REPOSTING • With only 99 days until Christmas let's try and request a Wishlist code feature that allows for Anonymous gifting with Gearbest or AliExpress in hopes of having it in time for the holiday season. Contact either site's support to do this, keep your request concise and English simple. Don't know what to send?
I wrote a message you can just copypaste and send to Gearbest Seems like Gearbest isn't getting the message needs further simplifying or message sent to their affiliate email >News • user bought a smartphone case and a ocarina of time • user got some stuff off eBay, a USB Volt/Amp meter • Another user bought a OLED version • A /CSG/ banner has made it into the Top 10 of the Cred Forums banner contest! • user has a project in mind for his mailbox • user got his second USB charging torch reviews it • user got some semi chink shit Aukey charger he bought locally • user unbricks his Redmi 3S Previous thread
You don't really need to fake anything, just say you're a sole proprietorship, enter your name as company name.
But the prices on Alibaba don't include shipping costs, once you include that you're probably pretty much on par with aliexpress, maybe even more expensive.
You can maybe go to a great extend to pretend you're a big company and try jewing them out of samples, plenty of people who'll give you multiple kg of Kava Kava for free, and you only pay for shipping.
Also not sure if you get something like that through customs.
I only had it for a few hours, so far im impressed.
+ It feels very solid/quality materials + Has a nice screen + Good camera + Everything flies on it
But the software is such a pain: The phone cant be updated outside China, so i had to use a VPN.
System language is only Chink or English.
Im gonna try to unlock bootloader and get cyanogenmod on it later. But for now everything seems to work.
Anybody know where to buy custom-printed coasters?
yeah I'm not sure either. As far as I'm aware Kava Kava's legal in my country but news reports from a few years ago say that it's "withdrawn voluntarily" from shelves due to concerns over its connection to liver issues. And yeah Jewing people out of free samples is exactly what I was planning on doing, just not sure how to do it yet. Just writing up a message to one supplier now if anyone wants to give any feedback:
Hello, I'm inquiring as to whether or not you could supply a constant order of 300 kilos per month for the period from January 2017 through December 2017, i.e. 12 months of 300kg/month a total of 3,600kg. Also could you provide a sample for me to test the quality of the product beforehand? I can get back to you with a delivery address and you can get back to me with the shipping bill so I can run it by my employer.
Regional Manager of Paul's Tea Shop Ltd
I feel like a bit of a kid writing this crap and don't know if it sounds authentic. By the way, what laws could I be breaking here?
Yes, but they're cheaper on eBay.
I can't use PayPal though. Can you vouch for them?
Not necessarily chink since these are nip but I found some Halloween Skele's up for pre-order here.
I've had mine for some years before finally tossing them out, they did their job well might be more ideal now with the rise of powerbanks.
Literally look at the first result on Ali for "custom coaster"
I've ordered one for every person I know in the US.
I did not tell them.
If you're impersonating any level of management or a purchasing team, they would reasonably expect you to be able to sign off shipping a small package on your own. Your numbers are a bit high IMO, I would have gone with a one-off delivery to a value of c. $1000. Nobody would schedule month to month deliveries from chinkland unless it's FCL.
kek anyone got them yet?
Anyone here tried any chink ssds? Saw a bunch at taobao for cheap and the performance bencmark are quite impressive based on reviews by other buyers
go through the past few threads KingDian [not kingston] SSDs are well known here pretty well tested
those speeds dont mean much also taobao a shit
Nah, it'll be a couple of weeks yet.
Really? what else should i look for other than speed? i prefer taobao over aliexpress though since most things are cheaper there With their consolidate fee starting as low as 20 yuan and I'm always guaranteed to get my orders within a week.
Got my meme socks and EVOD vape kit today!
i mean they dont mean much as in theyre probably not representative of the actual results
dont forget we're talking about chinks here
if you can get taobao to work for you, fine i guess
i just feel its a pain in the ass to deal with translation and less customer security than with ali
pretty sure kingdians are on sale on gearbest right now
nice socks i got the mona lisa ones and framed them
desu chink vape is probably gonna give you led poisoning
Everything's on sale on gearbest. It's a marketing meme.
A lot of sellers will try to make you pay for the sample and then deduct it from the first order and consider that a 'free' sample. So try to avoid high order amounts, where your company would implicitly have no problem paying it up front.
Make it seem like you're genuinely considering the company, and not just sending sample requests to 50% of the people selling Kava Kava. They probably won't like that regardless how real your company is.
Eg Ask some question about the product, shipping, documents, quality etc. Ask for a quote for ~50 kg, act like its a little expensive, Ask how much the discount on a larger amount is. Ask if they could ship a sample, under the premise you can possibly place a order for a (much) bigger amount if its satisfactory.
