How do we fix Samus Aran?

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

How do we fix Samus Aran?

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Chozo dating sim

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

We start by remodelling her shithole.

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

give her to sony

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

nude mods

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Is she sitting on top of herself?

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

tentacles

Luis Green
Luis Green

make her even taller

William Campbell
William Campbell

wanting soymus
kys

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

bigger tits

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

You don't

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

By modifying her shithole.

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

Samus Was already fixed in Samus Returns, the bigger question is how do we fix you, mentally?

Caleb James
Caleb James

The Zero Suit was a mistake

Cameron Baker
Cameron Baker

*was

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

She's fine as is

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

I don't like her face there. She looks a bit too much like a generic blonde bimbo there. That body is unreal.

But to answer the OP seriously, let her speak just a little bit, but be very conservative with how often you do so. But also give her a stoic, badass personality, with a hint of having a bit of a deadpan, sarcastic wit, but with genuine warmth for allies and the helpless that need protecting. And hire a solid voice actress to voice her, preferably Jennifer Hale or whoever did it in Brawl/Smash 4.

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

The only thing I can think of is to make her an actual bounty hunter instead of a free agent that only gets missions from the federation

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

It's bigger samuses all the way down

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

It gets Samus design right, something none of the 3D games can ever get right, I bet she looks just as shit as she always does in any 3D game in Prime 4.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

I bet she looks just as shit as she always does in any 3D game in Prime 4.
Hey now, she looked alright in Prime 1. It's just that Nintendo forced animu Samus on them, so she looked like absolute shit in 2 and 3.

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

You can fix Samus by making her someone who can be playfully flirtatious at time, a bit more lively, willing to get serious when needed, and basically turn her into some kind of actual human that exists.
The type of women that responds to a male friend coming on to her with "Maybe tomorrow if I'm not busy" with a grin on her face because they both know she is going to be very busy shooting literally everything.

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

she needs to be a black female
blondes are old and busted

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

We can start by having less focus on Samus out of the Power Suit. As soon as they started flaunting that shit Zero Suit in Zero Mission it was all downhill.

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

Tune the fuck down the oversexualization for a start

Carson Brown
Carson Brown

I want cosplay girls to stop making ahegao faces. Ahegao will never EVER not be disgusting.

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

She looked ugly in Prime 1, the only games she looked good in is Metroid, Metroid II, Super Metroid, Metroid: Fusion, Metroid: Zero Mission, and Metroid: Samus Returns. Figures every game I listed was a 2D game which seems to be the only games that give Samus
Beauty
fit body
tall height
Something every other game with her in it fails at.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

That's not an ahegao and you're wrong besides

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

remove the materal over her stomach so her navel is exposed

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

Sasuga Son of Dob

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Shit opinion and you're a shit person. Unironically kys

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

You can fix Samus by making her someone who can be playfully flirtatious at time
See, I don't mind Samus having a fun side at all, but you need to be careful with it. In my mind, Samus would be someone who actually does have a bit of a joke-y side to her, but it'd be more of a sarcastic, deadpan, sardonic sense of humor. I can't imagine it being anything else. I wouldn't mind her having a snappy one-liner every now and then. I think she should be a bit of a flirt as well, mostly when it's not too serious and only really occasionally.

Actually speaking of, I feel like Samus should really get some really cool, memorable lines here and there. I feel like out of any Nintendo character, Samus should be the one to get some really awesome, snappy quotes.

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Brevity is the soul of wit. If your joke needs this many words to work, it's probably a shitty comic.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

who is pretty lady?

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

Make her hips and ass bigger, make her tits bimbo sized, keep her mole,

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

implying Samus hasn't been sexualized from the first game

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

She looked fine in Prime 1, it's just that they were going for a more mature, older, utilitarian look. I don't necessarily mind that sort of thing for Samus. I do agree that she should be pretty but not overly so like in some of the 2D games, at least not while she's on duty.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

put the suit back on

Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

lady

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

me

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Me, how do my fake tits look?
Don't reverse image search my picture

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

I miss the ponytail that was almost a topknot. Not the droopy thing from Other M.

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

I want her to respond to someone at a bar saying "Hey Samus, you're lookin' pretty good today" with "Too good for you, in fact!" with a wink and a grin.
That type of person.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

this is fine, but plznoafro

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