A few days ago, my dad linked all of the computers in the house to a common...

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

A few days ago, my dad linked all of the computers in the house to a common media center without telling me. Using this, he could create a slideshow using pictures on all of the computers while playing music on our TV in the living room. So, he had the bright idea to use this at our family reunion (Which go figure, was at our house) without testing it first, and well, all hell broke loose.

So I was in my room playing Dragon Quest IX when all of a sudden, the chatter downstairs just stopped. So, when I went to go check it out, the jpegs of porn that were on my computer were showing on the TV, and instead of turning tit off, they were staring in complete disgust and awe. *Oh and all the kids in the reunion were downstairs, so they didnt see anything.

It wouldnt be bad enough if it was regular porn, but there was a lot of hentai too. Bestiality, furries, yaoi (I was curious, okay?), you name it, it was there.

So anyway, when I finally got downstairs, everyone was staring at me like im some freak of nature. Of course, I ran to the TV and turned it off, someone nobody had the willpower to do(?). Heres how the convo went after that:

"DAD, Why'd you put that on the slideshow????"
"I didn't know it connected to your computer. Sorry, son. Still, you should be a bit more secure with your porn."
"I guess, yeah."

So then i look at everyone in the room, still staring at me.
"What??? You guys never seen porn before?"

My uncle said, "Not that kind, ya weirdo."

After that, most of the people left, giving me bad glares on the way out. After seeing the yaoi, dad gave me the gay talk too (Even though im straight) and I can't really go to my family for anything now.

So anyway where you guys come in: Whose fault do you think it is that my porn showed up on the TV?

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Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

would not have happened had you been running gentoo

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

your fault for not using dwm and slackware

James Rogers
James Rogers

Your fault for having shit taste, your dad's fault for being a cartoon-tier retard.

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

/thread

Hunter Jenkins
Hunter Jenkins

both of you's

your dad for ignoring your privacy, but you for not having basic security like a login password and for allowing windows to auto-share your files. you used the standard windows documents/images/videos/etc folders instead of rolling your own file space, didnt you?

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

literally nothing happened
opinion of other people doesn't matter
it's your dad's fault for invading your privacy
just go back to usual life

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

It's not really anyone's fault mate, it's just one of those stories you'll laugh about in later life.

I remember getting pissed at a family barbecue and telling my dad in front of all our family that I had a bigger cock than him.

Saying that, you're a fucking deviant. Good job there wasn't any anal vore content or if be slitting my wrists right now.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

lmao how do you know that??

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

there was furry porn, can't get worse than that, well, probably pedo furry but that's it.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

Both of you but I had a similar experience when I was younger

download hentai on kazaa
fap
forget to delete it
brother finds it
tells our parents
they say "oh, that's just a cartoon" and laugh it off

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

If it's your personal computer, it's your personal files, unless your a government or a big conglomerate

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

Harsh. I have all my porn shared in the local network. If someone wants to be offended by it more power to them.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

kill yourself

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

can't get worse than that
furry is just a modifiyer for the real deviant shit, even furries like me are disgusted by some of the stuff in >>>trash

Juan Long
Juan Long

How big is your cock user

Eli Ramirez
Eli Ramirez

lol you live with your parents and you're embarrassed about the porn? Don't sweat it, buddy. Everyone's opinion of you was as low as it could be to start with.

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

why the fuck do you have unrestricted access to your computer from the network, AND your chinese porn in your index-able pictures folder?

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

you turned on network sharing
you got fucked by not securing your computer

Get rekt

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

Cool story, bro

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

Windows """security"""

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

What did you hope to accomplish by posting this ancient pasta?

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

no security
saving porn at all
100% your fault

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

Why did you have your porn in a network accessable share?

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

my porn is shared in the local network
Do I even want to know why? The description of your situation just keeps getting worse as I read, learn some basic cyber security.

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Include me in the screencap ya leddut fag

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

This pasta is moldy!

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

Whose fault do you think it is that my porn showed up on the TV?
Yours you fucking pleb. Learn to secure your shit.

Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray

If this happened to me it would be all legal pedoshit.

I would then drive up the nearest mountain (pretty close) and jump

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I have all my porn shared in the local network.

Jesus Christ. You're a fucking retard mate.

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

How about quitting your porn addiction in the first place?
yourbrainonporn.com/

Juan Lee
Juan Lee

pseudoscience to sell a book
peer reviewed academic study or gtfo

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

I use VeraCrypt (used to use TrueCrypt) for my porn. Not because it's CP, just because it lets me keep everything in an easily mountable container format. The encryption is just a side benefit.

James White
James White

Yours for not having your computer locked down. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING should be able to just reach out and grab files off your computer without your explicit permission

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

saving porn
are you that desperate you fucking degenerate?

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

downloading porn every time you want to jerk off
keeping the NSA up to date on your fetishes, jerking off habits, percentage of cuck to straight interacial porn
not just keeping your favorites
I bet you go to YouTube every time you want to watch your favorite music video, too.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

nigger why would you let anyone but yourself fucking manage the network?
Why would you fucking let ANYTHING WITHIN THE NETWORK access files on your fucking machine?
Literally kill yourself holy shit

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

You deserved it you gross fuck

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

This is why you should have full control of every aspect of the home network, even if you have to pay for all the network hardware.

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

yeah i do my internet is fat enough that it's just as fast as using a file on my drive

Grayson James
Grayson James

peer review
You realize this is a joke now and all but the hardest of sciences are subject to manipulation and misinformation, right? Anyways the second blogpost on that site has a number of published articles.

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

not being environmentally friendly with your bandwidth usage
feeding the botnet
contributing to global internet traffic congestion
I seriously hope you don't do this, use youtube-dl and save the planet.

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

harddrives are more wasteful

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

no they're not

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

idgaf desu senpai

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

hmm?

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

fake and gay

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

Your fault for not using simple password or some shit.
Sage

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