Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

乙

いいね
そりゃ
SUGEE

what*
はあ

Ah, sorry. It's unique to twitcast.
It's this page: twitcasting.tv/hiz_me/community/

Here's an example of a community wall with topics posted:
twitcasting.tv/k1y010904/community/

I'm a meme crunch

>If you liked that meme, CRUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON XDDDDD

Really? Japanese don't know that?

where is my thai friend

I realized, I completely don't know, how to speak like those members...
if I do that, it'll be very strange speech, I think....
is it ok?
if so, あなたのメッセージを見逃したく無いのでコミュに書いておいてくれませんか?
and I don't know, what did you mean "The message"
it means CAS? you said few hours ago

Hitler did nothing wrong.

だれかTGS行く?
youtube.com/watch?v=eyf8xtCkuVU

He was a great mahjong player

>"Will it be a recording or on the community wall on twitcast? I don't want to miss the message."

"The message" is what she'll do in pic related. I wanted her to clarify how she will do the process so I don't miss it. She rarely saves recordings.

I thought we fought with god good america against hitler.... I didn't know we were friends of evil germany! ;_;

portals, you now have a portals that transport you to anywhere on earth
would you still liking to commute?

>evil germany
貴男のことが気になっているわけじゃないんだから…

そのツイッターで女をストーカーしてるアメリカ国旗はうざいな
毎日翻訳を求めてきて

>I thought we fought with god good america

this is what two bombs does to your brain

ahhh. I misunderstood sorry
she said "通知設定しといてください"
means like please setting on alert
if you do it'll be ok

So, as long as I'm subscribed to her on twitcast on my phone app, I should be okay?

グーグル使うか日本語勉強しろって言ったら
勉強してるって言うから、親切にしてるけど、ストーカーなんか?

ジークハイル

あと4日来ないから無視しておいて

I don't know about twitcast

hmmm alright, thank you for the work :^)

ニュージーの彼女

w

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=SkzbKrR_xn0

sorry, but I think "通知登録" is not subscribe

私はクマです
ところで、その動画は、いわゆる自由の国、フランスで禁止されている

はいさい

はじみてぃやーさい

I'm not sure what you mean. :^\

左脇の汗は無臭なのに、右脇の汗はワキガのにおいがする
この特殊な能力を生かして何かできないものか

これはどうだ
youtube.com/watch?v=H3CZZ5CYbEU

うちなーんちゅうんじゅ?

それ重病の前兆だってどっかで聞いたことあったような

右手でオナニーするね

I google it for you
open mobile app, open setting, looking for "サポートの通知" and on
I haven't this app, what is it in english

おもしろい
ヒトラーは演説力
スターリンは出版編集
戦前は力の時代では全然なくて、今と変わらぬ情報オタクの時代。
プロパガンダ出版社のスターリンは演説家の写真をフォトショ除去してライバルの存在を消していた。

これはいい

How often do you ride the kamen?

allday erryday

so it was my friend's birthday yesterday and he didnt even give me a cake

should I end our friendship?

you don't need to as it already has been ended

I'll try. Give me a moment.

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Maybe he wants to give you a creampie but is too shy to ask

LOL

Almost all Europeans have tiny part of jewish blood in their vein since long lasted race mixing I heard though

his sister is fuckable though

that's possible

Where did you hear this blatant lie?

It's common sense. Even Hitler was 1/32 jewish

I heard you have chinese blood running through your veins

Maybe you're right I suddenly feel like I deserve a tiny ammount of reparations

Do you mean this?

>It's common sense.
Maybe for someone who has little knowledge of what happens outside his little country

This by far has to be the dumbest comment by a Jap

What the fuck do you thunk has happened in Europe for the past 1000 years?

Jews are known to seclude themselves to create their own community.

Settle down, britain.
Why you are so triggered?
Are you part jew also?

probably not

I'm a Jew who hates the goyim

His nose knows

try to read this
twitcasting.tv/indexsupport.php?pid=654
I was wrong, not app's setting sorry

ja.twitcasting.tv/indexsupport.php?pid=654&hl=ja

Why would your friend give you a cake on your birthday?

youtube.com/watch?v=FFFXdG_Fs1w

youtu.be/Jl8cqXfqHXk
Hitoshi mathumoto funny moments

Ahhh, that's helpful. Thank you so much. It's wierd that page doesn't show up in English, though :^\

try to read if you're really learning japanese

Will do. It's a lot of text to go through...

le cakeday :^)

Europe in 1000 years ago?

help me to pick my new wallpaper

yeah
we were aliens and shit
it's why we like tao and rila

The British flag

You a fan of Demon's Souls?

