked

why are there 0 openings EVEN WITH the green shield parry

Wait for him to attack, block and riposte. If you want him to stop blocking you, just waste his stamina, there's perks that make you deal more stamina damage

>Money for Old Rope
>finally get away with the executioners sword after many random awakenings
>immediately upon entry into Rattay a guard senses stolen property with his super powered crime detecting mind and causes me to reload AGAIN
>next try dog decides to fall asleep directly in front of the tent and will not move
>then the barn
I'm gonna end it boys

Just get a bow, it's way more satisfying.

If you're having trouble with runt just shoot him with a bow

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time criminal scum.
>stealing clothes
Nigger tier.

but in general, this is a problem

why do enemies have infinite stamina

>guard wants to inspect me for stolen goods
>literally just drop all the loot right there on the ground before he initiates dialogue
>he finds nothing and let me leave
>shit's right there on the floor
>it was a crowded place so I now cant pick it back up
Guess the joke's on me

>Be Henry
>Son of Blacksmith
>Never Blacksmith ever again after your fathers death
???

...

It is fucking a great game though, it's just buried under bugs and LoD issues. The people crying about the combat are the biggest babies I've seen.

Just go and train for Christ sake, learn how to riposte, and various combos, level up stre/war/agi before you try to take on a camp of bandits (which will be easy once you're trained). Fuck, do competitions at the archery range if you have to to get your skill up (and Henry's skill).

TRAIN.

Yeah that's why i abstained from reading codex entries after reading a couple, in particular the Skalitz one which just made me kinda sad when I read it 2bh