/asean/

>muh defect child

>That ending

>sex is only for procreation
You're not very progressive, aren't you?

Man, this is bizarre. So you no longer want to patrol the "South China Sea" with the help of the US because you're afraid of offending China? And even though you said to GTFO of the Phils, especially Mindanao, it's not "set in stone policy".

>a fucking Dutertard leaf

The lowest of the lowest lows

Diplomatic disaster, national embarrassment, etc.

>FUCK OFF USA
>PLEASE CHINA WE F-FFRIENDS RIGHT

If you read Straits Times or the South China Morning Post they call out his amateurish foreign policy.

shadbase.com/hilloli-clitton/

Would you /asean/?

SQUATS FOR LIFE BRUH

/po/ is the dutdut circle jerk board

anyone use secure irc?
should we have secure irc to chat/share/send (nude) with each other?

fuck off faggot

kontol

y-you too..

KONTOL?!

I thought it was actually the most impure and deviant form of love?

Anyway, Happy Malaysia Day, /aesean/

Did someone say... KONTOL??????

tq :)

Happy Malaysia Day lads! Maaf Zahir & Batin

>that proverb
stop stealing indo oc reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

your proverbs mostly belongs to Confucius the original javanese

You can show us your ass like you did before

How can I get a Malay wife?

Feel blessed by Allah cause my cousin never stop sending me milkyway and mars chocolate monthly

by supporting duterte, and convert to islam

Haha I love poland balls XD

;^)

but our women isnt the strongest race in the world

when will he send you arab (woman) nudes

>Not eating superior Ritter Sport

East Malaysia opt to out from the federation in few years from now if the fed gov still don't provide high speed train. We be called as Northern Isle of Borneo.

They're from Australia working in a chocolate factory.

No, there's nothing wrong with sister loving her brother, and vice versa.

i thought your cousin work in ayrab

their dream shall came true after sabahan and sarawakian vote for me again

that's for june were she returns gives us chocolate too

>still believing in this separation meme
if they left malaysia they will left unprotected and will invaded by china, indonesia, flips, & sulus because of Oil. it is a consequence where local sarawak & sabahan are not that dumb enough to fall for unlike the peninsulafags tht forget their own history. #s4s is a chinkDAP propaganda aim to separate the east from the federation so chinks can gain more influence in the Oil Industry which they haven't

You give us nothing but pain

We want out now

S4S

I just got so many cousins in different countries
Canada, US, Australia, Saudi, Indonesia

and Im stuck here at Philippines.

S4S is largely Iban

>she
gib nude
no one in malaysia?

IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD
REMEMBER WE GAVE YOU A FREE TOLL HIGHWAY
WE CLEAN EM SULU SOLDIER FROM SABAH SOIL

pedofil goblok

Can we has highways and trains?

>wanting separation, muh oil moenys, hurr dur im suffering bcause muh high gost of living.
>when he can relive the Golden Age of Malaysia
#MMGA

Make Malaysia Great Again!

probably there are, but i got so many cousins i dont get to communicate cause we dont even try to meet each other.

Everyone but me gotta learn

>barsatu kita teguh, bercerai kita roboh
>Maaf Zahir & Batin

do malayxia even have their own oc?

desu i dont think he will win anything but his hometown and probably some place in jb where his influence is stronk

after i won my 10th GE
sure

Suure

Give sarawak kissy kissy as promise

>barsatu kita teguh, bercerai kita roboh
not even in rhyme

We dont vote for Naj, we vote for our own people, ironically "smile infront, backstabbing behind" Naj.

We believe that's Malays propaganda as well. We shall bow down to imperial China. At least Chinese cheats openly. While Malays is pure root of evil. No no Indogs and Flip. We're not open for you.
S4S are just a gimic to force you fed to give us more attention and so our demands of being neglected for quite so long time. That's the point.
Psychology wars. We don't actually mean it. We play againts Malay and Chinese so we as the third party would clap hands witnessing the death of two cancer people. It is time for us to shine.

goblok eta, aing ge boga banyak nu kitu mah
erek?
wkwkwkkwkwkwk

>make malaysia great again
>malaysia
>was great
citation needed

need to ask for kelantanese for that
and...
they said its haram, sorry

because their people(aka people in the party) can gain monetary value as supposed to being on their own or with other party

Sarawak?

nice meme 9gag

We are going to brunei :3

I need to eat the shit

>going to brunei
nothing will change
brunei will be like west malaysia, developed and modern using sarawak and sabah oil

It was never the Phillipines thats why its Great

>fed gov still don't provide high speed train
You do know that these HSR manufacturers have their own requirement regarding minimum population right?
They are not gonna even look at anything less than connecting metropolis. Best you can get is railways but even then depends on what you need to chop to build it.
Even the East Coast rail is estimated to be at least 60bil due to the insanity of chopping Titiwangsa range.
Soft limestone is not your best friend when it comes to this stuff.