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Oy vey

delet

戦争で負けたから金を払う必要がある→我慢しきれず戦争へ
ユダヤ人を殺したから難民を受け入れる必要がある→我慢しきれず戦争へ

同じパターンが見える
苦痛に耐えることを強制してもいいことにはならない

tao and rila came from the world after 1000 years and they are visitors from future space.

このスレにドイツ人が2人もいる
ドイツ人はなんでいつも怒ってるの?
怖いから普通に話してよ
youtu.be/SRCYK5gfLo0

stop posting pic of kiri

typical White for us.

Give me a hentai where BDM girls are bulling a Jew.

Best loli coming next spring

ゴメン、 ムリ
ドイツ ノ セイカツ ハ キビシイカラ サカバナイ ト タマラナイ

前者なら前回の勝戦国相手に戦争すりゃいいけど
後者は誰相手に戦争すりゃいいのよw

ドイツの戦後賠償金は踏み倒す以外に生きる道が無いもの。
日常のワガママとは次元が違う。

Didn't know you liked Lolis, F.

only the tsundere

しくじり先生でも説明してるが、ドイツは100年かけて賠償金完済してるぞ

he needs something to emulate so he can turn into the prettiest of girls

踏み倒したから第二次大戦になった。
その後結局負けて払ったんだろ。
しかも再三減額してる。最初の額は衝撃的な数字だから。

the pixie looks better

地獄へ落ちろ

つーか調べろよ、そのくらい。
高校行ってないのか。

If he wore a fluffy skirt and made himself pretty for me, I would put it in 2bh.

This pleases me

納豆が好きなんだ

I approve of this ship

Unexpected homo thread

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She pretends to be stupid because it's cute, no kidding.

一年働いても物価高で貯金がゼロになる。
また一年働いても貯金はゼロになる。
この倍々インフレを十年繰り返した後に、工業地帯を差し押さえられて一万倍のインフレを起こした。
どれほどの人間が絶望のうちに死んだかわからない。
第一次大戦後のドイツいじめの狂気も歴史に刻み込んで教えるべきだろう。
ヒトラー就任はこの支払い停止のために待ち望まれた。そこは言ってないな、この番組

並一丁!

飯テロやめろ

That explains the
ええええぇぇぇえええ
えええ
and えっ all the time.

飯テロの意味はなに?

飯+terrorism

if nobody do the bad thing, then world became peace, why can't do that?

なるへそ

>「飯テロ」とは - 食欲をそそる料理や食べ物の画像(唐揚げ、ラーメンなど)をweb上にアップし、見る者を空腹感で悶えさせるテロ行為のこと
d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/�ӥƥ�

次回自分でググれカス

evil is can't understand what is evil or good.

good is always know what is good.

ポルノもテロ

ポルノがない場合もテロなんじゃないか

How did the Japs get cucked into using Chinese characters? Why haven't they developed a more intuitive system like the Koreans?

*tip fedora*

food pornだと思う

残念ながらここに貼っちゃダメだな

今日、居酒屋に行くつもりだ

Hangul is fucking shit. Kanji is awesome. If you don't agree then you're just being salty because you can't learn Japanese.

>How did the brits get cucked into using Latin alphabet? Why haven't they developed a more intuitive system like the Russian?

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Cred Forumsでも時々エロ画像が見れるから、貼ってくれる人にはすごく感謝してる

You need to spoiler that slut mon ami, and don't worry about me, I will learn Japanese.

乳首やマンコが見えない画像なら何でも貼ってもいい

>American "politics" has descended into this farce

そうですね

nice butt

ありがとうです

Don't insult Remilia you britbong REEE.

>still no one can tell me how to get a japanese gf

am i destined to feel this feel?

Be handsome, tall, kind, young and rich

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Or just be a Parisian.

Almost there
getting a permanent job is a bit of a cunt tho

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>all i have to do is speak, stand back and watch their knickers fall down

What is going on here?

How about Londoner?

