/csg/ Chink Shit General

My pens came in today. 2 for 99¢

s.aliexpress.com/NRfEjABf

over 3 pages of orders in ali
won't fit all in the text limit

digital calipers
defence pen
MAGA hat
danbo
made to order iem
aune headphone amp

>photoresist film
>copper clad boards and breadboards
>esp8266 board
>jumpers
>hand warmer gloves
>google cardboard
>1 cent earbuds
>tiny 12v drill

powerbank
xiaomi meme fan
powerbank hull
REEEEE flashlight
xiaomi mosquito defender
RN3P

>digital caliper
Prepare for maximum crust.
Protip: take it apart and take a large file to the sliding pin and track and get some graphite in there, will increase the quality 100 times over.

>tiny 12v drill
Do you have a link? I

aliexpress.com/item/Electric-Motor-Smaill-PCB-hand-Drill-Press-Drilling-Compact-Set-10PC-0-5-3mm-Twist-Bits/32419847650.html
There you go user

a bunch of forgettable shit and a mi band 2
really looking forward to trying the mi band, I hope it won't look too stupid to wear it along with a regular watch.

so my usb cable fucked it up..
because sometimes it connects and reconnects itself..
Can the card be saved?

just got these two gamepads, they are shit, usable but still shit

Are these the frog ones? How shit can they really be

How much was the amp

two dollar wood case for my redmeme or eleven dollar wood case?

yea its frog
dpad is very hard to press, on one of them dpad-right doesnt work and a/b/x/y need to be pressed really hard on both

Monocular came in, ordered mid August.
$20 cad
small compact size, very clear.
Thank you chinaman.

thanks for the heads up m8

~$200

can you post a picture looking through the lens?

does anyone know of a cheap little audio adapter that would let me mix down multiple 3.5mm signals to one?
like, something from from phone, and something from my computer to 1 headphone jack

thanks mate!

aliexpress.com/item/Game-console-home-game-box-with-bluetooth-handles-high-definition-interactive-family-smart-TV-box-Double/32718811975.html?spm=2114.01010108.3.368.XFws1k&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10067_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=63caf44f-6ef0-4705-b3cf-6b11681a2826

i want it

People would literally buy anything

My Pajeet glasses came today

aliexpress.com/item/3.5mm-switch/32590894022.html

I don't know any cheap ones with cases, just wrap it in tape.

thanks user, this is what i was thinking of
irdc if it doesnt have a case, so no worries

wish there was a way to protect the screen on it
im a clumsy cunt so im worried about dropping it on a table
and i don't imagine it'd be like smartphone screens and have gorilla glass or whatever the fuck

at the moment ive just got a thick rubberband around the parts that don't display anything

the UI feels a lot cleaner compared to the ruizu which is nice. lacking a few features, but its much smoother. it actually feels solid too.
im liking this little thing

though doesnt it annoy you how the bridge doesn't let you put the amp behind the player?
and how do the seahfs run without the amp? those are your 300 ohm ones right?

phantom power supply
gel wrist rest
50 gel ink refils and two pens
and considering getting a pair of the senfers since my old phillips in ears are starting to kick the bucket, and the ATE's dont satisfy me.

I never understood this, just make one yourself in like 2 minutes for less than a dollar,

do you guys know any non-intrusive hand warmers?
i find that my hands tend to get really cold during a csgo match since i dont have central heating
and my performance dives pretty dramatically

that thing lets you easily switch between the two signals, it doesn't combine them

it said you can combine a and b or switch in the description
how can i make something that combines the signal for under a dollar in 2 minutes

wires and breadboard, solder it on a protoboard if you're concerned about signal noise. wew lad

link

you mean
> 3. Two Audio Input A/B to One Audio Output.User can select A or B to output by button.
?
that's not what that says

no soldering iron at uni

splice together 2 1 dollar audio cables

go find the engineering shop window, they will loan you one

i dont get it,what do you mean?

