/csg/ Chink Shit General

Who are these people?

Where do you guys come from?

>9 posts
>6 unique IPs
>three samefags about WE HAD A VOTE and discord

Why does this general put up with this samefagging Lithuanian autist?

but we had a vote

There was a vote you cunt

Just ignore and report, drama posting is will get them banned.

Majority rules, we had a vote!

think its "Chink Shopping General" ...

Is the job market in Lithuania so dismal that this is all you do all day every day? Seems like a sad existence. Do you play games or have any other hobbies other than samefagging and shitting up /csg/?

Oh and anybody who has made a strawpoll knows you can turn off IP checking and leave on captcha. It can still be rigged as you've done many many times. Why would anybody trust a strawpoll by a samefsgging autist?

Make your own thread then, vytautas

New poll lads

strawpoll.me/11277192/r

Fuck off lithufag

Fuck off poltard.

Indeed.

it's not gonna happen is it

>muh nice a fuzzy feelies
>in a NEET ebay thread
kys fampai

Was making a new thread since there wasn't a link to it in the previous thread.

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user counts his Xiaomi collection, with the total number currently sitting at 20 Xiaomi products • user got chinked ordered a magnetic MicroUSB plug, is still chinked in some sense because the seller sent him a different one from what he ordered • user measures the charging current of his uGreen 3m cable • user got his animay tiddy mousepad • After finally setting his Chuwi Hi8 Pro user gives his thoughts on it, as it doesn't seem to connect to WiFi. • After getting his BM-800 user wonders if he really needs an audio interface to go with his 48V phantom power • user brings us another update on the BV6000S • user gets a 79cent poster off AliExpress, still feels like he overpaid when they printed a shitty jpeg on grocery bag paper • user's MiPad is getting a random check by customs • user shows off his Chink collection and posts a pic + short review of a NOMOS watch • While some 1cent earbuds get shipped out user is still awaiting processing for his Previous thread

you should just make a new one

this one is shit

If the OP's still capable of deleting this one then sure.

u a shit

op here, nope

but you should still make a new one

U

>mfw watching porn through a Xiaomi vr headset on a Xiaomi phone with Xiaomi earphones.

These guys are great man. If they started making onaholes on top I'd buy one.

UU
UU

CHINESE SHOPPING AHOY!

>someone is actually triggered by the use of the word Chink
lamoe that's just sad, jerk off or sth

Not into making double threads when there already is one and piss off the rest of Cred Forums.

No more $0.01 deal ?

aliexpress.com/item/New-V-shape-sexy-women-string-brazilian-swimwear-swimsuit-bikini-bottom-briefs-bathing-suit-biquini-Panties/32393662951.html

>click Feedback
>select With pictures
>fap away

>Jerking off to 3D

A boner is a terrible thing to waste

>10 euros/piece
naah bro, just 2,90 € on motonet

Just bought six items for like 13 euros. Paid with cc. If i receive half of them i will consider it a success.

Ey, I've never had my (((Chinese Shopping))) not arrive within a month, unless it's less than £1 and then it can take two months.

Be ready for one of them to arrive in a week and one like 6 months later.

>2-6 weeks for Chinese shopping to arrive
I know the wait is part of the experience but I can't help but want it here now :(

Is the BM800 supposed to work directly plugging it into my mobo mic input?

I don't have the phantom power shit yet as it's coming in the mail. I can't get it to pick up my voice plugged into the 3.5mm jack in my mobo..

is this defective unit or normal

Best laptop sleeve ? 14 inches.

No. An interface or mixer is necessary. Phantom Power required

GERMANY, the transfer of customs-- 17-Sep-2016 10:36 PM

Is it supposed to take this long?

It's normal. Pick a USB soundcard, or just use real phantom power.

I've had stuff arrive while supposedly stuck in customs, I wouldn't worry yet.

Hey false alarm, my sister was the one who bought it and she said she couldn't get it to work. I tried it just then and it works. She probably didnt have any gain or put it in the wrong jack.

