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what kinds of programs is /g working on at work?

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google map clone using free libraries & fuzzy address search

imagine the shitstorm that ad would cause if it was made in $CURRENT_YEAR

Automated identification of persons, identifying their interpersonal networks and logging of communications, location/activity/travel tracking, using heterogeneous sources such as cell phones, internet service traffic, webcams, microphones, wall socket noise, remote cameras -- both watching wide fields of view and those pointed at barriers such as windows (lip reading and resonance with the barrier itself), and other miscellaneous field assets either already set or placed by field agents.

A compiler

ARM neon for a mobile mathematics library, specifically the goal is to making the quaternions faster than the current implementation.

Why

I work for an investment firm and my job basically consist of writing programs to parse reports so we can modernize some of the old data.

Uncle Sam wants to watch and stalk all the camwhores simultaneously.

They got kik?

OCR for financial document tagging and cathegorization

Retired COBOL programmer here.

HA ha fuck you!

what? dont the chinse programmers have girls that coddle them as they do programming

its a great idea - adds a human touch

how could people survive with such small salaries back then???

Cmon.

I'm proud of our /g pro programmers.

I made a program that helps me to quantify my shit every day. It makes some cool graphs!

I'm currently developing a C compiler in vanilla Javascript.

I'm sorry, I am not at liberty to say.

Because the cost of living was much lower.

When that advert was posted, a pint of lager probably cost about 6p.

Is that faggotass YTCracker on the pic?

Software that pretty much runs the biggest real estate agency in the country.

and who on earth would pay you to do that?

That was prior to stagflation and the mediocrity of Keynesian economic theory rearing their heads.

I don't know whether I should continue my current job or not
is 10 months on the job a good time to quit and get a new one?

>same technologies
>same basic concepts
>same boring projects
It has stagnated
the only new thing I'm learning is the magic of refactoring

have any of you been in this situation before?

I think 10 months is long enough that you don't look flighty, especially if you can tell your next employer that you felt like you'd learned as much as you could from that job and wanted to keep on learning.

github.com/nick-gits/calcupy

I'm a professional, prove me wrong

seems cool, but if you weren't paid to do it, you're no professional

>programming on my weekend
Not a chance.

i helped develop and maintain a vast network of fizz buzz modules at M.I.T

( Mumbai Institute of Technology )

DESIGNATED

more liek YOU want to stalk the camwhores

is it in java

I get paid in children's laughter.

LOO

Military flight simulator software.

Worse, it's mostly PHP.

nobody. it's likely a university project. developing a parser to ready a small group of syntax before preparing machine code.