>no soldering iron
fucking use a piece of coathanger and a lighter then

literally just an audio splitter [not the input/output to 3.5 combo type]
they work in reverse

you can get em anywhere. all over ali

would rather do this
than this, bunch of autistic spergs than barely constitute as human beings
i dont think it works that way champ, could be wrong though

>calling other people autistic spergs
that's rich user

you mean something like this
aliexpress.com/item/Audio-Splitter-Y-Cable-Jack-Male-to-2-Female-M-F-3-5mm-Stereo-Earphone/32720121808.html
?

the reverse of that

nigga you don't understand

copper wires are perfectly reversible no matter what audiophiles might tell you

youre going to need 2xmic/headphone splitter and a 1x regular 3.55 splitter

plug your mics into the mic part and leave the headphone part empty.its a tedious setup but very cheap and does the job.

if you call me a sperg ill fucking kick your ass

i'm not sure what you mean by the bridge gap. i've put some velcro dots on the amp and player to keep them attached and it works fine

the headphones in the pic are 400ohm (on sale atm ~$15 off)

they can get loud enough off of just the x2 but they lose a lot of detail. the 320s sound fine just using the player but still sound better with an amp

stay autistic csg

I'd pay to watch you kick his ass

if thats the case ill give it a go later tonight, i think you're probably right and i have one of those adapters around here somewhere

nigga what why mic splitters?

>help i have a vague understanding of how electricity and signals work
>everyone here is autistic

What are you even trying to do?

Here you go dude

ebay.com/itm/Women-USB-Heated-Gloves-Hand-Electric-Heating-PC-Laptop-Powered-WOW-/262258151139

i have to make calls for my internship and i want to listen to music in my headphones while i do it. i cant do in on my phone, the app blocks the audio
i use headphones because it's easier than actually talking on the phone, im not using them for a mic or anything

Is this some sort of Russian meme?

my hands are pretty massive
and since they are 'women USB' im kinda worried about the fit
kind of why i asked /csg/

ironically im Australian
though Melbourne so winters are pretty bad for most Australia's standards

cause if you you plug a microphone only jack into a mic+headphones jack it wont fucking work

can vouch for these, my roommate ordered some cuz it gets cold af up here and they're awesome
just get a size up from your normal

Why is buying useless junk so addictive?

fuck you.just use a y-splitter cunt.

Kind of tricky to do with a cellphone camera but the image is nice and sharp. Some reviews online for it. Feels sturdy and well built. Max zoom would require a tripod or a something else to sturdy itself on.

Because it fires up the dopamine producers and receptors in your body or some shit.

Lord have mercy, unless your splitting the signal between the 2 earphones this wont work without software. You need to dedicate one earphone for phone and another for music, even the thing on on ali has a button to swap between the signals, you can just feed both signals onto the same line and get something usable..

i don't think you understand what he's trying to do.

there are no sizes

to fill the deep dark holes in our life, user

please update us when he gets electrocuted,thanks

will do
seriously? theres no way to mix signals

They're pretty comfy indeed
They're one size fits all dude you want to be comfy or not? Here's some "men's" versions

ebay.com/itm/Mens-USB-Heated-Half-Finger-Gloves-Washable-Fingerless-Winter-Hand-Wamrer-Gift-/272086574126

Already owned a pair for 2 years+ now and they're still holding up

waiting on an update from you too

Here ya go. Think about it user, you're sending 2 very different signals into the same line, you're going to need something to separate them or else you will just get static from the 2 signals modulating each-other. YOu might be able to make a project out of it with an adruino or something and split the signal on two asynchronous clock signals through the same line, could work...
tldr; no, it wont work without splitting signals.

>digital calipers
Are there any /csg/ approved decent ones?

You can just make a passive mixer with four resistors.

Summing amp if you want to get fancy.

Bought a Stirling engine (pic related) from Wish. I'm so fucking excited for it to come in. Idk why but neat mechanical/engineering desk ornaments fascinate me. I plan on 3D printing a basic transmission powered by this once it gets here.

should i buy the hybrids for €16.22 or are they going to be cheaper?

I'll have to look into this, more familiar with digital signals. Muh clocks

theyre normally ~22 USD
so yeah, thats a breddy alright deal

>spherical
what does that thing emulate?

becoming an chicken

> wear it along with a regular watch

thats going to look maximum stupid
and you are stupid for even considering it

have the 1st miband version, always wore it on the opposite hand to my watch hand.

don't like cluttering up one wrist

you understand why women like shopping now?

i wore my watch and mi band on one arm for a long time
it doesnt look stupid, you're just fucking retarded

i'm pretty sure everyone who saw you, thought it looked stupid

...

>$150
That doesn't sound like a great deal to be honest

Mi Band 2 has a screen and acts like a watch too, I guess that's why user asked

Also personally I'll avoid Mi Band 2 after Mi Band, can't forgive Xiaomi lack tracking when you get to bed too late

I was literally looking at buying something like this today.. The one I was looking at said it was 90x zoom? How far does yours zoom? The optics look good?

Is dhgate safe? Has anybody ordered from it?

It should be safe. I never personally ordered from it, but from what I know it is one of the older Chinese shopping sites.

Looking to try out new IEMs just for the sake of it.

