/csg/ Chink Shopping General

Shipment on hold at my country's airport.
Please please please no vat !

But what does it do?

Finally got some of my order. The eparcel was just aliexpress free shipping so i don't know whats up with that.

It holds stuff together, like the nomos catalogue and you can shove it up your urethra too

Disgusting

And Here it is! One big ol shark and a xiaomeme pen. Verifying the card now but that's gonna take a while on 2.0. I really should have gotten a 3.0 adapter. The pen is really smooth to write on, good weight and a matte finish. Would recommend.

anytime someone posts a shark, some user in this thread gets a gf

WHAT KIND OF CARTRIDGES THAT PEN TAKES

premec

>tfw no gf

I took apart the pen to get a better look at this cartridge and its gonna be very easy to swap them out if i ever need to.

Other side. Sorry for the shit quality.

what's the long white thing?

that's for urethral play

The case the cartridge sits in. I cropped the picture so it probably looks a bit odd.

It's for urethral play of course

I almost got chinked with 1c deal shipping, watch out

eh you can see if free shipping or not in the results page
don't be retarded and get chinked!

My Rock Zircons are on their way lads!

Where do you live?

York lad

>24 posts into new thread
>urethral play

Can I be your friend?

S-Sure

how do we fix and improve chink shipping times?

Move all of China to Europe and the US

Post your address here now.

Why is urethral play the new hot meme?

I'm gonna buy a chink phone. How do I use a bank transfer on Aliexpress? The help page as an example picture that says you have to pay in USD. I'm buying it in AUD, do I still have to pay in USD, or will mine not say that? How does that work? And would I just tell the bank worker to cover all the fees on top?
I've never wired money before, and it feels a bit stupid just putting money in some bank account waiting for a thing. But that's also how paypal works. You guys obviously feel the Ali escrow thing is trustworthy, yeah?
I'm pretty nervous. I just don't wanna tell mummy I gave a bunch of her money to a Chinaman and got nothing.

Xiaomi Teleporters.

Can you buy Xiaomi rubber bands?

:^)

> How do I use a bank transfer on Aliexpress?
Why not a credit card? Never used a bank transfer.

this was in that guy's budget mic set up vid but I don't know where to find said black man usb. Anyone?

Are Supra TVs any good?

no toyota needs to stick to cars

I literally don't have one, and don't pay any bank fees. I just use cash, and I can withdraw from ATMs like 20 times a month without fees.
I'll get a debit card eventually, but I'm still half a NEET.

C-Can someone convince me to pick xiaomi over samshit or sony?

yes
do it

How do you withdraw from ATMs without a card?

Thinking of buying one of these for a diy sim racing rig

alibaba.com/product-detail/BRIDE-low-max-seats-racing-seat_1797016685.html
alibaba.com/product-detail/Carbon-Fiber-Auto-bride-Racing-Seat_742265387.html?spm=a2700.7724857.0.0.udnwrJ

Do you think there's any way I can buy a single seat? Will the shipping costs from Chinkland to Australia be over a gorillion dollars? Is buying anything from alibaba a good idea?

cheers cunts

Maybe you should get those gift card debit cards at pretty much almost every grocery store (at least in the US). Just reload when you're out of money.

I find it odd that your bank just doesn't issue a debt card linked with your bank account when you opened it. I even got one as a 16 year old with barely any money in my account.

can't you find them on aliexpress?

This is all I could find
aliexpress.com/item/Fress-Shipping-2014-new-red-black-blue-Bride-FRP-MR-racing-car-seats-1-pair-2/32238349513.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_418_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=3bc48e4d-93ac-4459-b503-1ba05a9b4fac

They're much more expensive than on alibaba, and it'd be $570 in shipping

tfw you forget to reload page at the exact hour change and realize it 2 minutes later and the 1c backpack is gone.

I've got a money card thing. I think it only works on ATMs. I set up the account with my parents years ago, so..

Yeah, maybe. I had only heard about those instore cards before. All the Australian ones sound like they have extra fees though, and I can only get them in $50 and $100 dollar increments, so I'd have money stuck in it.

Learn to cut off the excess code after the html

I'm not sure

Learn to get over it, bub.

tik tok tik tok

go to a scrapyard and find one in good condition
much cheaper, when you get home just give it a good clean.

I got my desk chair out of a volvo, with a wooden stand and castors I now have the best chair I've owned though it could do with armrests.

gfs chink shit came but what is it?

I really wanted a bride rep for aesthetics, but i've been looking around and found an r33 skyline seat for $20, but they guy selling it left it as his granparents house and they put it out for hard rubbish

ah well, the search continues i guess

Not the best quality but for under £1 it'll do
it fits well but when opend she said it smelt of chink cancer
3/5

>it smelt of chink cancer
>>Cred Forums

Anyone have bought clothes from this store?
aliexpress.com/store/218241

My Xiaomi Memepen just got cancelled by goybest, due to shortage or something eventhough I pre-ordered it a month ago.

Should I just buy from Ali?

Also they refunded me on "gearbest wallet", which is awful considering I have to use alie for a new order, should I just dispute the paypal payment?

