Woke up this morning

woke up this morning

>see this

what do?

honestly what is this?

Hi, Reddit. First week here?

Sup newfriend

no, but probably first year?

It's the 1st of October user

Dumbshit phone poster

That's a virus my friend.

Its the 1 year anniversary of when that /r9k/ poster shot a bunch of people and later killed himself in a collage in america.

That's why there are party hats everywhere.

>collage
Europoor education everybody

Shit I'm no new fag but I didn't expect to see this in clover. Nigga took the time to implement and test it. That is some dedication.

And made his app near unusable for one day a year

Didn't test well enough I guess cause you can't read shit.

Goddammit fuck off you piece of shit

Go fuck yourself with your smartphone.
That's the smartest solution.

If only there was a system to auto-ban all smartphone users trying to visit this site. The quality of posting would increase 600%.

I'm literally taking a shit while posting from my phone right now. This triggering you yet?

I hope your shit tears your anus and bleeding ensues.

>lolxD triggered
Quit spouting memes you fucking flamer

Triggered

t. Shitposting from phone while in comfy bed faggot

I'm just as comfy as you are and am not even near my phone. Suck a dick.

That's because you're a basement dweller. Do you even go outside? Or does your mom bring you hot pockets to masturbate with and then eat it?

>projecting this much
Top kek

>Going out and having to browse Cred Forums
wow some people are lonely unsociable virgins

if you used a proper browser and not a pleb mobile client, you would see the HAPPY 13TH BIRTHDAY text

pleb

I'm typing with my dick without telling anyone.

>change the date on your phone
Problem solved

//s.4cdn.org/image/partyhat.gif

Paste that into your 'My Filters' tab on uBlock Origin.

Just wait until Halloween.

>literal shitpost

>Implying amerifats know grammar and spelling
toplel comrade

Your phone broke.

Not a problem on comfy clover

Better pic

Ahahahaha
Lurk moar.

Who the fuck thought it will be a good idea.

>If smartphone posters were banned, the quality of posts would be higher

Toppest of keks

Everyone, post pictures so that pnoneposters won't be able to read threads and reply to them. That'll get them to fuck off for a day.

It's time to stop posting, smartphone user.

>mfw smartphone user tells me I'm a smartphone user

Must be a small dick, or a big keyboard.

Kill yourself

back to plebit newfag

Werking for me :^)

I'm on a phone because my only non-server computer got fucked and I agree with you.

>new phoneposter

>shitposting
>complaining about shitposters

you do know that this is why girls don't like you right

Dashchan does not have this problem.

Based Dashchan

U U U U

Not an issue with iOS safari
stay mad androidfags

tell me why "the quality of posting" would increase if there were no phone posters.
now.

>not browsing Cred Forums through lynx

top pleb

That happened to me this morning. Was not fun.

If you had to make a thread to figure this out then you must suck at trouble shooting. If you Google Cred Forums party hats there is tons of links explaining it . there is even a Reddit link so a Windows scrub like you can have people to Jack off with upvotes and still get your answer. You are the soul reason this site is getting worse.

It's usable for me , pro tip got gud or leave

Nigger

My phone using Clover doesn't have this problem :^)

>not browsing Cred Forums with wget/curl and a cronjob

pls leave Cred Forums

>being this new
wew lad

>Torch
kek

>had to grasp to a letter to try and hide his butthurt
ameriniggers ladies and gents

I'm here since three years and saw this shirt the first time. Not that I'm a oldfag...

THIS THREAD MUST BE CLEANSED WITH EBONY

>honestly what is this?
newest entry in my ublock filter list

>Racemixing is proven to cause conflicts for children
>Marriages between WM/BF are proven to be more solid and last longer
>Blacks are proven to be an inferior race
>Good black women want nothing more than a loyal husband and loving children

Some problems with mobile users:

1) It's hard to type on touchsceens. This means people are more likely to make shorter posts, with shorter words in. This obviously leads to a lowered level of discourse.

2) It's hard to read due to the smaller screen and harder to navigate a thread than on PC. This applies to boards, threads and posts. A long post is more likely to be ignored on a phone as it is just so hard to read. If a thread is several hundred posts long then it just won't be read through, and the phone user's post has more chance of being irrelevant to the discussion. And it's harder to browse boards too, possibly meaning increased likelihood of duplication of threads as mobile users miss/can't be bothered to check for them.

3) Images. Many of us have hundreds if not thousands of images saved and meticulously catalogued. This is an image board of course. It's not outrageous to suggest that people on mobile devices don't have that many, and that they'e not well organized. Plus, it's harder to quickly save a new image if you don't have one that fits to what you want, or if you're searching for something in particular. Not impossible, but harder. So, mobile users almost certainly have less images, which are organized poorly, and it's a pain to quickly get a new one. So what will this lead to? Spamming of the same few images over and over again. As more mobile users see these, they'll save them and keep posting them too. An epic new maymay is born.

4) Easy to ban evade from. As OP said, or even just connecting to multiple wifi networks as they go about their day. Obviously this could be done with a laptop, and lots of IPs can be changed with a router reset. However, this is not a reason to allow those who can do it so easily and perhaps without even realizing.

>It's the 1st of October user
>1st of October
>writes it as 10/1/2016

Yeah what a retard. I'm pretty it was definitively a cottage.