You ever fuck a technology, Cred Forums?

You ever fuck a technology, Cred Forums?

is that cameltoe or underwear?

No, I would never fuck a technology.

i shoved a trackball up my ass once

does that count?

If dragon dildos are technology then yes.

Was it difficult shitting it out?

yes, fleshlights are technology.

Looks like a robot m8

not him, but no. And i did it with a golf ball.

not really

they're really smooth

my friends would bully me and say that I have sex with my PC
jokes on them I wish it was possible

>>not knowing what camel toe is

>cameltoe

?

where do you see any kind of crevice in that image?

Super sad, but when I touch my S7 and it vibrates in response, I like to imagine that it vibrates back out of affection.

>cameltoe
what?

>

You ever kill a technology, Cred Forums?

Well onaholes are technology right? I fucked one when I hooked with a transexual prostitute once. She lubed my cock up and used it, was bretty gud. (Hope it was well cleaned before I used it...)

shoop

Idk, I have it from a wallpaper site :^)

i can tell from the pixels, and having seen quite a few shoops in my time

Doesn't look like to me, but okay.

is that a silicone doll? or are you referring to the implants

>IseeWhatYouDidThere

you didn't... how old are you?

The photo doesn't look like it's been manipulated, besides probably some colour correction.

I'd totally fuck a technology.
Waiting for one in the post.

Yes

I once made a pair of remotely controllable vibration motors with an Arduino and a simple serial protocol, controlled by a Python script that checked the levels of a Pulseaudio monitor and set the vibration intensity based on the current volume.

Then I stuck the motors into an onahole and started up some porn on a laptop, so the motors would vibrate more the louder the moans in the video. I ended up fucking that onahole/vibrator/laptop setup so often and so hard it fell apart within a few weeks.

If that doesn't count as fucking technology, I don't know what does.

I don't need sex because my ISP fucks me every day!

Kek

cute

I laughed. Fuck you.

this place is fucking reddit

would if I could but I ain't because I can't

Stupid frogposter

>IseeWhatYouDidThere
>you didn't...
Jesus, what a faggot.

how virgin are you?

as expected of Cred Forums
never change

I would

why is this thread still going

can confirm is shooped, the thighs are shooped too

t. /p/hotofag