What's the difference between the UE and UES I see others post about? And which one should I give the chinks my money for?

>Oukitel k6000 pro
>2 screen protectors for it
>one case
>one 18650 power bank(use my own batteries)

Get the 4in1 instead

UE = single driver UES = hyrbid

Not him but I am dumb, what does this mean?

I need a ~$15 knoif

Any suggestions?

Oneplus 3
xiaomeme pistons
rock zircon
2 xiaomi 10000mah powerbanks
1 cent earphones
car humidifier
some cheap micro usb to type C USB converter

Ikea.

chuwi hi8 pro+case+screen protector
micro usb to type c adapter
type c to type c cable
micro usb to usb OTG adapter
not-sharks
pad for shoulder strap
laptop charger
drawstring bag
a bunch of grid-its

what do you guys think of the chink diy radio kits?

elephone S7
OS: Android 6.0 Marshmallow
CPU: MediaTek Helio X20 MT6797 Chip
GPU: ARM Mali 780MHz
RAM: 4GB
ROM: 32GB support TF card
Band:
FDD-LTE: Band 1/3/7/8/20 (800/1800/2100/2600MHz)
TDD-LTE: Band 38/40
WCDMA: Band 1/2/5/8 (850/900/1900/2100MHz)
GSM: Band 2/3/5/8 (850/900/1800/1900MHz)
Cellular 2G/3G/4G Cat.4 Up to 150Mbps downlink, 50Mbps uplink
Sim Card: Dual SIM with Dual standby (Micro SIM + Micro SIM)
Service Provide: Unlocked
Screen: LG LTPS capacitve touch screen OGS
Size: 5.5 Inch Ultra narrow
Resolution: 1920 x 1080 pixels

pic related

Each ear piece has 2 different drivers that are meant to play within 2 different frequency ranges. Theoretically, this results in better sound than just one general purpose driver.

Waiting for a backpack and some backpack shaped pencil bags

Shitty IEMs
4 amplifier boards
Pen refill
Invisible ink pen
90 degree HDMI adapter
USB hub
Plastic 30ml bottle
Solder wick
Flashlight
Mechanical pencil
Micro SD card reader
Arduino nano
Whistle
Tiny container
Ripoff tamagotchi
Fountain pen

It's been in Australia for 4 days, when does my package arrive???
REEEE

Custom XBOXHUEG mousepad
Chink raybans
10 micro usb cables
Beard bro shaping tool
32GB shark
Plastic measuring spoons
Xiaomi Roidmi 2
Cheap ass 12V to usb car charger
Probe thermometer for meat and stuff
Bicycle led light (actually going to use it for my bbq)

Chinkshit actually overtook my life, how do I stop?

link to the blades my man

One of my orders arrived at Frankfurt Airport on the 9th of September and still did not reach me here in germany, I am desperately hoping that it just got delayed or missrouted and not destroyed by customs

;_;

>Mechanical pencil
redcircle or kuru?

Optics to me appear good but i'm no pro with this stuff. It is 10-30 x 25 zoom. I didn't mind the narrow aperture since I could always use my binoculars for large aperture. I liked that it zoomed far but was also very compact compared to other monoculars. desu 25x aperture is fine since at the distance you are looking at the 25x is providing enough field of view to observe something i.e., a moose across a plain. For birds darting across trees than no, it is much too narrow aperture for that.

It is 30x zoom.

link?

ebay.ca/itm/331221461788?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

>there aren't any USB-C flexible fans yet
You think if I asked nicely, they would start making them?

What's the timeframe for tooling up for something like that anyways?

Under a week

I hate this, once I ordered a Samsung Clone phone(I know it's a clone). The customs seized it.

why did they seize it?

I need these in my life.

Hey guys I went to GB, and noticed they had this quadcopter (with wireless feed, and control from your phone) for 50.99, is it any good? Anyone else buy it?
>gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_328232.html

Any decent chink drawing tablets?

Because it's a clone.

quadcopters are a crap shoot. watch youtube videos till you find what you really want and then price shop it

>out flying it
>someone calls you
>it crashes

I've heard good things about huion from /ic/

>Dealing with battery powered pen bullshit
It's better to just save up and get a Wacom tablet. Those things last for years anyway so it'll be worth the money.

Huion has USB powered tablets

Jokes on you, no one calls me.

some postie was roasting cones and crashed his shitcycle

link to pad?

Where can I buy a hat like Mitu's? It looks pretty comfy. Am I gonna get called a commie if I wear it out and about?

