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/brit/ - The WANT SOME TASTY GINGER BEAVER, LADS?????? Edition
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karen
need to fucc a lebanese girl tonight
korean pop
if you strike up convo with slags in clubs you're then in the top 10% of males.
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how did you figure that one out
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the weeb gf
have a cuckold fetish
don't want to be cucked, rather I'd like to fuck another man's woman and he finds out
Wow
Really speaks to me
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I love your cute little Swedish accent.
I'd suck your penis
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flirted with a french woman today who must've been 6'2 at least because she was only just shorter than I was
don't think I could handle a giantess like that
she's honestly too thin
haha me too bro
And the annual edgy award goes
u what?
she's fat as fuck m8
Not sure what you're trying to convey here peckerneck
'paradigm shift'.
That's the result of women being 'empowered'. Before they had the power to choose the man they want, but due to being 'punished' for sluttiness didn't ride the cock carousel. Now they have gained all the advantages men used to have but in addition kept the ones women already had.
The new paradigm is just forming but following changes will be seen:
>Top 10% of men become the only acceptable form of male appearance
>Bottom percentage of men becomes redundant, if insults don't drive them to suicide, they will be cleaned away (prisons, homeless, institutions, etc.)
>Bottom percentage's threshold increases all the time
>Men between the top and bottom percentage have to settle for ugly women, fat women, older women, etc. All young women aim only for the top men.
>Those men won't be in a romantic relationships but just providers for the women and sexual substitutes
>not a moosie
not interested 2bqhwy
>fuck another man's woman
appalling behaviour
have some respect for another man's property
Omg moar?
no such thing
DELETE
I'm seeing a girl that's taller and thicker than me and it's fine but I'm a manlet
wouldn't do it to one of the lads and wouldn't want the man watching though
what if he was consenting in it and liked to watch
You're still a virgin lisicki?
Sheath the katana la.
no lols
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
BenV94
I GOT THIS FEELING ON THE SUMMER DAY WHEN YOU WERE GONE.
I CRASHED MY CAR INTO THE BRIDGE. I WATCHED, I LET IT BURN.
*looks at you with a simple childlike amusement*
*unsheathes katana and slices her in half*
wtf i hate /brit/ now
*clamouring for attention*
that's the point of a fetish lad, it's transgressive
no
ideally he'd find out but do nothing about it, but he can't enjoy it
he can maybe walk in on us then walk out and cry but he can't stay
I SAID IN THE YEAR 3000
naff hair extensions
Do not give him attention
Should why you come home / Brit / gimmick shit shit, jokes, memes, shit. To create the races was desperate to feel special about the new life in the dull spasmodic and limited edition XO shit failure delay halfwits spirit endless stream direct bump JFs nifty (u) Note.
womanlettes
when will they succ
Good post
Why do you keep coming back to / British / ?
Tricks are trash , memes are crap , sucks joke. It is full of fucking boring JFs , he delayed clamoring for attention and desperate morons with mental illness ( you) s . Endless jokes shit in a race to beat the limit of what some may spastic may think you have done something special in your life by creating a "new"
I will never engage with anybody who unironically uses the term 'haters'.
might see if I can convince the girl I'm seeing to snapchat us fucking to her ex
I wouldn't do it ever, unless somehow the chance arose while in the middle of a mega fap where Id do absolutely anything.
was tall up until i was 15 then i just stopped growing
now i'm small haha
all pigs must die
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
thats okay i cant dont pay haters any mind anyway
Honestly believe I could be Fellini of porno if given the opportunity
not sure really
to make matters worse I'm Muslim (not the tranny) and I have to deal with all the Islamophobia as well
i guess the lack of topic makes it unpredictable which is sort of interesting
schools over lads, ready for the influx of cunts?
renounce your faith right now
kill yourself desu
Lads.
