/csg/ Chink Shit General

As if that's free shipping

Context of gif?

Also wondering what's wrong, did it eat weed?

Looking for heated gloves that wont kill me for the cold weather.

Whats the /csg/ recommendations?

Brain damage caused by chink dog toys

you can strip Aliexpress links from everything behind the .html, but leave the item number inside it, otherwise it doesn't work

If you can afford a secondary house you can afford not to fill it with /csg/.

>he's so much of a pussy that he has to wear heated gloves

>Not being maximum jew in every area of your life

dogs are fucking stupid
glad I got a kitty

>implying maximum jew isn't just to rent out the second home unfurnished to some schlub

i transport using my bicycle!
i dont have the balls for frostbitten fingers

fuck, yeah i know. made a mistake

aliexpress.com/item/it_should_work_now/32560887675.html

imgur.com/gallery/umQzXoL
>Weed

s.aliexpress.com/j6ZbYzuM

thats hot

did i get chinked?

I got the house from some old chink couple, actually

That's more like for motorcycle. Is there anything cheaper or even unheated, suitable for cycling in cold weather?
Not him btw.

Yes, does it even shuffle?

I don't see why you would want one of those in the first place. Without a proper interface it's garbage

it doesnt

yeah cool

That's actually incredibly rad.

would you guys remind me when the black rock zircons on gearbest are in stock again, thanks

Mine has 5 min battery life

iPod shuffle is cool idea of worry free player, but so far I haven't found any good clone.

Bought a 256GB flash drive from Taobao for about $45 usd.

Hey, that's mildly adequate

What's up with the 4K speeds

Small file writes is really slow as can be seen from the 4K speed. Large file R/W is pretty decent.

What earphones should I buy next? I liked the Zircons but after the cable broke on the 2nd pair I gave up on them. Can I get the nigga bass with Senfer UEs?

Run h2testw.

Could just as easily get it here

banggood.com/ROCK-Zircon-In-Ear-Wire-Control-Stereo-Nylon-Weaving-Stereo-Earphone-For-Cellphone-p-998892.html

Do any of you know if you can put a chink ssd in an old macbook, I think it's from 2007/2008 or so.

I might be able to get one on the cheap. It might make a nice beater to take with me on trips, but I'm not sure if it's worth the money.

How's the size on that one? My current one is too small also wireless, hate to replace batteries even if it's like once every year or longer.

I tried a few mice for sizes in the electronics store and the steelseries ones I liked most I think, deathadders were also good, maybe a tiny bit too small even.

It's taking too long. I already have 112GB of data stored on it, with 60GB of video files that I can open with no problem, so I'm pretty sure it's not fake.

There's a really good review on the mouse: overclock.net/t/1545652/perrix-mx-1800-programmable-gaming-mouse-review

Can't really comment on the size, I don't really have anything to compare it at the moment, the mouse suits my hands well, I have a fingertip grip, though.

Whats the recommended vendor for Xiaomi battery banks? All the ones I can find are pretty fucking expensive.

i got this bluetooth receiver from GB i couple of days ago.

i use it to make my speakers wireless.
works all right, battery life is so far good. i am a couple of hours in.

thanks, too expensive. on GB i could have it for half the price

Also, I had it for more than a year now, and the only problem with it is that the paint is starting to fade, works perfectly otherwise.

Then buy the white ones.

don't tell me what to do

How about the sound quality? Can you get the nigga bass with that?

>tfw bought an intel 600p

Just bought this lads, I wonder what it will be.

>yify

my gf gave birth to a niglet after i listened to music through this

A 10
V 10

thanks yify

>yify

Thanks for the link, seems like a decent mouse, though I really want something bigger for palm gripping. The measurements that guy posted on the site says it's bigger than my mouse which is good. But without trying it beforehand I can't really justify buying it

Your SSD ain't comparable with YIFY's compression.

IN WINTER THE MOST[WARMING][FIRE] COWBOY PASSION

Do the chinks make a version with nigga bass?

Careful, that iron doesn't actually have temp control.

Good chink microsd cards 64gb to 128gb??

Probably Counter Strike for the Genesis

What does the knob do then?

Does anyone have experience on Rock Mumo, KZ HDSE or Moxpad X90 bluetooth earphones?