Anyways I have a soundcard coming along, same one from COMFYTECHREVIEWS so its all good. Thanks for the help

Xiaomi got new rechargeable batteries out, the Zi7 AAA batteries work with the Zi7 powerbank case+battery charger

gearbest.com/batteries/pp_460166.html

get it in her "wrong jack" as a practical lesson

>New

Wait for the first few batches to blow other people's fingers off.

Have the Zi5 AA Batteries and they're pretty gud

>1 cent earbuds still haven't shipped

Rock zircon and the kz ate broke at the same time, am i being chinked hard?

is there anywhere to buy secondhand chink goods?

Why is that image and a stupid question always hand in hand?
Fuck off

>secondhand chink goods
why

are you really to poor for chink shit?

Yea any place that sells second hand items.

You can buy refurbished phones

Same here.

Coupons work though

Only got 1 packet today, what will it be?

A plushie?

urethral sounding rods?

...

I hate how they put 8260 at the end of the order number desu
so much more difficult to tell orders apart at a glance

no, it contained two items, one is a Ahmed style DIY clock

an the other one is a dirt cheap RaspberryPi 3 case which doesn't fit on one of my RPi 1, I thought they just added USB ports and removed the composite video output (could drill a hole there) but the connectors would stay in place, but they didn't.

yeah, how's your orders?

spread over multiple throwaway e-mail addresses, been abusing dat $2 off coupon.

What are you waiting on today son?

Fake casio f91w, strap of my original one broke.
Also bicycle computer

Lots of Chinese shopping pappa.

Incandescent bulb, smartphone, screen protector, case, card reader, etc

Any good ChinkVR headsets for my phone?

Why would you buy a fake version of a $5 watch

powerbank shells, batteries, micro usb cables, digital thermometer and capacity tester

For you to come back from the shop with your lottery tickets, Dad

They cost about 10€ here and i only need the strap to replace it on mine

waiting on a sea-gull watch pic related

Pretty neato BAK4 binoculars I found for a incredible price
They seem to be the best among the cheapest ones
Do I pull the trigger? or do you know about some other deals?

There are some coupons trovapromozioni.it/coupon-imperdibili-gearbest-articolo-costante-aggiornamento/

>buying products based on the recommendation of a permabanned pedophile

I hope the authorities find you soon before you can scar any more children for life.

You're not fooling anyone Lithuanian autist.

any recs on inexpensive instruments to go for/stay away from on aliexpress?

Amazon accepts to refund my no wifi Chuwi Hi 8.

Buying another one, non-chink this time. I'll get a nexus 7.

Hahahah that's not how you write 4 in roman numerals... Have fun being a laughing stock

Are you fucking retarded?

From the Russian west coast

Guys, I bought the Redmi 3 with the 616 Snapdragon.
I got the bloated vendor ROM on it, what the fuck do I do?

I hate to say it because that guy sounds like a prick, but usually 4 is written IV

Which bundle should I get for best durability and/or aesthetics?

>I've literally never seen a watch before

Expresscard/54 USB 3.0 adapter
Trackpoint caps
VGA to composite converter. Gotta output movies to VCR and play them back for the ultimate AESTHETICS experience.

The captcha is blocking the other voting option for me.

I know that, but IIII is still valid, even if not regular.

Fuck off

make your own rom?

>it listed actually toxic shit that was in it
Color me interested.

Make me, queer.

>Chinese thread
>implying democracy
lol

Just bought a assortment of Xmas gifts for family as I'm not making the mistake of leaving everything till mid December like last year. Plus if I get chinked it could mean a month of waiting then another to replace it

I'll update when the shit gets here but for now have a dreadful shot of my meme Xmas jumper.

The material feels pretty crappy and not very breathable. It's not too bad when it's on but I wouldn't want an everyday piece of clothing made of this fabric. As a one day ironic meme item it's fine

It's done on purpose to have some kind of symmetry in the design. 4 I numerals, 4 V, 4 X.

