Does anyone know something about this?

Does anyone know something about this?
It's a glass square with a microchip inside of it I guess. It also says 'Without computers we would have today yesterday - IBM' in it. I googled for it for some time but couldn't find anything. I just want to know if it has some worth.

Cum on it, OP.

doubt it, it's just some shitty IBM keepsake

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Have you tried cumming on it?

I will if it's worthless

ex IBM employee here, that's the first stone age shaving razor in crystal clear amber.

Use it to shave.

Insert in pooper

but it may be worth even more if you cum on it?

Isn't it "without computers we would have yesterday today"? seems a bit weird for IBM to say what you said.

OP here, no. It's the other way around, it basically means "since we created Facebook machines we destroyed the possibility of having time machines because scientists are too busy uploading photos and shit"

Yeah you're right

yes, that's what it would be in english. german word order is different so today & yesterday are swapped in german.

they're saying that today would be yesterday, i.e. we would still be in the past.

OP here, this, today means yesterday in german, thanks for the confusion.

i've got one of those. it won't work until it is activated by contact with human semen

thanks, pseudo-me

Kek, if you faggits knew what that was.

Enlighten us, faggot

OP here, already found what this is;

moderators, please close this post.

you're trying too hard, faggot

see

It's dino-dna

>not cumming on the ibm time crystal for verification
gtfo