Daewoo

How does it work?

Url?

Mitsubishi

Just changes the power to the heating element.
It won't try to keep a constant temperature during heat transfer.

i dont get the yify being bad meme. they make good torrents with good quality and reasonable sizes on public trackers.

anyway the point is, after you max out the SLC buffer of 16GB, copying a file to itself runs it down to being slower than a USB2.0 drive. not to mention each write counts towards two write cycles on the S.M.A.R.T. data which isnt even accessible so you cant see how much of the warrantable total written bytes or remaining spare sectors are left, at which point the drive will lock itself into read only mode.

Umh, thanks.

Is there a /csg/ approved bluetooth headset?

Have this super rare Stallman in payment

Probably something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=oySxoCMotfc

>blogger community
>ponies
>pokemon
>degenerate sex toys
Makes more sense than you might think

bluetooth anything is fucking garbage

I highly recommend that you kill yourself

there is literally nothing wrong with it. 10 euros buys you exactly that. its good for soldering and tinning wires, something you can do with a lighter anyway. actually a lighter is better because you can use it for shrink wrap as well.

a temperature controlled soldering iron will run you up to probably 30 yuropoor dollars for a basic model.

...

lord knows it's tempting

I just need something to talk with my mom ;_;

You realise the suggestions are based on the items you've browsed?

actually bluetooth 4 low power devices are grand. they can run for 8 hours+ transmitting data. i have some biometric devices i use.

The 936D starts at 20 bucks
has real temp control, takes hakko tips, and doesn't need a station (which I'm guessing you want if you don't solder often)

it looks like you want to be a pokemon trainer.

>uses corded earphones on gym
Enjoy your falling-off-eartips. Do you even lift?

during DingWang festival October, chinese watch chinese friends episode thankyou
youtube.com/watch?v=AcDvkjug9RY

you plug it in your speakers either with a jack,or in my case rca to jack cabel. pair it with your laptop/phone whatever and thats it.you can now listen to music wirelessly

www.gearbest.com/car-audio/pp_198640.html?wid=21

turkroaches, not even once

>Baby Head protection pad Toddler headrest pillow baby neck Cute wings nursing drop resistance cushion
s.aliexpress.com/VrMJJjYB
A must-have for chinkshit-obsessed rents

To be fair though, how do you prove it if one earbud stops working after a few weeks? Also sending shit back to china costs money too, I wouldn't do it either if the earbuds were cheap-ish to begin with.

Does anyone know where to get e12 led filament bulbs? All I can find is e14 and e27, and all the e12 bulbs are those cob bulbs. I need something that looks like an actual bulb.

zebra g nib will fit on pretty much any jinhao fountain pen and there are tons under $10
as far as pens with a thin nib, a lot of the chinese nibs will be good for this since they value thin stiff writing tools asian fine/extra fine nibs will always be thinner than western fine nibs

Second house is codeword for cuckshed, why would they ask for keyboards, mouse etc instead of proper house decor and supplies.

>Buying home decor from the chinks
Why though

What's in the mail today friends :^)

>posting your address on Cred Forums

toxic doge toys

Let's see it Thomas!

hi thomas

this one?

aliexpress.com/item/936d/32283996820.html

>posting your name and address
Is this merely a ruse to get free dragon dildos mailed to you?

already sent him loads of teen undergarments and onaholes

>not wanting free dragon dildos
I once got one from /k/ and it's one of the best deals I've gotten in my life.
A free XXL Phallic Dragon Dingus that usually costs like 300 bux?

Fuck yeah.

can you send them to me too?

Fucking mailman.
My teclast x70r from the flash sale arrived broken... I've paid taxes for this soab only to open to a dead device.

Time to fight gearbest again on a refund, those suckers ate some 60 bucks already.

Chink'd

Neodymium magnets, $1 camera lens kit and a screen protector.

Also pls no anthrax

My heated usb gloves shipped today.

Is the SOIC programming clip guy here?
I can't get the fucking thing to stay attached to the bios chip on my chinkpad. It keeps coming off and scratching the chip in the process. All I want to do is fucking read the bios via raspberry pi so I can flash coreboot onto it.
pic highly related, it's me
Did I get chinked or what the fug. Even looking at the clip and the chip I have no idea how it's supposed to stay connected

Yes.

what you gonna use those magnets for?

urethral play

goddammit hank

What did he mean by this?