Get yourself a metal kazoo

That guy was talking about the warnings on the phone that said the phone was built to last 7 years before the cadmium, nickel, etc. would leak out of it.

I'm getting Closed on every 0.01$ product I try to buy. Is the happening over?

CHINESE SHOPPING THREAD???

ukelele

Still "Awaiting Shipment" for me.

How long does it take to get a refund from ali?

yes

does anyone here know if you pay transaction costs with Visa credit card on those 1c deals? Because if i pay with my debit card i end up paying 62 eurocents in total for each 1c deal. I got chinked by my bank

is that shaq? the fuck were they thinking?

Do you pay in another currency? There are conversion fees.

Speaking of instruments, are those 100$ violins anything more than serviceable?
I've always wanted to pick up the violin, but I guess it might be a bad idea to chink your first experience.

yeah I pay in euros while the ammount is in USD but my bank basically says the conversion fee is 0 but the transaction fee is 0,61 eurocents

yea well it's your bank that is chinking you, not the 1c chinks

Does Xiaomi VR headset work with Samsung Galaxy S4?
Its that the best chinkk vr at low prices?

yeah i know, i was just wondering if the same is happening with Visa or not.

the "VR" works with every phone, but anything less than 5.5" 1080p will look like pixelated mess

For me, about 5 working days. It depends on your bank/payment method.

Buy a nilikin case and a couple tempered glass screen protectors seperately

>waiting on 26 packages

I gotta stop ordering new stuff to pass the time waiting on already ordered stuff

nillkin*

Woha what could this chinese shopinng item be?

Is that a fault of the helmet or the phone itself? I have an S5 with a fucked up even and broken power button I've meant to repair with chink parts

shoo shoo stupid!

>more expensive items through gaybeast sales
>less expensive through aliexpress
anyone else do this?

Because of the user in the previous thread posted results of his uGreen cables, here's a comparison of my ROCK micro-usb cables in comparison to the original Oneplus cable included with my Oneplus X.
Both fluctuate in the 1150-1300 range.

It's nobodys fault really, but the less pixels you have to work with, the more pixelated it will seem.

That user here, what charger do you use?

Woha two shitty chinknese watches, the brown was supposed to be for m and the black for my gf but now that I see it it looks too small for me, so I'll probably give them both to her, what do you think?

Okay thanks. I'll still do it for the xiaomeme

if you're still on a S4 you should save up for a RN3P instead

link for the right one?

fuck that, keep buying shit

do you have the dinosaur ladle yet? no? buy it

but I already have the tea snails and squirrel!

Chinkshit arrived! What is it????!?!

cords

for urethral play?

s.aliexpress.com/RFNjAjqQ

thanks user

>tfw all your items ship at the same time half a day after you ordered them

My watches don't have numbers on them at all, I left primary school a very long time ago

You can stop shitposting urethral play every time someone has a package you autistic fuck.

If you call dupont cables cords.
>It's a lot of dupont cables, m-f f-f m-m. For general purpose.
>A watch strap which I ordered too small, will resell it here to see what I can make.
>Bottle opener key.

Forgot pics. Fuck me.

he's going to be right one day. i might just order it to in spite you

you sound a little mad there fella
why are you so against urethral play?

those are the gayest cables ive ever seen

Colorcoding is handy as fuck.

I have the same cables and some of my female ends are missing the black plastic ends too
wtf is there a chink stealing a couple of these at a time?

Just bought myself one of these babies: aliexpress.com/item/OEM-Game-Mouse-Pad-900-400-3-high-quality-DIY-picture-with-edge-locking/32654990643.html

I hope I sent the image properly though, I sent them an imgur link as a message to the seller in the box as I bought it. Anyone know how this works?

