*BANG BANG* Alright everyone, THIS IS A STICK UP

*BANG BANG* Alright everyone, THIS IS A STICK UP

>>(You), hand over your phone or your life

okay

Sorry friend, but I can't do that. It has several important private ssh keys on it.

it has a password, good luck

Armed robbery for a phone? Exactly how much lead did you eat as a child?

>Implying a robber would steal a Cred Forums's Ubuntu phone

Why can't I find pictures of black people with ski masks?

I don't have a cellphone.

Do I win?

Thank you

Sure, here's my phone.
And then I hand him my phone.
Do you fucking know how much it costs to get shot

Sure pal, its like the cheapest Huawei phone you can get

you see ivan

when of shootings so close to finger

is never missing

well you won't find stock photos of it

there's plenty of real life photos of them

I'm not sure you'll even want it but here you go..

Do people even steal phones anymore? I heard it's practically impossible to factory reset or even unlock a locked iPhone nowadays.

thank god. here take it, finally i have a legit reason to get a new one.

Doesn't stop people asking to unlock them daily

you'll only get a chinese botnet anyways

Why isn't your device encrypted?

It's a shame considering it isn't even that difficult to unlock phones with proper research

By phones do you mean iPhones?

>*pulls pin on Samsung Galaxy Note 7*
>*hands it over*

Only insecure phones like Android

Sure. It's an iPhone by the way.

Maybe try harder?

My cheap $60 dollar BLU? You can have it. I'll get another one next week.

The bullet is more expensive.

They don't need masks because most white people can't tell them apart.

Because skiing is for rich people with actual jobs duh.

iPhones are a bit harder

Okay.
It's insured, so I'll just report it as stolen and get a new one while you have trouble finding a buyer.

Finally, an excuse to upgrade

fixed

You want this? A Blackberry?

Please shoot me I don't want to live anyway

/k/ here. Let me just reach under the edge of my shirt here and oops, that looks like it hurt, unless that piece of your brain on the wall was the part that handled pain.

Who is grill?

But he's with white people, which is ridiculous

Niggers don't hang with crackers

Theee phone I used to take this photo?

Sup tovarich? What's your carry?

okay
*hand it over*

Moogee from Light Music!

>replacing mugi with akari
good taste,desu

Shoot.

No. Bad design. You need something to fill that space to the right of the text.

Better now, see?

Thanks bro!

I centered some text, the layout was bothering me.

Empty space isn't bad design. In the image it makes it look off balance, that's it. As far as the "infographic"goes, you can also just center the content paragraphs so that it doesn't look off balance.

sure thing sir. I actually want to thank you for taking this piece of shit off me.

h-here, h-have it

Yeah, it makes it look off balance. Putting the animu there makes it look more balanced, and makes the image more colorful and eyecatching, so it's more likely to be clicked than a boring old blob of text.

Yeah. I did the same.

*BANG BANG* welp guess i'm going to jail for murder

thank you democrats

>give up all control to apple
>nobody can steal it because you need apple's permission to use it

how is this better than just not living around niggers

>how is this better than just not living around niggers
Because white people love giving up control :^)

More like they're apathetic and crave convenience. White culture is too divorced from moral reality to have principles these days, while brown culture is grounded but too short sighted, prideful, and confused. Only jews are driven, realistic, and intelligent enough to actually get our way these days.

What happened to the whites that went to war over tea taxes? Did all of the sane ones move to israel?

Here, have it!

>throw it through his head

I left my phone at home, since I'm not an impatient person with ADHD.

kill yourself faggot

What?

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before asking for his phone

Warning shots

And yes, I am crashing this meme

I remember back in 2003/04, I was in a really bad mood one day at high school, and someone rang me in class. I went out to the stairwell and threw it out the second storey window. Went and got it after class, worked fine apart from a cracked case.

>give them my $30 lumia 640
>wipe it remotely once i get home
>buy another one

you clearly don't live in a bad neighborhood

He only has autism

Eh, sure. It's not like this 10 dollar dumb phone is important anyway.

Wait a sec..

I've been looking for an excuse to end my pathetic life anyway, so go fuck yourself faggot

With a strong passphrase, so you have all the time in the world to revoke the lost keys.

I have a chinkphone, thieves here only steal branded phones.

If you are from south america, you'll probably be fucking dead desu.

>all this faggotry
>nobody fixed the glaring "theiving" yet

[autism intensifies]

>implying i didn't flash it with Arch and I don't use it with a CLI

Take it, just please don't shoot.

Black people don't ski.