Girlfriend wants to do some pinterest craft shit. Figured I could use them for something useful eventually so got some extra

are you the same autist that got chinked by them before?

just don't tell them the sd card slot stopped working or they'll chink you and paypal will side with them, fuck them all

Do the Chinks lie about fabrics?
Like if I ask whether somethings is 100% cotton, will they just say yes, while it is in fact poly?

shitt man

Yes, it will mean that the small amount of cotton they use in their 2% cotton/98% polyester blend is 100% cotton. Like how Burger King here used to claim its burgers were 100% British beef.

This is my fourth chinked purchase
>3 orico branded products, 2.5 case, 3.5 case, sd reader and that sata to usb 3.0 thing
>some batteries and flashlights
>bm-800
>teclast x70r

The oricos got taxed at 3 times the price of the products, I refuse to pick up, they send it back to gearbest and fucking 6 months later paypal sides with me on my "lost" package issue. Get a 35 bucks refund

The batteries didn't even entered the country, sent back and they refuse to refund, lost some 30 bucks.

The BM-800 arrived missing pins, broken solder and general fuckery by the factory, lost other 20 bucks.

And now this shit, fuck it. Anybody got some tips? What do I tell them?

Open paypal dispute?

>tfw waiting on a gaybeast BM-800

Are these from aliexpress?

I have the same one, do you get that really annoying Asian voice telling you when the battery is low?

I got one of those (the £1.50 one from gearbest atleast), battery life is like 6 hours, and aside from no shuffle its really nice

Are you from LONDON?

is that menstrual blood

yeah for like 50cents/each

It's been under a week since I found this thread and made an AliExpress account.

I have literally 20 orders already.

Damn you /csg/.

Are there any userscripts for aliexpress?
I'm sick of these tiny review pages. We need something like infinite scrolling.

Did you bought any $0.01 items?

A while ago, there was someone who said they got a yetti travel cup on aliexpress after a friend said that theirs was good. This user was questioning the authenticity of his since it had a clear style lid, and his friend's had a black one.

I saw some at a chain retailer locally, and all of them except the two largest ones had the same style of lid as the one on aliexpress. They were also selling different styles of lids separately.

Not that guy but why?

Nope, went for the $2 off >$2.01 item coupon, used it for my first 2 purchases.

Yall probably tired of getting asked this but what's a good cheap tablet I can use to surf internet competently while I take a shit? I'm in Canada if that means anything

>infinite scrolling
kys

hey Cred Forumsuys whats the best sport camera under 30€?

Wiki has a short list, but it might be somewhat out of date.

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general/Electronic_and_computer_goods#Tablets

No, the Aliexpress ones are much worse.

Just keep your english simple and show pics of how you got the product.

I am looking for a single din car head unit/stereo reciever, with decent sound reproduction.
Can anyone recommend some good ones?

Eken H9.
It's shit though from what I've read. Law of diminishing returns on action cameras doesn't seem to start kicking in until €70 or so.

oh, allright cause i dont wanna waste 100's dollars on gopro

Thanks, I missed the wiki link. I will go searching.

I have the Firefly 6S which is about €70.
>excellent picture quality at 1080p60
>4k is interpolated and 24fps so don't get it if you want 4k
>externally identical to GoPro Hero 3 iirc so you can buy a fuckton of real and knockoff mounts and so forth for it
>included accessories are fairly comprehensive and adequate quality
>removable battery (again can use GoPro batteries), just over an hour recording time at 1080p60, can record while charging from a powerbank
>android/iOS apps are worthless for anything other than a viewfinder for framing shots
>gyroscopic stabilisation feature is genuinely good and useful
>reasonably lightweight so a good choice for mounting to a quadcopter if that's your thing
>mini USB connector in 2016

Overall it's a good bit of kit.

>0.90 cent anal plugs
They're just trying to save you money

those webm's are dope, did you record them yourself?

Dont fuckin buy at gearbest. Never had troubles with Ali and only hear shit from gearbest. I ordered once, and the first time they already fucked up. They are the jewest chink niggers ive seen.

