What's your programming fuel? For me it's coffee

What's your programming fuel? For me it's coffee.

Cum

My little sister's company. She usually goes into my room after school to chat a little and play on her android tablet.

Weed, xanies, and Adderall

Do you fuck?

My autism.

Only when she's on the pill.
If not she just sucks me off

mmm cute

You sick fucks of course I don't molest my sister, she's my fucking aiater. Jesus christ you people here are messed up.

None. I used to use tea to pump me up, but caffeine dependence is worse than weed dependence.

I use water, exercise, lemonade, fresh avocado smoothie, and sometimes weed to put me in that programming mood.

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>caffeine dependence is worse than weed dependence.
Caffeine doesn't cause permanent psychological damage kiddo.

>caffeine dependence is worse than weed dependence

Some pure street speed can keep me going for hours.

If you stay below 300mg of caffeine a day it's beneficial. That's like 3 cups, so most people easily stay under.

>caffeine
>ever worse than THC addiction

intelligence

Yeah but if we ever have a apocalypse and you are caffeine dependent, the dependence will be your death, fag

>I have never smoked weed

Caffeine addiction potential is significantly higher than Weed.

The worse is when you need to pump caffeine into you veins I the morning to be somewhat functional. You'll feel groggy without it. It's being used as a very by the majority of the world.

Weed is abused by 12 year olds. Workingmen use it to safely destress and relax after a days work.

Being used as a crutch**

Semen.

Caffeine doesn't lead to harder drug use like heroine, LSD, or crack you moron. Weed might not kill you and has positive benefits for medical reasons, but it's called the gateway drug for a reason.

cold brew

grind 2 cups coffee, mix with 2 quarts filtered water, sit it on your counter for a couple days, run it through a coffee filter and refrigerate

this makes 4:1 concentrate, mix it with water or almond milk to make 8:1 which is about the same caffeine content as regular coffee, or just drink it straight if you like to get jittery

>it's called the gateway drug for a reason

it's called "propaganda", you fucking nonce

Big Mac, French Fries, Mountain Dew and porn.

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>Weed might not kill you
That is until you have a psychotic episode and you do a flip out of the window

Food is my fuel dude. All you lanky fucks run on coffee and forget about basic bodily functions then you wonder why you're exhausted all the time and why you can't get any work done

Found the teenager.

Ritalin

I sometimes do overtime at work without realizing it.

Smoking marijuana every now and then doesn't really make it a dependence. Besides, caffeine addiction has sizable effects on your general health.

Lots of water.

If I'm doing boring shit like annotating datasets for training an SVM (doing that at work right now) I'll pump myself up by listening to edgy metal I was into as a teenager but if I'm doing actual programming music is either distracting (even calm shit like Enya) or I'm so in the zone, I put on an album, write a few lines and suddenly realize the album ended and I've been sitting there in silence for like 45 minutes without even noticing that the first song ended.

Nicotine.

Underage porn

That's fucking propaganda you fucking christian. I smoked weed for ten years. Once the people I smoked with moved on to college and other things I stopped from one day to the next. It doesn't even cause withdrawal of any kind.

Learn to think by yourself and stop trusting those pamphlets they give you in church you faggot piece of shit.

Someone logical here

adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, dexedrine.

>Smoking marijuana every now and then doesn't really make it a dependence
>caffeine addiction has sizable effects on your general health.

:^)

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>tfw edgelord tier

>all this kid talking about weed
>knows nothing about klobot
toppest kek

also, klobot
best with black coffee in the morning