Maybe this belongs in spg but I really love the mi5 however by default it doesn't support the 4g bands I need. However the lte modem it is using does support them, is there a way to use all the bands it supports by rooting it?

they can come off

have some more aliexpress.com/item/200Pcs-2-54mm-1P-Pitch-Dupont-Jumper-Wire-Cable-Housing-Female-Pin-Connector/32677901485.html

please don't tell me you used that picture

you should fite the guy with the key knife thingy

I used a higher rez version of it (300dpi)

I KNEW IT
That's the guy!
The chink who is reselling our stolen end pieces

which are the best earbud's under
>$10
>$20
just give me the truth i can handle it

>Roman 4
>IIII
Pffffft HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

>just give me the truth i can handle it
earbuds are shit

The official one included with my OPX, it outputs 2A at 5V, but the OPX only goes upto 1.5A.
My data is pretty much the same as what tronsmart measured.

tronsmart.com/oneplus-x-charging-analysis

it's for getting connected to your feminine side

Rock Zircons, then Xiaomi Hybrids.

>can pick or create any image
>chooses the gayest thing known to man
are you 12?

this is my first contact with our chink overlords! Quick what do i say back to get on her good side and not be cringy? do i ask her if she likes anime?
DONT FUCK THIS UP!

ask if she wants to protest with you down at Tiananmen Square

whats so bad about it?

Send her a bunch of emoji and nothing else in the reply.

Thanks. I still messaged the seller though just in case something goes wrong.

you had one shot at it and choked. looks like a emo high school kid's book cover

I thought it was just a cool cartooney spacey sort of thing desu

I don't think it's that bad user
Not terrible but you still chose poorly

>2016
>everyone in /csg/ not owning the

so
lads
what should i expect from the honor 6?

>I don't think it's that bad
>but you still chose poorly

So "Fulfilled by Amazon" means I'm never getting it. Okay.
Meanwhile my 2.7€ meme watch arrives with no problems, thanks friend xiafangfan dong xi hu qu ma chi lu san jiang hang tian yin hu wan 203 dong 4dan yuan
>having numbers in your name

That's actually pretty common, even in high-end non-chink watches.

Super easy to reflash it.

Just put it too "download" mode (bootloader first) and flash the latest CN dev rom via miflash.

how many actual .01 cent orders go though before they started blocking them?

That BV6000S looks sweet. But can it run CM?

don't listen to this retard, it's fine

you can buy one per account

It's nowhere near as good as the 1 cent deals, but here's a $0.03 deal. Remember to apply the coupon.

aliexpress.com/store/product/yeah_its_shit_but_cmon_its_three_cents/1609003_32719810338.html

Is the coupon thing still working?

If so where are they?

I'm tempted to buy a chinkwatch

>two anons
>one has a key knife
>other has a credit card knife
Who wins?

>⭐
Does Cred Forums support emojis now?

Chink legos arrived today... Pretty impressed with the quality
Will definitely buy more

Just tell her you appreciate what she's doing. Tell her that her hard work will be rewarded with a nice feedback or something, these people have so little to live for, a little compliment once in a while will do them good

that star isn't an emoji kiddo. hard to believe I'm on a technology board right now

reddit

The star sign indicates posters with exceptional quality posts.

>that star isn't an emoji
Yes it is

why can't LeMeme not be such a douchy company and just include a 3.5mm jack on their le max 2

Because it's designed by le redditors

Considering how difficult it is to make those, I'm impressed with their manufacturing techniques.

Both knives instantly fall apart the second they touch each other due to shit build quality.

Chinks win again.

yeah man, the details on harley are amazing...

haha nice...

I mean more the molding. If they're compatible with the real deal, they've got it down to some pretty narrow tolerances.

I don't have real ones at the momente, but chink says they're compatible

Will the Xiaomi Yi mirrorless be any good?

>mft
>20mp sony sensor
>Touch interface
>Only $325 worth of gb points

Anyone have personal opinions on the redmi 3?
I'm trying to decide between the Xperia M4 Aqua and Xiaomi Redmi 3 (not the pro , not s, not note because I don't need any of those features)

I assume for photos only used DSLR would do better job, but for 4k video that will be nice.

Redmi 3 by a long shot. would still recommend the pro version for better screen and processor

Also make sure that the bands (specifically 4G) is supported in your country. Search for "will my phone work"

If you buy this for stills you deserve to be bludgeoned.
You can buy a used DSLR with a decent kit lens for less than that.