That's a .01 $ item.

Write them yourself instead of asking for it. This is Cred Forums. You should be able to find out how to write a simple userscript to modify some html and css.

Does it really count if they gave me the $0.01 back?

Looking for a phone to buy for Dad to replace his LG G2. Should I try CM12.1 on the G2 first or just get a new chink phone that is similarly specced? Any recommendations for phones like that for $200AU?

Why would they.

haha no, just some sound like whem you pair it.

What's the best chink memes of late? Got some sharks a few months ago and they were reliable.

probably kingdian ssd

Well, I don't really need an SSD but thanks
Maybe I'll just spend those goodboy points on more 64GB sharks

what's the latest on csg news user? did he die?

any new cheap chink meme phones with good battery, ok camera and mediatek p10?

Yes, on the Firefly 6S.

How much was it?

About £60 from Gearbest.

i ordered an eken h9, will see how it turns out

>believing in chink lies

Can't hurt to try CM12, but G2 is pretty old.
Might as well embrace the Redmeme

not him but I only had positive experiences with GB, pretty much the fastest shipping copared to several other chink sites ( for example just under 2 weeks for a $2 Car usb chager which came couple days ago)

Also their cheap expedited shippings for high prices items is pretty good at dodging custom tax (they reroute with dhl in europe)

any anons have experience with buying stuff like hot air stations or soldering irons from aliexpress? i really want to upgrade my shitty hot air station with a Hakko FR-801 but they're discontinued. this seems like a really good price for them but I don't know if it's a legit Hakko or a shitty blower and heating element in a Hakko exterior.

aliexpress.com/item/Rework-Desoldering-Station-Solder-Iron-with-Heat-Hot-air-Gun-Hot-Air-Nozzles/32548168169.html?spm=2114.01010208.8.4.kSj5e6

Post weebms when it does.

Sounds like a steal.

where are you from?

Redmi 3S or Redmi Note 3?

huehuenistan
Ayyyyyy buy GB consume GB obey GB gooood goym

Also:
>mi max from GB incoming
Pray with me

>huehuenistan
and you are blaming gearbest? why are you complaining here? top kek

Note 3 Pro is the one generally recommended. You can get it on sale on ali for 180AUD.

If you just want a lightweight action camera with a wide range of mounting hardware that can do 1080p60 then I think you'll struggle to beat it. The Gitup Git2 is apparently better but it's about twice the price.

Any anons in here tonight that have one of those tablets & tried usb booting linux or freebsd on one? Care to tell us how it went? Care to share the output of dmesg, or lspci -v?

I'm working on my pokemon bootleg video.

I fucked up my lines and I still need to condense and speed things so people don't lose interest while watching.

I've only finished about 3 minutes of the video so far.

why are my chinkbuds and shark taking so long -_-

>buying high capacity SD cards
why do people do this? wouldn't be cheaper to buy portable HDDs or, hell, SSDs, and smaller SD cards from where to copy files?

Are there any csg recommended/approved portable headphones. I was looking at getting the Sony MDR7506, but want to see if there are any chink shit alternatives?

For phones and cameras. Especially if you're like me and like to watch movies on your phone while on the bus/train.

Wow that is awful, 0:25 before anything remotely content-related appears. You should probly kill yourself.

DELETE THIS

Is it the background being green that bothers you or the animation lag?

I think the lag happened because I made the webm at 15fps.

No, I think the problem is 25 seconds of circlejerk before anything content-related shows up. If you started content at 0:05 and had a watermark for the next 25 seconds of video, that would STILL BE BETTER than 25 seconds of 'I regret not skipping this'

Superlux Headphones are pretty good, most people recommend the HD668 or HD681/HD681evo, but they have a lot of other models that look pretty good.
gearbest.com/superlux-_gear/
Also, if you do plan on buying one of these, check ebay. Gearbest has better pricing than Aliexpress on these, but there's a chance you could save a few dollars more.

Yes

but muh maymays

The first 25 seconds is just an introduction.
I start with asking if anyone has ever wanted a pokemon game that would make there grandma cry.
Then i say if they do that's good because I might just have that.
Then I say lets pop this thing in the old gameboy or something.

