Useless Machines

I need to do a school project on this, but I am uncreative. What is the most useless machine you can imagine. I'm talking something that isn't just useless, it's counterproductive useless.

I have come up with a few ideas. Like a fan that spins the motor, rather then the actual fan. Or a robot the builds a wall and then takes it down, in a zipper like way.

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This
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Or one from here
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lever that turns itself off

combination fax machine/shredder

>What is the most useless machine you can imagine
iPhone 7

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A solar flashlight

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kek I like this

they actually exist and are kinda useful. (the solar panel charges the batteries)

A computer that reboots 10 seconds after you power it on that also comes equipped with strobe lights and a 4k display showing goatse to drain the battery faster.

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Sound cards
Expensive audiophile stuff
"gaming" anything including laptops, monitors and phones
Solar roads
Dumb/feature phones
That thing that you attach to your car to drag on the ground

Your mother's womb

Something which creates a vacuum instability event and destroys the universe as we know it.

>Like a fan that spins the motor
a windmill.

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>useless machines
pic unrelated?

pic very much related... they have no keyboards.

Congratulations, you're the first person to ever have a negative IQ

>Sound cards
>Expensive audiophile stuff
>"gaming" anything
Those aren't really "useless" though

Fart smelling machine , gaming platform for an animal, bottle opener for twist offs, selfie stick.

The condom your dad put on the night you were conceived

stop making machines that would steal the jobs of thousands of office workers