Be me

>be me
>get hired
>put in charge of herding webdev cats to build company's new website
>get bored
>fuck around with current site to see what's broken
>put in a fake booking to troll reservations because why not
>go to checkout page
>there is no SSL
>check other website
>no SSL either
>ask boss on what's going on with SSL
>"user, what's a SSL?"
>stares at boss like he's the biggest retard in the world
>mfw I work for someone with IQ of a grapefruit

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Intelligence != knowledge

This user has a point but more unintelligent people never acquire much knowledge and prefer being ignorant tbqf

SLL is dead anyway

>Management doesn't know about something

No Shit you stupid frogposter, management is there to manage your dumbass, not do your fucking job.

If you boss had it figured out he'd do it himself...

>not being an entrepreneur and knowing every single detail about your business
wew lad

He's asking OP what is SSL so he clearly doesn't want to remain ignorant

>user what's SSL?
>we use TLS

yeah but the job of management is to address the issue with the myopic tech nerd and get him on task. The manager should have been able to distill his autistic technobabble into 'danger' and then said 'do it.' Good managers won't get annoyed with people who can't think for themselves because management exists for that very reason.

normal person:
>"what's ssl?"
>oh it's a security thing, we should definitely use it so we don't get hacked!
>"wow great job, you deserve a raise user. have I ever introduced you to my daughter?

Cred Forumstard:
>"what's ssl"
>heheh fucking normie manager doesn't even know about this technical thing that he's paying me to worry about. wait until my hacker buddies on 4chin here about this one heehehe

winrar

This

give me the fucking website op. i want free hotel rooms!

If your boss knew about all that he wouldn't hire you, dipshit. You should be kissing this man's feet.

People are retarded, get over it. Example story from about 4 hours ago.
>be me
>college student working as tech magician for shekel mining
>paid for hours i write down
>have bitch in team who manages to brake her computer like.. clockwork
>user my browser doesn't work
>WELL, COLOUR ME SUPRISED
>use another, i'm very busy right now
>none works
>waht.jpg
>can you please come over
>yeah fine, just had an exam here anyways
>go to her office, bitch not there
>go take a shit, i'm getting paid for it
>way back, pajeet looks in utter jealousy at me for i life his dream
>bitch now there, looki looki user, browser not working
>literally not as single browser working, ff, botnet, ie
>crash with some suspicious.dll error
>locate and google it, wow it's adware
>listen bitch, told you not to install everything that's (((((free))))) or click on all those shiny banners
>i didn't
>bitch i know you're lying
>bitch gone to some meeting
>meanwhile Sophos™ EndpointSecurity™ still doesn't care that the computer is adware infested
>remove browsers, all the ((((((free)))))) stuff, reboot into safemode, clean out registery, remove the rest, reinstall ff, everything werks
>go home
>arrive home, look at mails and the first is see is from that bitch.. "user, something isn't right, my toolbars and everything is gone"
I hope she get's hit by a car.

better yet

>"what's ssl"
>"the new guy we hired started staring at me in the strangest way, i almost think he's having a seizure because I asked him again and he still making weird contorted faces"

Yeah, why not know everything about the company you're in charge of.

>have I ever introduced you to my wife's daughter?

FTFY

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Be patient idiot.

Management exists solely to do no work