Walking home from class

>walking home from class
>find a flash drive lying on the ground
>nobody around, pick it up and take it home to see what's inside
>open it
>see one folder named "frogs"
>open it
>find only this image that someone had put on the drive July of last year
anyone else find anything interesting on a storage device?

the beginning of a furry folder (frog furry)

Flash drive found on the ground is how a worm gets spread.

>implying I didn't open it in a VM
you think this is my first rodeo?

there was this store that sold loads of used flash memory
I've thought about buying a shit ton of them and using a recover tool to find possible noodz

>implying you're vm doesn't contain a zero day nsa backdoor
>implying youre cpu and hard drive's microcode isn't already compromised

>walking home from class
>find a flash drive lying on the ground
>nobody around, pick it up and take it home to see what's inside
>plug into USB port
>motherboard fries
>screen goes blank
>mfw

this board will never cease to amaze me

Photorec user

>walking home from class
>see a neckbeard faggot walking behind me
>inconspicuously drop my emergency virus-ridden usb
>walk behind corner, watch the cretin pick it up, look around and hide it inside his pocket
>mfw I now watch him fap to bondage futa mlp lolis while shitposting on Cred Forums

I found a CD with someone's mixtape on it in the McDonalds parking lot.

Anyone selling used dragon dildos by the way?

Not really worth it.

I buy/sell storage units and keep all the computer shit. Ive gone through loads of old drives/memory cards/flash drives and never once found nudes.
Closest i found was some panty shots of an 18 year old, but it was a brief flash from a video, not intentional.

what color was it

Yeah I found fucking Slenderman.

ftp://c-50-136-15-170.hsd1.ma.comcast.net/disk1/share/

I only have unused ones, but I can use it for you.

Why does this jpg have executable permissions, OP?

was it fire?

MODS

shhh

Here's my story
>Walking home from the library
>See a flash drive lying by a computer
>Nobody around, pick it up to and take it home to see what's inside
>Open it
>See folder named "things"
>Open it
>See a folder named "don't click"
>Open it
>See a folder named "cp"
>Open it
>Find a bunch of pictures of child porn
>mfw

>not clicking on the 2nd CP folder inside the first

McMichael claimed that this was just a joke.

>Holy-Bible.html everywhere

kek

>walk home from work
>leave usb killers outside
>people pick them up out of curiosity
>plug them into their computers
>motherboard gets the electric chair
>mfw I work at a computer repair shop and these people come to us to fix their computer
>mfw profit up by 75% since I started doing this
>mfw buy a cheap replacement computer with similar specs from craiglist
>mfw almost got caught once because there was 200 GB missing from the hard disk
>mfw I told the guy I tried my best but I was unable to save those 200 GB
>mfw he habeeb it
>mfw no face

>mfw buy a cheap replacement computer with similar specs from craiglist
>mfw almost got caught once because there was 200 GB missing from the hard disk
>mfw I told the guy I tried my best but I was unable to save those 200 GB
>mfw he habeeb it
so you work in a regular computer store?

I needed some thermal paste so I went down to the local "Puters" store (literally, their sign was glowing neon "COMPUTERS" and the "com" portion had long since busted.

It was a sunday afternoon. The store was apparently closed. I was trying to read their hours on the sign when a man came up to the door from inside and told me they were closed today and asked me what I needed.
I told him I just needed some thermal paste and he agreed to sell me a tube of arctic silver for TEN FUCKING DOLLARS

I will never buy computer parts in retail stores

l-lewd