I just want to hook who evers watching with a decent intro. I plan on trying to speed up everything I can and cut it down like I said in my first post.

definitely going to cut the logo bit down to 3 seconds rather than 5 and I'm going to speed up the gameboy transition.

Just talk over actual content, maybe show legit gameboy footage as a comparison or something but empty video is awful video. Worse than full bad video.

Monoprice earbuds. They're under $10, and sound better than any earbuds I've had. Also sound better than most of the reasonably priced over ear headphones I've had. They're nothing when they go up against the good ones, but I funny pull those out on the train.

aliexpress.com/item/is-this-the-best-cheap-drawing-tablet-pls-give-suggestions-thx/32384787970.html

Someone recommend me a chink mic for voice chat

Link, please!

Is that how your mom had you, too?

hold on let me shove a 2.5" hdd in my phone hdd slot

s.aliexpress.com/U3Iz2quy

actually, the SSDs themselves are small... but, yeah

Aren't you the guy who made all his videos private because his gf found his harmless youtube channel? Top kek

i need to get some thermal paste but i am too cheap to pay for 8$ shipping for a 4$ artic silver.
should I even think about getting one from china?
that would be 60 days shipping for me too

Can you guys help me to test if tomtop.com checkout is working or not?

I'm getting this error when trying to pay for my orders after selecting the shipping method.

Anything interesting from Ali up to $2?

I'm $2 short of using a $10 off coupon.

...

Did you learn to at least make a video of you opening the package this time?

If you really need thermal paste, isn't 60 days too long to wait? Might make more sense to pay a little more and buy it locally right away

Toxic thermal paste fumes.

Hey yalls, guy asking about shitting tablets again. Found this one: gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_154810.html

With promo code REYESMIPAD, is this a good deal?

Not from China, but cheap and japanese instead

I can't fucking stand watches that are full of features, I just want the time and nothing else

Picked this mother fucker up for $1.50 at a japanese dollar store, best purchase I've made all year

arduinos are pretty nice

That is chink shit though, it's a cheap chink ripoff of the terrorist watch that Casio makes. Why not spend a few more bucks (it's literally like $5) and get that instead?

Might as well get the real F-91W.

I honestly preferred the more boring design of this "blue planet" one, but a true terrorist watch is on my to-get list don't you worry.

Make a video. First - plug a working pair of headphones and show that both speakers work. Plug the problematic ones and repeat.

Hey I was thinking of buying a Xiaomi phone and I wanted some advice.

As far as I can tell the most recommended phone is the Note 3 Pro, but I see there is a new Note 4 phone and I can get it for the same price.

Here are both phones on a website I want to buy them from. These prices may seem low, but shipping costs money so maybe they don't include it in the phone's price so maybe it just looks cheap?
eglobaldigitalcameras.com.au/xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-cpu-650-32gb-4g-dual-sim-silver.html

eglobaldigitalcameras.com.au/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-16gb-4g-dual-sim-dark-grey-china-version.html

My only concern is that the Note 4 has a Helios processer which from my understanding is a Chinese processer which isn't as good as the Snapdragon present on the Note 3 Pro. Which should I go for?

Also, can I use Google Play on either phone? Can I just install it from an .apk?

Thank you for your time.

Also, would it be better to buy from one of the recommended websites such as Banggood?

Never buy mediatek. Either buy the Note 3 Pro or wait for the Note 4 Pro.

Daiso watches aren't even waterproof, you can't even wash your hands with them on.

Use kimovil for the best deal

kimovil.com/en/

Note 4 literally has no benefit other than a slightly more powerful cpu, it has a shittier camera and slightly less battery due to less efficient cpu.

is there a chink seller of PBT topre caps?

Can I use this website in Australia?

My Moto X 2014 fell out of my pocket 1 foot when i was lying back on a chair and fucking broke

Is the Redmi series still the go to memephone? Do they finally have Quad Band GSM

Yeah, you'll just need to set the native currency when you enter the site. By default it's in USD, but you can request new currencies in the site.

Buy another X 2014

Not if they fucking break after a 1 foot drop and have OLED burn in

Also the battery life sucked ass

My 99 cent """"""""6000mAh"""""""" 18650 arrived today along with a 50 cent power bank case that houses it.