But we make brunei big again

>james brooke aka raja putih face dot png

Why is he so perfect /asean/?

Those are just chinese disposable "khadam". They are easily manipulated IF you promise them liquor. To take their land, you just have to bring them to liquor banquet. Once they can't handle the liquor, ask them to sign documents.
t. Chinese boss secret
>Rentap is actually not a warrior as anyone would believe. He's just a myth, legit pirate (Rajah and Non Dayaks & Chinese of the past did wrote this) and since those people doesn't actually have their own "warrior" to be the icon of the inspiration, hence the revised history book.

Taib is the one giving lands away to the chink timber lords

Brunei are nice place to live, IF you want to have good walfare. In terms of infrastucture, even in the capital, is meh.
t. Mirish

>can't handle the liquor, ask them to sign documents.
but according to Contract Act 1950, any agreement formed under the influence of drugs/alcohol the contract is voidable. and the Ibans are okay with this?

Pls dont.

Hey, we get cheap food

Brunei is however a boring place

kotek into bontot?

your sultan is rich, when shit goes south he might take us in permanently, if he feels charitable. it improves his PR

kontol?

>Brunei is however a boring place
true, with all the sharia law and stuff

Theres barely 430k of us and thats including 100k foreigners.

join malaysia and make Kuala Lumpur great again

thts cool, more ppl more Human Resource, wide range of opportunity will increase

Population is all the excuses they gave to us in the past. Europe have trains that built from debt money, where the train tax will pay those debt in a long run. We have palm oils and petrol oil, so.. And train doesn't necessarily transport people. Large amount of commodity transportation will benefit from the train. Japan can built trains over mountains and earthquakes, why can't we?

Don't even make me start on that ape again. Few voices can't make the difference, the majority (Dayaks), well, you know how it goes.

I went there and it's all so quiet

We make Borneo great again

But you can play with Flipchan stick

Usually chinese corruption get their way because they lie in bed with the political rulers so to speak.

Incompetence intensifies the problem

Just like 1841.

That's when the chinese trickery will be in good use. Of course they won't be okay with that IF they learn/know about it. There's a reason why some people shall be kept undeveloped in terms of mind.
>we wuz great warrior
The only problem of Dayaks are just they cant be separated with overconsuming liquor. They are quick to learn and good worker. Rumah panjang meetings will be always accompanied with liquor, hence the decision can't be decided in those meetings.
>t. Dayak friends.
Literal trash (on tier of white trash)

They don't lie. They have quick eye scanner for any loopholes. Manipulative cheats are acceptable. Local Chinese business tycoon would also meet malay shaman to resolve his business dispute and his wife issues.
>t. Asstn of former boss.

Oh no, everything is tumbling down.

Where are the Flip posters? I'm worried.

Earthquake is unavoidable but lands with combination of hard granite and soft limestone is a pain in the ass and Japan population is 120m+ and even then most of the rails are on the east coast industrial cities on flat lands or valleys and built over more than a century. Europe is mostly flat lands, high urban population and also build over centuries.
Even Japan's shinkansen are limited to major cities and the rest fed by local lines.
Also HSR and cargo train have different tracks, you can only have one or the other so that's why I said HSR is not but regular rail is possible.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_transport_in_Malaysia
Visit Japan and but the week long Japan rail pass, its a pretty good deal considering how much Shinkansen ride costs. The thing cost even more than a plane,its only for those who work in another city and too busy to go to the airport and its checkpoints.

im here

cherish this moment, it's m'laysia day after all. expect the autists to start shitting up this thread once they're all dismissed from work though.

>but
*buy the week long
There's also the issue of connecting to foreign countries depending on whether Borneo wants to connect to Kalimantan.

Think about it, i'm glad that Vietnoam doesn't have terrorists.

What's it like being Vietnamese?

But you terrorised poor Pol Pot who just wants to build a pure goomie agriculture utopia.

nothing, just like being an average human.

that is a very quality malaysianball cartoon, did you guys do it?

what do you start your day with?