>Mitu
>commie
Just say it's a Canadian bunny

trump pls leave

s.aliexpress.com/fuAFZRVB

Some user posted this mousepad shich inspired me to make my own aswell, there are couple other anons with custom pads from this shop but I forgot to save their pictures, maybe someone else has them.

if it doesnt have the red star you won't be called a commie
theyre common in any cold country/area

Just buy a winter cap and sew a star of david on it

Wacom tablets are shit value for the money. You can get a tablet with a massive 6.25"x10" drawing surface for $50, or you can get a Wacom with 3.7"x6" for $85.

>tfw you chink shit just so you can show it off on /csg/

Looking for a replacement tablet for my mother, she used to use an old Acer a500 for a few years and now needs an upgrade. It's her birthday next month and I want to introduce her to the wonder that is CSG.

Anyone bought the mi pad 2 from everbuying? just about to pull the trigger and want any opinions.

Neither, some strange brand I found on gaybeast

go to /k/ for surplus commie gear

About to buy a 9c orange peeler

bought a cube tablet from goybest, i'm a little paranoid that they've installed some malware

I got one of the IronChink $40 tablets off newegg some years back, it came preinstalled with malware. I disabled it (couldn't remove, would require new kernel w/ blobs)

Nowhere is safe.

spooky, how would i go on about checking for malware, user?

Well mine was super obvious, launched popups and reset the browser's homepage to baidu GEE MR. CHING CHONG WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS?

On the other hand it came pre-rooted for obvious reasons. I gave it half a point extra in my review for that.

Received USB PS2-like gamepads 2 days ago. They cost around 4€ each and work flawlessly under android and Linux. Using them with RetroPie currently. They also arrived in 6 days to Korea, new record.

I also opened one up, everything looks alright. 1 rumbler inside, all buttons are padded, the start and select are a little wobbly, but that doesnt really matter, the important buttons are tight and press well

aliexpress.com/item/i/32386709374.html

Here's what I'm waiting on at the moment.

This is how you get cancer

>consuming mystery chink powder
be careful man

why are we ignoring the fact that said chink sugar costs 26 dollars for 500 grams.jesus christ how much does sugar cost in your country user?

Any good music players?

i think it isn't really sugar

it's not sugar, it's agar agar powder for making deserts like pic related

Safety razor recommendation?

To the user in the last thread that mentioned beta firmware on the ruizu x02, I can't find it anywhere on headfi. I'm searching the ruizu x02 thread for firmware and beta firmware, and it appears I can only find beta firmware for the Agptek B series

XDuoo X2 is the new /csg/ memep3 player, $31 and way better than any Ruizu (the old king)

gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?lkid=10098230

Coupon Code: XDX2RU

Review here:head-fi.org/products/xduoo-x2/reviews/12794

how can you make berries out of this mystery powder?im intrigued.

>agar
>buying the substance used to grow bacteria in from the chinese to use in culinary applications
nigger stop it right now

Does anyone else find a green phone really appealing?

Something eye catching instead of the usual white/black/gray rectangles.

I'm so confused

Yep you are asking for a bacterial infection or exotic disease with that shit.

you can make jellies and puddings from it like pic related. it's a very versatile ingredient. I hope what the chink is selling is legit because other sources are several times the price.

Agar doesn't have a magical property that makes it attract bacteria. It's used for growing bacteria because it has a semi-solid texture and can be customized by adding bacteria-helping nutrients into the broth before it hardens. By this logic mold growing on bread means that all bread is toxic mold.

good luck user,i hope you dont get aids or cancer.

can anyone give me recommendations for flashlights and bluetooth speakers on gearbest?

aliexpress.com/item/this_kills_neckbeards/32372498546.html
Just buy your blades locally. Can't trust chinks with that

What's the best/cheapest smart lightbulb? I just want one that I can sync with my alarm.

Never came to one of these threads until a friend of mine bought something off of aliexpress

Why is everything so cheap in comparison to amazon?

Im looking for a slim messenger bag to carry my laptop in and im looking at prices like $8 - $20 which is crazy.

I just dont want a shit product because the price is so low

What's the trust like for buying off Alibaba? I want to buy some 18650's and there are a lot of retailers but I have no way of trusting that the mAh capacity stated is legit...
Kinda seems like a "too good to be true" scenario.

>filling up the hole in your life with cardboard boxes
Good luck with that

You don't buy chink cells unless you're refurbing laptop batteries and reselling them on ebay.