Don't bother, it's a low end phone with mediocre specs.
Go for RN3P, it's a wonderful phone.

i wanna go to shenzhen and take part in hacker camp desu senpai dangerousprototypes.com/subscribe/hackercampshenzhen/

Thanks for the tip, user. I'll reconsider. It's just that I don't like a fingerprint sensor on a smartphone ;-;

Says it should work with most frequencies, but it isn't sure about 4G.

All chink lego clones I've ever used were compatible. If they weren't, they wouldn't be in business for very long.

>5.5"
no.

not me btw

What are the best shitty calipers?

Do u know in what aspect ratio they want the image?
Also what resolution is recommended

They want 300dpi 90x40cm

Nice find. I'll think about having one of these huge ones made, too.

Gearbest has electronic calipers that regularly go on flash sale for $4. I own a pair and they are perfect for my needs.

There are also analog calipers on Ali for less than $1.

If you want electronic calipers with steel construction and the ability to lock in position the cheapest on Ali is around $10-$12. I might get one of those in the future. I've seen the exact calipers slightly cheaper on eBay from domestic sellers too.

Eh. It looks barely better than my Samsung NX3000, which costed a fair bit less than that. So I'm not sure yet it's really competitive pricing.

I've seen the Note 3 being recommended but haven't seen anyone even talk about the Note 4

As far as I can tell, its camera didn't get better, and nothing else that matters got better.

I think it has a Type-C USB port now. Uh, fantastic, I guess?

>mediakek

Note 4 isn't Snapdragon so it's literally garbage.

Wait for SD version, the mediatek one is stillborn.

gee Batman, how come your mom lets you have THREE dildos?

Dunno if you're still here, but Taobao is the only place that comes to mind.

>deca-core phone
what the fuck
I may be living under a rock but still

naw man, you are looking for jap shit general

Got chink shit

Exciting!

10000mah powerbank for my sisters birthday and a quadcopter for me

>tfw still waiting for the camera

I don't really see the point in upgrading my phone any more to be honest.

I have a HTC One m7, honestly I want to switch in the next year from now on. When will be the best time to strike for a phone?

Quad flies very nice! much better than my tiny fq-777.
Also ate some AnSungTangMyun as recommend here before. Pretty hot stuff. Taste was a 8/10, pretty good indeed but I have had better before desu.

...

>not putting an egg in it

Casuals.

Forgot about that.
Might buy a new package later and put an egg in it

how long does it take gb to ship stuff? i ordered on the 19th and the stuff said it would ship on the 20th, then the 21st on the next day. how fucking long does processing take

this desu
it would be nice if I had waterproofing, and I wouldn't object to a better camera, but spending hundreds of dollars on it? fuck no

Depends on the stock availability, sometimes they're waiting on a supplier too.

Also ordered on 19th and got shipped out yesterday

Does somebody knows is the xiaomis speakers are good ? And which one to buy ? Theres two totally differents "4.0" and a "4.1" bluetooth speakers, couldn't get much info from reviews websites.
Or is there other good speakers on gearbest/other ching sites ?

>sony sensor
enjoy your noisy image.

My doboly z18 earphones just arrived. Got them because audiobudget recced them. First impression is that the fit is really nice. I could wear them for a long time. I normally don't like the over the ear design but they do make them useful for sporting/other activities. Sound quality is okay. Not really impressive but good nontheless. Cable looks pretty sturdy on first sight too. So if you're looking for comfy pver the ear headphones you should try these.
Price $5.34
aliexpress.com/store/product/dobolyz18/1052653_32623735639.html

I have the one with the SD card reader and sound quality is excellent.

Don't know how it compares to their other speakers though.

nope
it means someone got it, just that someone wasn't you

How do I change the URL of a product to the s.aliexpress.com version

bumping for this but to the es. version

Fuck off Diego

is there any fucking email service that don't require a phone verification????
I can't create new accounts for chink shit

Open the item from your phone, select Share and then select Copy to clipboard.

