Dad asks to borrow pc

>dad asks to borrow pc
>trys downloading a shitty free video editor software
>he accepts all of the malware installs
>frustrated, he walks to me and said my computer broke
>Start my desktop and BAM hundreds of adds and shit on my screen
>Start uninstalling
>Get most of the malware out
>Start browsing Cred Forums, regular day - pc is fine
>Go to watch asmr video, put on headphones
>LOUD BLASTING SPANISH AUDIO
>Reee.jpg
>take off headphones, then notice my browser isn't playing any audio
>Kill everything in task manager - still playing audio spanish
>Realize that my dad installed a malicious Spanish radio ad player that I can't see running
>Can't find it anywhere - only in my headphones
Anyone ever have this autism occur? How the fuck do you kill this spamware?

Install gentoo

See this is what happens when you use Windows.

Reformat.

So glad I woke up

install gentoo

Literally this in all seriousness.

Or any other distro for that matter. That'll keep the tech illiterate boomers at bay.

>When you've owned a Mac for 6 years and haven't had to deal with a virus in 6 years.

>Realize that my dad installed a malicious Spanish radio ad player that I can't see running

Re install or use ubuntu mate

buy new pc

Malwarebytes

Instal gentoo

daily reminder that it was boomers who created the OSes you know today, the GUI, the mouse, everything you take for granted

So sorry anonkun you should try linux

>normie asks to borrow laptop
>user@thinkpad:~>_
>dude nevermind
plebs can't into CLI

fuck you, lazy ass.

You need to use at least 2-3 antimalware programs to scan for all the shit your daddy installed.

recommended
malwarebytes
spybot search & destroy

adwcleaner to clean your browser

reboot
do it again to check if infection persists

>letting dad borrow pc
why?

>when you've used windows for 20 years and nerver had a virus becuse you're not a fucking retard

Turn on show hidden files go into appdata and look start deleting shit you dont recognize. When it says "application running blah blah" takeown and delete that shit. Usually works.

So these frogs are like your guys fursona?

have you tried identifying irregular processes in task manager that are not system processes.

how fucking retarded can you be.

What you do, OP, is you create a virtual machine and launch it in fullscreen on a minimum permissions account, which I guess is standard user with maxed out UAC on Windows, before you let anybody use your computer.

Daily reminder that they did a shit job so they can go fuck themselves

This is the solution even if you already use Linux. It's a mistake to assume idiots can't fuck up a Linux installation.

>trys