open YouTube video

Says the incestuous motherfucker

I'm not paki

don't worry OP is normal for people who never worked, use the internet other than porn, talk over seas for support, went to a non-franchise brand restaurant, leave the hood/farm/shithole/block/mansion/castle/OP's mom basement/school/etc

Do you need to be one to stand against racism?
They are almost dominating the tech industry (IT) here but, the only thing OP found was their accents?

>open video on how to fix some issue
>its a child's voice
>close the video immediately in order to not feel insecure about some kid knowing more

>open Youtube video
>starts typing out sentences in notepad VERY slowly
>deleted everything if he misspells one word
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>open Youtube video
>WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY IT'S YOUR BOY HERE
>close video

I love you mommy

Define "proper English"

dont forget to dislike, otherwise it counts as a view

It doesn't count as a view if you dislike a video?

>>open Youtube video
>>WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY IT'S YOUR BOY HERE
>>close video
Literally me

Yes. Every time.

It's like asking a poor person for advice on fashion, or restaurants.

Every time

obviously.
But why are you watching videos of people talking about phones?

remove this racistic shit from Cred Forums.org

>soflo memes
just kys

>watch Google's conference
>idians are the main speakers
>close the vid immediately

I hope you guys use the loo.

...

Always. Makes me puke all over the table.

youtube.com/watch?v=9IXVVCbyhoc

The only one I ever watched was one explaining the hall effect. youtu.be/Hnnl9vefZmA his accent is thicc

As long as they speak English I'm fine with it. I was trying to find some info before about Redmi Note 3 Pro Roms and I swear too many reviewers spoke Hindi.

I dont use anything indians use.

kek
like an old lady

but that's not even thick user

> open youtube video
> types senteces in notepad slowly
> misspells word
> erases entire word and half of previous word
> HOW CAN YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES, LIKE OPEN DOOOOORS?

>open Youtube video
>Max volume dubstep music with logo flying around and crashing into things

I hate how they don't even bother speaking English properly. Lazy fucks.

My cringe reflex triggers immediately and hits Ctrl+W by itself.

youtube.com/watch?v=GuHTpDz6zRk

Your pic is also their Vista desktop backgroud.

Yep.
If I have the power I'll wipe out all the Indians, then the Jews of course.

youtube.com/watch?v=z_VWdY-FfCw

no because I'm not an autistic retard like you

I do this and I'm Indian. No accent on me though.

>so Sonic background

good effort though

What about Linus?

This...
I'm way more inclined to close the vid if it's an autist.

if someone with hands like that handed me fruit I'd reject it

Indeed. OP is a faggot I guess.

>killing time by watching useless youtubers ranting about nothing

Flossy is disliked here? Great nig and best reviewer. It's just blind racism

My second fav is krystal Key because she is so cute....

>Redmi Note 3
>Look for a review for a phone meant for the Indian market
>Butthurt that the reviews are Indian

Are your retarded?

Lol yeah. I call people like this "freshies" and i cant take them seriously. Even in real life its hard to relate with someone who can barely speak english no matter how friendly they are.

...

CONSTANTLY. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE MAJORITY OF FUCKING TECH VIDEOS DONE IN SHITTY FUCKING ENGLISH.

Hachikuji vid was fire

>open youtube video
>dubstep music starts playing
>black guy appears
>hey guys check out this dope dbrand skin
>link in the description below

Yo, uh, baby girl like rap
Baby girl like fun
Baby girl forgot to wear panties
So I smacked her on the bum bum
Baby girl love her daddy
Daddy, he play rough
And daddy like to make his baby girl
Do unusual stuff
Baby girl turn around
Now take off all of your clothes
There you go, thats a good girl
Now let me see you touch your toes
Daddy pop champagne
While he spark that blunt
Now come sit here on daddy's lap
And tell daddy what you want

Don't worry about a thing, fuck the world
We just stay in bed all day
Daddy got game, daddy brought it
From Africa to LA
I could be your daddy
Make everything okay
Shut the fuck up, be a good girl
And do what daddy say

linus speaks english

>dont reply to me or my wife's son.
Fixed that for you.

...

>preferring young but balding white males

why

>tfw i used to make videos like these

>tfw my race once conquered the world and is now literally dying out

The king's English, the only English that matters. God save the queen.

Go waay you stupid bastard gay poo fuck.

t. Pajeet

no, i'm not racist

I hope you all get massacred.

>open video
>dubstep intro
>close my life

Then who will feed all the starving shitskin babies?

Based Indians. It's how I was able to fix my java path so I could compile when I was first learning to code in Java

They have a video for literally everything

>open Cred Forums tab
>phone picture
>close tab
anyone else does this?

Fire vid

>click on video
>EYYYYYYY WADIZUBBGUYZMKBHDHERE
>see long fingers
>get scared and shut down computer

...

>Right below that like button

Yep

>made this video in W10
really couldn't be bothered to fire up a VM?

Oh yes, I always use a thick indian accent when making YouTube videos.

Flossy is fucking great, only guy that talks at length about real world performance. Hate every single female reviewer though. Most of them are massive sluts, or have a voice that makes my ears bleed.

Especially that whore on Android Authority.

>No Unregistered Hypercam 2
Trash

>blind racism

Your funny dumbass

Exactly

I actually would be impressed and check the other videos to see how much more he knows

Are you in America? I've heard people say legal immigrants are more racist towards illegal immigrants than white people. How true is that?

I like to listen to their accents because they sound friendly :c

youtube.com/watch?v=NPjb71yfWAk

here, an asian with a good accent, enjoy.

I really like Michael Fisher, but he mostly does phones.