>should I just dispute the paypal payment
fuck yes you should

>order thing and put down money
>we can't get thing
>here have our fake money in return

OK so in the process of flashing china dev rom to my memephone3pro, assuming I don't brick it, I should be able to unlock the bootloader and flash twrp.

the question is: what ROM do I flash? official CM presumably, which version?

hope you didn't get one with goodix fingerprint or samsung front camera. Else, official CM.

Pics of chair please

Package coming in between 14:30 and 17:00

Hyped desu

I wouldn't do that If I were you. Mine stopped charging and now it's a complete brick that no one wants to touch.

I don't have a camera.

have you tried that fancy testpoint edl mode unbrick?

do what? the china rom flashed ok, official unlock tool has now worked..

it was a bit more involved than I'd thought flashing the dev rom but we're there now.

anyway that I can find out beforehand? 13 or 14?

Tried everything until I ran out of battery.

It stopped charging alltogether. Only time it was picked up by my computer was in fastboot mode and edl mode. ADB never worked, worked on all my other devices though.

It wasn't bricked as such either. It worked fine, just wouldn't take a charge anymore.

I was denied warranty for upgrading MIUI.

>I was denied warranty for upgrading MIUI.
you probably shouldn't have told them that then lad

well for camera, enter test mode with *#*#64663#*#* and select software version.
for fingerprint reader, check /data/goodix for contents.
if you don't care about those just go flash cm 13 if you want stability.

They would have noticed anyway once they got it to boot.

Any cheap small chink wallets? preferably trifold. I'm sick of huge wallets

Best chink drone/quadcopter, guys.

Will amazon offer more buyer protection than aliexpress and gearbest?

Quality statement.

lol I think I bricked the redmi. It's not booting into twrp or going past the mi screen basically. flashed twrp, all was good, then tried to boot into system and nada just stuck

lol

What's your budget, where do you want to fly it and what do you want to do with it?

Told you not to fucking do it. Enjoy no support and your chinese smart paperweight.

lmao XD

>eu.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-12_7mm-SATA-2nd-HDD-Hard-Drive-Caddy-for-IBM-Lenovo-Thinkpad-T420-T510-wp-Eu-77142.html

Would this fit a Thinkpad E560?

Awww don't be salty because you fucked your phone. Hey, maybe they'll replace it (LOL)

I'm not m8 you're the bitter one here. I think it's quite amusing (at the moment.)

Which cheap instrument should I get? Thinking about ocarina currently

which redmi user?

You're talking like you don't like memes, risky products and bargains

I'm not sure /csg/ is for you mate

Just buy it faggot

A ukulele

note 3 pro.

I flashed twrp, as I said, all good. Went to boot into system and now we're stuck on the mi screen.

Literally just mi - mi.com none of the 'powered by android' stuff or anything. Computer isn't picking it up, and if I try and switch it off it immediately reboots to that screen and nothing further. Can't into recovery or fastboot mode.

So... not really sure

lol

I can totally recommend that. It feels way easier reading sheet music on one than, say, guitar. I've got one of these stlocarina.com/12double2.html
The Chinese manufacturer is TNG or something. It sounds way better than the Songbird Dragontooth thing I've got, but just plastic ones would be pretty fun too. You probably want a double for dat range. They are pretty loud, though, and there's not much you can do about it, in case you live in an apartment or something.

Apparently there's fees out the arse for international transfers, so I would be saving money using eBay. I'm just gonna get mum to use her credit card and pay her back. She'll be totally convinced that its safe on the back of a handful of internet vir/g/ins' recommendation.

Bought a Mi Note Pro to replace my broken S6 Edge, it's bloody good.

Vuvuzela

yeah it's a sick phone
unironically 10/10 recommend, but try not to brick it like me lol :D

fuck yes we TWRP now :DD

are you ??

so it doesn't really brick right?

Not always. Mine worked but stopped charging instead.

roger.

I was pressing vol down (fastboot) not up (recovery) lol -- it's still fairly precarious, but I think I'll be ok

are you the stopped charging redmeme guy? have you sent that to a repair shop already?

No fucking idea which one to send it to. Doesn't even seem to be hardware issue since I could flash roms but not charge.

Ontop of that it looks like repairs will be £70+ anyway at which point I'm almost better off buying another one.

>V for Vague

128gb shark meme verified. Time to throw it into the fiio.

Protip: most credit cards feature grace periods, if you pay back what you owe within a few weeks of the purchase you won't get charged interest. So long as you dont spend money you dont have, you should be fine

redmi note spastic here, thanks for reading my blogposts today.

we /cm13/ nao.

the end

enjoy your outdated software, faggot

Nougat master race

Well that's if you go to legit repair shops, in my country we have Indians everywhere repairing shit at low rates (only some are trustworthy though)

If it is the software, does it charge on the bloatware rom?

Nothing mang. Tried the rom it came with, dev rom and EU rom.

mwf you stressed out because you weren't pressing the right keys

phone with dedicated recovery button when?

when fucking with phones becomes mainstream

geez mang, does the cable micro usb end heat up after you plug it in for a while?