You would think so but when they see the reality they get physically and mentally ill

F, un peu de retenue voyons.
Feels good man.
I don't know. Same probably.

t. Jealous American.

Anyone know if Date, Fukushima is available for JET?

フランス語見ると頭が混乱する
どう発音したらいいか全く想像がつかない

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頭が痛くて薬をとった

雨が降っている?

そう!朝から!

英語が読めればフランス語もだいたい読めるはずと思う
ここのフランス語ができるイギリス国旗に訊いたら俺より詳しく説明できるかもしれない

雨降ると頭痛くなるよな
低気圧のせいで

Not at all. Nips are ouiaboos but that's only until they visit Paris.

おはよう、日本人たち

OK so we all know Kamen Rider Ghost is a piece of shit, but what do actual Japs think about it?

B-but Paris is marvellous, user.

Is that real or a joke?

lil niggas need to chew more

But if lil niggas are too lazy to chew, why would they bother putting that thing on
It looks like some weird bdsm device

real, but it's not like what you imagine

Isn't it just counting how often you chew? Like checking if you chew each bite 30 times?

Maybe, but Nips have a very unrealistic glamorous view of it and the reality doesn't reflect it. I think the number one problem is the dirtyness.

>I think the number one problem is the dirtyness.
Nah the French

That's what he said

Yeah I know. There is trash everywhere and illegal immigrants lying into their own filth in the middle of the walkway. Not a pretty sight.

honhonhon

good thing is whether Sarkozy or Lepen win, muslims are going to have a bad time next year

thelocal.fr/20160311/japanese-tour-guides-launch-clean-up-operation-in-paris

>Isn't it just counting how often you chew?
Yes, it's not for sexually abusing little girls though

Sarkozy a menti la dernière fois et il est entrain de nous refaire le même coup. Les gens ont déjà oublié on dirait. Si il est élu il ne fera rien de ce qu'il promet.

bad thing is whether Sarkozy or Lepen win, you guys will get a jew or a woman on top of your country.

That's pretty embarrassing.

racist

Yeah I got that, I just found the idea of making a device that counts how often you chew strange. It seems like a pain in the ass to use if you ask me

Is it really that bad pr is it just like any other city. New York is known for being dirty but it seemed fine to me. Other than trash bags lining up the sidewalks. That's pretty hilarious.

>It is estimated that around 600,000 Japanese tourists visit Paris each year, placing it in the top five countries for tourists along with the USA (1.8 million annual visitors), Britain (1.2 million), Germany (800,000) and China (500,000).
What is this? Japanese tourists visit Paris are around 600,000, that's right, but these estimations of other countries are completely wrong.

*religionist

How do you know? Are you 4.8 million Japanese people?

>but these estimations of other countries are completely wrong.
how come?

>92 days left
youtube.com/watch?v=uCYgQR5PEzA

>How do you know? Are you 4.8 million Japanese people?
Do you even know what estimation means?
Because it's completely wrong with real estimation data.

I'm quite aware of what an estimate is, but to me the numbers seem somewhat believable. Why do you think that they're that unrealistic?

It depends on where you go. The touristy places aren't too bad in general, but some are disgusting.
The problem is nigger and Pakis trying to sell stuff to tourists. There's also the gypsies, they're really pushy.
Everything feels chaotic. The traffic is jammed all the time so people start honking like retards. There's also these ugly green/gray construction work fences everywhere. Pretty stressful city.

>Why do you think that they're that unrealistic?
Because the magic of numbers.
jata-net.or.jp/data/stats/2014/05.html

Also I don't think it was even realistic. It's unbelievable if Germany has more Japanese tourists than Korea or China have.

But aren't those the countries Japanese tourists go to? I thought the numbers above meant the countries from which the tourists come from

>even shitter one in new series

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Now Im completly confused

How can you estimate only tourists though? It's impossible. Also it's still unbelievable to hear Germany has more Japanese tourists than China. I can't remember any popular tourist spots in Germany. 90% of Japanese people even never heard of Oktober fest.

More German tourists are in Paris than Chinese tourists
That's what it is saying and considering that I can get into my car and drive to Paris in less than 5h it makes sense

in case you've been wondering why I haven't posted today it's because I'm in London for a gaming convention tomorrow

Picture is of hotel room from earlier and there are lots more pics

I dont get it
is this autism?Or is it legit

Oh never mind then. I thought it was about Japanese tourists' destinations. It was totally my fault. I have to commit sudoku now.