You should ask a Cambodian what does he think about the Khmer Rouge. I don't think he likes it.

some flip on reddit

Yes, Bumiputra Stronk!!!!11!!

facebook

u/taongkalye

JUST GOT HOME

PUTANG INA THE WEATHER IS TOO HOT

WISH WE WUZ WALANG PASOK LIKE MALAYSIA

Phillipines is gonna shit up this thread again, I can feel it.

...

only indonesian word i know is kontol

HOLY FUCK WE #1 IN ASEAN IN DIVEGRASS

I dont even give a fuck about that semen slurping sport which is not for me.

...

>filipinotimes.ae/news/2016/09/15/ph-authorities-propose-burqa-ban-in-davao-malls-1/
Wow that is pretty rude desu

redditards have arrived
theads will go to shit below this post

for what purpose? lol

So much for Davao being more open minded

Gotta make sure you don't carry bombs lol

Dw, they're doing the same thing here in Australia coz of ISIS threats.

whats for lunch
pic related
>cendol

>Davao bombing done by anti-DU30 political activist
>includes the unrelated muslim as well
lol

Please tell me those aren't beans with milk
Please

FUCKING PLDT

YOUTUBE IS SLOW

That's coconut milk though.

omy god what is that?

It allegedly its was another group of Muslim in support of the Abu sayyaf

Tbf they just got bombed again, I think?
Now I imagine everyone there is in panic mode

>coconut milk

Good desert, Es Campur is better though.

>he doesn't like coconut milk
Shit taste af desu.

Kaldereta with kiss

Why do you put veggies in your icecream omg?!

laksa sarawak on this blessed friday, would love to post pic but when mums cooking we finished eat b4 we could even breathe

Ganyang Indonesia
Ayo kita maling semuanya

>veggies
its mostly jellies, nuts & beans

Did you know that, coconut tree was actually a fair maiden who was cursed?

What I understood:

that Indonesian
i dont want you wrong semuanya

its unwesternized version of halo halo

would you prefer Breast Milk with Beans?

Wait, if the coconut tree is a girl then wouldn't coconut milk be technically breast milk anyways?

>Dat Logic
YES

/asean/ is the most active general at this time

Enjoy your diabetes senpai ;_;

>when non-malaysians uses "lah" wrongly

Coconut tree is man penis

The coconuts are testicles

You been drinking coconut tree semen

Stir fry meat.
>More than 20kg of korban meat left
I'm starting to crave for some fish.

Good thing our palm trees don't produce coconuts.

is it siesta time?
it's too hot to do anything right now
please give it to me

The Palm fruit would be the equivalent of testicles

how to use it lah

desu palm tree can also produce milk

that is one big coconut tree

our house in province have a 3 decade old coconut tree

its snowing in KL lads
>tfw selangor fags dont know this icy feel

>tfw no snow

No thanks, I don't feel like driving all the way to Shah Alam.
Can you drink the sap?

Whatever lah.

desu palm tree can also be 'milk'
google santan sawit
i saw this pic at lowyat few months ago
also that pic was from 2012

play.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/2jPqXjczinrHdKh6qzHcoz
post what you're hearing lads

no bro its 2016. its snowing in KL really

it never snow in tropical countries lah

>justin trudeau

>Trillianes trolls Cayetano
Holy shit, that was hilarious.

We also have THICC trees
I don't know, we use it to make wax.
Wow, the more you know
youtube.com/watch?v=oOqKlvwzKkQ

youtube.com/watch?v=QHBFglGP6W4
LADS

cant wait for this to become a malaysian OC

CHIBAI LAH KENNA KANTOT ME?

That's a thick bush

Delet this
youtube.com/watch?v=cPgPKy2g4MU

we practically made it better.

4u

>this is what Malaysia believe

haze?

>this is what Indonesia denies

>he thinks making it to be Chinese-like food is better.

Trim it

>That's a thick bush
Kek

i did it lads!

Tfw you will never poo in a golden loo

d-do you have a thick bush?

Well looks like someone's gotta trim it

>All of these political shitstorms in flipland
Someone nuke flipland, the people and its politics are beyond saving.

Furry

For you

LEWD

...

...

I wanna kiss below yandere

he's not coming here anymore

S-sauce?

