/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user received the Superlux HD681 EVO • user shows off his misprinted Chink Shit Gen mousepad • user is having fun with his Baofeng radio • After 40 orders user receives a gift from a seller • user bought the Xiaomi Mi5 and is surprised it came installed with the Global ROM • user received some brandless Sports Bluetooth headphones, posts review • user's disappointed his VR Box came with a scratched lens • user reviews the Superlux HD681EVO's he received today • Gearbest is willing to give user a $5 refund for a $20 purchase • Behold, user's Jinhao 599 a red challenger appears! • user builds a tiny chink lego toilet with tiny lego turd in it • user's haul for today • user gets three packages today, one a mechanical pencil two a fake fat Parker pen third a polycarbon mold for making bonbons with • Xiaomi releases Xiaomi Roidmi Commemorative version, question remains what's it commemorative of • user bought a large pack of safety razors • user got a bunch of fake RB aviators to go with his fake clubmans • user bought a replacement case for his SJ4000, a shielded aux cable & some solar charge / boot converter ICs • user reviews a chink backpack, barely fits a t430 in its laptop compartment • user's first Xiaomeme product arrived, check inside the USB port for a tiny Mi logo

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/store/347380/search?origin=y&SearchText=touhou
youtu.be/BlNlxJSdbC8?t=2m56s
aliexpress.com/store/product/Ear-pads-earpad-cushion-for-Beyerdynamic-DT770-DT880-DT990-DT-770-headphoneFree-shipping-alistore/1146389_32549420237.html
aliexpress.com/item/notadick/32654960834.html
aliexpress.com/item/lets-see-paul-allens-card/32485873516.html
aliexpress.com/item/tay-tay-approved-pikachu-hoodie/32720217832.html
gearbest.com/batteries/pp_189823.html?wid=21
ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8v72JXupXXXagOFbXJ.jpg
mediafire.com/file/dsmudd9b9u3gjbh/Gravação_(9).m4a
mediafire.com/file/bl4m9bo2d1faviq/Gravação_(6).m4a
mediafire.com/file/ab9nhreenywyjxf/Gravação_(7).m4a
aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-shipping-old-Pu-er-Pu-erh-tea-Chinese-2008year-yunnan-Puer-tea-7562brick-tea-250g/1269947_1872093100.html
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GET IN HERE CHINKFAGS

second for unlit keyboards

Anyone who knows where I could get a GRAND DAD hat made?

Got a big chink load

Another coupon zip disquette.
Fun fact, now I currently have 5 out of 10 coupons for a free Miniseas gift.

can you explain the meme to me

1 cent apple cable
Have no use for it.

how do I disable this spam shit that sellers send me via order messages
there's no option to delete it

It's from an old bootleg version of the Flintstones for Famicom or some shit.

1 cent 3 port 7.2A car usb

Chink shit time!

Pikachu hoodie.

OP you forgot to link the previous thread

its just not been the same since the original op retired

>BM-800 plus no name mic stand from gaybeast arrives
>absolutely nowhere on the packaging does it state BM-800
Did I get supremely chinked?

USB to 3.5mm??

Ran out of space, sorry.
Hey Lithu, do you still have to beg your parents to buy you chink shit on their CC and throw autistic fits if they don't?

Adhesive chink velcro
Battery connector wires with plugs
$0.01 earphones
REE headlamp
And only one touhou plush, chink'd.

Rapoo v500 Browns

to charge the old shuffle

>RaPoo Browns

Where i can buy that plush?

aliexpress.com/store/347380/search?origin=y&SearchText=touhou

thx user

how is the velcro, is it strong or is it shit.

OP forgot me ;_;

That's pretty cheap. As fun feature you can use it as USB powerbank too, but 1.4A load drops voltage to ~4v.

It's doesn't feel strong, so not gonna recommend that for you.

fucking gearbest shipped via DHL so not only do I gotta get to the pickup location in the middle of nowhere I gotta pay $25 to get my xiaomi scale and headphones.

Wtf gearbest why you do this?

is the store supposed to be "Action Figures" store instead of "Fashion Figures"

>xiaomi scale
The scale is very inaccurate, I do not recommend it at all.
It's about 1kg off.

>weigh thyself
>drink half a liter of water
>weigh thyself once more
>exactly the same weight.

you say it like I haven't ordered the thing.

More importantly I don't believe xiaomi would do me wrong and you must have sweat out that water between weighing yourself.

Just wanted to prepare you for some extra disappointment.

delete this

xiaomi never disappoints

youtu.be/BlNlxJSdbC8?t=2m56s

> believing a shill

enjoy your car fire, hope ur insurance covers it

so, I need new earpads for my DT770

Should I go with aliexpress.com/store/product/Ear-pads-earpad-cushion-for-Beyerdynamic-DT770-DT880-DT990-DT-770-headphoneFree-shipping-alistore/1146389_32549420237.html or there is a better option?

