ITS HERE FAM

omg it's so long and dark. Wanna grab a movie, user? ;)

>tfw when my company is going to by me one.

Also I have my 6s in and paid a small portion of the difference for a 7 since my job covered a decent percentage

Free iPhone winrars

>They stopped packaging their headphones with that spiffy carrying case
It's over. Apple is finished.

Hard to use OS. Wow.

Looks hectic nice in matt black, watch galaxy and the rest follow suit.

Hating the new lock screen on iOS10 but, fucking HATE it.

I decided to hand in my work 6s because I dont need the headphone jack since I use my android for media so it doesnt bother me much

>>They stopped packaging their headphones with that spiffy carrying case
>It's over. Apple is finished.

They come with a case that doubles as a charger.

>SierraChart

Nice

>that laptop in the background

Why aren't you using a Mac???

>Why aren't you using a Mac???

Government machine

Apple kinda changed the industry user

Fucking baited

Not the lightning earpods. Also, paying $160 dollariedoos for a spiffy carrying case.
>Steve Jobs would never have allowed this.

You think apple users who have money would brag about having apple products?
Nope, only poorfags who get loans or save money for months brag when they can just afford a simple and meaningful device on taiwanese cartoon anonymous image boards.

>Not the lightning earpods. Also, paying $160 dollariedoos for a spiffy carrying case.

More poorfags in here

This. For actually rich people buying an Apple product is just a normal thing. It's so mundane to them that the thought of bragging with it doesn't even occur.

I'm the guy who got the 6s from work(then traded it for the 7) and im poor as shit compared to many here.
But, since my job handed them out, I thought i might as well make use of my opportunities.
I don't get the bragging though.
Yeah iPhones are meant to be almost stupid proof and as simple as possible, but they definitely don't do everything I wish they did.

>work at phone shop
>get around to reading about the 7 and comparing it to previous models
>mfw

Really looking forward to ripping off a ton of suckers tomorrow.

>the thought of bragging with it doesn't even occur.

Or maybe Cred Forums is easily baited with Apple related threads

"Ruined" is the correct term. They have such a powerful mind control over weak people that they can just make any bad decision and it will be the trend soon. It would be better if the competition would try to make cool unique gadgets instead of copying what Apple makes. Without the hold on people they would be objectively judged and other inventions could be more popular if they are well made but different.

For example, tons of people still want a physical keyboard today but all the manufacturers are focusing on having iPhone look. People just buy those instead and never get actually satisfied, they just adapt.

>tons of people still want a physical keyboard today

>tons of people still want a physical keyboard today

I think it's rather a vocal minority.

t. person that wants a phone with a physical landscape keyboard

I can, it's not like I need more than what I have to just get mom calls, that's about it.
Enjoy your texting machine, user, I seriously hope you enjoy your meaningless texting with meaningless people.

>it's not like I need more than what I have to just get mom calls

If they didn't remove the headphone jack, I'd buy an iPhone 7 without any hesitation. I listen to music too often.

There are so many people in the world that "tons" is accurate even if it would only mean 5% of them. I didn't mean the majority but now there's only options for those that really want the iPhone.

I would like to have a landscape keyboard too. The software keyboard could be vertical for small things so you don't have to open it always. I also want an infrared beam and waterproofing and a big battery. The screen should be big with a high resolution and the body should be metal.

Nice dental floss case

In brown saddle leather case.

Sexalicious.

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>get cool new colors
>immediately cover in a case
keepin muh jailbroken iphone 6s+, enjoy vanillashit ios

>tfw maybe people just don't want

idk a phone is just a phone, so long as it's not some rinky dinky piece of shit why would you care about what others use?

There's a lot of justification for why Apple's a shit company, though if you want to eat their shit gobble right up. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy my phone that werks rather nicely.

>ex apple user

>Like upgrading my phone every year
>Can't use the iPhone Upgrade Program because I don't have a credit card in my name and just use one that my mom got for me to use while I was underage
Why the fuck does the card have to be in my name if I've just provided them with two forms of ID, my SSN and birthday

>Why the fuck does the card have to be in my name

Because it could be stolen.