>Why is everything so cheap in comparison to amazon?
if you browse ali enough you will start to recognise rebranded chinkshit being sold on amazon for 3-4x the price

stuff on ali is cheap because you're not paying some pasty white piggu money to import and market it with his decadent first world salary

I have this one and it's ok. Should have buy a boxed version though.
aliexpress.com/item/WEISHI-Double-Edge-Safety-Razor-9306-F/32521931436.html

they generally don't even import it anymore, just order it from china wholesalers to be delivered direct.

I was gonna DIY a battery pack for an ebike

>I was going to build a bomb that can't hold a charge

>stuff on ali is cheap because you're not paying some pasty white piggu money to import and market it with his decadent first world salary

Fucking this. Check this out, the same exact digital scale being sold on Amazon as "American Weigh" (lol at overcompensating in the name) and in China with no name:

amazon.com/American-Weigh-GEMINI-20-Portable-MilliGram/dp/B0012TDNAM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1475123372&sr=8-2&keywords=American Weigh Scale

aliexpress.com/item/WSFS-Hot-Sale-New-Portable-Milligram-Digital-Scale-20g-x-0-001g-USA-Fast-Free-Shipping/32719684762.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10065_10068_10067_112_10069_110_111_418_10017_109_108_10060_10061_10062_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10073_10070_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=7e5e6214-fb77-42f4-b919-3438af5ecc29

I'm pissed because I actually got jew'd into buying the American whitelabelled version

nah, Lithium batteries are pretty stable when you treat them right. Chink batteries, on the other hand...

received these boots today. they were supposed to be wide. they are not. the pic on the right is a comparison to another pair of shoes i have that are.
also, they are supposed to be leather. they are not. it's some pseudo shit. i mean they look fine, but absolutely not real leather.
and i expected it, but there's no arch support.
off to message the seller and see about a refund

Anyone have any fun project ideas that I can do with skateboard grip tape rolls?

Pseudo sand paper.

It's probably bonded leather, also known as PU leather. They take low quality leather, grind it up, and mix it with plastic. Some of it is decent quality but most is crap. In most countries you have to state that it's bonded leather, but, China.

Put it on the bars on the subway/bus so when it lurches people's hands get torn up

Gotta think bigger.
Make gloves from .

Did the server owner/admin from /csg/discord kill himself? You can add custom emojis now, it would be great to have Mitu/Jack Ma emojis but he needs to be around to approve them.

It's like a jewel...I really love it, but ppl say Mediatek is shit

If it's from alibaba and you know someone who speaks mandarin you can usually request a sample and test it yourself.

It's because the color green is soft on the eyes and relaxes you, whereas grays and blacks are neutral colors

That looks like this exact same one I almost bought on amazon but for half the price. amazon.com/dp/B00E6BQEEA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_yok7xbBA3ZPF6

Thanks

I made a vectorized version of this image, does /csg/ think if I changed the layout to be more horizontal it would make for a nice XL mousepad?

I was originally just gonna go for the basic Xiaomi black one.

Xiomeme VR
5 fake arduino variants
various modules and bits for arduinos
KZ HDS1 KZ ZS3
Trump hat
shark
5.8ghz antennas
type c cable and otg adptr

It's accepted to wear bracelets and shit on the watch arm, I personally don't like it, but whether I "can" do it or not depends on how large it is in comparison to m'watch.
the screen isn't active constantly, right?

Got this night light for 1,26€. Works so far in my corridor (lights permanent while night.)
Hope it will not burn my house down in my sleep.

ebay.de/itm/122089960857

regardless it is some shit

no sd card so get her bigger storage option.

jeslon

search ebay for milsurp ushankas
or search ali for ushankas
also yes, if you wear an ushanka with a red star on it you may look like a faggot commie larper

I want to eat ramen

will this kill me? aliexpress.com/item/2PCS-Home-Kitchen-Dining-Rapid-heating-Ramen-Bowl-Instant-Noodle-Bowl-Tableware-Ramen-Noodles-Bowls-10/32708037609.html

Or should I buy those fancy bowl ones

aliexpress.com/item/Newest-YG300-LCD-Projector-600LM-Home-Media-Player-MINI-Projector-For-Video-Games-TV-Home-Theatre/32669776039.html
How awful can it be?