The 2 driver aluminum speaker is best, the white plastic Xiaomi Square model has fakes sold on AliExpress so if it overly stutters it's a fake

>mediakek

>on Cred Forums
>not knowing about cock.li

depends on what kind of phone you want. keep an eye out for new releases and just lurk /csg/ I guess, we catch onto new products pretty quickly

how's the camera?

slow as shit, but thanks senpai

What did I get today /csg/???

I just got one of these, and it works surprisingly well. It also has the chink voice saying "brurtooth ohunnn" whenever it turns on.

Out of the square shaped ones there's two versions

Cheaper one is usually around $16-20 and the more expensive one is $30-40 and has aux in, microsd slot, music controls and microphone that the cheaper version doesn't. I think they both have two speakers though.

It's a "Chris Reeve" "Sebenza"!!!

aliexpress.com/item/totally-legit-300-dollar-knife/32694661793.html

It's really smooth EXCEPT when you're trying to deploy it, getting it out of the closed position is fucking horrible. I should oil it or something.

Rape?
At least this insignia says so

amazon.com/Yiynova-MVP22U-V3-Monitor-IPS/dp/B00OGNYTC2

hey guys I'm a retard and I'll admit I don't know anything about what I'm talking about

I want to get into making digital assets, but tablets are spendy, so I found this one that's all chink'd out and looks quality. Does it get any cheaper than this for the type of graphics tablet I'm looking for (i.e. if it displays the desktop)

Anyone here familiar with this variety of chinkshit and have recommendations and/or quality brands I don't know about? Or should I just settle on a tablet that doesn't display the desktop?

>add more cores

There's also these two cylinder shaped ones but don't know how they compare to the square ones, haven't seen any user buy/review them

gearbest.com/speakers/pp_352950.html

gearbest.com/speakers/pp_345600.html

Should've never bought Miniseas, the read write is so shit.

Yiynova is good shit. Check out chink tablet reviews at frenden.com/tagged/review

I've got one of those ipad chargers that i use for my phone, but it has a UK plug that goes on it. What would I put in on aliexpress for the EU plug instead?

link to the harley fig please

How shit? Here's my 16gb miniseas drive that I paid $1.86 for, also got two $0.50 4gb ones but didn't bother testing them

Is there anything good for a floppy bay (3.5 inch front panel)? Perhaps something like card reader, USB 3.0, etc?

I use it as my only phone. After putting CM on it, it is a great phone. Battery life is amazing

Plug adapters that aren't transformers are piss easy to manufacture and super cheap because there's nothing to them, just some metal to connect one plug to the other. When you get to things that change voltages, you can't super chink out but for straight adapters they're ludicrously cheap.

aliexpress.com/item/Universal-AU-US-UK-to-EU-AC-Power-Plug-Travel-Adapter-Outlet-Converter-Socket/32730903190.html

All my orders have shipped within 2 days

...

>v2 is bvretty good but not wacom quality
>v3 has rave reviews saying it's a major step up from the previous versions

welp, look like I've gotta get the yiynova v3

That's what you should expect from chink dongles. You should have bought shark.

link to patch?

>insufficient funds in bank for purchase
>pays from PayPal balance
>bank charges me for 48 fuckng dollary doos

I don't trust sharks, I'm the actual owner of the 8gb hacked shark shown as 64gb.

Just ordered the 40$ one with the SD card slot on Geekbuying, seems pretty good.

Fine, go buy korean shit samsung then.

search "building blocks suicide squad"
there are tons also with different styles

youtu.be/a2NiTy7hgVo

After 2 weeks
memepad XL and headphone stand arrived

Gonna order some IEM´s, are the rock zircons the best option?

Any anons bought anu rucksacks from ali?