Rich people don't buy Apple products. They buy other people to use Apple products for them.

you

God that looks so ugly now. Are iPhones so fragile that cases are mandatory?

can you install gentoo on it?
no?
checkmate macfags

Shit quality leather desu senpai

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>falling for the apple meme

the truth hurts

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Hey guys. Should I get the this or the Pixel XL (Nexus)? Thanks for anybody who answers

Pixel XL obviously.

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Did you get the iEarbuds too?

>filename
Jesus Christ you autistic neets keep falling for the weakest bait over and over Again.

Did u really just make a gta 5 reference for the lowrider dlc

made me laugh

nice trips

this image is kind of annoying, its implying because that fuck is wearing a suit hes more worthy of the job. i would hire based on their skill. not what they look like.

More like a bible reference retard

>average Cred Forums retard

Went to the Apple store line near me, it hasn't assembled officially yet but plenty of people with money in the parking lot already.

Thinking about driving at around 5 AM to offer donuts for a buck each. I can get a dozen for 7 bucks.

Should I go for it?

>brainless dumbfuck grasping at straws to justify his awful purchase

Be sure to give them an extra protein glaze.

Fuck it, I'm doing it...

Not your idea, but the donuts.

So 4 AM?

5 AM?

Should I buy 2 dozen? 1 Dozen? 3 Dozen?

Glazed, chocolate, or jelly?

will take pics.

>not what they look like.

What if one was black

With a "chocolate pudding" filling.

>applel

What if I told you I can easily afford it but I don't buy a new one before my one plus 3 dies

Go for 5AM, take 2 dozen. Get a mix of you can. And yes, take pics and post here.

Walmart has a dozen donuts for $4, sometimes $2 if they "make too much".

The jet black one looks much nicer.

this desu senpai

Until you breathe near it

Don't be such a pussy.

so can my iPhone 7 user
>it's not third-party, it's first-party
>I'm just being a dick

Sent from my iPhone

Nice dongle cumguzzler.

I have brown paper bags I am not using. Thinking of putting a donut in each, stapling it shut with 2 napkins for a buck each.

Don't know what to do if the cops catch on, can't just bribe them with a donut, right?

>tfw not sure whether I should get matte black or silver
>tfw considered rose gold

USAfag here. I actually bought the dongle 2 days ago. It actually sends out a cleaner signal than the internal connector from my tests. Expect more detailed analysis in the coming days, but for SE owners, could be a nice 9 dollar upgrade.

>dock, not dongle
>specified without third-party dongle
>picture of a first party dock

holy shit are you android plebs really this stupid?

Sent from my iPhone

>Don't know what to do if the cops catch on
Selling food in public is illegal in burgerland? Jeez.

He said without a third party adapter dipshit.

end your life you non android faggot

No, just obsessed with phallic-imagery. The anger about the new plus-sized black iPhone is just projected anger and anxiety about cuckoldry.

What happens when you let marketing run the whole fucking company

Apple isn't exactly third party retard

>doesn't know the difference between third-party and first-party

android plebs sure are dumb

Sent from my iPhone

and yet you don't see rich people using lagdroids

Buy *
Can't imagine what company would hire a degenerate that can't into proper grammar.

>Steve Jobs would never have allowed this.

Who knows

What I do know is that Jobs wouldn't have allowed the shitty, ugly design of the earpods to go to market.

They're fucking earbuds with a stick attached and it looks really retarded

I still believe earbuds like the Erato Apollo 7, pictured, look a lot better and that Apple could have come up with something like this instead of the crack pipe earbuds they came up with

>implying apple makes that ugly thing

It would be soliciting which they might arrest you for.

They do user, they do

Sent from my iPhone

Sprintfag here

We're gonna make a killing, user

Today there were phone calls every 5 minutes with "WILL YOU HAZ IPHONEZ TOMORROW?"

We're opening at 8am and I already have several people that stated they were going to be here an hour before to start a line

>mfw I think of the commission check

>being this retarded, even as a joke
at least please tell me you're joking.

>.webm kills the iPhone

For you, from Goy to Oy, a Jelly Donut fit for Judah maccabee himself!

Oh, fuck off

You know that black finish is going to be a fingerprint magnet

It'll look nice for exactly 10 seconds, then it'll be covered with your greasy fucking prints

No it doesn't, stop being literally retarded.