Only with the Samsung charger. Whole phone he's warm like it's charging but still won't power up anymore.

With my aukey charger it just stays cold. Maybe the charging regulator got fried or something.

your when face?

hope you get it sorted somehow lad.
maybe order a new one from a different chinky outfit and then return the broken one to them? sneaky but yolo. sounds like legit fucked hardware, so they might not notice you've messed with the software.

What drone should I buy to protect me from the gove-

Same

Isn't that why phones have serials numbers and imei numbers? It's crossed my mind though.

I'll either try that, or keep it for spare parts or wait until more people have it here and sell it on egay for spares.

>Isn't that why phones have serials numbers and imei numbers? It's crossed my mind though.
That's exactly why. They probably won't check but they might. Sometimes they don't even bother recording the serial though so if the phone matches the box then it's good to go.

I suppose, hey are chinks after all.

So if I get a new one, Amazon or gearbest? Which do you think offers more consumer protection? Price is about the same.

This is already happening. Chinese buy up ports in Greece and such so its technically chinese land with only chinese regulations and labor rights, or lack of.

Ali

ali fucks sellers for negative rep. If you buy from larger sellers on ali, they'll go to large lengths to avoid negative rep.

Was just tempted to go with gearbest because of EU warehouses.

How do I tell which ones are big sellers? Just theones with loads of feedback?

A few sellers on Ali also ship from inside the EU.

>How do I tell which ones are big sellers?
Bigger sellers will have diamond or crown icons.
Clicking on the store gives you detailed information like average rating and store age.

>Isn't that why phones have serials numbers and imei numbers
The IMEI numbers are tied to the GSM-radio or whatever is used in Japan and the US, they're required for communicating with cell phone towers.

Anyone got banned for multiple accounts on ali for abusing the coupons and 1 cent items?

I'm afraid that they will blacklist my address or ban all my accounts.

Anything I should buy for around $1

I sure hope not
worst case scenario I'll just get a PO box and use an alternative spelling of my name.

Amazon guy got back to me and said one year warranty or money back. It's pretty tempting because of shipping times. Argh what to do.

chinks got anything like this?

indiegogo.com/projects/hush-plug-control-via-smartphone-from-anywhere-adult#/

aliexpress.com/item/of-course/32637847426.html

do your friends and family get upset when they find out how cheap you get your stuff for?

kys

my friends & family also do chink shopping

always

they request chink shit from me

Nice input

kys urself to peaces

wasn't the plan trying to fool the chinks?

I'm still in two minds. At the end of the day I want a fucking phone and can't be bothered with a back & forth that lasts weeks.

>implying I ever tell them
My dad would be pissed if he found out that iphone dock I got for his birthday only cost me $8. He'd start thinking it's a piece of shit.

Normies seem to equate cost with quality too much.

Anyone tried one of those Qi wireless chargers for Redmi Note 3 Pro?

RN3P doesn't support wireless charging does it?
If so I might get one but that seems like a luxury they wouldn't include.

wireless charging is shit and ruins batteries

No but i was thinking of buying one of those shits.

Sadly I dont use cases or shit like that so I might have to tape it to the back of the phone

It shouldn't support it.
However, at least Redmi 3 supports fast charging with Cyanogenmod.

Should I buy this lads?

RN3P supports fast charging as is, but not the highest version of fast charging that the hardware is capable of because Xiaomi didn't want to pay extra on licencing.

if youre not any taller than 5'11" yeah sure
buy one or two sizes above what you are with any chink clothing

yes

These fucking chinks are gonna blueball me for 15 days, wont they ;_;

Is you Zeos?

Shut up luddite.

Which aliexpress seller ships RN3Ps from yurop?

RN3P good for drawing?

>is a phone good for drawing
no.

...

Let's have a look inside.. 2 out of 9 packages arrived so far

Yeah but you have to push really really hard on a rough surface.

pls I want to give all of my rupees

What I got today from aliexpress:
4 18650 batteries
Joyetech Cuboid box mod
TFV8 vape head

Batteries are exactly what they stated, the cuboid is a really nice piece, and the tfv8 was leaking when i got it but I think i've taken care of that

A maga cap and DIY clock kit (hopefully one that works)

Based chinks marking 50% of the value on packages. xDuoo came fully charged, still charging meme band with brand new Aukey cable.

Do I get cancer on my phone if I follow QR-code on the instructions (chinese only) for the app.

still waiting for my xduoo x2 to come
reeeeee australia post pls

>trump hat
>from china
kys you fucking degenerate

Worth paying for dhl shipping from ali?

what's the comfiest 5" chinkphone with microsd slot out right now?

if you want it fast as fuck and probably safer, sure
though you won't be getting through euro customs cheekily if thats what youre thinking

If you really need it quickly.

But if there's any custom fees, DHL will charge an extra 10€ for handling customs at the door (at least in Germany).

>DHL will charge an extra 10€ for handling customs at the door (at least in Germany)

+tip

aw hell yeah dude :^)

Thinking of buying a "Hillary Clinton for president" t-shirt from Ali. Any other funny t-shirts I could get?

Nah I know customs is basically lottery. I'd rather not wait over a month though.