Just go to any local home goods store are buy ant microwave ready bow.
Those look like shit, and overpriced.

was comfy the one who made it? i cant remember
i think comfy is gone. dunno if discord mods can do it

Xiaomi Mi Pad 2 Windows arriving today

Expect a review later

Just got
Ganzo knoif
adjustable tablet stand thing
USB C cable
screen protector
9 cent orange peeler
shoehorn
20 whiteboard markers
double sided tape
RedMeme pencil

>20 whiteboard markers
are you college?
>redmeme
review the pencil when you get it

What's the pencil for?

urethral play

drawing and writing presumably.

earbuds are Q5s desu

Comfy handed over ownership to some other guy early on, I don't know where he's gone

20 markers, because $4

also, scrumboards

pencil stuff, I guess

Some chinkshit arrived today.
It's a non-woven storage bag
s.aliexpress.com/3mEFF7ze
The bag is the XL one. It's big as I expected. It arrived folded x4 but I don't mind.

and a mousepad with wrist rest
s.aliexpress.com/AfAbyieQ
The quality of the mousepad is surprisingly good. It has a very good non-slippery surface below so it always sits where it's put. The fabric at the top is thin but feels strong and the wrist rest is comfy. I bet my mum will love it. The packaging for it was also surprisingly good, the packaging consisted of a double thick plastic layer enclosed with tape, inside the mousepad was covered with bubble wrap and inside that it even had its own plastic bag, plus the non-slippery surface was also covered with a plastic foil to be peeled so the material doesn't lose its stickiness from dust or whatever. The seller also put some gifts in my package. What a surprise eh? The gifts consist of a small all in one memory card to USB adapter, a small touch screen pen and this orange fishbone thing that I have no idea about.

Chink'd

Where do you live that you don't have an Asian market nearby?

Xiaomi meme band 2 and vr headset

>320x240
It's shite

I ended up getting a nice one on amazon... was $2 more than Ali, but hey 2 day shipping

I haven't checked for asian markets around me... Ill do that

Japan Post danbo and payday to buy more chinkshit

Do these have a battery or can I use a powerbank to power them?

I'd rather use a powerbank teebeeaych

Thats not how it works. If you use a powerbank or a usb plug to power it then it simply doesn't have enough current to kill you

that orange thing is to wrap like earbud cables around so they don't tangle

iPad is best for normies, just get her one. Buy refurbished if you're poor.

Billy hatcher

Why not just use gelatin?
>inb4 memegan

They work on a powerbank too, I've been using mine on my pc and haven't been electrocuted

its been more than a month since I ordered my mechanical pencil guys and it still hasn't arrived.

WAHT THE EFF YO

I'm gonna get a refund. Fuck it. if it ever gets here then whatever, 10 bucks ain't hurt mr. chinaman.

>One month
You in for a ride, son

>Yes, we know everything already is from China.

No it is not you pedophile piece of shit.

The thread is going along just fine without you, Lithuanian scum.

Wish you and pissphone could get gassed by some Nazi ghosts

So, about the senfer ue, I've decided that there are 2 levels of volume, perfect and imperfect, the problem being that perfect volume feels like it's gonna damage my ears, since it's so loud and imperfect doesn't emphasise the bass enough. This might improve with burn in, but be warned.

I sent this on my phone so sorry for the post looking and or spelling like shit

Anyone bought from Geekbuying using Europe-Express? How long did it take to ship?
I ordered on Friday and looks like it's still in Spain, Retenido en Aduana/Policia (Retained at Customs / Police).

Clone wars belong in a galaxy far far away

Sorry for being a pleb, but can you explain "burn in" to me? First time I've heard about this.

Who is a pedophile now? Regular OP?

It's audiophile placebo shit.

>urethral_play.webm

Urethral play is a more productive hobby to be honest

Why is the man in pain?

>Why not just use gelatin?

Gelatin would melt in my climate.

**TWITCH**
**JERK**
**CRINGE**
what did he mean by this?

He bought a crappy $2000 headphones

ROTATIONAL VELOCIDENSITY

that's pleasure not pain

>Undeliverable item, has been returned to shipper

Welp. it never showed up on local post tracking and I know that my address is correct. Fucking PostNL

forced meme is forced

you had one job. you don't deserve /csg/

Re-tape your skateboard.

If you don't have the equipment (high current and power electronic load, fume hood and fireproof table) to test all cells before making a pack, don't buy chink cells. Better to buy from places recommended in e-bike forums.

Just ordered one of these
How did I do?

is gay beast getting jewy with the good boy points? I just did a review with picture and video and only got 10 points.

11/10 purchase.
On my personal top 10 of best toys ever.
Those were the tits 15-20 years ago!
Might order a few to give as small gifts for friends from back then... I remember how we used to play with them in class driving the teacher mad. Good times...

I'm not even into chinkshit I just open the threads to read the news.

Just got these rainbow fans and rubber mounting screws for them theyre a bit louder than my old cooltek silent fans but not too bad since my pc is under my desk.