So anyone bought any fishing equipment I was thinking of buying some cheap rods and reels on AliExpress to try out.

so for those who are looking for it:
LAST THREAD

bought a telescoping rod after another user showed his.

aliexpress.com/item/notadick/32654960834.html

Decent under 10€ BT earphones?
I just want them for playing stuff on my bed so don't really need audiophile stuff

I woke up and I see pass only board
did Cred Forums get bought by chinks while I was gone?

link?

What did I get today /csg/???

It's a business card case! aliexpress.com/item/lets-see-paul-allens-card/32485873516.html

I kinda wish I had gotten the 4th style though, oh well.

I had bad experiences with rod like that but I'll give it a shot with a cheap reel.

Considering falling for the RN3P meme. Should I do it, lads?

>looking for a bed table
>all the stock photos are like this

What the fuck

aliexpress.com/item/tay-tay-approved-pikachu-hoodie/32720217832.html

Seller raised price though.
You may be able to find cheaper if you just search for pikachu hoodie.

> That misprinted mouse pad

My sides. Lol

what the fuck is this gay icon next to peoples names

sekrit club

no BM-800/in the mic itself? Also how does it sound, I ordered one from them and you're scaring me mang

Sell more tags :D

It's still a BM-800, there's no definitive brand of BM-800s just something for companies to slap their own name on.

Even Neewer has a BM-800 that they just slapped their name on and call a NW-800 instead.

>16 items
>23/30€

I need to fill the remaining 7 with something

Any ideas?

What's the brightest affordable bicycle light?

And where to get 18650 batteris that won't burn my house down?

Wait for Panasonic protected 18650s to go on sale on Gearbest for $4 or less and buy them.

>bought chink made product for cheaper than aliexpress/any chink website on amazon.com
>they changed the adapter and I want the new one because the old one is a fucking fire hazard tier and annoyingly big
>they cant ship it to me for some reason
>so instead they asked me if it was okay to give me a refund so I could buy it again
its a strange world we live in, but I'm okay with it.

You could've gotten it for a dollar cheaper!

LG and Sony ones are also fine. Trustfire/Ultrafire are not and are appropriately named.

gearbest.com/batteries/pp_189823.html?wid=21 Are these good?

>not protected
No.

Is there something still preventing chinks to send batteries? EU fag here

>buy headphones
>people that bought that shit bought this too
>ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8v72JXupXXXagOFbXJ.jpg


Not even after the censorship the site is devoid of slav sluts

can't do batteries on planes still

So i already have one of these laying around, you guys think I can power my BM-800 with it? Or should I get one of those somakeks.

hey anons, it's me with the 60 cent lapel mic from If you want some talking I can whip it out

Too late, new somakes are shit.

Whip out that dick, son

Got a power bank today, East EU

Ordered it 2.5 weeks ago

Oh shit oh shit, something arrived and is it from India.

>tfw hurricane matthew coming to destroy my ass this week and all my chinkshit will be damaged

Mumbai to be more precise, it's a small packet and it comes very secured.
What could it be? Place your bets lads.

"Insert poo in loo/DESIGNATED joke here"

it;s tea
!

vocaroo sounded like shit so:
mediafire.com/file/dsmudd9b9u3gjbh/Gravação_(9).m4a
mediafire.com/file/bl4m9bo2d1faviq/Gravação_(6).m4a
mediafire.com/file/ab9nhreenywyjxf/Gravação_(7).m4a

two speaking and one on my friends acoustic bass


I know I sound like shit anons, I got performance anxiety :*/

mic is really good like I said, I'm gonna get a bunch more

i hope you will be alright user!
you will survive, as will your chink shit!

Inside the bubble wrap comes a plastic box filled with polystyrene little balls.
Heh, I don't think they'd take this much care only for tea.
But don't worry, I'll post what it is in the next post.

are there any cheap chink bluetooth true-wireless earphones like those fucking new apple memepods?

I've seen some while browsing Alibaba but I have no inkling as to whether they work or not

It's a carefully packed poo!

nothing, you ordered the balls

I'm glad I have this Xiaomi powerbank now, I can charge my phone and MP3 player if I need to.

Also all of these chinklights, for which I've purchased a ton of batteries.

Based DHL :)

woops.. that screencap was from last night.

>not waiting one week for the lelelelelelele 3s official American version

Cancel while you can or kys my man.

Give linky linky

Not everyone lives in America you self-centered fat fuck

It's a carefully packed vintage mechanical watch made by Hindustan Machine Tools (HMT) the designated watch company in India that's stoped making watches just recently.
I won it in a bid for like 4-5 dollars. I'll be looking to buy a 18mm black perlon strap for it but damn they're not cheap on ebay and aliexpress only have them in 20mm.

>Denver, CO
Drink bleach, idiot.

Are there any good chink lavalier mics?

aliexpress.com/store/product/Free-shipping-old-Pu-er-Pu-erh-tea-Chinese-2008year-yunnan-Puer-tea-7562brick-tea-250g/1269947_1872093100.html

What i am for my fellow chinkers?