If he's not an American citizen then the chinks are his only legal source for those hats. Real MAGA hats are for election fundraising and only American citizens are allowed to participate in that.

t. brit who tried to buy one 2 months ago in new york on holiday but got denied

I hope you were put on a list with all the other people that hate america

and I hope that people on that list get purged after trump wins

you're still sponsoring america's #1 rival, which should be considered treason

Enjoy selfish killary's sneaky form of oppression, someone who has first hand experience starting wars and sending off your cucked military to their own death :^)

fuck shillary, trump 2016

but you're still funding china and stealing jobs from americans

It was 30 € to Finland with Xduoo X2 and headphones.

Talking about audio stuff, what headphone amps are recommended by Cred Forums?

Some user in the last thread asked for a review of the red circle mechanical pencil. Although I'm not the user who was requested, I've owned mine for a year now and think that the quality is pretty good. I kept it in my bag with all my other writing utensils, and the paint held up extremely well, with only some slight wear on the grip. The one complaint that I do have is that the lead sheath ( I think that's what that steel tip is called) is secured extremely poorly, and has a tendency to wiggle around and possibly fall out. Other anons in past threads also seemed to have this problem. What I did to fix mine was to use a bit of super glue to secure it into position.

...

>Redcircle
is that a Rotring clone?

Yes it is. I'm also pretty sure Rotring means red circle in German.

are there any good chink drawing tablets?

He's right. It's hideously inefficient and the excess heat generated will fuck up batteries over time.

However, it's such a convenience that if your phone has a user-replaceable battery it's worth putting up with the disadvantages.

It means red ring.

How can I stop buying chinkshit?

china is our greatest ally and when they rule the world I will be sure to give 5star reviews every day

>order a shit
>say wtf did i just order
>cancel order request
>denied

By dying

Make Ahmed Great Again

I'd definitely go for somewhere you don't care too much about getting b& from if you're going to try it on

I got mine from gaybest tho, 10 days from china to england

>memechanial pencil
is this a new high for autism?

Should I get rn3p with international rom or not? Keep reading that they're harder to unlock and whatnot.

I wonder how my granddad will react when he finds out the flashlight I got him which was as good as his 40$ flashlights cost me a whole 3 bucks.

kys retard

DHL shipping literally costs 140$ in my country

>Not owning a mechanical pencil

I don't know, I gues I could spend up to 100€ including shipping. I'd like to get some fun points controlling it while it flies, and also record some scenes with a friend's gopro. I live in a fucking tiny island, so I'd fly it near the sea almost all the time, or in the fucking forest, or in the beach to take some creepshots, so I guess it should have a good controll to not fall with the winds here.

Some places here looks like your vid.

bump for interest

I wonder if my chinkshit will arrive today

Anyone?

What's a good reasonably priced quadcopter with a camera? not looking for amazing quality video or anything

it doesn't matter which version you get

I really like the THICC ones

Dear friend,
we are sorry you chink shit not arrive today. pls wait one more week and if chink shit not arrived pls email us so problem can be sloved to your satisfaction, pls do not open dispute

Tracey

but where is the package Tracey?
>inb4 in the sorry

Some seem to get different updates though.

Kaideng K70C.

About $75 iirc, and just about powerful enough to lift a GoPro. It is however a big heavy fucker which means it's a) too large to put in the average backpack and b) picks up a fair bit of momentum so you'd be best off getting a lighter and cheaper thing to learn the basics. The quad itself is pretty good at fighting winds but vibration damping on it is minimal so it will fuck up your videos, though to a greater or lesser extent this applies to any quad that might qualify as chink shit.

The Eachine E10C has a surprisingly good camera for £20, but the quad is about 2 inches square so can only be used in limited circumstances.

>The Eachine E10C has a surprisingly good camera for £20, but the quad is about 2 inches square so can only be used in limited circumstances.

Thanks but I'm looking for something a bit bigger than that, I can spend around £40

>reading reviews on aliexpress from sellers with 13k+ feedback
>some people receive empty boxes or just the phone case
>ali sides with seller
>no refunds

this shit fucking scares me

link?

nomos arrived after only ten days

needed white watch for my faggot ass girly wrists, user posted one on chink thread for €5

pretty good quality, it's quite light and clearly chrome plating instead of stainless steel

good!
it's better than ebay where they always side with the buyer
fuck those guys

Nice.

Where did you get if for €5?
I only see one on Ali for €16

WHERE'S MY ORDER VICKY

I'm 5'6.5"

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-Prime-32GB-ROM-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650/32598227866.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10073_10071_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=d8d5992f-7839-42a8-8c2c-1e954ad1b09d

>buy phone
>only receive case
>refund refused

Yeah fuck those buyers right?

>some people receive empty boxes or just the phone case
>some people

Would they be Russians by any chance?

your order is in the sorry

Not just.

