A few days ago, my dad linked all of the computers in the house to a common media center without telling me. Using this, he could create a slideshow using pictures on all of the computers while playing music on our TV in the living room. So, he had the bright idea to use this at our family reunion (Which go figure, was at our house) without testing it first, and well, all hell broke loose.
So I was in my room playing Dragon Quest IX when all of a sudden, the chatter downstairs just stopped. So, when I went to go check it out, the jpegs of porn that were on my computer were showing on the TV, and instead of turning tit off, they were staring in complete disgust and awe. *Oh and all the kids in the reunion were downstairs, so they didnt see anything.
It wouldnt be bad enough if it was regular porn, but there was a lot of hentai too. Bestiality, furries, yaoi (I was curious, okay?), you name it, it was there.
So anyway, when I finally got downstairs, everyone was staring at me like im some freak of nature. Of course, I ran to the TV and turned it off, someone nobody had the willpower to do(?). Heres how the convo went after that:
"DAD, Why'd you put that on the slideshow????" "I didn't know it connected to your computer. Sorry, son. Still, you should be a bit more secure with your porn." "I guess, yeah."
So then i look at everyone in the room, still staring at me. "What??? You guys never seen porn before?"
My uncle said, "Not that kind, ya weirdo."
After that, most of the people left, giving me bad glares on the way out. After seeing the yaoi, dad gave me the gay talk too (Even though im straight) and I can't really go to my family for anything now.
So anyway where you guys come in: Whose fault do you think it is that my porn showed up on the TV?
would not have happened had you been running gentoo
Ayden Fisher
your fault for not using dwm and slackware
James Rogers
Your fault for having shit taste, your dad's fault for being a cartoon-tier retard.
Hunter Rodriguez
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Hunter Jenkins
both of you's
your dad for ignoring your privacy, but you for not having basic security like a login password and for allowing windows to auto-share your files. you used the standard windows documents/images/videos/etc folders instead of rolling your own file space, didnt you?
Sebastian Johnson
literally nothing happened opinion of other people doesn't matter it's your dad's fault for invading your privacy just go back to usual life
Joshua Cox
It's not really anyone's fault mate, it's just one of those stories you'll laugh about in later life.
I remember getting pissed at a family barbecue and telling my dad in front of all our family that I had a bigger cock than him.
Saying that, you're a fucking deviant. Good job there wasn't any anal vore content or if be slitting my wrists right now.
Oliver Williams
lmao how do you know that??
Asher Scott
there was furry porn, can't get worse than that, well, probably pedo furry but that's it.
Julian Collins
Both of you but I had a similar experience when I was younger
>download hentai on kazaa >fap >forget to delete it >brother finds it >tells our parents >they say "oh, that's just a cartoon" and laugh it off
Brayden Bailey
If it's your personal computer, it's your personal files, unless your a government or a big conglomerate
Oliver Sanders
Harsh. I have all my porn shared in the local network. If someone wants to be offended by it more power to them.
Dylan Gonzalez
kill yourself
Hunter Rivera
>can't get worse than that furry is just a modifiyer for the real deviant shit, even furries like me are disgusted by some of the stuff in >>>trash
Juan Long
How big is your cock user
Eli Ramirez
lol you live with your parents and you're embarrassed about the porn? Don't sweat it, buddy. Everyone's opinion of you was as low as it could be to start with.
Ethan Mitchell
why the fuck do you have unrestricted access to your computer from the network, AND your chinese porn in your index-able pictures folder?
Luis Lewis
>you turned on network sharing >you got fucked by not securing your computer
Get rekt
Henry Hill
Cool story, bro
Ayden Richardson
>Windows """security"""
Gavin Carter
What did you hope to accomplish by posting this ancient pasta?
Jose Cruz
>no security >saving porn at all 100% your fault
Hudson Morgan
Why did you have your porn in a network accessable share?
Angel Gutierrez
>my porn is shared in the local network Do I even want to know why? The description of your situation just keeps getting worse as I read, learn some basic cyber security.
Joshua Garcia
Include me in the screencap ya leddut fag
Joseph Perez
This pasta is moldy!
Jordan Parker
>Whose fault do you think it is that my porn showed up on the TV? Yours you fucking pleb. Learn to secure your shit.
Jordan Gray
If this happened to me it would be all legal pedoshit.
I would then drive up the nearest mountain (pretty close) and jump
>pseudoscience to sell a book peer reviewed academic study or gtfo
Jason Butler
I use VeraCrypt (used to use TrueCrypt) for my porn. Not because it's CP, just because it lets me keep everything in an easily mountable container format. The encryption is just a side benefit.
James White
Yours for not having your computer locked down. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING should be able to just reach out and grab files off your computer without your explicit permission
Matthew Hill
>saving porn are you that desperate you fucking degenerate?
Henry Myers
>downloading porn every time you want to jerk off >keeping the NSA up to date on your fetishes, jerking off habits, percentage of cuck to straight interacial porn >not just keeping your favorites I bet you go to YouTube every time you want to watch your favorite music video, too.
Sebastian Williams
nigger why would you let anyone but yourself fucking manage the network? Why would you fucking let ANYTHING WITHIN THE NETWORK access files on your fucking machine? Literally kill yourself holy shit
Camden Ward
You deserved it you gross fuck
Wyatt Wood
This is why you should have full control of every aspect of the home network, even if you have to pay for all the network hardware.
Gabriel Sanchez
yeah i do my internet is fat enough that it's just as fast as using a file on my drive
Grayson James
>peer review You realize this is a joke now and all but the hardest of sciences are subject to manipulation and misinformation, right? Anyways the second blogpost on that site has a number of published articles.
Isaac Ortiz
>not being environmentally friendly with your bandwidth usage >feeding the botnet >contributing to global internet traffic congestion I seriously hope you don't do this, use youtube-dl and save the planet.
Jaxson Davis
harddrives are more wasteful
Chase Howard
no they're not
Noah Bell
idgaf desu senpai
Adrian Allen
...
Grayson Foster
hmm?
Sebastian Peterson
fake and gay
Samuel Carter
Your fault for not using simple password or some shit. Sage