No thanks. I would rather keep my iPhone 6 which has more features.

You can't play .webm files from this site, you idiot.

...

Phones as a status symbol is dead. Every poor fag in the the country is walking around with a subsidized phone they can't afford in thier pockets. They might be getting thier power turned off but they sure do have an iphone and net flicks plan paid up.

Yes I can.

Post one right now, I'll prove it to you.

This. There's a difference between being able to AFFORD an iPhone vs being able to buy one.

Wtf how? I have an iPhone 5, and I can't play webms for shit. It's one of the main reasons why I won't even get an iPhone in the first place - there isn't a good browser for Cred Forums.

Don't have a webm as well

>you have to charge the charger before you can use the charger to charge the fagbuds

That's sexy as fuck, desu.

Someone post a damned Webm in this thread already.

Truth, I have a feeling the fed is gonna try and crack down on these predatory high interest loans these cell phone companies give out much the way they did for the payday loan people.

W-wait, is this true?

You mean the little dental floss box isn't a charger, but has a portable battery?

WTF

What happened to the days when Apple was practical and simple?

Prove it, faggot

Unless you want to plug in each earbud individually, it makes sense to have a single box they both plug into that then plugs into a wall dude.

>> tfw neets cant afford
Of course they can. Haven't you heard about payment plans, grandpa? That's why you see iPhones everywhere. Nobody needs money to have one.

Did you think someone will assume you're rich if you shove it on their faces? Nothing that comes from Apple will do that.

Where's my webm?

>I have a feeling the fed is gonna try and crack down on these predatory high interest loans these cell phone companies give out much the way they did for the payday loan people.

Most major carriers don't charge interest

They hope to make their money by having you pay for the plan as long as the phone payments last

Most of the phone payment profits go to the manufacturer

The only ones that charge high interest are the scumbag rent-to-own stores

See

>high interest are the scumbag rent-to-own stores

pic related

NO, I am saying someone please post a web so I can prove it's a non-issue.

Holy shit that is over $1,600!

How's the DAC in those new iPhones?

$859 for a 2 year old phone, who do they think they are, Apple?

>1000 dollar phone
>300 dollar laptop

This is sad OP?

anyone can buy an iphone, i see poor people lease that shit from tmobile all the time

if you want to show the neets on this board might as well buy a fancy car or house.

He's got you there

ah yes, a shit phone in a shit case, how

fitting

>DALE

>doesnt make full use of all its core
>just disables two weaker cores and uses the stronger cores instead

nice baby ruth dookie phone

oh man i fucking loved working at a computer store. so many people i scammed for that sweet commission.

>hurr I need lan cable
>here's brand name 2m of gold labeled cat5e for $40
>kek

No.
You are obviously a fucking idiot if you wear jeans and a hoodie to apply for a job.
Not even Macdonald's would hire that level of retard.

$50 for an aux port adapter.
Aka a passive adaptor.
Ahahahahahah
I can one up you applefag i can listen to said music off a microsd in pretty much any format or extension including FLAC.

im not your family NIGGER

that case literally looks as if you dipped it in wet shit.

Sent ;)

I have to admit, it's Locked to fundamentally flawed operating system lacking basic functionality that's a necessity for anyone other than maybe my mom. But the hardware is damn nice, and sexy as hell.

If the iPhone 7 ran android, had a microsd slot and an aux port as well as usb type C... I'd probably buy one. Though they still haven't reached sony level of battery life (though im interested in their forray into big little). And OEM part are hard to source.

Wait, do iPhone support QC 2.0 or some applr equivalent?

>Wait, do iPhone support QC 2.0
No

>or some applr equivalent?
Yes

That actually looks kinda nice, but the G4 with the yellow leather back is the best looking smartphone ever.

HATERS GONNA HATE

>Australian iphone launch
>first person in is a arab kid
>says to the news people interviewing him that he already sold it for $2000
>They sold out and he couldnt buy one for himself.

looks really nice OP

poorfags BTFO

But my android costs more than your shitty iPhone

Why would I buy a 3 year old phone when I can buy a new phone with 3 year old technology by Apple?

looks like faggot shit

My employer did :D

I'm better than the other mongoloids here though

senpai
>senpai
>SENPAI
Give it back, dude

anyone buying a lambo is not an inch better than macfags tho

>inb4 sour grapes

You call that respect you fuckin mongoloid.
By dressing appropriate you show respect to the person you are talking to.