*mentally prepares myself to preform a gimmick*
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
would definitely do it just never had the chance
good post
need a succ
so here we are then
the so-called lads
*gives you the opportunity*
posh wanker
It is a really bad reputation to benefit from fear of Muslims does not expect how location unknown unknown unknown (no shemales)?
sidenote: appreciate how the translator went from tranny to transexual to shemale
or laesh as i've come to call them
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L-look mate we're sorry. We didn't know you'd be here, we'll go we'll go
or as I've taken to calling us, Laeds
fill in your last reddit flag and let me take the piss out of you puss puss
y-you too
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If you could listen to one song before you died, what would it be?
dont feel sympathy lad
the moderate muslims are the grass that the extremist snakes hide in
fuck laws n shieet
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
Darude sandstorm
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a really long one
>corporate exploitation
>adidas trainers
ah yes
>dont feel sympathy lad
>the moderate muslims are the grass that the extremist snakes hide in
I meant a situation where you're going to die in a few minutes and have time for one last song.
its a strike against forced labour in prisons
Better question is why you keep coming back Mr. Grumpy-Pants
Need prisons out of business
kim kardashian is unironically the most attractive woman in the world
Something by Bull of Heaven
so what do we do with them?
this is the most retarded logic
>oh so you're using PUBLIC roads built by the STATE? you filthy commie!
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are haraam, the memes are haraam, the banter is haraam. It's full of fucking boring, islamaphobic kafirs clamouring for enlightenment and mentally ill halfwits desperate for Allah. An endless stream of shit hadiths in a race for the bump limit so some infidel can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'caliphate'.
Guess which one is me
what a bloody racist!
Need more money for them programs
I regret starting /brit/ now if I'm honest
don't see how you could genuinely believe in god without just wishing it were true for the afterlife 2bh
you can go back in time and kill hitler or moot
who do you kill
Guess which one is me
My cats name is Maceo Jane's Addiction
>Does Alan suit a fedora?
Pretty well yeah
don't think he will or even want Trump to win but ngl the meltdown would be absolutely amazing
>moot
Who?
moot is basically hitler so killing him would do both
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myself
Why do people automatically associate anime with autism? I have a vast image collection of my waifu, mostly noncey and paedophilic images which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but anime actually makes me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the visual novels I've read. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my K-On DVDs, or my latest framed picture of my best girl. I dream of meeting a girl called [your waifu's name] so I can fulfill my dreams of love for my waifu. that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I save these images to post as often as I can. I have many friends.
did you have a stroke as you wrote that post?
Definitely reading this post
no i put it through translation party
uptown funk?
Who's moot?
Epic!
are you stupid lad? Not all actions by the state = communism
disgustingly little time before i am become wagey for a week
>Why do people automatically associate anime with autism? I have a vast image collection of my waifu, mostly noncey and paedophilic images which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but anime actually makes me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the visual novels I've read. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my K-On DVDs, or my latest framed picture of my best girl. I dream of meeting a girl called [your waifu's name] so I can fulfill my dreams of love for my waifu. that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I save these images to post as often as I can. I have many friends.
thanks :) xD
green belts are communism
9gag founder
go away denmark
the founder of anonymous
>your head
>the joke
BLASCKXTJSISKCKTSCKOWSKI
>that gammy tooth
tell me about berlin planning policy
why does it convert the factory
east or west German?
Some slag at the bar was surprised I didn't have Instagram haha
it's danelad you mag
he's in exile in berlin
got no pennies lads
*unsheaths katana*
>girl asks if I have Snapchat
FUCK OFF
>gammy tooth
You're one to speak
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
i am in east berlin
because it is very lucrative to offer new apartments to young urban professionals
>girl asks if i use the internet
piss off you nerd
i have no social media
dream of having teeth that clean
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Doing the so called """"leg"""" """""day"""" atm lads
or "laesh dayesh" as i've come to call it
>not following Charli XCX on Snapchat
oh dear
do they really have urban farms there?
>white vest and denim jeans
ah yes, a douche
God I hate passive aggressive people. Got a lad at work who's in hid mid 50's and he is such a passive aggressive little bitch.
If he's mad at you for something he won't just have it out with you he'll do stupid little, sly things like a woman and make snidey little comments.
I'd rather he just had it out with me than doing stuff like this.
>iktf
Getting a bit fat tbqh
A qt in uni tried to convince me for at least 3 days to get a Snapchat.
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yes
London does too though
but East Berlin has a lot of empty/derelict space leftover from when nobody wanted to live there
>customer comes into the mcdonalds
>asks for a portion of chips
>"small, medium, large?"