I put it together and am charging it up now, if it doesn't burn my house down I'll test it's real capacity tomorrow. I expect it to be more on the order of 600mAh, which considering it's size and price wouldn't bother me that much. I might use it to drive some LED lights.

wow

chinked

10% off everything on fasttech

>COUPON CODE: AUTUMN

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Conditions:

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> 4. OVMS products are not included in this promotion offer.

fasttech.com/forums/promotions/t/2275236/autumn-is-coming-enjoy-a-site-wide-10-off

Somebody please check and report back with the findings.

postofficed

Advanced sellers know they should declare phones a "mp3 players" or "phone parts" so they won't be stolen by russian post.

Looks like someone stole the phone once it arrived in Russia and then replaced the package with wooden bricks. That's not as uncommon as you'd think. Untrackable packages often get """"""lost"""""" along the way.

ivan
get the AK

Like others have said this probably wasn't the chinks. It was either the buyer or someone who intercepted the package.

what's the difference between shark and monkey cards?

Monkey is better.

Doesn't have niggerbass. It has similar kick, but not the same muddyness.

In what way? they seem to have the same specs

because monkeys are bros, sharks are sea dicks

Ignore him, it's a matter of personal preference

Exact same card, only difference is the design on it.

Sharks are generally preferred by /csg/ for their extra meme-ness

Zebras

Happened upon this

s.aliexpress.com/fmQvA3yu

Buy 100 and hope one of them breaks during transport. :^)

Other than the print there's no difference between the two.

got my nitecore d4 charger today, box was a little damaged but the verification code worked so i guess its legit

looks pretty nice and can charge a lot of different types of batteries

That looks pretty sick. I can't wait for my chinkshit to arrive. Several different earphones and I don't even remember what else I ordered.

Where did you buy those 18650's?

i buy everything from aliexpress
got it shipped to NL via sweden post no problems, even if theoretically they dont allow it

heres a link if you're interested
aliexpress.com/item/LG-HD2-25A/32611389618.html

Hope it's authentic but then again most branded 18650s are repacks.

im quite certain they are authentic, the average capacity is actually just above 2000 mAh and it can discharge at 25A without getting too hot - but you're right, there is no way to be certain

however with a smart charger i do not think there should be many problems, and i only charge them when im present

I have the Nitecore i4 for 2 years now. 24/7 usage so I pretty much vouch for brand's reliability.

Are you located in the US? So postNL ships fine?

I'm located in the Netherlands, so postNL is actually ideal for me since it tracks right up to my door.
Mine registered without a problem on the Nitecore website, so its legitimate as far as I am concerned.
Heres the link where I bought it:

aliexpress.com/item/NiteCoreD4/32321218092.html

how's the button?

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K thx.

I guess I'll just ask the seller if they ship here in the US specifically Commiefornia

I may have answered the wrong part of your statement, if you want 18650s I would recommend Sweden post as they delivered to the Netherlands without hindrance.

I've read posts in the past that said postNL sometimes catches these batteries and doesn't deliver them, even if they are headed to the US (as they must go through NL and therefore the EU, where it is forbidden to import the batteries)

I don't think there would be issues in buying the charger though

I don't like how AliExpress standard shipping sends everything through Malaysia for me. It's worse when I don't have tracking on the parcel.

The other problem is that my bank's card does not support PayPal, and I don't want to go through the hassle of adding my bank account. I don't know how secure it'll be. It's the reason why I haven't been able to buy the ArtsBovine mouse pad and from Gearbest/Banggood.

I've kinda switched to ebay. Finding items is a little harder, but they reach to me as quickly as 10 days with free shipping.

What were the fake tracking codes?
I have one that starts with RS65xxxNL, packageradar says it's PostNL but it doesn't find it. Anywhere else I can check?

Just sold my chink digital microscope to an "electronics enthusiast" who wants to look at parts while he solders them.

I'm about 80% certain that he was a fellow Cred Forumsentleman. He also mentioned looking at the same microscope on chink sites

Try it on 17track

Wait for the to fucking ship it, you inpatient fuck!

They are on fucking holidays! show some respect to the chinks!

