How do i convince my boss to get the new Samsung galaxy s7 instead of the Iphone cuck 7?
My boss is an Iphone cuck
Henry Ramirez
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Alexander Clark
who gives a fuck what he buys, quit being a sperg
Oliver Watson
You don't, leave others to use what they want to use.
Landon Gomez
Why do you need to?
This
Charles Diaz
Convince him to buy the iPhone 7 Plus instead.
Gabriel Hughes
>take him to a mosque
>show what Allah reserved to him
>???
>a Samsungfag is born
Landon Price
How about you quit being a turboautist and just just your boss use what he wants to use?
Tyler Lopez
If I was your boss, I would make you use an iPhone.
James Bell
I quit
Eli Reed
>All termination requests are to be submitted via iMessage only
Jose Ramirez
iQuit*
Jonathan Williams
Good, now we won't have to pay you unemployment.
Jeremiah Bell
>touchwizz
Hudson Williams
Pass him the AUX
Dylan Turner
Samsung masterrace
Parker Nguyen
The Galaxy S7 is absolute garbage, your boss made the right choice. That said, he clearly made the wrong choice when he hired you.
Jackson Stewart
Explain, he havn't bought the Iphone 7 yet though
Charles Cox
why do you give a fuck? you gonna tell him what kind of car to buy too?
Eli Thomas
show him this.
Gabriel Jones
>using a phone larger than 4inch
iPhone SE is best phone
Carson Walker
If he wants overpriced, subpar technology, it's his fault.
Nathaniel Green
Smart, OP. You want to kill your boss with an exploding Samsung battery.
Luke Rivera
Removing options from a phone isn't "courageous." It's "stupid."
Aaron Morris
> How can I tell my boss how to spend his money.
You don't. From a techie standpoint I get it. You think Android is superior because of the extra flexibility with a Google device. Truth is most people just don't give a shit. The sooner you accept this the sooner you can mind your own fucking business and live your own life.
PS Both devices suck.
Jordan Brown
Regale him in your tales about how you tried to help your senile grandfather use an android phone and how he "just doesn't get technology" and how he ended up having to get an iPhone.
Make no mention of his intention of getting an iPhone.
Camden Watson
samsungfags are as cancerous as iphonefags. both are overpriced and made by shit companies.
Wyatt White
OP wants his boss to buy a Samsung phone so when his boss dies from the resulting explosion, OP will take his place.
Connor Price
Thats what they said about the iPod because it doesn't have room for cassette tapes.
Elijah Roberts
Yeah that's good, turn him into a samsung touchjizz cuck instead
Cooper Hall
As shit as shamesung is, that would be preferable since I've never met a galaxy owner that's even 1/10 as much of an obnoxious insufferable cancerous cocksucker like every single iToddler is.
Carter Smith
I just took a new IT job, and since I have an iPhone SE for my personal phone, they gave me an S7 for my work phone (so I can better support Android). It's awful, it performs so poorly. Battery life is excellent, but everything else sucks. The screen only looks good when nothing is moving, otherwise it's a blurry mess. Apps launch slowly, apps run slowly, and the back is fucking plastic.
SE is the best phone I've ever had.
Julian Powell
send him fun webms
Cooper Robinson
It's funny because you said cuck several times xDD