Don't worry about it, it's just a missunderstanding.

I thought so too but my heart wasn't even in it

Are you taorila? anyway, thanks for posting photos. It's always interesting to see average life in other countries.

There's only 1 person who posts and evades from iPhone

just got into the bed and I have opened the curtains, this is the view from the bed

how often a year do you wash the curtains in your room?

btw there's this new Japanese food place called Itsu that's opened in Leeds I may go there next week

あなただ

Today I'm going to Yokota base in Japan.
Someone will go?

Do you like military stuff?

眠い

Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=BU7gsOinwW0

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俺もそうかと言って寝たくね

I posted a few times here but nobody replied them

better?

DISGUSTING

None of them look human being. They must live in Japan by selling drugs.

寝てたけど寝足りない

I know the feel

I have a 2.6% reply rate from peru

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UAEは今何時?

btw i should have put "to" between "reply" and "them"?

yeah

Yes

朝の4時半

thanks

週末のに何故そんなに早く起きたの

np

神に起こされた

are you muslim?

you're welcome

Thanks? I was watching tv

あの神は厳しすぎるね
週末ならゆっくり練らせてくれるはずだ

¿Qué opinan de esto, mexicanos?
youtube.com/watch?v=HdbmX_Rmtcc

スリスリ

この国豚肉食えない…厳しすぎワロタ

Saturday morning in Japan.

The nihonjins enjoy the sweetest moment of the weekend. Today will be a good day.

豚肉をたべると太くなるから悪くないかもw

you're welcome

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veggie?

物足りない…
だが神が禁じてるから…

how's your Saturday night
what are you doing now?

I don't know who/what that is

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Sry I thought she was the only one who still uses sailormoon pics

Relaxing and reading a manga
What are you doing?

What are you doing guys? I'm watching a movie right now.

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I am drinking alcohol
what manga are you reading? japanese cartoon?

>been wanting to learn japanese for the past 3 years
>was scared because of Hiragana
>yesterday decided to stop being a pussy and start learning it even if it takes years
>took me about an hour to learn them all and recognize them

Why did I waste 3 years of my life. I was fucking retarded. Guess it's time to learn japanese now.

I feel you are a chink living in california

>I am drinking alcohol
Me too! White wine

Yeah 今際の国のアリス I was lucky and got a few volumes of the Japanese edition, for cheap, on amazon. I really like it.

Way off.

I'm not the same guy always talking about China with you though if that's what you're thinking.

It's Friday night, nihonjin.

I'm drinking milk and reading about ghosts on /x/. I was playing Avadon 3, but then my eyeballs started to itch.

がんばれ!

がんばれ

>afraid of Hiragana and not Kanji
You could've mastered both the Kana systems in less than a month way back those 3 years ago, then started on Kanji and still be having problems today.

synchronicity

thanks!

I know I'm a fucking retard.

It's a three-day weekend.
Let's enjoy.

>Let's enjoy.
here it's just a regular old weekend ; ;

if dubs i go to the bar tonight

*gay bar

Ok, that post counted for gay bars.

Reroll for normal bar.

you know that you could just go...right?

>dubs

thanks user

if dubs you don't go

We got cucked too actually. By greeks.

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/Don't you like alcohols?

That was my good deed for the day.
Now get drunk and get some nice booty!

alcohol is for japanese people and western cucks only.

Yes, but I used to drink too much, so now I try to avoid drinking alone in my room.

Things I shouldn't do I try to do only sometimes.

明日も一日がんばるぞい!

>>>/djt/

What kind of alcohol are you drinking?

It's beer for me.

It's opposite for me.
I try to drink alone in my bedroom instead of in public.
I've been making too many mistakes when I'm drunk...saying things that I shouldn't say and doing things that I shouldn't do.
There are still chances of me posting something stupid in Japanese Thread, but people here take care of me very well.

I remember you

Y-you must have mistaken me for someone else...

引篭り

いつも飲んでる訳ちゃうわ!

It's okay, user. I think a lot of people browsing this thread know that feeling.

It can feel good to get drunk alone, until you hit that point that makes you go to your sad places and it's all downhill from there. Before you know it, it's 6am and you've got 12 /r9k/ tabs open, four different omegle chats that disconnected hours ago, trap porn from a selection of websites and lego sets on amazon. The sun peeks through your blinds and birds start making noise outside. It suddenly hits you how uncomfortable you feel.