>68 one-stars out of 10,000
with buyers attempting to scam those aren't bad numbers at all

only 1 package today

it were some TCRT5000 sensors

My 3 rubber ducky still hasn't arrived, had to extend the purchase protection, I'll give the seller 14 more days before I want my 3 cents back.

aliexpress.com/item/mens-watches-top-brand-luxury-nomos-famous-watches-fashion-casual-leather-men-watches-quartz-watch-clock/32667809482.html

i randomly found this 1 cent item

aliexpress.com/item/1cchinkshit/32737433124.html

Yay or nay?: (I am considering purchasing this for my gf)
s.aliexpress.com/BBfABFzy

aliexpress.com/item/Fucking-pol-influencing-chinks/32691213296.html

>Purchases are limited to 1 piece

1 cent is still too much

it's cheaper
aliexpress.com/item/1-Roll-Special-section-thickening-environmentally-garbage-bags-environmentally-kitchen-trash-bags/32690009382.html

Don't be rude user.

Hi /csg/ I need help buying some cheap earbuds, what is the best bang for your buck earbuds 30 to 40 burger dolars, I like xiao mi but its not mandatory.
also what store to get originals?, I don't wanna get chinked
thanks

>mfw canada
>mfw post office may go on strike
>mfw even if they dont strike its a guaranteed 40+ day delivery time for anything from china

fuccen slammed dat order button
Isn't that the same store that sold the duckies and racecars?

>socialist postal service
Never ever

Ordered

Thanks senpai

on that hand fedora thing, I wanted to see what the pen was and found this

youtube.com/watch?v=pmoZFy8NQXk

This guy, basically shows off 2 pens that are completely different, and calls one a knock off, I'm assuming largely just because of the grip.

anyone care to enlighten me?

Yeah, go and prove that the box was empty.
Fucking chinks.

That's the same store as the $0.09 pogeymans and $0.01 balloon.

bought

Try weighing it when it's unopened.

earbuds or IEMs?
if IEM
xiaomi hybrids
soundmagic e10
senfer ues

whatever you can afford really

I bought a sliver .5mm one a few weeks ago, still waiting for it to come in.
Is the whole body metal? Also, how much did you pay for it?

$0.01 balloon, different design

aliexpress.com/store/product/Valentine-s-Day-Wedding-party-party-decoration-12-inch-heart-shaped-cartoon-toys-latex-balloons/2130041_32720111388.html

I wish chinks made Hard Rock cafe pins replicas.. I wuold buy a shit ton of those

These orders either won't ship or you'll get a fake tracking number. Russians have their own forum with bargains, I've tried buying half of it but the only thing I actually received was a pair of crap headphones for $0.50.

TLDR: don't bother, they're just collecting your shipping details for whatever reason.

Hands down Rock Zircon is the best bang for buck.
Get a pair for home and some cheap KZ for outdoor use

that's not correct, this is a new seller, he does it so that he gets many good reviews quickly.

my sister get pissed because her chink shit never arrives lmao

What would you want to see in a video review of the BM-800?

tits

i am not a burger i dont give a fuck

The whole body is metal and I paid around $8 for mine.

I'm looking to buy Tribulus Terrestris extract, a herb that might boost testosterone and has been used by thousands of bodybuilders to help with their gains.

Should I get this 1kg listing which claims to be 99% Saponins (the chemical attributed with having the beneficial health effects) or this 500g listing first to test it out, which is less than half the price but says it contains >40-98%?

Links

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Quality-500g-90-saponins-Tribulus-Terrestris-Extract-Powder-Free-shipping/32274172787.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.2.hjWEkz&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10065_10056_10068_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_418_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=250411ab-969d-47ea-9cf5-908339e96548

(1kg)

aliexpress.com/item/Tribulus-Terrestris-Bulk-Powder-Tribulus-Terrestris-Saponins-Extract-10-1-500g/32485872707.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.27.9IzhoV&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_5_10057_10065_10056_10068_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_418_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=3d966aa9-9438-4736-9649-2e2bc1634770

(500g)

Hopefully we've got someone on /fit/ in here with experience in using this herb but this is really a general question anyone experienced with shopping from Chinks could help me on. I know it's not recommended buying products that I'll intend on ingesting but I trust Chinks professionally putting out a product from laboratories rather than the shady shit I get from dealers illegally in my home country.

Thanks.

Too thicc for me

Yeah I also paid 8.
There are easier ways to commit suicide

> tfw you got compliments for your jinhao hand fedora and chink wristwatch from a qt girl

A dog riding a skateboard

Next year in March 12, I am going to travel to Shanghai, China for spring break. Anyone know any local stores where I can buy cheap electronics to bring back into the states to do some reviews? I figured I could get some stuff cheap over there and won't have to worry about shipping. I'll post some pics of what I see over there in this thread when I travel there next year.

NOFAP

O

F

A

P

Just buy real testosterone enanthate and inject it you complete pussy. It's really cheap and testosterone on its own has very few side effects other than needing to donate blood once in a while. Bodybuilders aren't fucking around with Chinese herbs that boost their test 0000.1%, their drug budgets are insane pharmaceutical grade shit.

I know this feeling.
I got a USB cable Tuesday, I ordered it on the 18th.. of August.

tfw it actually fucking got through

As far as I'm aware, you'll get the best bang for your buck at that sort of price by attaching a keychain camera to a JJRC H31 with a rubber band and a bit of foam.

i buy tea regularly from aliexpress but i will not touch that shit, it looks dodgy as hell.

