It's been over a year since the last MBP FFS when will Tim Cook finally release this shit REEEEEEEE

It's been over a year since the last MBP FFS when will Tim Cook finally release this shit REEEEEEEE

>falling for internet memes
they're going to remove the headphone jack and call it revolutionary #BacktotheMac

the shell was already leaked months ago

4 USB-C ports and headphone jack but no HDMI and SDXC anymore

They don't care about the proshitters, honey.
They're focusing on tumblrinas now.

>no HDMI
I'm okay with it
>no SDXC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This obnoxiously written post is true. Apple has all but abandoned their professional customer base for people who run out and buy a new iPhone every year. Not only that but they seem to have run out of good ideas for innovation. Probably fired the good idea guy or something.

October.

google.com

>obnoxiously written post
That's the joke.

>Probably fired the good idea guy or something.
Probably died of all the cancer

Razer did it first :^)