>one portion please
Sometimes I wish I could give people a lethal dose of morphine instead.
sounds like a shallow thick slag 3bh
I wish we didn't have any rules
iktfb
my brothers are all super passive aggressive
good lad
Or as I've taken to calling it, Daedliftsh
need a comprehensive brownfield policy for london and a scrapping of the light laws 2bh
boipucci
gf wouldn't stop crying so i gave her a swift kick to the legs, broke her legs, thought gf's work the same way as horses - if they break their legs you have to put them down. Cant afford going to vet so just picked her up sorta suplexed her.
Threw her in the recycle bins afterwards tbqh
me neither
Have better things to do with my time, like shitposting on brit while im at work
t. badly sketched smoking young hegelian
good post
abolish the local planning departments
four story townhouses in Bow
Honestly don't have Facebook lads, AMA
me on the right
the oneitis in the middle
>bins
did you carve her up into pieces first ?
Just had an absolutely monster session.
Came three times, took my largest toy deeper than ever, lots of fisting and sissy stuff.
Felt amazing.
Hitler's existence stopped nuclear wars in late generations.
>me neither
>Have better things to do with my time, like shitposting on brit while im at work
literally me
don't abolish the local planning departments because i want a job
but yes i agree mostly
>If he's mad at you for something he won't just have it out with you he'll do stupid little
Problem is that it's not only when they're mad at you. They get addicted to the attention they elicit with passive-agressiveness and it becomes their default behavior. Cancer.
me 2
twenty dolla
Hitler had nuclear weapons before the allies but he was too much of a humanitarian to use them.
do u have gf
Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Europe is not going to be the monolithic societies that they once were in the last century. Scots are going to be at the center of that. It’s a huge transformation for Europe to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode, and Scots will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Europe will not survive.
She wanted the D
prove it
>halloween in 2 weeks
Why are there so many scene/emo/punk ppl in Scotland?
Probably. I told her that only sluts use Snapchat and she stopped using it.
>work in HR
>full of middle-aged women who just drink tea and gossip all day
>been keeping up with corrie luv?
>yeah I have chuck
>was feeling a bit adventurous last night so had a bit of basil in my tomato soup and watched corrie with garry
racist
not much to be happy about if you're scottish
>Europeans spend centuries invading other lands
>a few migrants show up in Europe
>Europe loses it's shit
the hypocrisy is incredible
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Why is Dr House smoking crack while a tall gay shouts at him?
What a fucking piece of shit.
Believing the enviro-jew, it's just a scam to make money off rubbish. Not to mention some poor guy is going to end up with a product made out of a broken crying bitch.
>Whoa user I love your halloween mask!
>haven't put it on yet
it's true though
shallow vapid cunt sitting there doing duck face selfies
I am, yes, as that's not me, you hideous fucking paki
Why are you Scandi cunts obsessed with cuckland?
It's nothing special bud.
t. cuck
get a real job then
>London is 45% British
>A few migrants
Haha yeah its only one or two don't worry about it, ignore demographic trends and census data
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I'd love to visit scotland but is there anything to live there for?
steak and mushroom pie rating: solid 9/10
III don't think that's true. Post teeth.
what do people even do there? do they just take pictures on boats? i don't get it
She was definitely a bit of a narcissist. She'd take pictures and send me them over whatsapp out of the blue, just of her smiling to the camera or something. Never really knew how to respond to a random picture, so I inevitably responded every time with an insult.
I don't like mushrooms
Scotland is not a bad looking place if I say so myself
yes, they just take photos
fucking moron
>Work in a doctors surgery
>Exact same situation as you
>tfw got no small talk skills so never converse with them
It's just non-stop
get mortal
oil in aberdeen
bitta finance in the burgh
reasonably priced smack in glasgow with life expectancies have improved to almost eastern-european standards
Get drunk and have a dance
would destroy the gyal in the orange
>Never really knew how to respond to a random picture
You ask for nudes. She'll say haha I'll do it later. She'll do it later. You'll fap to them.
>mortal
look, Fritz, stay the fuck away from Scotland if you know whats good for you
If you do have to go, head to the gorbals
Glasgow is good character building experience.
>tfw good set of teeth but off colour
>tfw naturally yellow enamel so bleaching them does nothing
looks fucking embarrasing
Shut the fuck up, you paki cunt. Nobody asked you.
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Why do fuckers keep driving into the central reservation southbound on the A1 just before I leave work? Selfish pricks
if i was a shark i could tip over the boat desu shame im not one
this is made in devon you mad twat
overly white teeth look creepy anyway
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>That trashy cunt in the middle of the picture with a heavily painted face and nails.