>powder
> no rewievs

if you really want at least try the second seller, it has bettet feedback

But does it work?

not shangai but:
shenzhenshopper.com/18-huaqiangbei-electronics-gadgets-fashion-and-more.html

Hit yourself in the balls, not hard enough to cause permanent damage, but enough that you have a reason to go to the ER.
After a month, go to your internist, tell him your voice is higher, that you're feeling very passive and that you don't have a high sex drive anymore.
He'll give you real deal test, and you can just milk out the prescription

Why do chinks make those annoying description for their products. When i read them is like I could see them speaking to me in a flea market.

Like this one:
Business Men Long Wallet Designer Double Zipper Leather Male Purse Brand Mens Clutch Handy Bag Luxury Wallets carteira Masculina

Maybe if I take a train or bus there. Looks interesting to say the least.

Thanks, that's what I'll do then

Anyone who knows anything about buying ginseng off AliExpress?

Most doctors will take your blood to make sure your testosterone really is low. You can take a drug to very temporarily drop your testosterone production below normal levels for a week and fool the blood test though. That's how most people do it if they have a doctor that isn't a negligent idiot.

holy shit! That's great!!

I think I was the one asking. Thanks for replying. Good review. I think I'll super glue the tip as well. How long did it take to get to you btw?

more keywords, more people looking at it
you should, if you want electronics shenzen is the way to go
yes, dont.

He mentioned he lived in a shithole country, so I figured they don't do blood work too often

Any other UK folks ordered stuff from gear best and had it delivered via "British Priority Mail"?

I've stuck the tracking number into 17track, and it's saying it's a yodel tracking number, but with no data yet, so I'm wondering what the actual deal is with the shipping option?

Priority mail is Yodel, put the tracking into their site

Huh, wouldn't have expected it to come via Yodel.

Any ideas what the average delivery time is for that postage method?

Tracking takes a week after ordering to show up with chinks usually.

Any chinkshit budget phone recommendations?

I don't care about BOTNET

Very well. I need to check my budget to see if I can travel to Shezen as well.

Who wants to order a car from china?
alibaba.com/product-detail/cheap-250cc-300cc-650cc-mini-motorized_60264261277.html

How many ameridollars are we talking?

user from here, the adapter is working perfectly, both audio and mic work. link for those interested
aliexpress.com/item//32723574522.html

Xiaomeme Redmi 3S

Xiaomeme Redmi Note 3 Pro if more money

Xiaomi Mi Band 2 for $27.59 with the coupon WristbaGB
gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

call me up when it's ~$15 like the original one

>6 alerts on aliexpress
>links me to alibaba site or something
>reccomended freezer and tombstones

w-what does it mean?

keep your love conquest fresh user :^)

Thanks guys, I was thinking about xiaomi hybrids, but all of this look good and cant decide now, do you guys have a go-to store or can I buy anywhere?
are there are many fakes?

k post phone

preserve your sperm then kys

Cheapest smartphone I am capable of responding to e-mails and calls with.

thanks

Here you go
6267933385

Just bear in mind that the H31 can only lift about 20g so forget about strapping a Mobius or Gopro to it.

I'm really glad the cent shit was bugged at the beginning.
Checked the current deals this day a few times and it's literally shit.

Another 1 cent item lads. aliexpress.com/store/product/1-cent-bell/2130041_32733750204.html

hey still waiting to hear more feedback on y'all for the two options

I asked a few sellers about the extraction process and they explained that there are no harmful residual chemicals left over once it's done. And I think you mean the first seller. I'm leaning more towards that myself but it's pretty expensive.

yeah thanks it's a good idea and that's why I'm also following up on this route (without the hitting myself in the balls and ER part), but I'm checking out all my options including baby herbs.

I don't fap I have no libido

no, I'll try getting it legally but I'm not trusting drug dealers with something serious like prescription-grade testosterone.

it's hard to tell because generally everyone's just trying to make money out of these supplements that "may" boost this or that, but Tribulus Terrestris seems to be one that people really confident in. There are aphrodisiacs which definitely 100% work at improving your sex drive if you're interested in that - check out Horny Goat Weed

Stop being a bitch and do it

>they explained that there are no harmful residual chemicals
hahahah

>yess yess westerner trust us no bad stuff

dear friend, of course no harmful chemical, we produce 100% natural, cheapest on market. please complete and pay order so we can shipping it fast to you please rate 5/5 star

for a general dedicated to buying from these wonderful Chinks you guys sure are distrusting

never 100% trust the chinks

I'd rather trust a dealer with Indian made pharma grade testosterone with tons of in-depth reviews from other lifters than some chink selling herbs that might give you a 0.1% max boost. You realise that most bodybuilders are on 10x natural testosterone levels right? But this is how the supplement industry makes its money, rinsing gullible faggots like you with expensive hogwash.

we'd be dead otherwise

>a word of praise and a racial slur in the same sentence and even next to eachother

you never ever ingest anything bought from china, even chinese food bought in china, if you dont want to die

what about chink mangos

When it comes to chink medicine I only trust Doctor grandpa Huang.

it was a ruse from csg to see who dies first from eating toxic waste first

>he trusts the chinks
enjoy your simultaneous housefire and lead poisoning

TNG's for fags by the way

this is outside of the supplements industry - I'm bypassing them and getting the same products for 5% the cost.