Yes. Apple refuses to invest in better screen R&D because the iPhone's glass display combined with their Orwellian OS that bricks any hardware repaired by an unauthorized (read: affordable) third party equals billions upon billions of dollars in phone repairs each year.

I'm surprised they don't lobby for a ban on cases.

I puked. That looks plain horrible.

Congrats OP, nice phone. I should have pre-ordered, but I wants to see one in person before I bought it.

That that massive thing actually fit in your pocket tho? The plus would be nice, but I think it's too big for me.

>that massive thing actually fit in your pocket tho?

It does, barely.

>whole lot of largely similar designs
>whole lot of largely similar designs centered around a huge screen that takes up 90% of the face

Cause hes not actually rich. He blew his last 8 paychecks at McDonalds and has been going to the local soup kitchen in his unwashed clothes.

Would you seriously be so surprised if we said yes?

>wasting battery life to just illuminate a logo on the lid for no purpose other than showing off

why the fuck is this allowed, and why are people so fucking stupid

Not OP but it's clear he means "hard-to-do-anything-not-clearly-laid-out-directly-in-front-of-you" but you shills don't care

>in-ear
dropped

>wasting battery life
Are you this dim? It literally uses the backlight for the display to illuminate the apple logo, any laptop would do this if you cut a shape out of the shell

>not buying American

eh

Can you open it in a browser or do yu have to download it and open it in vlc?

Wrong file kek

CAT S60 is the closest to what you described, I think.

>and why are people so fucking stupid
I don't know

why are you, user?

it does look tacky as fuck, though

how does it feel to be a jewish consumerist zombie?

Just use the "awesome" "Stereo" speakers to listen to music, and who is still using wiredeadphones these days ~ literally every apple fanboy

holy mother of god tits
i think that cleansed the pedo out of me

>ITT Applecuck blows his face off.

Is that Corinthian leather?

Dijkstra was Dutch tho

>literally paying $1,000+ of your own money so the government can have an advanced tool to spy and track you

TOP KEK. here goy! its got flappy bird! you love flappy bird goy!

>he bought a piece of technology assembled by a 10 year old girl in china
>while being paid 1 $ / day
>and the cost of production is 20$ /phone
>THAT DOES NOTHING MORE THAN PLAY SHITGAMES AND BROWSE FACEBOOK
>FOR 1000$ APPLE BUCKERINOS

What's wrong with in-ear?
Give me the red pill

cute duck

>macbook air
>up to 16hr battery life

>anything acer
>4hr battery

Is there really a reason to even ask?

Lmao poorfag

Fool. "YES NOW I'M ACCEPTED BY THE WEAK MINDED"

Looks more like a HP logo to me.

I thought this was the one where he turns on the garbage disposal when the duck is underwater.

It opens in another tab and have to click open in vlc or iconv to play it

Neither brought a resume. Good bye

>tfw people bragging about something that costs less than a day's worth of work

If you get the donuts for less than 30c. Otherwise it wouldnt be worth it, unless you just want to do it.

>And yet Dick Cheney still roams the earth

HOLY FUCK MEIN SIDES

>no 3.5mm
>locked down os
Get cucked, faggot.

>tfw cox media just offered you 135k/yr when you interviewed with them this morning.

Granted, I was wearing a polo and not a hoodie, but I was wearing jeans and tennis shoes.

Eww. Why would you even put that on a case? I used all of mine without one like how it's supposed to be.

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>NEETs can't afford
>the only people you see on the streets with iPhones are on welfare

I hate this apple meme, people drop them once and they break and buy a new one. I've had my S4 since release and it works great.