It happens to us all.

We talked about our embarrassment the next day after drinking.

I remember when I was a teen I found all the drunk stuff I did amusing. All of it.

Are you having one of those moments he speaks of now?

l
m
a
o

生きる活力をください

I bought 2 million british pounds on my leveraged forex account.

But...
but...
I don't speak Nintendo ._.

>embarrassment
which story? did that involve nipple clamps?

Nothing particular, you just said the same thing you are now.

>I bought 2 million british pounds on my leveraged forex account.
I hope this was post-brexit.

that's okay then.

Years ago. I sold it in 6 minutes anyway.
I lost about 3000 pounds, but it taught me a valuable lesson.
I've never done any FX trade since.

やほー
週末やで

SOKA GAKKAI FOREVER!!
B)

I was into asmr before it was cool
I went to asia before it was cool

fucking normies

who do japanese asmr suck so much?

ASMR from best to worst

1. French men
2. English women
3. French women
4. everything else
5. japanese

Why not?
Easy money, if you not a complete retard.

>peru

no, you only went to asia last year peru. and worse yet, you went to china. and shanghai. a fucking meme country and meme city. I'm afraid you followed right into the trap of normie trends, my poopoo peru friend

I'm extremely risk-averse and pessimistic.
Leveraged trading is just not for me.

>America

>who do japanese asmr suck so much?
I get the feeling they think it's sexual, and are just bad at acting in general.

I'm watching some owarai I downloaded from god knows where. Of course I don't understand it, but it particularly bugs me that I don't get this joke.

Four men are in whatever you call that room in an onsen facility where you chill out before and after, and the worker lady respectfully introduces a person who presents the men cake. Suddenly a foreigner bursts into the room, asking the cake man
一言ネタやってよ
the cake man tries to brush him off but the foreigner insists so the cake man relents, replying
消しゴムの角使ってぐらいで怒るなよ
in response, the foreigner says
消しゴムのかどって
one guy laughs, and gets pinned down and takes a blow dart to the ass
the foreigner repeats that line until everyone has a blow dart
but what is the joke? Why would one get mad if you use the corner of an eraser?

>they think it's sexual
It is.

働け。休みは許さん。

あいうえお
かきけけこ
さしすせそ
たちつてと
なにぬねの
はひふへほ
まみむめも
や ゆ よ
わ を
ん

Dad came to yell and tell me to move out again. I just said "stay" and he walked away. That was too easy

Eraser corners mean a lot to us.

>かきけけこ
初めからもう一回

he'll come back with a gun.

But it's so exciting (actually it should be. if it's not boring - you are doing something wrong).
If you will able to overcome yourself, you will become much better version of yourself.
The fun thing about FX, is that you can only compete if you are in top 5% already.
For example, it's like you have to be global elite in counter-strike to be able to play at all or you will get completely rekt.
FX is a fun game overall.
One of the most high skilled games nowadays.

ゐゐゐゐゐゑゑゑゑゑ

>shouldn't be*

I think your right. I'm scared. My power just went out

Post some examples of "we" "wi".

you can erase small writing with a corner of an eraser.

>Japan's 4th column, 2nd dot
We're living in a society!

fuck

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THIS OP IS A NOTORIOUS JAPANESE SCHIZOPHRENIC TROLL
WHO IS OBSESSED WITH KOREA/CHINA POSTING DOZENS
OF FLAMEBAITS LIKE THIS ON Cred Forums EVERY DAY FOR YEARS
HE IS NOT A SANE MAN HE IS POSSESSED WITH PARANOIA
YOU CANNOT EXPECT A COHERENT RESPONSE FROM HIM
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND JUST LET HIM ALONE
WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT MEDICAL TREATMENT

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I'll make a new thread.

>Shinada

New Thread 新スレ

My hero

Me too

just time

failure. try again

Let me introduce myself, Furude Erika - last poster in this thread.

sorry, but you cannot enter. plz leave this thread

( ◜◡＾)っ╰⋃╯

hmm.., i dont succeed

えんぴつ

2/5 succeed. satisfied

鉛筆で鼻ほじり

What the hell are you talking!?

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looks noice guy