She'd ruin all the fun for me and make me think grim philosophical thoughts tbqh.
hmmm yes
would wear this tshirt
ah yes let's board this seafaring vessel to rave on
this
should get 100 made
Her Majesty, the Queen, will be arriving shortly
Implying these people would ever be around a paki like you
>cirque de la nuit
>it's daytime
would LOVE to wear this t-shirt at St Andrews
Ah yes, the so called refugees I keep hearing about
the queen of /brit/ is Irish
Well tried Rasheed "Richard" Nur Al Rahman but you are Pakier than me.
Just been put through for an unpaid "internship" in a call centre.
What is this country coming to lads.
The smack ain't from Glasgow either
and the rightful queen of ireland is british
*spouts inflammatory rhetoric*
>cute girl talks to you
>mind goes blank
>just stand there awkwardly grinning in silence
>she doesn't talk to you again
just once wish I had some social skills
probably thinks I'm a right weirdo and I don't like her now
Boring
I'm from Northern Ireland. 0.1% paki. Now fuck off, you paki cunt.
ah yes
Somehow shop kev on one side and Tim on the other
why is this is sanctimonious know-it-all african wanker stinking up our thread?
>>cute girl talks to you
ah you've lost me here
maybe if you like poo
Why does paki Alan come here?
t. 0.1%
>northern ireland is already 0.1% paki
just keep it, we dont want that sinking ship
>cute girl speaks to me
>autism kicks into overdrive
>go to speak
>all that escapes is a breathy whisper
watching the so-called narcos lads
I think I'm going to fake my own death on the first day. Wish me luck
>He calls the cool kids "these people"
*puts it aside*
Gave me a chuckle.
solicitors still aren't answering my calls
twice now they've said they'll call back and they haven't
I hope they're not going into liquidation.
they're in position...
*cranks the handle*
*the runt net slowly raises out of the water and ensnares all of them*
another fresh catch
This is my dream
I am figuratively crushed that Their Graces the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge are only visiting the west coast.
B.C. and Yukon aren't even Anglos.
God Save the Queen
Pic is my unironically phone and has been for a couple years
I still find it ridiculous that UKIP only got one fucking seat
Hope this was just a joke post Republic "Building Europe's biggest mosque" of Ireland.
>cool kids
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Alan's quite funny for a raghead.
should i have a bourbon or a custard cream?
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She said she loves them in Gaelic. That was all it took.
It's natural.
Cut scotland off and gib it to the Scandis if they want it so much. Ireland is worth 10 times more.
*swallows the red pill*
business plan: get ukip to fund churches all over /mena/
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What a fucking sad act
>building Europes biggest mosque
r-really?
Whats happening to Western Europe
>I'm from Northern Ireland. 0.1% paki. Now fuck off, you paki cun
I am laughing at you with my Northern Irish girlfriends, Richard
t. Muhammad bin Seamus
bourbon
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always here people on Cred Forums talking about all the times they fucked up with girls that they almost fucked
literally never had those chances
At least pick a good monarch
Elizabeth II is probably the weakest monarch since King John last half of France
You alright Tim?
Neither of them look white, definitely not northern irish
thought this was a faded tricolore but then i guess there'd have to have been some sunlight
She could dissolve the Canadian parliament if she wanted too (no joke)
alrght
they look like two dykes
>President Clinton
imagine that
>Cut scotland off and gib it to the Scandis if they want it so much
should do that for all of the north too desu
*dissolves the Canadian Parliament*
Heh nothing personnel Justin
no thanks
I believe the word is 'presidentette'
Shouldn't have to correct you people on this
The republic is literally doing anything they can to get more immigrants. Someone post that pic of some immigration board advising immigrants to go to ireland because of gibs etc
scandis probably like scots
but they don't feel any connection to them
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WINDY
So could Trump
a clinton as a president? are you insane?
