Lets take a look at that hard drive user

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

Lets take a look at that hard drive Anon

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

This is what Full Disk Encryption is for.

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

which one you faggot CIA toad

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

and over the decryption keys or you are going to jail son

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

i forgot them

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

This is what deniable encryption is for, like the hidden partitions in truecrypt. It allows you to hand over encryption keys to a dummy partition if the laws in your country compel them (like in the UK) which allows you to comply with the law without revealing your hidden partition.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

Yes.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

Please FBI-senpai, not my hard drive

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

My PC starts without a key, grandad. Get with the times!

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

They're likely gonna look at your internet history and see this post.
Then you better give them something to convict you on or you're 'obviously' hiding something horrible.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Is there some way you could blockchain-verify your hard drive contents so that the police cannot throw illegal shit onto your hard drive after-the-fact without leaving an obvious trail of evidence exposing them?

Maybe implemented into the filesystem journal?

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

Who seriously use hard disks in 2018 mister officer, I'd like you to not associate me with people from lower classes who can't afford modern technology.
That being said, go ahead and take a look there is no encryption.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

Oups that's embarrassing, spending the rest of you life in jail for not remembering a few characters is a pretty awkward situation.

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

implying I keep sensible data within the hard drive of my PC for anyone to simply access it
I keep shit in a microSD. You can't access what you can't physically see :^)

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

please do
oh it only has the OS it's 30GB and last time it was used was a month ago
tfw live usb always everyday

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

I could be joking, I could be trolling. In a court of law you need to provide evidence beyond reasonable doubt. You cannot technically or mathematically prove hidden partitions exist. Having zero evidence is not beyond reasonable doubt.

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

No officer, please, my doujinshi collection!

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

guilty until proven innocent beyond reasonable doubt
The absolute state of the US

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

I'm in the UK, it's innocent until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt (in case of criminal acts)

Connor Nguyen
Connor Nguyen

fbi
Who are you? I'm not interested in buying anything. Bye *slams door*

Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

You were spending the rest of your life in prison anyway, even if they didn't find anything. Might as well make it hard on them.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

It's the police, open up!
2 buckets of vaselin close to the door, poor it out for slippery goodness.
10L petrol can under desk, begin pouring over myself and the computers.
Police breaks through the door.
Some of them falls, the others are slowed down by the bad dragon dildos hanging from the roof.
Police comes to the entrance of my room.
Half of them die from the lego I placed out on the floor.
I light myself on fire while the policemen watches in agonising pain from the lego.
Shout out "I am your father Bob!"
Start running toward the police with an axe in the hand.
They immediately point there guns towards me, and in a futile attempt for more destruction I spray one of the police in his eyes and punch him in the nuts.
The police shoots the me to death and escapes my apartment.
They never got my furry porn and the microwave I stole.

John Foster
John Foster

which one?

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

What? Who uses magnetic storage in 2018, you guys are behind everyone as always.

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

O-Ok, Mr. Law-man...

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

have you considered larping your own suicide?

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

Yup

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

implying fbi niggers would ever catch my harddrive alive

not encrypting your harddrive with ransomware

Brayden Wright
Brayden Wright

How about you just tell me about Bane and we'll call it a day

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

not purposely infecting all your hard drives to kill the fbi from within

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