;~;

It's Malaysia day and I'm stuck here with Filipinos.

youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ

It's the blue meth of polandball ebin memes xddd

>he commemorates his countries c.uckness not revolution

What's the original comic there?

>tfw flips and indons died to get independence while all we did was fill out an order form

God save the Queen

>We have peace with peace negotiation, while flip and indo through blood and war.

Why they don't just sign the damn paper hahaha

cuck

>Federal parliamentary democracy under an elective constitutional monarchy
>constitutional monarchy
>monarchy
AHAHAHHAHAHA WTF

I did not see the twist coming, damn.

...

Dinner lads

We struggled a lot though.
People didn't go to wagecuck job and put black wrap on their songkok.

>Plain rice with keropok

at least put some soy sauce on

buy a table paimin

P-pls add soem meat there. ._.

>kropek aka cancer chips
>dry noodles with green pepper and somekind of fried tofu
>mixing it with rice
>eating on the floor
m8

Too much carbohidrate. Don't be cogen (cowok gendut). Be like me, cogan (cowok ganteng).

youtube.com/watch?v=z88Mu-uDc3I

Who watches these kind of videos? Orphans?

Kote nya enak ga?

Salsa pls.

>not having coca cola with this death meal

Bulunya tebal banget, enak dimakan kriuk kriuk bunyinya

Are Malays and Indons meme muslims?

t. former meme buddhism country

Indo is secular. Malay is in between the two.

>silent
>many bearded terrorists
>looks like a city in afganistan
>nuns talking to camera
>waving islamic america flag
>terrorist looking people
but it looks so peaceful. what is this

Bisa ga aq mremasin? Asik bgt yah

GO BACK TO INDONESIA

REEEEEEE

Kontol malay antek inggeris mati sana loe anjir

AALLLLAAHHUUUUUU AKKBBBHHAAAAARRR!!!

Belum masuk waktu lagi bang

Commute to the nearest gym/jogging place. Put some effort brah,.

Zam zam ala kazam to you too

>reading tort
>I can get money from a murderer for seeing a dead body if it caused me PTSD

buy a bike m8 if youre into running
i advice getting new pants beforhand because your legs is gonna get /fit/'ed

Rate my dinner

Incest is wincest !!

I read that I can be considered a transexual simply by identifying as a woman according to the British legal system.

No surgery, no nothing, just me making a statement.

>Praising muslim God
Alhamdulillah

Learned this from my former indo amah

carbs on carbs, with carbs

plebtastic tastes senpai

《施氏食獅史》

石室詩士施氏,嗜獅,誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時,適十獅適市。
是時,適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅,恃矢勢,使是十獅逝世。
氏拾是十獅屍,適石室。
石室濕,氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭,氏始試食是十獅。
食時,始識是十獅,實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。

„Shī Shì shí shī shǐ“

Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.
Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.
Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.
Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.
Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.
Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī, shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

Story of Shi Eating the Lions

In a stone den was a poet named Shi, who loved to eat lions, and had resolved to eat ten.
He often went to the market to hunt for lions.
At exactly ten o’clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that moment, Shi had just arrived at the market too.
Seeing those lions, he shot them with his arrows.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp, so he had his servant clean it.
After the stone den was cleaned, he tried to eat those ten lions.
When he ate, he realized the corpses were in fact ten stone lions.
Try to explain this matter.

>tfw trying to set up paypal
>still doesn't work
Please help ;_;

Do I have to pay the bank for them to activate it?

shi means yes right?

I had to call my bank to authorize the debit card.

No actually they called me, they saw me fucking up my PayPal from their end.

hnnnggg

for what purpose m8

there is paymaya if you want to buy shit online
just apply and load shit on 7 eleven

I'm unable to like Handa in this manga. I adore him in the original series along with the series itself. This one however, feels like Sakamoto-kun but he's an anti-social asshole instead.

Because I need to earn money and become a semi jew person. (Got offered a position)

Also the fuck is paymaya?

>had the bank contact you since you are too incompetent
wew

what's wrong? I'll try to help

Can't access it even though I already registered and no transaction happens, some said that I should go to the bank and pay a fee or some shit.

Just woke up from my siesta

The thread is clean from reddit shitter

>2 days left

I didn't pay shit when I created mine. try contacting their customer support. unlike any CS, theirs is very good. either they respond to your mail or they'd call your phone to directly address the issue. can't help you with your issues m8, never experienced that problem before.