How much extra is the headphone jack?

this famalam

>$900 phone
>NO AUDIO JACK

LMAO

Fuck you I want this now

And I just bought an Android
REEEEEEEEE

>already sold out
Cred Forums on suicide watch

>faggot posts b8

>(you) city

it's like getting fucked in both ears

AHAHAHAHHAA

youtube.com/watch?v=_yE6Dg1dSLs

fucking kek

I've never used them because they're uncomfortable and also create that dangerous situation where you keep turning your shit up until you go deaf

>he didn't download the chan for Cred Forums app before they took it off the App Store
Fucking newfags

Chan for Cred Forums plays webm in browser plebs

HAHAHHAHHA

>already spent $900 on a iphone
>spends $50 more on an adapter

I would not hire someone who don't care enough iron his clothes when he go to interview.

not even an apple store dumb ass

so what if I perfectly ironed my tshirt, hoodie, jeans, and shoes?

>can't afford $950 for the best phone on the market to date.

wow, sure is pleb in here

Sent from my iPhone 7 Plus

>don't want to waste $950 for the best phone on the market to date.

ftfy

Still depends. Taking the best candidate purely based on skill is often not the best decision. "Special snowflakes" that like to think they are the best backfire spectacularly in the worst moments possible. No having someone mediocre but predictable is better. He may bore his colleges but you know when shit hit the fan he will listen and do what he is ordered. The only wise guy have to be team leader or the guy calling the shots, the 95% are better of being mindless drones. Sysadmin only work well no matter how oddballs they are. But their interaction with the rest are minimal at best witch only prove the point.

>place order 6am 9/9 from carrier
>Est ship date 9/30 - 10/7
>128GB MB 7 Plus now showing Oct 7 - 14 est ship date

FUCKING iUP FAGGOTS GO DRINK BLEACH

>it's 'fundamentally flawed'!
>it lacks basic functionality!

The rest of the world seems to disagree with you.

Cake = Confetti
Mom = Store clerks
Friends = Apple's profits

kill yourself, manchild. It's a saying older than your grandparents.

>buy sleek thin device
>immeaditely shove it into a shitty bulky case and ruin its feeling and looks

I bet you also don't remove the plastic that comes on the bezel of things such as monitors and stuff, poorfag.

>Lease rate does not include cellular service
Who would be stupid enough to pay money for this?

>this isnt technology becuase it isnt lagrdoid

>lagPhone 8 releases
>no ports
>when it runs out of battery you have to buy another
>lagPhone 7 immediately starts to lag like shit and cant even do basic functions

Courage.

>non-free adapter
JUST

texting on iphones is lame anyways, swype is the only reason I tolerate the touch screens.

>buy sleek thin device
>don't case it
>at some point in the future, the novelty of having a new phone has long worn off
>expensive phone is now scuffed and scratched and possibly has a broken screen because muh phone feel
>worth less than a mint condition phone when you want to sell it and upgrade

steve jobs would have charged for the case separate and had a launch party for it alone.

I dropped my iPhone two dozen times in a year. When it finally broke a couple weeks ago, I took it to the Apple Store and had it fixed same-day for $29.

Blow it out your ass!

IT'S A FEATURE

Nexus 5 owner here. I'm skeptical about the Pixel since my device didn't age well at all. Defects keep cropping up from time to time and really begin to impact things after a while.

>not living a double life
>not having a filter on what you post online through your devices

OP here

> post low quality bait to Cred Forums with images from twitter
> thread still here 24 hours later

So many butthurt cucks

you're a bit fucking late OP, I took this photo 34 hours ago

Until you wanted to discuss technology of the iPhone 7.

Why is it already in a plastic case?

Congrats OP, she's a beaut.

Androcucks and poors are absolutely furious in this thread.

There are more stupid people around than smart people. I'd partitially blame jewish propoganda for this though.

Another viral marketing thread? Fuck off shill. Nobody wants you cheap low quality apple garbage. Doesn't even have a 3.5mm jack lmao

gtfo oldfag you're behind the times

hurr

too bad you can't downgrade from ios10

>leather case
>sexalicious

Those dont look comfy, senpai

That is a dock

what is a power bank you troglodytes

Really don't understand the point of this.

The 'A10' is just an overclocked A9, which is fine and all, but the A9 was fast enough and has better battery life. The low efficiency cores will never be used. I repeat, less battery life for no performance gain. Wheee

If you didn't have chink bluetooth earphones by now you shouldn't be on Cred Forums

why should i use shit quality bluetooth earphones if i have comfy high quality wired ones

I thought this one was nice