Can you advice which one should i get?

aliexpress.com/item/Swiss-Gear-Men-15-6-Laptop-Backpack-Tablet-PC-Rucksack-Outdoor-Travel-School-Bag/32496345939.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.204.KycCna&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=b41aa21a-e86a-461f-bd01-f0032f3c16f5

aliexpress.com/item/Tigernu-Backpack-Student-College-Waterproof-Nylon-Backpack-Men-Women-Material-Escolar-Mochila-Quality-Brand-Laptop-Bag/32351619433.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.B9haow&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=95462549-5052-43b9-a359-4b42acec1c3b

Shit, forgot pic

Fix your fucking links

looking to get a bluetooth usb for my pc so I can pair my ds4 and play with it

I don't know if there are any additional requirement like it needing to be bluetooth 4.0 for the ds4 to work but i found this dongle that only has bluetooth 2.0. would it work?

gearbest.com/plugs-sockets/pp_337446.html?wid=21

nice dragon dildo

Could you make the links any longer?

The seller doesn't have it in stock anymore. stores.ebay.com/Marsal-Tito

Sitting on the toilet atm. The soup is burning my ass atm.

I fucking hate hot shit. Fuck this. It fucking burns.

There is no camera. Only more expensive models have it included.
I ordered some tiny chink camera I hope to somehow attach

what's arrived today lads?

Arent they opening ? I just copied from ali

so whats the deal with those 1 cent deals? will I be charged the actual price of the item if I buy the chick shit with a new acc but the same card and address?

Are you dense? The links are too long. Shit after the '.html' parr is unnecessary.

Ofcourse they will open, but shit is way too long.

thanks

forgot pic

Sorry m8 first time posting . Will do better next time

Anything past html isn't needed and can be deleted, posting tons of huge ugly links is annoying to look at

jesus user
you dont need anything after the html
and you dont even need the title apart from one character

it happens to the best of us

ty
any other ebay stores with interesting patches?

ebay.com/usr/artmab-gameshop

mostly video game related patches there

Got chinked today with a bm-800 from gearbest. One pin is not rounded thus cant fit in the hole of a xlr cable. Mic doesnt work without it.Tested quick and dirty and works fine when connected. Will dremel it round tommorow.

I know my DS3 required Bluetoth 2.1. It wouldn't work with plain 2.0 dongles. Not sure about DS4 specifically, but since the same drivers (motionjoy, SCP etc.) support both DS3 and DS4, I think they work on the same principle ergo same Bluetooth version. 4.0 would do you fine, otherwise get at least 2.1.

got a rollerball pen, mechanical pencil but legit not sure what is inside the kawaii pinku box

I bought one of these things to play around with

Chink'd

naa not interested in vidya stuff

best vendor for redmi 3?

Great. AliExpress want proof how driver doesn't detect thing chink sold me. How exactly can I sent proof how it does nothing when I plug it in?

First order. I expect terrible quality or lost packages but whatever.

oh cool it was my crab lollipops

Is there any place where chink make tailored shirts?
Where I just send in my measurements and they send a shirt back with those?

That would be fucking awesome.

Make a video

are these real crabs?

tons of stores that do stuff like that on aliexpress
the issue is if whatever you get is accurate to what you ordered

Worst case, the order is cancelled.

the fuck

Video as in, record my screen with my phone to show it does nothing? I sent them screenshots of the supplied driver where is says what kind of devices are supported and what device number chink sold me. And they don't match.

>not putting crustaceans in your candy

yeah

use it to penetrade ur angus, user

wtf I hate candy now

Any nice chink pens?

Any number of them. Ideally you want a konger so you don't end up looking like a fuccboi.

What the fuck am I reading here. Sony sensors are god tier as far as noise go. Them putting out the A7s series should tell you something.

How is this their fault? Before you're going to dremel the shit out of it take your issue to their support, they might send you a new one for free or a partial refund.

another picture

chinese crabs are safe to eat right

>chinese crabs are safe to eat right
and so ended the tale of user who valiantly ate chinese crabs inside lollipops as his last meal

Enjoy your ass cancer

Who /hype for unboxings when all our $0.01 packages come in/ here?

