He has a smartphone

>he has a smartphone
>his only contact is mom

i just use my smartphone to use the internet when im not at home

i dont make calls at all

well there's my dad too

dumb frogposter

I also have your mom

i don't have a single female contact on my phone

disregard women, acquire currency

At the Madame number

My mom makes me carry around a phone

What is with this stigma that certain people have about keeping in touch with your parents?

>LELELE he still lives with his parents ELELELEL

Why is this? This sort of behaviour makes one wonder if your parents beat you up or molested you. Is this the reason, OP? Are you projecting your hurt? You should seek counseling, if this is the case. There is no need to carry these scars, if you can heal them.

Normal people do not think like that, btw. Our parents do not stop being our parents once we grow up.

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fug you got me :^(

You missed the entire point of the thread and wrote an entire post sperging out about something imaginary.

>Kaleb with a K

>open up messages
>Mom (542)
>Dad (57)
>Jake (17)
>Allison (2)

im ok

t. lives with his parents.

I hope that you can find inner peace, and forgive your parents for what they did.

That hit too close to home, user. You literally just described my phone.
What's even sadder, my mom never answers my calls anymore. She doesn't text me back. She won't talk to me. I have no one. You just reminded me that I have no one.

Shit, and here I am whining because I don't have *many* friends when I at least have one good friend to talk to and mom, dad, my brother, and a few other people. I'm sorry, user.

Dam dude, I know that feel. Sometimes I call out to mom and dad when I'm really drunk and cry for a long time. I miss them.

No u

What is your point?

Look at the fucking file size. OP literally posted something 12X the file size it should be. Doesn't that bother you?

No seriously, what is your point?

I am sorry bro. That really sucks.

It's fine I guess. I've gotten used to being alone. It's really hard to hold long conversations but otherwise it's pretty OK.

No, there's clearly a loss in image quality.

Your tripcode is amazing how the hell did you pull that off

I feel bad for your family

The only way, brute force

Yet nothing of value was actually lost.

Post your standard daily smartphone routine
>every hour or so compulsively check Snapchat to see what the 20 or so people I had added from high school are doing with their lives on their story
>send a few snaps to my brother and one or two other people
>once or twice a week have a nice conversation with my only friend over text
>sometimes get a text/call from an acquaintance (once or twice biweekly)
>other than that either listen to music or aimlessly browse Cred Forums

thats pretty sad

i have my coworkers too :o)
but i only speak with them about work related issues

I only check my phone when I get messages/calls or I'm bored out of my skull normally flipboard for news or facebook (I know, fuck off),

>browse Cred Forums
>whatsapp with colleagues to settle work or procedures
>schedule my work or exams or other shit with calendar
>facebook a little
>rice a little if I'm really bored
>boot up emulator and play some vidya
>recently got a phone with a screen just big enough so I digitised my notes and books for studying through my phone
>internet browsing obviously
>barely listen to music or watch videos myself unless I'm home on my desktop

Sure not everyone needs a smartphone, but I can't imagine anyone being so vehemently against one without them being an angry /r9k/-tier basement dweller that can't even imagine people having lives beyond shitposting

my only contact is my bf

Whats really pathetic is 90% of the people I talk to with my phone are people I work with. I mean they're pretty cool, and do include me in shit in social media, and treat me just like they treat each other (basically taging eachother in normie memes of facebook, leaving sarcastic comments on eachothers posts, sending snaps of their shits, things like that). But still, I see these guys all day long, or even live with them for weeks at a time (out of town work). I guess they're friends now, but it still feels different because I'm paid to be with them and I know they're just making the best of the situation

>browse Reddit while on bus, in class, or on toilet
>otherwise only check it when I get a notification

Shut up you fucking faggot. Gays need Christ.

handhelds have become the biggest annoyance in human history.

Not really. What's it like suffering from autism this severely?

I second this
I don't have any friends
I've never actually called somebody who wasn't family

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>Listen to music using my headphones connected to my phone's headphone jack
>Browse Cred Forums using the phone's built-in browser
>Check my email
>Check the weather forecast
>SSH to my VPS to talk to friends on IRC
>Play Tetris
>Occasionally send or receive a work-related text message
>Call parents every so often

Damn that's fucked up bro

Your shit format butchered the image.

Kek'd

I never call anyone on my phone except my girlfriend, my bank, and my employer/human resources

>alarm set 4 min after my actual alarm clock so I don't oversleep
>text mom good morning
>use it for whatever activity I'm doing that day, eg. working on car, working out, cooking, etc.
>post on some slower boards and pin the threads to get updates throughout the day
>3pm go to work
>leave phone in car because reasons
>8pm get dinner, 4chinz and youtube
>0 dark 30, go to bed and watch videos of animals

disgusting

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Why do you leave your phone in the car?

I wish I had my mom as a contact

CONTACT LIST
Dad
Mom
Pizza 1
Pizza 2
Pizza 3
Weedman
Work

>Doesn't that bother you?
I don't have autism, so no.

Let this be your reminder to add fake contracts if you don't have any.

Not having contacts is like not having clothes to normies.

>weedman
>not dopeman

>have a smartphone

>nearly all ~100 contacts consist of people I haven't spoken with since childhood or high school

I have parents, brothers, sisters and my ex girlfriends.

all my dope/weed folk are labeled as "user the goi"

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Forgot pic

>Cat
How

I have lots of friends and I don't have phone/Whatsapp/Facebook
I convinced people to use Signal or email me (emails because of Windows Phone users, they're mostly idiots so I don't even have the need to talk to them)
Social life with FOSS is possible.
Besides I actually enjoy not having baseless conversations when girls hit me up and say "Hi user :')", when idiot friends bother me to play vidya with them etc.
Quite the opposite effect, FOSS makes you appreciate real life more.

Name of a stripper I know

>girlfriend
>my

>touchwizz

>talking to your mom on phone
>not having a button connected to a megaspeaker that just blares out an awful noise when you're out of chicken tendies and fap tissues
pleb

>girls
>hit
>up
>me

Excuse me I also have my therapists and psychologists on there who text me at least weekly.

>I'm sorry son, maybe we should just be friends?
feels bad man

Unlike most of Cred Forums I can speak to girls, yes.

Same here

My only contact is my ex-gf, who broke with me last friday after a 5 year relationship.

I used to have friends but Facebook and feminism turned them into twats so I cut them out of my life. Now it's just me and my gf's son

>girls
>speak
jej

>gf
>my

Yes, women are property. Deal with it you fucking homoqueer.

>implying