I just spent $50 CAD to buy a miband 2 and a metal strap

Why is the miband so god damn expensive, the i5 plus smartbracelet I bought has more functionality and OLED display as well, but I have to get the miband 2 entirely for fashion reasons

17track:
Item is not found at this moment, If necessary, please verify with the package sender and check back later.

global.cainiao.com
Packed for picking-up.
But the progress picked - left origin country - destination country - delivered are greyed out

intl.sf-express.com/
item was picked up/posted 2016-09-26 09:57:41 Electronic information has been received

Nothing to worry about? It was a €8 item.

I can track all my other orders, paid on the 25th September. I just find it suspicious that a more expensive order can't be tracked.

may I ask what is the actual use for a miband? What can it do that a smartphone can't? i mean measuring heart rate can be done with a traditional watch and unless you are deaf i see no use in vibrations from the wrist
seems like a lot of money for a wristband when you could get a nice analogue watch with an automatic movement for a little more

Where did you buy it? It's like $27 with the coupon mentioned in the OP

Be more patient.

>Be more patient.

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+1 for Superlux

I paid about $28 USD for the unit + $10 USD for the band, which is about $50 CAD.

I use the i5 plus bracelet I currently have for phone notifications while I'm driving (I'm a delivery driver). It reads text messages out on the display from sms/facebook/skype. My phone isn't always in my pocket so it's easier to notice this way. It also has a few other things like remote picture taking and find my phone functions. This is all ignoring the fitness type stuff.

I'm pissed because the miband costs $27 and has less function than the i5 plus bracelet, but it's the only one that has third party bands made for it.

does anyone know good backpack brands that i can find on aliexpress? a built in power bank would be nice but its not necessary, im looking for something around 25-35 litres that can carry up to 30kg no problem
I had a columbia bag but the zipper literally separated so if you know how to properly fix that it would also be great

The revenue tried to snag my phantom power supply, but they're not going to get me this time, no way hose, it only cost 17.98USD incl postage you fucking CUNTS

also got these lads, they're suprisingly decent. They have the standard chinkgo flaws that the legs are a little loose and Batman's head gets stuck in his helmet but otherwise they're neato burrito

Also every minifig I've got from China has two faces, one on the back with a slightly different expression. Madness.

>tfw

your 1 cent chink shit arrives before your legit shit

Be more patient.
1 W E E K H O L I D A Y

God damnit, alright.

KYS tracking is useless

>tfw chink shit (are expected to) arrive this week

please jesus

I assumed that Ali/GB would have good cheap bags as well

Then I started looking around and I found that backpacks are actually cheaper on Sports Direct (if you can order from there)

Huion or something like that seems decent. There's reviews for them on Amazon even

>Sports Direct
Sports Direct should be an honorary chinkshit retailer given how badly they chink everyone, including their own employees.

>bought something yesterday

fuck

they won't miss my order whenever they get back

...right?

I'm new to chink shit, would appreciate some help.

I've been browsing aliexpress for MX Cherry mechanical keyboards, but everything I find is 80$+

Is this the minimum price for a chink keyboard or am I not trying hard enough?

Also, fuck all those vague/ambiguous titles

>KEYBOARD MX CHERRY RED BLUE BLACK KEYPAD ASUDGASDAPSDHPSAK

Don't be fucking stupid user.

If you're going to be spending that much money on a chink tablet you might as well just buy a cheap Wacom Intuos Pen Small, model: CTL-480.

The titles are literally translated from chinese by a bad translator, thats why theyre bad.

You should see when it's double translated to my language (or any third language that is not english). It's a fucking unreadable mess.

Not just a bad translator, a bad marketing type person translating things. Throw every buzzword you can and hope to earn another fraction of a penny.

Welcome to china.

I know, the app defaults to my native language which is even worse.

Yes, the worst thing is, it works on normies.

they just want their shit to be shown with every single search that somehow relates to the item

All of this isn't answering the guy's question, lads.