Or maybe just keep it simple, and just spam the dozens of sellers who say they can provide a free sample on their listing. One will probably bite.
i mean on sale for cheaper than usual flash sales i think??? if i remember right it was 31 usd for 120gb dunno if its still that cheap
here in England you can walk into a police station and say "Officer, I am going to have ridiculous sex with a 16 year old girl" and he will tell you to stop wasting his time.
>swiss man orders "lolita" and "tgirl" but not "lady"
tfw want to buy this kind of stuff tfw live with mom ;_;
The 63 cent earbud case another user posted some threads ago finally arrived, pretty much a steal for the price gets the job done and can accommodate more than just earbuds (think memery cards and/or 3ds games.)
I finally got my hands on 5 9V batteries to test my DIY Phantom Power, the results are kind of disappointing(not really), turns out that the BM-800 only needs 9V of Phantom Power.
Pic related, first the BM-800 plugged directly to the motherboard, second connected to the DIY phantom power powered by a single 9V battery, and last connected to 4 9V batteries (there was one faulty battery, so only tested with 4)
The 9V battery provided 7V of Phantom Power out of the 9V being feed to the circuit. The four 9V batteries provided 32V of Phantom Power out of the 36V being feed to the circuit.
As you can see the single battery performs as good as the four batteries, kind of disappointing for me, but also good news, because all you need to power the BM-800 is a single 9V battery(or you can plug it to the 12V rail from your PC), 4 resistors, 2 condensers, a circuit board and a pair of XLR connectors.
>Not linking a specific product that fiddles your faddle get penis cancer from a te-nga
Happened to me once.
GearBest put their Red Zenfone 2 4GB RAM phones on sale since no one wanted the reds, for just $168(back in the days it was $260) they sold out and I waited 2 months then asked them if they had plans to ship my shit, they told me they were in the sorry and send the a "blue" one, aka I got a Zenfone 2 Deluxe for $168, so far the best purchase I have made.
Ohhhhhh shit! I have always wanted one of these Pose Skeletons! I hope the seller also has the feminine skeleton!
Thanks for the link senpai
aliexpress.com/item/mem/32570029177.html they're a bit too small ;_; shoe size is eu 42 might give them to my twink friend though, gonna be fun asking for his shoe size feels good quality though, sturdy cotton that doesn't seem to tear easily the vape is sold in EU so I figure it can't be too toxic unless it's a fake
thanks now my Aliexpress is in a weird language
I'm a size 12 US (which I guess is slightly larger than EU 42?) so I'm hoping the ones I just bought fit me, if not I'll give them to my brother.
>tfw shorter than both my younger brother and dad >Still have larger feet then both of them
You're still a manlet, Frodo.
No problem, /toy/ sayss it'd be cheaper to buy from Japan though.
Did you get it from Ali? (Link please) and does it have seller's Roms? The he ones I have seen on Ali doesn't support OTA cuz modified rom
>cowboy passion huh?
I want to try and make one of these meme emulator boxes as my first project of this sort, and I was wondering if using the somewhat overpriced Raspberry Pi is a necessity.
In the case that it's not, what is a good chink alternative to the Raspberry Pi?
How big is your dick?
Orange Pis are dirt cheap.
What size did take, or are they one-size-fits-all?
On desktop mics, SF666 or SH666?
About 17 cm, why?
So these gloves are supposed to protect you from exploding lithium batteries on the Mi Band, Note 7, and chinkphones?
hows that keyboard, I was thinking about getting one to replace my dinovo mini.
My biggest question is how useable the trackpad is while typing.
>BM-800 not in consideration
What are you, gay?
one size, looking at the packet it's 39-45, which is a bit strange since chinese sizes are only slightly smaller than eu. maybe they will stretch..
>$40 on Amazon wew Anyone review ones straight from chinkland?
Depends on how much work you want to put into it. RaspPis have by far the best support and are the easiest to get working. And you'll have RetroPie which includes nice things like drivers for hooking up original controllers directly to the Pi's GPIOs.
But there are cheaper options with better specs like the OrangePi.
Yes, check the archives
Is this good, you faggots? Ordered one yesterday, should have it it 5 days.
It was good 2 years ago, it's "okay" for today standards, but you can get a NexBox with 2GB of RAM and the S905 for $35 at GearBest, pretty good boxes prerooted and with a fluid system(also Android 6.0).
Both the SF-666 and SH-666 are crap.
If you need cheap get the SF920 or SF922 (SF920 is better) the audio quality is WAY better than the Satan Mics, you can get the SF920 for like $8.59 burger coins at GearBest .
When it comes to mics best bang for buck, the BM-800/BM-700/SF-920 are the kings.
Looking for a good gamepad, just downloaded don't starve and I hate the on screen buttons. Also looking for MacBook pro cases.