Going to try and move to scotland and I will be voting for independence in any future referendumbs
>President Trump
also scary desu
>Implying Northern Ireland is white
Thought that said "How often do you say "often"" and the option of "often" was pretty amusing
Alan looks a bit like a raghead Ed Miliband
@yank
i'll dissolve you if you keep this up
allah wills it
drop zone 2 please ben
forever in debt to your priceless advice
>President Johnson
now that's a much better presidential name
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there's not much difference between the north and scotland la
except the north is more viking rapebabies and they still use scandi words
>1 black on the entire team
And?
rather have them remain a client than direct annexation
Sedition
She has, a few times. One more reason a constitutional monarchy is superior to a presidential relublic.
blog.whatscotlandthinks.org
>scots
wait no
>northern members of the UK
>1 half-caste on the entire team
Thanks for proving my point, I suppose, you stupid paki.
President Stein
it's what I'm hoping for
just end me fám
EISENHOWER
viking rapebabies made the north a powerhouse
Not an argument, Pajeet
nothing more runty than isolationist foreign policies imo
ha
>1 half-caste on the entire team
>Thanks for proving my point
>His point was that my girlfriends can't be northern irish because they don't look exactly white
Gaellic logic, I guess
you don't have to tell me la
north sea empire best empire
>President Stein
>it's what I'm hoping for
*releases all Gitmo prisoners onto Canadian soil*
nothing more runty than islam imo
Breenter when?
surprised the cucks over at the guardian allowed this to be published
HAVING A VERY STRESSFUL TIME
They've taken what was it, a few hundred Syrians, families with kids? lol. Whatever the RoI are saying they're being astute where it matters. We're taking tens of thousands from everywhere. Oppressed? Step right in.
You're trying so hard, bless your wee paki heart.
I mean, it's embarrassing to read, but at least you're trying.
yea let's get more involved in foreign entanglements
it's definitely worked
it's almost as if the guardian allows a diverse set of viewpoints on their columns
not for a while
>commentischeap
nah you're alri
watching these two argue
they're both cunts
>surprised the cucks over at the guardian allowed this to be published
they're blairites aka tory scum in disguise
>Filters Algeria
>Thread quality improves 156%
Very interesting. I recommend all of you partake in this.
The Republic took in (if memory serves) 21 refugees. Northern Ireland took in 52.
I'm VERY inebriated lads
make the next thread a yeri thread
We can tell, that's not how you spell inbred at all
reading daily mail comments lads
The rapey shit has started in Ireland. Northern Ireland where we placed Afghans and Iraqi refugees.
Good show.
Reminder to all non white immigrants, do NOT come to Britain:
>Racist
>Houses very expensive
>You won't like the food
>You will never be truly accepted
>High crime level
>You will hate the weather
>Ugly people everywhere
>Depressing architecture
>Benefits are being reduced
>Austerity and massive public service cuts
Why not try Germany instead?
>Stronger, healthier economy
>More tolerant
>Bigger expat community to fit in with
>Better women, weather and food
>Generous benefits
>Everyone speaks English anyway
Thanks
>starts sending me sexy videos
>but i can't continue sorry i'm going out to see my friends soon and i don't want to leave you horny
ARE YOU KIDDING ME CUNT
girls are fucking clueless
He's a kraut who fought krauts
>The Eisenhauer (German for "iron hewer/miner") family migrated from Karlsbrunn, Germany, to North America, first settling in York, Pennsylvania, in 1741, and in the 1880s moving to Kansas.[11] Accounts vary as to how and when the German name Eisenhauer was anglicized to Eisenhower.[12] Eisenhower's Pennsylvania Dutch ancestors, who were primarily farmers, included Hans Nikolaus Eisenhauer of Karlsbrunn, who migrated to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, in 1741.[13]
hmm
don't like how this comes off 2bh
what meets your definition of worked?
we have toppled a few shitty dictators and stopped a few genocides
pissing off a couple of 'sheeds is irrelevant in the long run
naturally hideously ugly lads
>Hannah Jewell
really need a tory gf
what went wrong with white women
naturally pretty decent 2bh
>i demand segregated news, segregated living space, and segregated safe spaces
>omg white people want segregation again
bish bash bosh
real good nosh
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killed millions of people
burned hundreds of billions
a massive rise in international terrorism
the biggest refugee crisis ever
countries in chaos
delusional Clinton supporter i see
Sweden
Not gonna lie, I had a giggle
Business idea: let all the africans move to europe while simultaneously moving all europeans to resource rich Africa
Fast forward 100 years and see which is better
very noticeable, I like it
this. i'd also suggest if you are a non-white immigrant living in britain currently, to move to germany in protest. if the british government sees this then maybe they'll stop being so racist