Why aren't you programming?

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Why aren't you programming?

James Evans
James Evans

I do it for a living. Today is Sunday and I just want to relax.

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

Because I am literal shit at programming, and cannot program in any language. Not even BASIC v2.0. And that's on a fucking Commodore 64

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Today is Sunday
tfw i work everyday

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

333 has spoken

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

Oh man Tay is gorgeous. Wonder what she really thinks about low class plebs like me

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

she wants to fuck you.

Hard.

Thomas Flores
Thomas Flores

mfw I hacked Tay and got her nudes she sent to bieber

CIA niggers stood no chance.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

I did 7 hours of it today and I cant do anymore.

tho that feeling when it works is quite good

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

nothing to do

Carson Price
Carson Price

my ideas are either too ambitious or too small

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

Because I'm not a virgin

Chase Price
Chase Price

Honestly, I don't have the aptitude for it.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

Find a simple real world problem that you can apply coding to. Something like an active database. If you do a good enough job, you'll eventually have the experiences and the resources to tackle more ambitious ideas.

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

been reading structure and interpretation hoping it'll help me with appacademy test.

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

I really want to learn how to but I'm taking 2 ap science classes right now and just dont have the motivation to. Is there any really easy way to learn it?

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

being a bitch

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Because I can't concentrate or focus any more.

Because I'm suffering from depression.

Because someone I've loved has died every year for the past four years.

Last one was a friend who died a week ago.

I've been riding my bike hours each day because when I'm exercising I can hold the pain off.

But when I sit down at my computer to do work that I'm horribly behind on? Nothing.... I just hurt.

FML

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

Stop being a nu-male and get over it.
Man up son.
This is no time for being weak.
Work hard. The chosen one is coming.
God Emperor 2016

Landon Flores
Landon Flores

I don't know a single programming language

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

This. For all intents and purposes I am a " hardcore programmer" but I'm already plotting how to make my way out of the industry so I can go back to programming for fun.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

Die in a fire.

David King
David King

I'M EATING CHIPS

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

This, too, shall pass user.
You need time to get over everything.

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

Curious, how long have you been in the industry and what made you decide to run away from it?

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

Mmm mmm mmm

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

Slowly I am.

I have some Lynda, Educator, Coursera, Pluralsight, and maybe a few others.

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

Dude, I know I know. It will annoy you but GET HELP.

srsly I've been there. I went to a shrink. Life's better now. Not great. But worth living.

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

because Windows won't let me

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

Boss wants me to learn a new language so I'm taking a week off to "read the doc".
Honestly he deserves it for making me rewrite the codebase every six months.

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

because a program exists for everything I need to accomplish already.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

I dunno.
There was some design problem I couldn't solve, so I just closed IDE and forgot about that for a week or so.

Ryder Barnes
Ryder Barnes

I tried but I
It felt like I'm forcing myself too much to like it.

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

Because I'm a hacker and that is my manifesto.

Robert Cook
Robert Cook

I should be but I'm slacking off reading low quality shitposts.

Jose Davis
Jose Davis

Because I already have a job
t. A NEET.

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

because im shitposting

James Thompson
James Thompson

I have a hard time staying motivated.

I'll binge on studying and programming, hit a wall, feel defeated and not touch code for a couple weeks before I'm back at it again.

I think having a couple buddies to do this stuff with would keep that from happening, but I'm alone out here.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

Don't learn a language learn the underlying concepts and write out your algorithms in pseudo code. Then you can use a language to tell the computer how to run your program that you already wrote.

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

Programming my website right now.

Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

website
programming

top kek

Carson Johnson
Carson Johnson

I'm making an account on okcupid and answering honestly. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

Same for all of us. I'd offer to join you but all you memers keep using python and claim you want to learn programming but know shit fuck nuts all.

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

But I am!

I suck at maths, can anyone tell me if this is the right way to calculate variance?

<code>
public static double variance(ArrayList<Integer> list) {
// write code here
double sumOfDifferences = 0;
double difference;
for (int num : list){
difference = average(list) - num;
sumOfDifferences += difference*difference;
}
return sumOfDifferences / (list.size() - 1);
}

</code>

I'm a noob programmer as you can see.

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

This.
I feel like it isn't what I really want to do.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

?

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

I want to get into real time embedded systems. I think it would be cool to work on legacy ada code for the aerospace industry.

I do like python's many conveniences but I don't think that section of the industry is for me. I don't have the statistical background to do data analysis and I'm too old and not hip enough to get hired for web or app development.

I like the idea of being in a niche that is attached to mission critical systems somehow, vehicles, a financial platform, weapons, something more interesting than e-commerce.

Logan White
Logan White

Half Satan please

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

I can't motivate my fat ass into doing it.

Joshua Evans
Joshua Evans

Because I'm learning Fortran and can only stand it when I'm high and I'm out of bud

Chase Myers
Chase Myers

Even if I wasn't severely dyslexic, my intelligence is virtually non-existent.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Because I'm not a programmer, I'm terrible at the little I do know. I don't see any point in trying to get better at it when I just suck.

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Because programming as a job makes you fucking autistic, didnt you know?

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

You're coding your website. You only program your VCR, sprinkler system, and coffee maker.

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

I am, but I have little motivation and don't practice much

kill yourself you piece of shit, I hope you get cancer, just so you know how suffering feels

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

yfw im programming Fortran95 in my Java programming class

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

Looks right to me.

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