Chink isn't really offensive where I live. We call Chinese takeaways 'Chinkeys'.

I've buy stuff from China off ebay all the time

>Chink isn't really offensive where I live. We call Chinese takeaways 'Chinkeys'.
>it's not racist because we do it all the time

No, my mom buys her own chinkshit, but from Wish.

>he actually thinks bodybuilders are taking magical Chinese herbs and not dboll, test, tren, clen
>he's thinks blowing his money on a chink for ineffective herbs that'll barely boost his test is a wise investment

Is this the delusion from your estrogen rising and you turning into an illogical woman?

Yazole watch senpai
aliexpress.com/item/YAZOLE/32663611793.html

$5.1

How much was your Nomos? Someone mentioned finding them for fairly cheap.

fuck that site

>look at outdoor light going for like """"80%""""" less
>add to basket
>you have 5 mins to buy this item before it returns to normal price

How are chink keyboard covers for mbps like this one? Any experiences?
aliexpress.com/item/fuckapple/32462610544.html?

>macbooks
kys senpai

lel ok maybe. Anyway everyone here seems to be against the idea. I'll take it into account but I'm probably going to pick up the 1kg bag over the next few days. I'll see y'all next time I want to pick up semi-dodgy Chink shit outside of ebay.

>i am a limp wristed faggot with the FDA dick stuck in my throat

post a picture of the watch and pen

>see y'all next time
not if you die

get out, you fucking cuckswede

...

lithuanian actually

I told my mom Ali is cheaper, but I guess she's used to Wish.

Taobao is cheaper.

>lol I hear you guys and how it's a bad idea, anyway I'll buy it and ingest it anyway

Are you seriously stupid? We're trying to help here. I've already worked out you're in the UK and SURPRISE performance enhancing drugs like testosterone are legal to possess there. Take advantage of living in steroid paradise unlike shitholes like Italy where they burn your roids at customs.

not if you count in the shipping + agent

>fucking around with test

do you to have premature balding? because that's how you get premature balding.

which is amazing since trumps campaign have been sending emails to british politicians asking for money to fund the trump campaign, the guy is a walking contradiction, i hope he becomes president, declares war on china and gets his shit pushed in.

Depends on what you buy, if you buy in bulk it's cheaper. Like 10 items or more.

I'm 24 and I'm balding.
Dutch men get bald very quickly.

Testosterone doesn't cause premature balding, that's a myth with no backing in studies. Basically if you're balding it'll happen test or no.

That is to say balding is generically determined. You're doomed to it from birth.

>manletto che prende steroidi

thanks for poisoning the baltic sea, prick

Finasteride works by lowering and blocking test.

Once you break the "seal" by artifically injecting test your body will begin the balding process.

I'm not from the UK and testosterone's not legal. Estrogen and other hormones mtf trannies would want on the other hand you can readily get fucking ANYWHERE - even ebay. I assume there's a legitimate health reason why test is so much scarier to lawmakers but this still baffles me.

not that user - is Taobao more likely to be a scam? There's a jacket I wanted to get from there a couple months ago and the prices were insanely cheap.

Are you kidding us?

Link to it?

Aliexpress is for western piggu while taobao is for poor chinkies

22
Dutch
Full head of hair just like the rest of my family

kys senpai

taobao is shitty. everything i priced checked is more by 20-30%

what's the fastest you ever got a package without paying extra from aliexpress?

Chinkshit sunglasses, came in two weeks.

RN3P on Amazon from China. He says he can ship it to me within three days. That's fucking bullshit right??

post a picture of the watch and pen

25, Dutch, been balding since 19.

How to I check my payments in Ali?

I paid about 10 items at once and I want to see the complete payment, is it possible?

Recieved some chink shit

Again

Yess

Ouch, that sounds really sucky. Neither my maternal grandfather nor my father are bald, so I'll likely never be unless I have really shitty health.

amazon.co.uk/dp/B01IODWLNS?ref_=pe_780071_41837251
Forgot link

10-11 days IIRC, to finland

First mech.

That 'B' is disgusting

It really is.
Lot's of keys are.
I hope the chinks have some nice keycaps I can order

>looking at your keyboard when you type

it's sitting on your desk even if you aren't typing

If I order two xiaomeme with DHL I'll get charge twice the shipping cost?
I'm in south america and regular shipping takes ~90 days, and maybe I could split the shipping cost with a friend

>unrelated pic

My loli spider keyboard came today
I thought Id hate kailh browns but they feel great to me
Anyone know what FN + F8, F10, F11, and F12 do?
Theres no symbol but a light flashes when I hit that combination

> If I order two xiaomeme with DHL I'll get charge twice the shipping cost?
With most sellers, no.

Usually that doesn't even cost much (any) extra over shipping one.