The go-to chink mech keyboard is the Motospeed Inflictor, but it's got blue switches
gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298471.html?wid=21

I don't know about something with MX Cherry but there's no way in hell the chinks don't make something cheaper than 80$

Does this fit your budget and requirements

ebay.co.uk/itm/Ajazz-Geek-AK33-Backlit-Usb-PC-Gaming-Mechanical-Keyboard-Cherry-MX-Black-Switch-/122050478867?hash=item1c6ac68313:g:XNoAAOSwayZXjkeF

Can't comment on its quality, you might have to look for reviews online

>finally have money to waste
>want to go on chink shopping spree
>realize that through careful planning and budgeting I have gotten everything I need and want already
>all this money and no idea what to buy
>really want to buy some stuff though

HELP

aliexpress.com/item/you-can-never-have-enough-cute-things/32583412040.html

Got my KZ-ATEs.

Really great presentation on the packaging, really great sound as well.

Sound too thin on my phone, but it's the phone's fault.

Sounds amazing on my PCs, even on youtube it's a tremendous sound.

Maybe a bit too analytical for me, I usually like a darker softer type of sound, but I'm liking it atm.

>urethral play meme

We were referring to another part of his post, 'lad'.

I also love my kz ates

mine came in a shield shaped hard case though

Why not? The phones now are fucking huge! The most recent laptop with integrated GPU I had to teardown had a mobo that I think would literally fit into my Nexus 6's battery slot.

also, same user

I also got this 60 cent lapel mic on the left.

I couldn't believe it, it is the best. Really good clarity, doesn't need any crappy boost.

I'm not at home atleast until tomorrow night, but I'll post some recordings then.

I tried speaking and guitar, both worked great. I might try close mic'ing my drums with them.

It would be the cheapest setup ever but it just might work decently.

The colors are ugly as sin, jesus christ. I can just turn off the backlight, right?

Looks good. I wasn't gonna buy blues (too clicky) as I'm gonna use them for work as well, but I can always get some rings for that, right?

Thanks a lot, lads. I don't know how you find this shit, I use keywords like "keyboard", "mx", "cherry" and I don't find these fuckers on the low end prices.

>buying just because you have money

Duuude....
Buy a shark.

I have a shark

i also have deep psychological wounds that can only be salved through human contact or buying things

guess which one i am capable of

buy human contact

By the way, how are the black switches compared, say, to a lenovo's chiclet keyboard (in terms of weight of actuation)?

That's illegal here. And I'd probably get rejected.

How do they compare to the monoprice 8320s? Those have become my benchmark headphones. For < $10, if something sounds worse, it hits the trash immediately. If it costs more than 2x what I can get them for next day delivery from Amazon, I have a hard time justifying it.

>how are the black switches
Completely useless. They completely fail to respond to any input because they dindu nuffin.

kekd

Idk, Monoprice aren't that cheap here in Europe.

8€ plus 4€ shipping, so I just never was curious enough, KZ-ATEs were $8 = 7.12€ with free shipping.

i bought the miband2, arrived on friday, ask me anything

maximum jew is investing in nice things that last a long time

>tfw 10 rechargeable AAA batteries for $9.75 from HobbyKing were shipped

Do you have a toolkit?

Buy a toolkit. Take shit apart

Or buy a metal 3D puzzle/figurine

looks like an epileptic seizure. my yorkie has it too, when it hits him, he can't really control himself, so i have to hold him so that he doesn't fall on the ground from the couch or somewhere. his muscles and joints lock up and he effectively can't move. not a nice thing to see. i was totally freaked out the first time it happenned.

Get a Danbo
A customized mousepad
A customized coffee mug

Actually, he just ate some weed

link? do they have an aliexpress store or what?

oh, i'm a retard and i can't read. ignore my post. totally looks like a seizure tho. poor doggo.

gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html?wid=21

I use a trackball mouse

a mug sounds good though

can anyone suggest cool travel gadgets? or survival type stuff

Got me some electronics organizer, to store all of my chink shit

90% of the content is from ali

And a small tripod for traveling.

>4160x3120
>still blurred

Making new thread now, back in a sec chinkies.

link to mic? Don't forget to update us about the quality, I'd be really surprised if it would be any good for 60c
post link please.
How would you rate the quality of the material/stitching/zipper?

Done, new thread here

Can you pair it with your phone and just use google-fit with it? Or do you need their app installed first?

aliexpress.com/store/product/memedian/407292_32467906502.html

Anyone from Germany ever ordered a NOMOS Fake? Did it get through customs?