Will you be needing any urethral sounding equipment with that?
original sounding rod guy here, I left a 5 star review for it would reccomend if you like sounding
Ive seen comfy's video with the BM-800 about phantom power. Does the BM-700 need phantom power as well?
the fuck is that? does it let your dick listen to music?
Spaghettianon reporting here. Guess what's inside the bag
is there spaghetti inside it?
Yep, same mic.
Is the ocarina dude still here? Which one did you order?
What's the difference? Do you know if/when there's gonna be a new yotameme?
Virgin Mary neck chain!
Nope. I would have mixed it with other pasta, pizza and mandolino, with a little bit of mafia on it
Nope. Atheist here
Fedora, mouth fedora, hand fedora or any other kind of fedora.
meme band 2
its just a fucking power pack you cuck.
no one cares
The meme is even stronger dear user, but it is not a memeband.
Ok, ok, keep calm fagit. Have i triggered your autism?
Anyway it's charging now, i'm gonna post a review soon. The product is ok, i already verified it on the site. Bought from aliexpress
>all that teasing for something everyone already has gotta agree with that other user
/csg/ is slow on the weekends. Calm your autism and get comfy.
Get a 8bitdo
I prefer this for a earbud case, waterproof as well
Is it normal that their processing is slow as fuck? I have orderd twice from them. Their price was good so was the product and the actual delivery time, but in both cases they took over 2 weeks to get the product shipped.
I also received like ten of these messages for the other thing I bought. Would a friendly reply actually help or will they just take their sweet time again?
This would be 3 burger dollars. Reviews are good.
I could buy that at a 99 cent store for 99 cent
>no thumbsticks nigger what are you doing
same hapened with the 20$ boxes on bang good, all 10 were put on backorder even though the flash deal said shipping on next day and "950 pieces left, buy fast friendo"
They probably dont have any supply and you pay them to 24/7 scope out sales so good theyll sell to you cheap and still make profit
Yes, please post a review, no one here has one of those, so I'd love to see this review of this unique, new and once in a lifetime product
>dog skeleton and hangover toilet drunkard skeleton and here goes my leftover money
>maga hat and DIY timing device Who you gonna blow up user? Also kinda interested in the clock buildin thingy can you link that stuff?
>'Dispatch Faster' button
does this do anything?
activates the cattle prod under the chinaman's seat
if you buy good gloves, they keep your hands warm regardless of the conditions outside, shit gloves let water get in and freeze your hands
t. live in switzerland, go skiing and shit
Anyone ever buy a chink "leather" jacket. Even fake leather jackets usually go for $100, but Ali is full of $40 ones.
Difference is the 206 won't get updates past some old-ass KitKat version. You can flash the International version of Lollipop on there but there's problems with some radios not working, not having all the LTE bands and such, check XDA.
Is anyone using the aliexpress app? I can't find an option for alipay. I selected to pay with another method which put my orders into the "awaiting payment" category and when I select to pay one, an alipay logo pops up and asks for my card info. Is this safe?
Also, Yotaphone on Facebook keeps telling people to check back soon. They have some kind of partnership with ZTE, so maybe the next YotaPhone is going to be something like a ZTE flagship with an e-ink backscreen.
Where does everyone get there cheap custom print posters?
well fuck i guess 3c shops are all the same, cheap and slow as fuck
I just bought a pair of those sexy fingerless gloves women wear for 80 cents whats wrong with me
soon you will be ordering chink panties
Post what you are waiting on, t-shirt is actually here already but mailman was too lazy and I have to pick it up on monday.
Just buy a phantom power supply, they`re not even that expensive. Your internal sound card is plenty and you`ll get great sound quality for it. Plus that meme mic appearance for your /bst/. All in all with mic, arm, and power supply, I paid something like 40$. But that neewer wasn`t available this cheap before.
My xiaomi hybrids finally arrived, and sound pretty damn amazing so far. Only used them for maybe 20 minutes but I'm impressed. Very comfortable, and the clarity is amazing. Doesn`t seem to "boom" at all if that`s what you`re looking for. Just full range crisp goodness.
couldnt you get this kind of clock assemblied for the same price or cheaper?
Also talking about clocks/alarms, are there any neat things that support multiple weekly patterns and shit?
how to order from there?
Sounded like a normie to me tbh
You can get them cheaper if you want (for less than $6), but your only option would be the DIY kits without the transparent frame. The one I linked was the cheapest one I could find. Also I don't think there are any with weekly/monthly patterns unless you know how to program that into a chip yourself.
Contact him on Whatsapp. Hes on vacation last time I checke tho
Get a 12" Tsum Tsum, check out animechinatiger on eBay they've got plenty of those on there as well as the regular sized Tsum Tsum's (and they're legit too)
Oh no, I don't think they have that ):
>register my card to alipay after the 999th time they begged me to do it >>dear we dont register the CVC >okay cool >next time ordering >they don't ask for any card info, the payment succeeds so they DO hold your CVC?
didnt mean to respond
>so they DO hold your CVC? Of course, isn't that point of alipay?
