>pls god just maek java die alredy
Pls god just maek java die alredy
Dominic James
Jordan Davis
but i like a nice cup of java coffee :^)
Cameron Long
>im bad at x so x must be terrible
>continues eating glue
Camden Lee
Brandon Cook
But it's the best language available. It's going to last a looooong time.
Cooper Collins
Someone explain everything wrong with Java to me, and please, avoid using memes. This is serious.
Dylan Hall
>tfw starting Java in my classes and I don't know shit
Any tips?
Adam Morales
Java is honestly pretty nice when you don't do too many inheritence trees and shit making everything overly complex.
Evan Gutierrez
Its a meme language
Andrew Powell
Industrial meme.
Nathan Allen
Come on man.
Jack Lopez
FP is more productive than OOP.
Nolan Sanchez
I'm noob to programming. Those languages such as groovy or clojure that run in JVM, do they have the same downsides as Java?
Nathaniel Peterson
Why? I've tried both but OOP seems simpler.
Thomas Gutierrez
Everything wrong with Java expressed in a single URL
Brayden King
They only share the downside of the slow-ass startup time of the JVM.
Samuel Fisher
And here, a single image
Lincoln Morgan
It's slow. Why do you think Android lags?
Joshua Miller
What a nonargument. Simplicity doesn't matter, he was talking about dev time
Nathaniel Ward
Don't see a problem. Literally libraries all doing shit that is needed.
Dylan Turner
Welcome to Cred Forums, bitches
Asher Walker
Oh I see, maybe that's why functional programming saw widespread adoption whereas object-oriented programming remained an academic meme.
Henry Wilson
Yeah, drop out. This shit is probably not for you. It wasn't for me either.
Ryder Flores
Java exists today only because of the large amount of pajeets using it. If nobody hired pajeets to write code, there would be literally ZERO java around.
Jeremiah Robinson
Garbage collection dummy.
Benjamin Hernandez
>wh*te people invented java
>wh*te people invented oop.
really stimulates your cognitive functions...
Carson Johnson
That would never have been an issue if C/C++ didn't have such shitty memory management.
Jason Lee
I don't get the hate for oop. It's perfectly quick to develop with and it provides structure. Never had an issue with it and I've used both methods.
Blake Anderson
I'm not gonna lie, i have invested some time learning java so let's hope to not just die. The good thing is that knowing one language well other similar languages are easy. I know C# but i don't like the fact that if i use the microsoft tools i'm potentially locking me to windows and i prefer other platforms so i only use it when it's necessary or when the program creates a multi-platform executable like unity (it uses mono). I know a bit of c++ and embedded programming and i'm interested in Qt, the signals and slots is nice and qml is very powerful.
Henry Kelly
overengineering. And, unneeded verbosity.
Blake Flores
>tfw learning Java in my next programming course
Just kill me, senpai.
David Roberts
NEETs bitter Java programmers have jobs everywhere they go while they waste time on meme languages nobody uses.
Caleb Wood
That's not why Android used to lag, my retarded friend. Besides that the lag was fixed long time ago.
Joseph Hill
Java devs get paid like 25k/year because of how popular it is.
Aiden King
what are you smoking?
Adrian Anderson
Android still lags.
>Sent from my Nexus 5
Only if you are shit at life and Java.
Sebastian Walker
I just got cancer.
Jaxson Wood
>Android still lags.
It really doesn't. Sent from my Moto G4.
In a entry level positions? Of course. But if you're good at programming you'll earn way more than that. Meanwhile the salary for your meme languages is 0k/year.
John Stewart
>Asking for Cred Forums's opinion
>On anything, but especially this kind of topic
You are only asking for trouble
William Bailey
Nothing, but boy is there a lot of shit implementation of it.
Noah Miller
C# is Java but better, so Java can't be the best
Isaiah Thomas
Not really. It's because of Java and here's why: youtu.be
Logan Wilson
Why does the TM keep getting bigger