JS is slow and should never be used in any production environment ever

JS is slow and should never be used in any production environment ever.

PROOF: i.smokecrack.online/2016-09-19 04-39-59.mp4

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github.com/sergiotapia/magnetissimo
i.pls.press/2016-09-19 04-39-59.mp4
techempower.com/blog/2016/02/24/performance-competition-is-a-good-thing/
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Only retards use such language when CPU bound.

Real SPEEDFREAKS use Go or Scala now.
>still using PHP
Top kek.

now send 10k requests/s to that site, see which version one responds first

>trusting a man who smokes crack online

>Go
>Fast
kys Pike. We C++

You want to offload to the client if you can. I would have to see his source before I agree or not. Wouldn't be surprised if he's using a ton of foreach loops.

Node+JS is way faster than PHP, you should have used that programming language to build your site in.

lmao

what the fuck do you mean by "100% js on the frontend"?

The website was loading a new page whenever you queried something so it's not an SPA, also js on the frontend is supposed to make an AJAX request to a backend server to retrieve data and at that point its your shitty server's fault.

in conclusion you are clearly retarded and don't know what you're talking about.

>GC
>performance

Use le xeon xdxdxd 1000 16 core instead of muh shady $20 vps rental that works perfectly fine with le php reddit reddit reddit.js

github.com/sergiotapia/magnetissimo

PHP one is pretty much what you expect it is.

>implying a GC pause is noticeable when the latency between your site and its clients is 100 times longer

what the fuck are you talking about? you're clearly retarded and you should stay away from technology as far as possible.

>what the fuck are you talking about? you're clearly retarded and you should stay away from technology as far as possible.

You seem upset.

I know. I shouldn't expect anything from people who use windows 10, my bad.

...

I'm not stupid enough to understand w10 interface so I don't know what you're trying to tell me with that.

>Bash on Ubuntu on Windows

Why is this allowed?

>smokecrack.online

Because constructing a simple html table directly or a XML/JSON file to send to a client-side script makes such a big difference...

It's SFW, don't worry about it.

i.pls.press/2016-09-19 04-39-59.mp4

>noticeable
I thought you said you cared about speed.

>All those tentacles

>being a retarded person who can't program
>using the worst of the worst of all JS implementations
>complaining about speed
>prefering PHP and static HTML aka serialized DOM
>P
>H
>P
>2016

If you want a to see how it's done correctly, look up Ember.js with Fastboot, Glimmer2 and DOM re-hydration. Thanks me later you retarded subhuman meme edgelord losers

Im suprised it loaded perfectly on my mobile device without javascript on

nothing to see here, just another idiot.

JS is legitimately bad. Glad to see im not the only one who sees that #HypertextLivesMatter #PHFast #JSMasculinitySoFragile

still 4x faster than asp.net :^)

get with the times grandpa.
techempower.com/blog/2016/02/24/performance-competition-is-a-good-thing/

>doesn't say what hardware it runs on
lmao