How well does the sweeping ball work, it looks kind of neat.
m8 Alipay is legit, the whole point is that SELLERS don't get your details. It's ChinkPal.
t. Jack Ma
Yeah but they explicitly said that "We don't hold your security code!". I thought it would actually do that.
it says right here it doesn't really work
I meant more specifically, does it not pick up much or nothing at all.
I have dogs, so just picking up a little hair would still be a huge help.
They don't hold it, it's only used for the first transaction.
I made another order after registering the card, though, and I was never asked for a CVC.
What do we have here?
LOOKS LIKE SOME CHINK SHIT TO ME LADS
Ayo hol up, are thos girls or traps?
FOOKIN' 'ELL! YOU MITE BE RITE M80!
Let's take a look:
First, the well memed SD card holder with 6 slots, feels cheap because it was cheap.
Next, some old lady hair pussy cuz that's kinda my fetish... actually it's a windscreen for a digital recorder, eBay price was around $19 bucks, but the chinks have it for $6.66 USD, such a great deal, five stars for the chinks
Btw I'm not longer driving, so calm your Tits
how do you guys manage not to hoard lots of useless chink shit ?
only buy useful chink shit
is this a trick question user
>buyers protection about to end >My stuff is marked as delivered but haven't received shit yet >USPS travkong shows wrong zip
What to do friendos, I don't wanna get chinked for the first time
dispute that shit
You stupid newfags it uses alipay automaticly.
No the mara hydro is the cheepest, that is good. COB is the new grow meme tho, but its expencive.
>wasting saturday night with Britbongs Get Chinked Oh boy!
I wonder is there any better source for episodes than youtube?
For microphone arms, NB - 35 or NB - 37? Or should I not buy a chink one?
Open a dispute now, remove it if it comes
I'm in a similar pickle as , except the tracking code says the origin country sent it and the destination country received it, but the destination country only says that the source country sent it.
My friend advised me to extend the protection time once before opening a dispute because the chink will put up more of a fight otherwise, before refunding me. I feel I should just open the dispute.
What do you guys recommend?
Extend then dispute, you have nothing to gain from doing otherwise
So my chink shit is supposed to go to BC, Canada but it's heading to Toronto. Should I be worried?
Yes m8, Auntie Beeb.
how much should I extend? Also we're talking about a Redmi 3, so I'd be losing quite a lot more money than the usual crap I buy from the chinese
Are chink thermal paste any good?
Sounds like customs might have your chink shit son.
Any good backpacks? Currently have a Jansport for taking to the park, and forest and shit but I need something better made for traveling through woods and more comfortable. The Jansport sucks for this type of usage.
It's weird because I have received no notification whatsoever since they'd very much like to make me pay taxes
taxation is theft
Did you put a real phone number on your order?
I really want the BM-800 condenser but then ill need a Mic amp, mic stand, and a pop filter.
not so cheap at that point
Why? newegg has Arctic silver fpr $4 shipped
This happened to me on aliexpress years ago. Basically they just give you some random tracking number going to the same country and hope you wait out the order time. You just dispute it and write wrong tracking number or something, the seller will probably accept it before it gets aliexpress involved
The description image doesn't include the crown and lugs, but if by your whole watch including lugs measures 36mm, then you should ask for a refund. Because it would mean the case diameter is something like 34mm.
Bump for answers
New bread when
Here is my input after owning every meme mic.
If you get the BM-800 you don't need the Anti-pop filter, the wind sponge does a great job reducing pop noises, you can build the $2 Phantom Power I posted in this thread(maybe $4 if you are only planing to build one, since you would need to get a $3.3 XLR to XLR cable to salvage the connectors) , but instead of powering it with a 9V battery just plug it into your PC PSU 12v rail, and the Arm Stand is just $11.1 at GearBest, and the BM-800 is just $15.7, so $30.8 dollars for an amazing looking kit with great audio.
Or you can get the SF-920 for $8.6 (at GearBest, but you need to look for it using that price range and looking at the pretty pics, because they didn't put the SF-920 model on the tittle, also they have it posted under the model SF-920 that it's more expensive and it's the same fucking mic) and call it a day and still get good audio quality.
i've got one with the same specs as your, i would say go for the 2 GB option, 1 GB would stutter a lot
It slutters on the UI, but it plays flawlessly my netflix shit and youtube prank videos.
(Still I ordered the 2GB model 3 days ago when it was on sale for $32 at GearBest and I'm planing to sell my 1GB one for that same ammount)
Please allow 1-3cm error in measure due to manual measuer, thank you.