Samsung Crap Talk Thread

No retort?

Didn't think so....

>pastebin.com/0u97euSm
> Phone is out of warranty
> Begging for a fucking USB cable
> My mum gave it to me
> Want to use moms imei after already giving them yours

Wow lol. Fuck off op you useless piece of human excrement

You are all fucking neets and deserve to be shot

Way to prove you're a child op. The device isn't under warrenty don't expect free shit lmao.

Thanks dileep

You're lucky that Cred Forums doesn't give out IP information publicly or I would personally come and beat your fucking ass you dumb ass kangaroo loving neckbeard

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>can't afford a phone charger
>begging the OEM for a new one

A poor and filthy nigger shouldn't feel comfortable calling out sandniggers working their 9-to-5

>"please give me a charger!! Everyone in my family has a samsung phone!"
wew lad

>pastebin.com/0u97euSm
What an annoying and entitled piece of shit you are.

I've had 3 Samsung phones

the only was that was good without any editing of the OS myself was the Galaxy S2

The ACE 3 LTE was shit and I installed CM

The S7 which I currently have was very laggy so I installed pajeets superman rom.

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Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Cred Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Cred Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military dispiline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

Should i sent some to your job too?
1257 Marywood Ln, Apt 107, Henrico, VA 23229

Oh im saving this.

watch out, this motherfucker knows how to use a search engine

Samsung makes laptops?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>sucking pajeet's cock for a cable

i dont understand, who is supposed to be getting made fun of in this? because everything points to the kid asking for a charger being a fucking retard

>there are this retarded that post on this board

>there are this retarded

>pastebin.com/0u97euSm
Are you fucking serious?
The cables are like $10.
Why would anyone give you a free cable?
Man sucks to be a sales rep and having to deal with your shitty ass.

>there are

>Man sucks to be a sales rep and having to deal with your shitty ass.
If you want me to buy stuff from you you'd better start licking my boots.
Your big pile of rapidly de-valueing stock is not going to sell itself, and there are other shops just in this block who will throw in a few baubles to sweeten the deal.
There are some who will sell at a trading loss just to get the stuff out of the place before its value drops any further.

the fact this post is related to someone not getting a $3 charging cable for free makes it even funnier

you are a tool, stay in school kid

>literally full autism
OMG JUST BUY A FUCKING CHARGER THEY'RE LIKE $10 AT BURGERMART

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>61 years old
TOO YOUNG FOR THOSE MAN TITS

>there

No way man. Are the posts about ultra-retard customers on /r9k/ real?

>le doxx
such hackers lol hacking pentangon right now boys xD

Do you like your bomb phone?

>8716 Avalon Dr
LOL user

Lol, fuck off iPajeet.

Holy shitmsomeone fell for the SEAL cophpasta? Wow. Autism has reached a new level! Enjoy your pizzas