Unbox Therapy is the best tech youtuber of all time. Why has no one said this yet? His knowledge is vast and those sweatshirts are stylish.

>anyone else racist like me??? xDDD
no

yes

> open video
> English video title
> The video is entirely German
> close tab

It makes me laugh so hard i dont even take care about what he says, just enjoy this funny accent

>look
how did you fuck that up?

I love all the artifacting

Buuuutt
>w10
Smh, should have used vista or xp

this to be honest famicoms

It's more difficult when you're trying to understand some sort of mathematics or science concept. For the most part you can find clear english speakers for basic to some more advanced calculus but absolutely forget about it once you delve into deeper level of sciences.

thats what you get for buying android

In find it that, most of the time, the video subject is inaccurate.
For example, if i find a video about how to resolve a problem about a random software and the dude speaks with a heavy indan accent, the title is going to be something like: "HOW TO FIX RANDOM BUG USING RANDOM SOFTWARE"
The associated video will then display the dude using the said sofware without any bugs, and you'll hear him tell how he quickly resolved the bug. But never shows the steps required to do so.

It's something I noticed more than a few times, thus making me avoid any technical video when such people are speaking. Im not even a native english speaker and am more well placed to understand the challenges of overcoming the pronunciation of some english words.

As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom

Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK,?
Are you OK, Annie?

(Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth criminal

So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats intimidations

Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?

(Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)

(Annie, are you OK?)
(so, Annie, are you OK?)
(are you OK Annie?)
(you've been hit by)
(you've been struck by
A smooth criminal)

OK, I want everybody to clear the area right now!

Aaow!

wat

You take us out, you take those shitskin starving babies out too.
Only solution is to create a country with a true free market and no government, or atleast a small government to protect individual rights, with white women reproducing with white men.

t. pajeet

yes because 99% of the time the "review" or any kind of video is absolutely useless.

the only exception (and I can remember it that is something), is the Note 4 comparison. (snapdildo vs Exynos).

that guy helped me pick a model.

I always do that

> open YouTube video
> thick indian accent
> close the vid immediately
I do it regularly. Theres actually been a couple times that those shit tier Indian videos were actually the only source of the information I needed so Ive had to watch them.

>watching reviews of haldhelds

Dango

Indian people usually have some pretty informative videos but their voices are dull and their editing and lighting and cameras are poor.

Chinese do a better job. Tend to stay behind the camera.

It's not ideal but when you look up reviews of chinese knock off stuff to see if its any good you see these sort of vids pop up.

All the time

>indian video
>3 minutes long
>instantly to the subject

>american video
>3 hours of talking
>never actually about the subject

Unfortunately this.

It's either a pajeet who you can't understand that goes straight to the point (and might skip vital details depending on how bad your day has been), or it's an American who tells you how to do every step in great length, but it's from 3 years ago so the video doesn't even apply anymore.

except how to use toilet paper and soap

Undoubtedly

I close it the instant I see brown hands or the avatar pic. Non-whites are disgusting.

You're pathetic. Get a life because you're projecting.

good goyim

>be pasty american monolingual
>only skill is consumering latest hype crap and shitposting on imageboards
>knowledgeable person outside the wal-mart metropolitan area shares info for other people's gain in languages other than own
>REEEEEEEE ONLY MASTER RACE UBERMENSCH LIKE ME SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING !?!?!?

>Stretching this hard.
Calm down Pajeet, I've learned the hard way not to trust Indians in the business world, why would I trust you to accurately review a device.

it's their fucking accents man.

Cant stand that shit

Yes, I do this every time.

I watch them sometimes. Maybe I'll can learn to understand my doctor if I can listen to people who sound like him.

Whenever I see brown hands like that I'm out.

>looking for review for something on aliexpress
>Find only one video, title is English but description is Russian
>Not even an actual review, just the guy holding the product in his hand and turning it on without even saying anything
Every fucking time.

Yes, and my first language even isn't English. I just can't stand shitty accents.

I can't stand niggerspeak, either. That's why I don't watch BROWNlee's videos, ever.

Always thumb down first.

>see sand tan hands
>voice is prepubescent
>windows movie maker intro
>mustache or soul patch
>009 sound system dreamscape
>notepad tutorial with 10 wpm typing
any of these and I stop watching

Only non american accent I can tolerate is asian or australian.

>video is 30 minutes long
>its a "professional" setup (i put a desk in my garage)
>today were going to show you how to X
>spends 15 minutes talking about how much he enjoys X
>Gets ready to do X
>doesn't
>Describes X in the vaguest terms possible
>If you like this video remember to like and sub

>royalty free EDM
>flashy preset title card from editing software
>shitty 360p video quality
>Hallo my name is Prakash Patel

Flossy is awesome.

Every time.

Yes
Same with thai and filipinos also.
all this 3rd world cunts trying to be tech nigga youtube wannabes

I like watching indians do reviews and shit cus their accents put me sleep :)

You do know a balance of likes and dislikes helps the video, right? Controversial videos get advertised more by JewTube's algorithm.

>Asian
>Does not like sandies
India is in Asia, dumbass.

I don't care, as long as people associate Indians with negative thumbs.

Ill @ you whenever i feel like it

>open video
>its starts muted thanks to youtube+
>unmute after skimming through if I really need the voice
I was already expecting the voice to be shit

>hacker_man_balaclava_stock.flv
>ANYWHERE IN EXISTENCE

Or instead of watching a vid you could read about the subject. Get information faster, and better

I try to listem a while but they usually blabber on and on about something irrelevant so i close the video.

>open Youtube video
>automatically skip the first 30 seconds
>keep skipping in 30 second intervals until they stop talking bullshit and the actual information starts

All the time.

>Open Youtube video with English title
>Not English