> I'm in south america and regular shipping takes ~90 days
Surprising.

COLOURSSS

Do you think it would be able to lift a Raspberry Pi Zero and camera module with a battery to power them? I've got one lying around collecting dust

No shame in that

I bought this urethral sounding device :^)

Should be breddy good right?

I went to Beijing and Shanghai in 2014. Bought a Xiaomi MemePad in some 5 floor electronics market there, but that place appears to be closed now.
Along the main shopping street, Nanjing Rd Pedestrian St, there are lots of sketchy alleys with counterfeit stuff. Also a place in the "Shanghai science" subway station (pic).

Hey boi lemme get a link for that

>full size keyboards

>

>no shame
He's Dutch.

banggood.com/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-NKRO-RGB-Backlit-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Outemu-Blue-Switch-p-1047759.html

The CK108 has a palmrest and more colour options things

put the whole setup on a scale and see how much it weights

>play coin game
>win coupon
THE EXACT SAME FUCKING COUPON IS GIVEN AWAY FOR FREE BY THE STORE
WHY DID I WIN SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
IT"S SHIT

pls rate 5 star friend user

I know the Pi Zero weighs 9g and the camera weighs 3g

I only play the first game because it's free, other than that the game is not really worth it.

>There are aphrodisiacs
no such thing

>coin game

wut

>Finasteride
who said anything about that? If you're injecting shit that gives you increased risk for impotence, erectile dysfunction, decreased libido, and ejaculation disorder just so you don't lose your nu-male haircut for a few more years then you're beyond saving anyway. Men these days suppressing their natural testosterone willingly so they have some faggy mop hair for a little longer despite being genetically doomed to balding lmao.

Reminder that shit used to "treat" balding is the same shit they inject into transitioning male to female degenerate trannies. Testosterone isn't the problem, being a pussy on test blockers is.

Doctor grandpa Huang have many good best quality aphrodisiac for you user

thanks, confirmed """3 to 7 days"""" ~$35, $45 x2

in the aliexpress app

Oh yeah fuck those coupons, almost all I got were for artificial hair stores.

took 10 days from when the chinks marked it shipped. see nothing for ages then once it had hit the local depot at around midnight it showed up the next day.

:^)

What's the name of that cheap but good memechanical keyboard. It's a non gayming looking one

Is it possible to buy the superdeals using an existing account?

I think shipping took around a month to get to the East coast of the US.

The best ones are the Motospeed Inflictor, Magicforce 68 and Lolita Spyder. The Lolita and Magicforce are cheaper on Amazon than Ali, get them there. Magicforce is made by the Ajazz company but is better built and even /mkg/ loves it.

Well 12

Aula F2012 or Ajazz AK33?

>kmAh

that's Ah you dumb fuck

Not in this subreddit it isn't.

downvoted

Anyone here has any experience with the Redmi 2 (prime)? I want to buy a redmi 3, but I'm considering the redmi 2 because of its removable battery

>3.7-5V
You mean 0.0037-0.005kV surely.

ok I need some cheap but not terrible
over ear headphones.
Is it possible to find some decent for like 10-15 $

No, he means 3.7-5kmV.

No. Spend another $10 and you can get decent though.

I never owned any of those but Ajazz look much better, and at least they wrote name of the switch (zorro)

>not buying the note 3 or 4 pro
enjoy your deprecated hardware

aliexpress.com/item/Jacquard-Siamese-sack-netting-perspective-sexy-one-piece-fishnet-stockings-stockings-sexy-lingerie-suit-KL-066/32452775215.html

>I can fap to dis

Can the softkeys be enabled on a meizu device?

new bread when

>With Pictures (0)

does anyone have experience with the xiaomi chink router? will it send my info to chinks? does it work fine?

Yes. Probably. Yes.

of course it will lad.

semi related: anybody put pfsense on chinky hardware? if so, what?

sorry my bad

Aula uses Zorro keys too.

Ajazz uses non-standard space bar and arrow keys so keycap replacement sets won't work 100%. Magicforce is by the same company (Qisan) and is 100% standard shaped with more switch options. I'm using reds right now and can't recommend the keyboard more. It comes with a free keypuller and adapter to use the keyboard with a tablet or phone too.

Pic related, my Magicforce with keycaps replaced.

new thread where

I was one of those idiots that bought one because it was cheap and I thought I had some ideas to use it for but then realised I'm a lazy fuck so it's just been sitting around doing nothing. Would be nice to finally have a use for it

I guess I'll make one

link to wear you got keycap

Seller closed down now, you can find lots of sets on Ali and ebay. I get an 87 key set and throw the spares in a drawer.

The user who's phone didn't get packed for over 95 hours is writing here. Gearbest suppliers are some lazy guys.
Thanks to the user who recommended writing the support about wanting to quit the order of it if it doesn't get shipped quicker. It got packed 5 hours later.

thanks. do I have to look for anything specific like magicforce keycaps?

New thread

Helo fellow magicfags. I love this thing, got some Miami keycaps. Looks cute.

Tascam TH-02 (also sold as Teac CT-H02)
Remax 100H