I assume you're the same user but I'm still waiting on my redcircle. I'll let you know when it gets here, shouldn't be long

Hey /csg/entlemen, I need your help.
My boss is a cheap fuck, so instead of paying for an internet connection, he makes us use the wifi of a nearby cafe (we have the password), problem is, the signal is too weak... He asked us if a wifi extender could solve the problem... is there any chink gadget that's just plug and play, without tinkering on the cafe router?

Tell the cafe to change the password.

You’re In The Toy-Store And This Guy Slaps Your Kids’s Ass.

What do you do?

I am completely ignorant of everything to do with this but check this out, might help

aliexpress.com/item/150Mbps-2-4GHz-Original-Xiaomi-Portable-Mini-USB-Wireless-Router-wifi-adapter-WI-FI-emitter-Internet/2042169394.html?

>instead of paying for an internet connection, he makes us use the wifi of a nearby cafe
LUL how big business is it?

slap his ass

me
got some noname earbuds for 1 cent, interested to see how they perform

can't fucking wait to shitpost an unboxing of my notebook

How can any business not have an internet connection? Let the café know what's happening and get him kicked off, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard and also not secure at all. I hope you're not handling sensitive information.

Got off early from work, making new thread now. Any news on AliExpress or Gearbest accepting those Wishlist requests?

No news on the wishlists, however, I did get an notification on my phone saying you could win coupons by 'playing games'. You might want to take a look at that.

Cant wait to see all the shit other anons managed to get, my best get was a $25 laptop backpack

oh some people have already sent in requests?
i was going to do it today, might as well do it if it motivates them to implement it

I'd like to get you off ;)

You should definitely rebroadcast the cafe wifi and exploit this to find out exactly what kind of sick shit he and your coworkers are into.

Just curious what is a good pillow vendor or what should i look for. Got some daklimakura cover and I want to use them.

aliexpress.com/item/New-160-x-50-cm-63-x-19-6-in-Japanese-Anime-Dakimakura-Hugging-Inner-Stuff/32703686877.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10054_301_10059_10032_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=165b82bd-9543-4143-8e45-19516e721542

I 2 of those few weeks ago
It works for my PS3 controller on PC
There are some rare moments when a button doesnt get registered but those are not often.

For 1 euro it works good

Do u already have it or still waiting for it to come in.

I would want to see some pics i might buy one too

you dont need anything after '.html'
and you dont need the full title

The OP should include a guide to posting links.
Remove everything after .html, and the text between /item/ and the /number can be anything.

Get a better job and tell the restaurant its wifi is being used by that company

aliexpress.com/item/New-160-x-50-cm-63-x-19-6-in-Japanese-Anime-Dakimakura-Hugging-Inner-Stuff/32703686877.html

>aliexpress.com/item/New-160-x-50-cm-63-x-19-6-in-Japanese-Anime-Dakimakura-Hugging-Inner-Stuff/32703686877.html
Nice try.

aliexpress.com/item/dakimakura/32703686877.html

Also, I should remember to empty the name field.

aliexpress.com/item/user/32627050900.html

New thread here

xiaomi hybrid is better, I have both

i second this
both are bass heavy but the hybrids are actually a lot less muddy and clean
dunno if there are any neutral chink iems

That jumper is fucking amazing.

Aliexpress?

I've now had two packages from gearbest seized in customs by Netherland Post. Ordered to WA, USA. The first was a $50 dollar order that included a "military grade" purple laser, which apparently is the reason it got seized.

The second was just lithium 18650 batteries, 16 of them. another pretty expensive order

Both times gearbest just said "fuck you, re-order and better luck next time", both times I paid for their shipping insurance bullshit also

Just FYI, unless you pay with a credit card or paypal credit you have zero recourse against undelivered goods from china.
I paid with paypal using direct withdraw and raising a dispute with paypal, and opened a ticket with gearbest, neither did anyhing at all

I'd trust eBay of gearbest.

>tfs you ordered bm-800 from gaybest
am I about to be chinked too?

were the crabs alive before they put on the lollipop?