*BANG BANG* Alright everyone, THIS IS A STICK UP
>>(You), hand over your phone or your life
*BANG BANG* Alright everyone, THIS IS A STICK UP
>>(You), hand over your phone or your life
okay
Sorry friend, but I can't do that. It has several important private ssh keys on it.
it has a password, good luck
Armed robbery for a phone? Exactly how much lead did you eat as a child?
>Implying a robber would steal a Cred Forums's Ubuntu phone
Why can't I find pictures of black people with ski masks?
I don't have a cellphone.
Do I win?
Thank you
Sure, here's my phone.
And then I hand him my phone.
Do you fucking know how much it costs to get shot
Sure pal, its like the cheapest Huawei phone you can get
you see ivan
when of shootings so close to finger
is never missing
well you won't find stock photos of it
there's plenty of real life photos of them
I'm not sure you'll even want it but here you go..
Do people even steal phones anymore? I heard it's practically impossible to factory reset or even unlock a locked iPhone nowadays.
thank god. here take it, finally i have a legit reason to get a new one.
Doesn't stop people asking to unlock them daily
you'll only get a chinese botnet anyways
Why isn't your device encrypted?
It's a shame considering it isn't even that difficult to unlock phones with proper research
By phones do you mean iPhones?
>*pulls pin on Samsung Galaxy Note 7*
>*hands it over*
Only insecure phones like Android
Sure. It's an iPhone by the way.
Maybe try harder?
My cheap $60 dollar BLU? You can have it. I'll get another one next week.
The bullet is more expensive.
They don't need masks because most white people can't tell them apart.
Because skiing is for rich people with actual jobs duh.
iPhones are a bit harder
Okay.
It's insured, so I'll just report it as stolen and get a new one while you have trouble finding a buyer.
Finally, an excuse to upgrade
fixed
You want this? A Blackberry?
Please shoot me I don't want to live anyway
/k/ here. Let me just reach under the edge of my shirt here and oops, that looks like it hurt, unless that piece of your brain on the wall was the part that handled pain.
Who is grill?
But he's with white people, which is ridiculous
Niggers don't hang with crackers
Theee phone I used to take this photo?
Sup tovarich? What's your carry?
okay
*hand it over*
Moogee from Light Music!
>replacing mugi with akari
good taste,desu
Shoot.
No. Bad design. You need something to fill that space to the right of the text.
Better now, see?
Thanks bro!
I centered some text, the layout was bothering me.
Empty space isn't bad design. In the image it makes it look off balance, that's it. As far as the "infographic"goes, you can also just center the content paragraphs so that it doesn't look off balance.
sure thing sir. I actually want to thank you for taking this piece of shit off me.
h-here, h-have it
Yeah, it makes it look off balance. Putting the animu there makes it look more balanced, and makes the image more colorful and eyecatching, so it's more likely to be clicked than a boring old blob of text.
Yeah. I did the same.
*BANG BANG* welp guess i'm going to jail for murder
thank you democrats
>give up all control to apple
>nobody can steal it because you need apple's permission to use it
how is this better than just not living around niggers
>how is this better than just not living around niggers
Because white people love giving up control :^)
More like they're apathetic and crave convenience. White culture is too divorced from moral reality to have principles these days, while brown culture is grounded but too short sighted, prideful, and confused. Only jews are driven, realistic, and intelligent enough to actually get our way these days.
What happened to the whites that went to war over tea taxes? Did all of the sane ones move to israel?
Here, have it!
>throw it through his head
I left my phone at home, since I'm not an impatient person with ADHD.
kill yourself faggot
What?
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before asking for his phone
Warning shots
And yes, I am crashing this meme
I remember back in 2003/04, I was in a really bad mood one day at high school, and someone rang me in class. I went out to the stairwell and threw it out the second storey window. Went and got it after class, worked fine apart from a cracked case.
>give them my $30 lumia 640
>wipe it remotely once i get home
>buy another one
you clearly don't live in a bad neighborhood
He only has autism
Eh, sure. It's not like this 10 dollar dumb phone is important anyway.
Wait a sec..
I've been looking for an excuse to end my pathetic life anyway, so go fuck yourself faggot
With a strong passphrase, so you have all the time in the world to revoke the lost keys.
I have a chinkphone, thieves here only steal branded phones.
If you are from south america, you'll probably be fucking dead desu.
>all this faggotry
>nobody fixed the glaring "theiving" yet
[autism intensifies]
>implying i didn't flash it with Arch and I don't use it with a CLI
Take it, just please don't shoot.
Black people don't ski.