They use molex so i was able to daisy chain them, made the cable management easier but uglier

links:
aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-20-X-PC-Case-Fan-Silicone-Anti-vibration-Shock-Absorption-Noise-Reduction-Screws/32655180957.html

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Colorful-Quad-4-LED-Light-Neon-Clear-120mm-PC-Computer-Case-Cooling-Fan-Mod15/32679541878.html

aliexpress.com/item/Binmer-Good-Sale-Colorful-Quad-4-LED-Light-Neon-Clear-80mm-PC-Computer-Case-Cooling-Fan/32713383055.html

That's some old school pc ricing right there

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I guess im a bit old school since i have 2 crts and a model f hooked up to this beast lol.

Those are awesome. Childhood well spent with those.

Anyone have the comparison pictures of dealsmachine.com/best_174264.html which show the differences between the decent version and the shitty version?

>1 cent earphones
Link?

>xiaomi miband2 with steel strap
>ganzo and sanrenmu knives
>earplugs
going to order some KZ-ATE for my cousin, a nice christmas present. she loved them when she tried mine.

ive been shaving my head and face with chink razors for a year and had no problems, theyre dorco ST-300

>ordered one of those jackets that got posted here before
>they message me that they're out of brown
straight to the fucking trashcan

Is the item a power bank / knoife or something like that?

Certain items cannot be delivered in certain countries, user

Well in the early 2000s it was common place as fuck to see rainbow led fans on PCs.

Any good chink starps?

The ones that come with cheap watches are always unwearably bad.

Well lads, my RN3P just arrived from gearbest, after exactly 1 week from the date of ordering.

What should I do to check for chink botnet?

PSA GUYS NEVER FUCK WITH ELECTRICITY ESPECIALLY INSIDE YOUR PC

>got new sick rainbow fans
>want to do a 7v mod to them
>take pic related stripped molex cable to test it if it works
>12v molex live and ground hit my side panel
>it gets lit on fire and as im panicking i extinguished the small fire with the side panel
>tfw my 1200€ pc and maybe the whole house almost got burned down

So the lesson is know what the fuck youre doing and pay attention, be careful kids.

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Price?

should have done the world a favour and let yourself burn

holy shit
/csg/, post moar little cheap toys, i need something to play with while my code is compiling

nuke it and install CM13

There are some on Gearbest that regularly go on flash sale for $3.99. I have them, they are definitely cheap but they work.

>i need something to play with
the answer is between your legs

>PSA: don't be a fucking retard
No shit dumbass.

Time for the fun of doing that on the kate version of the RN3P

w2c RN3P Kate version with B20/24? HKG is out of stock and topone doesn't specify which version is being sold

Surprised they even have rumble, extra effort I suppose

>elephone S7
Wow, that looks so fucking fabulous!

>My pens came in today. 2 for 99¢

I honestly did read this at first as "my penis came in today"

Spoke too soon, package just arrived. The tracking service is pretty much useless.
My first smartphone, dark grey international version with more bands.

>dark grey
mah nigga

>Hey user, I didn't know that Samsung made galaxies in green!

Slav user here, got 3 of my orders in 2 days. Kind of a mixed bag.

- 2 Replacement analog sticks for a PS3 gamepad from miniinthebox. Look okay, quality is pretty average. Gotta dig out that solder iron and do some fixin'.

- Xiaomi Zi5/Zi7 AA/AAA battery charger/powerbank from gaybeast. This one is actually pretty nice, cost me $6 with a coupon .

3. PS Vita 2000 trigger grip from miniinthebox. I had one for PSV1000 and it was comfy, decided to get one for new vita and yeah, chinks screwed up my order and sent me a grip for 3DS XL. I actually have a 3DS XL but mine is OG and this is for N3DS XL. GODDAMIT CATHY.

I also got a mesage from post office saying they'll drop off another package today, I'm pretty its 4x Xiaomi rechargeable AA batteries (yeah, I felt for the xiaomeme hard, don't judge).

Btw am I lucky or chinks have stepped it up with the delivery time? I ordered most of this stuff 2-3 weeks ago and it has already arrived. Usually it takes up to 1,5 to get here.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS, CATHY?

So, I'd like to install CM13 on my RN3P, but I can't even get the fucking debugging mode to work and have ADB recognise it.

gr8

Any guesses what came in the post today Cred Forums?

So I got chinked and got a charger that doesn't work correctly from Ali.
I'd like a refund but it's less than 5$. I don't want go through a ton of trouble for it.

What's the best way to proceed?

where do I get the fucking totoro one?