And if it helps, my bank is BPI and so far I am just being disappointed.

rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo Mijares.pdf

Dont forget to buy your copy

I'm at the same boat and BPI jews my money for each withdrawal which fucking sucks but it can't be helped in my case. If you still can, try to open a UnionBank EON account. I've heard and some already have verified that EON doesn't charge you a fee upon withdrawal from your paypal funds.

I am actually planning going to BDO to open a account.

>buying garbage
This isn't Japan.

afaik, of all the banks here in ph, only union bank is recognized by paypal thus cutting the fees that's required by the other banks to withdraw your pp funds. I'm highly recommending union EON if you exclusively will use that account for your paypal. they even have step by step instructions on their site if you want to register so I suggest you to go look it up.

>Malay day
Who fucking cares lulz

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wow rude

I wouldn't recommend Unionbank, it's one of the least popular bank in the Philippines. Just open an account on BDO, Metrobank, or BPI.

Why would you want a paypal anyway?

Can't tell the differences, your relatives?
Zip it limey, go back to your own board

ayo goyang yuk

>ayo goyang yuk
Anda pertama kali

bule

>bule
>bendera Inggris

i mahu mempunyai hubungan seks dengan anda

LEFT FOR 5 GODDAMN MINUTES ONLY TO COME BACK TO A FELLOW 'NAM SPEAKING TRIBAL BABBLE
LITERALLY WHY DUDE

suka hisap kontol?

kek you sound like a local chinese

kontol

...

bukan homo seperti Anda
You're a rude dude

And you're a dick-loving tribal slut, fuck off
>Trashy anime pics

I'll try I guess

Ibu anda suka sekali hisap kontol saya!

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that's why I said "exclusively for paypal use"
the 150(+50 pp fee) per withdrawal piles up quick and would have jewed tens of thousands from you without you noticing it.

He might have found an online job that only pays clients via paypal.

sangat kasar..

Mày dở hơi hay sao ấy mà cứ thích nói chuyện với đám thổ dân này

>He might have found an online job that only pays clients via paypal.
I did actually and like I said, BPI is asking me to pay up if I want to connect my paypal

>"I love you, so let's fuck already"
What did he mean by this?

lube up :DDDDDDD then say no homo after

>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is coming out soon
can't w8, there's going to be a jewish wizard too
youtube.com/watch?v=ViuDsy7yb8M

that's very non-confrontational, it should be like this when meeting a girl for the first time
>"wanna fuk?"

Give me some love

No

lel

Yes.

The story was made with one word with different pronunciations.

Filipino has this as well:

>Bababa-baba ba, Baba? Bababa... Baba ba bababa? Baba... BABA ba, Baba!.
"Is it continually going down, miss old lady? It's going down... Is it going down on the chin? On the chin... It's so LOW, miss old lady!"

You pronounce the words differently but they're spelt the same way.
I doubt any other SEA language has this feature :^)

Instead of sucky sucky five dollars he does it for free.

I learned basic mandarin during my uni days, my lecturer taught us how to call someones mother a horse.

Anyone from davao, Australian here moving to davao for work in less than two weeks, how to not get killed or kidnapped? Please

MURRICA tier

Buffalo buffalo buffalo

Literal gobbledygook tier

Your post

More like SHI-T tier

Shing shong shi shi shi

>tfw feeling extra patriotic today
MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!! MUH, LAY, SHA!!

This post is exclusively for

buy this just in case, blake

Why didnt you guys organize a meetup

get insurance m8

Did he say it in red for you to believe it.

>signing his death warrant
I'll make sure to create a page in jewbook for your 1 like = 1 prayer rally.

>moving to davao
>flip flag
You're living in Davao now? How's life with the muzzies?

Is Buffalo wings made out of buffalo?

Do not go to the slums or outside the mountains and pretty much your safe at least.

Lived in the Philippines for 3 years davao can't be that bad right?

Reminder that beato is a guy with a personality disorder

where are you living right now?

you mean you've been shitposting here with us posing as a manlet brown monkey? what a cheeky cunt.

Isabela

Immigratation time soon

Nah. I've lived in Davao for 3 years, it's aight. Just don't piss off the people or catch too much attention like blatantly playing loud music.

Since you guys are only having NPA problems, now you got another Muslim problem added to the equation

I'm going there in about two weeks not there yet

Ah I see. Well, have fun.

Ok thanks, btw anywhere nice to check out?

are pinoys always live in denial thinking that they are so great?