Why do we need 5 threads of this up at the same time?

Why do we need 5 threads of this up at the same time?

All of my files are safely stored in the cloud; they won't find anything on my hard drives :^)

I have a script that runs at start up on my PC, If you don't enter the "defuse" code it does sudo rm -rf /* its useful for these situations but I've had my stuff wiped from nosey family members :/

that seems really annoying if anything goes wrong while you boot

Yes, but I keep all of my important files on a external hard drive and backup regularly so if something does go wrong I can easily recover

good thing i put a curse on my house so anyone that enters it turns into a faggot.

>load up a clip into my glock
>predict their positions and shoot before they appear there
>after 30 seconds it's just me and a pile o' bodies
>"NEVER MESS WITH A HACKER, BITCH. BECAUSE HE CAN HACK YOU UP, KID"

I store my dragondildos in my PC to keep them toasty. most of them are used regulary and never cleaned. Thats more of a problem for them than for me. Also I dont have a dog since I hate animals.

How much cp do you stash?

I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT
WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO AS ARREST IS ACTUALLY DELAYED-INCARCERATION+COURT PROCESSING

This is incredibly dumb.

press my finger on my mechanical pen and yell ALLAHU ACKBAR

good thing I use a VPS.

That did happen but they were looking for drugs though haha but to no avail

I was told the fucko threads are the infosec threads of Cred Forums... yet I don't see any infosec talk
wtf?

what are you talking about

I have a loaded m9 and a bowie knife on my desk 24/7, you can't get more "infosec" than that

Yeah, a totally untraceable anonymous VPS.

overclock my fermis,take off my clothes and watch the swat team die to a heatstroke,afterwards when the rigor mortis sets in,molest the corpses

id simply get out my dragon dildo nunchaku and fight them off like its the matrix

>"INSTALL GENTOO"
>"Yes, my lord. It has been an honor serving you."
>a buzzing sound can be heard from my computer as a powerful magnetic field destroys all data on it

>Your data's safe man; whether it stays that way is up to you.
>My people have some business with you, and if you want your data back, then you better co-operate.
>RIGHT?

this will never happen because i live in a suburb full of rich white people, so i'm not very worried.

>You're all going with me you corporate cocksuckers
>click
>BOOM

I would just start lighting up my front door with my AK. Fuck it im dead anyway, might as well take some pigs with me.

Why don't you do the opposite and make a kill switch code to type at startup, and give that to family members and such?

>teleports behind you

pssh... yare yare daze

dd with 0s or break my hard drive.

>2014
>using an ssd knowing full well that it's hard to wipe them or break them permanently

not fucked all i have to do is try and fuck the swat team and theyll send me to meet my waifu

>Not using thermite in 2016

>unplug computer
>remove harddrive
>dump harddrive contents

I just wanted to watch some 720p anime.

Just get a laptop that supports secure boot and OPAL SED drives.

Lock the bios sign your kernel+initramfs for secure boot and have it wipe, trim, and restore from backup for root.

If you don't run efibootmgr --bootnext blah to boot your non-destructive kernel+initramfs it wipes, trims, and restores from backup.

On a fast nvme 256GiB drive this entire process could take one or two minutes, it would be finished before they knew anything was happening.

I have nothing to hide :^)

BOOM motherfuckers

>overclock my fermis
>watch the swat team die to a heatstroke

>you see this barrel right here? its made for lips

>>sauce?

I've got a thermite drop pad operated with a panic button connected to my door hinges, if they experience a force of over 200kN it triggers dropping molten thermite onto my disks

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