Threat store owner you'll have to give him 1 star. After that propose he gves you total refund

chinks trying to make your dick explode once again:

aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-Hips-Women-Semi-See-Through-Sheer-Pants-Leggings-Lingerie-Flare-Leg-Trousers-Bell-bottoms/1850171512.html

Eesh tough crowd. It's a $0.10 Darth Vader keychain (Gearbest) and a Nomos watch with steel strap (Ali).

So I did a GearBest review and gave it 3 stars, they opened a support ticket for me. What do I do?

just received a global ROM Mi Max in 4 days (UK here)
camera is shit, but display + everything else is pretty good.
Currently have an issue with dt2w/fingerprint scanner - screen turns on and unlocks then immediately locks again, basically flashing.
any anons ran into this issue with any Xiaomi phones?

also all that shit came with it free + not advertised, 10/10 seller

I've had that light for like 4 months user. I keep it in the bathroom(My sink/vanity mirror isn't behind a door in my retarded apartment layout), it gives pretty solid light. I think I shoulda gone for a red one though. It's not too bright as to wake anyone up either.

>buying a charger straight from china
it's like you want to see your house burn.

anyway. my item stuck in chink airport for 2 months. i open a dispute and seller refunded me.

It's a shame that you didnt get the regular black Nomos. Since Nomos doesn't make them with the red hands.

this is how i did it on my redmi 1s.
get root file from xiaomi forum.
flash it with their stock recovery.
get on play store and installed twrp.
flash cm13 with twrp.
easy.

My complete collection of chink watches from left to right
Fake DW, Yazole, fake Nomos and Soxy

I already have a better knockoff, the Rodina ST17. I just wanted to see how bad chink knock offs can be.

>first smartphone
even my dad got it earlier.

I'm planning on buying a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro and I'm kinda nervous that it won't have a good OS.

Will I even notice a difference if the OS is different? Is flashing a ROM a hard thing to do? Will I fuck up the phone if I install the latest Android OS?

ultrasone that's why

>6.44"
why

I liked my Elephone P9000 for a while, when a few months after release the software never got much better both for official and unofficial firmwares, and the phone started to become progressively more flimsy, so i am somewhat regretting buying it.

Their own software being shit, and CFW being shit because of MediaTek is a recurring thing with their phones.

xiaomi.eu rom is generally recommended and what I'm running.
Either that or Chinese rom, because generic "global rom" sounds like it could cause any number of issues.
Other than that, have you googled around?

Oops, I chinked myself. Forgot I cut the power to the adapter when I left. It does work
It's a small universal battery charger.
Also has USB output so it can function as a powerbank (that doesn't work with NiMHs though)

>it's like you want to see your house burn.
It's USB powered. Hard to fuck that up so much.

>this

youtu.be/4_ImE0sRnfM

Making new thread now, nice to see some last minute entries I'll make sure to include in the news too.

>It's USB powered. Hard to fuck that up so much.

My PC is all kinds of fucked up now thanks to a 7 port usb hub. Turns out it was firing electricity back into my PC and frying my mobo slowly. Now the PC shuts off suddenly from fried capacitors. I'm going to have to replace my mobo thanks to those yellow demons.

Got a new Chinese Disney Tsum Tsum in, slightly smaller than Kermit Tsum Tsun I posted some threads back. Could be fake could be real, screen cleaning fabric is different from the Kermit one and it's a bit smaller which could indicate it being a copy but I only paid $2 for it so I don't care.

>windows

It looks like a rebranded/fake liitoKala, which are safe. However, i got the littokala version of this and the batteries do get quite hot.

does the nomos has the logo on the crown? is that the "thin" version? (DW like?)

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My Pi zero is all chinked up, USB OTG Hub arrived yesterday, and the Shark and Wifi dongle are also chink.

It doesn't matter where the electricity comes from, that shit's gonna overcharge an 18650 and blow it up.

Battery I have in it is still cold.
But I set it to charge at 0.5A instead of 1A

New bread when?

being made, see

New thread here

the sale ended quickly user, sry

I have one of as well, and I've ordered for at least 3 more for friends.

They are amazing for the price, the only downside is the battery life.

It's a bit over an hour, which is perfect for the shower (lasts the whole week) but I like to take it hanging outside and it usually dies sooner than I'd like to.

But yeah, for the shower it lasts the entire week on a single charge

PS: The red one I ordered looks pretty close to pink IRL

After several (40/50+) hours playtime they slightly change "sound" and settle.

At first when you use new headphones/earbuds/etc they have a different sound than the one it will have forever after a few dozen hours

link?

Looks cool user, hope it works well.
I used to have an engine that ran on steam, was so fucking cool hearing it chug away like a mini steam train.
Wish i could find the bloody thing