You are given $1M USD for tech startup

You are given $1M USD for tech startup.

What do you do with it, no investing, tech related only.

>no investing
I can't invest in my own startup? What can I do with the money then?

Run crysis on an 8 core 64 thread sparc8?

I disappear with the money, buy a house, a new car, and a meme gaming laptop.

I make a thread on Cred Forums hoping someone is stupid enough to post a good business idea.

Open a sick office with ping pong tables and shit, do fuck all work, try to leech more money out of old investors, then go backrupt.

So I would pretty much follow the same route as 99% of tech startups

Cryptov

Make a gayme. Fag

Work out how to do one (or many) of the following

> Cheaper hearing aids
> Mad 3D printed hands for the Stumpy McNohands's of the world
> I thought I had three. Shit.

3D printer, but for fursuits

Ask either Google, Microsoft or Apple to put that amount into their company if i get hired

fursuits, but for 3D printers

>caring about hearing aids
I see you are hearing impaired
Dont worry i am too
My healthcare plan pays them tho

Develop and sell keyboard mouse and monitor water blocks.

something that has never been attempted before: develop a printer that works

Clever boy. You've ruined the thread, but nicely done.

Make my own video game engine.

Buy 2 of nvidia's latest graphics cards and use the remaining dollar to buy a candy bar

>Implying you'd have enough for a candy bar

Make another meme cryptocurrency

Creating a software that automatically buys knifes in steam amrket if a offer goes down 1$

Start with is compliance and penetration testing(easy money) move into exploit development and intelligence tool creation and administration.

ISO**

If Trump wins:
>buy the Zenith name from LG
>design and manufacture long-lasting dependable electronics in the us

If Hillary wins:
>Squander the $1Mill because the world is going to end

samefag

Anonymous and decentralized network designed for producing, sharing, and selling traditionally "illegal" porn. Initial setup would be based in Finland, and spread through company owned and private servers popping up in as many countries as we can get our hands on.

I always wanted to start a server company

Start making the logo

This.

Dildos

Start manufacturing cases for computers, peripherals and different cables for power supplies and keyboards.
Perhaps lean towards designing home decor and other nifty stuff.

Gotta start from the cases though.

Not here to do your homework pajeet

Make an open source computer. By that I mean open-source hardware.

prolly invest it in my actual startup (a tech/vidya website). Viral marketing, professional software and hardware, etc.

idd

Phone/computer repair service

This could be good
so many cases are fucking mallninja muh hax0r build tier
Making some good cases that look nice, have good quality, and aren't just
>black
>neon lights
>sick see through pane

don't forget a 50k$ coffee machine. They're a must in meme startups

Design and build a low cost autonomous sniper rifle and install it on a rooftop near where Pres.Trumpf of Orangeland is to address a rally of his brownshirts... headshot as proof of concept plus the worldwide free advertising then licence that baby to nations that want it... nice exports for the usa, jobs and all that shit.
Dollar signs all round!

It's a winity win mc'fucking win win.

Where do I apply...

Quite the opposite, I'm a live sound op who is paranoid as fuck about his ears and has protected them for most of his life. I just think it's fucking bogus that a device that can bring such a simple joy as crystal clear music to someone costs so much. Microscale DSP is a bitch granted, but shit, there has to be a better way.

I should also clarify my original statement referred to bionic hearing as well as general use hearing aids. It all costs way too fucking much, and someone needs to get all Fred Hollows on that shit. FWIW, some of us with hearing are just as pissed off about it as you lot are.

you madman, that would be bollocks.
furiously starting a printer startup.

A million is fuck all capital for anything big. Just make a regional web service company or a design company and be prepared for failure,

I would fund the development and distribution of a tiny mini-computer with one purpose which is to use some kind of short-range bluetooth-like device-device networking system so users in range can easily connect to each other and share files. The hardware and software would be designed solely for this one task and privacy and security is of the top concern. I imagine there would be some method of presetting what kind of stuff you wanted to download and how much before going out, maybe communities would set an automatic key for that users in a group could preset their device with to download from those groups.

It's similar to the idea of USB dead drops but much easier. If it was cheap enough then enthusiasts could easily pick one up for under $30 or possibly under $20 and it could become a popular, anonymous way to share niche files just for fun.

I imagine it would primarily be used for the sharing of illegal pornography

I yawned so hard I broke a rib...

Fucking this

so, a pi zero with a Bluetooth dongle and custom firmware.
Still, it's a good idea. If someone set up a uniform way of configuring them I'd be happy to pitch in.