Systemd/Linux aka Linuxd

I made this video for you guys:

youtube.com/watch?v=9SzWty1C2r4

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5v2-DBw3iZs
youtube.com/watch?v=HwfH-rLG-Vs
github.com/systemd/systemd/commit/531ac2b2349da02acc9c382849758e07eb92b020
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>VirtualBox
You're asking for it.

>VirtualBox
You're a CS Microsoft shill first grader, don't you?

Bug's been fixed, lad. Spicy ending tho.

>using toy os
thanks for the keks

wouldn't happen on Arch Linux.

Why not Linu xD?
xD

ubuntu? yeah i don't have systemd os on my workstations. just slack, freeBSD and devuan.

VirtualBox is necessary to give clearly example for freedesktop.org fags

nope, really I'm a clang developer

quality post

>VirtualBox
>mac

i use slackware. what is this systemd you speak of

dimmi il nome della song che usi all'inizio che mi fa sentire nella giungla

>no LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>no l33t h4x0r wallpaper
>mac
Mediocre

You're right. Maybe your are better than me on working with NEC VR4300 asm code. weeaboo screenshot is the proficiency test on Cred Forums

intendi l'intro? l'ho preso da questo video youtube.com/watch?v=5v2-DBw3iZs

KEK


/thread

Also, don't you already have an autism friendly tinfoil thread up, OP?

>Also, don't you already have an autism friendly tinfoil thread up, OP? →

not my thread

>iToddler trying to be "clever"

Well go contain your autism in that thread, don't shit up Cred Forums with your retardation, iToddler

not enough screenfetichism and waifus?

Who is clever? People in production writing gluecode for let systemd work with GPFS?

>being italian

I don't share ravioli with strangers

Allora usa openrc e divertiti a fare casini con i pacchetti mantenuti da systemd :D

>not using gentoo

Wouldn't hitting ctrl+C fix the problem?

veramente sto sviluppando il DE per devuan e in ambito server/embedde oltre a QNX uso solo freeBSD o devuan. In quest'ultima tutti i pacchetti sono stati epurati da systemd

It's a fixed bug, it even says in the video description. The dum mactoddler got too late.

Systemd is actively maintained

That doesn't answer my question

Quindi sei uno degli sviluppatori di devuan?p.s. bello lo sfondo del terminale

Can't solve a non-existent problem

youtube.com/watch?v=HwfH-rLG-Vs

yeah, systemd can't solve non-existent problems except for ineptitude of system administrators.

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! This entire thread is comedy gold!

Ok, so they took the patch...what about all the other bullshit?

I knew this would happen. The design and rollout process has been following the same fucking MS track that is used for their software. Phase 1: write it, Phase 2: get people to use it when they don't need to, Phase 3: if you don't adopt it, ream it down their throats then step back and denounce them Phase 4: finish killing off any stragglers at the edge, Phase 5: lock their asses in and make them your bitch. Phase 6: OH FUCK WE ROLLED IT OUT TOO FAST PATCH PATCH PATCH Phase 7: um, no, that wasn't our fault, really, trust us, try version 2 OH SHIT ANOTHER ROUND PATCH PATCH PATCH Phase 8: seriously shut the fuck up and just do as we say, we know better than you (goddamnit they've found another hole, get that shit patched or I will fire the entire fucking team) Phase 9: we have replaced the team and will introduce version 3.

Phase 3 was last year. We are at Phase 4.

Fuck, I'm gonna /love/ this, watching everyone scramble to fix the bazillion fucking holes in the project because it's over-engineered.. (grabs chair and popcorn)

Burn you motherfuckers, burn. And yes, you really do fuck your mothers.

github.com/systemd/systemd/commit/531ac2b2349da02acc9c382849758e07eb92b020

Hei boy here is the OP. I love you

Premium autism speak, need translation

MY SIDES

Try again, OP.

Kill yours'self

you are a fucking retarded. Do you even read the description?

"Disclaimer:

systemd 231-7ubuntu1 yakkety; urgency=medium

* SECURITY UPDATE: zero-length notify message triggers abort/denial of
service
- systemd-dont_assert_on_zero_length_message-lp1628687.patch: change
assert to simple return + log LP: #1628687
- Thanks to Jorge Niedbalski [email protected] for
the patch.

— Steve Beattie [email protected] Wed, 28 Sep 2016 18:34:08 -0700

The bug was fixed during the uploading of my video. But Cred Forums seems to have lost irony cause arch-screenfetch-weeaboos
...

The undersigned, the "iToddler who trying to be clever": I'm a reverser engineer, not a fucking Arch's script kiddo. I talk about the code, not about a fucking religion."

> the video is made by an apple user
opinion discarted

Jesus, the autism in this thread.

sorry senpai but I've to fix your greentext.
>the video is made by a Darwin developer