"Top of the mornin' my dudes! I came over to Ireland for Erasmus looking to party hard! I heard you guys drink tallboys all the time but y'all just call them cans, that's wack! Back at my frat we just get a six pack of cool beers for all the guys and that gets us wasted.
Ecstasy seems to be pretty big over here and that was a surprise to me, you guys really go hard!
I've been hearing about this 'sesh' thing and my good old buddies Joycey and Ray who I met outside the convenience store say they're going to take me 'buzzing' on 'yolks' soon, and I really can't wait. I'm here to learn about your beautiful culture, I love Conor McGregor.
Far out guys, I'll message y'all when I'm 'buzzin' chops' over the weekend. I can't wait to find out what a 'gaff' is!" edition
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I'd rather see that Cara guy than these autistic chink posts tbqhwyl
>fail 4 summer uni exams
>actually revise
>pass all 4 retakes
onto second year it is lads
Rim Kim
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Pop muzik.
Totes m8
I found a good looking English female!
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
*pssssssss*
lads, word on the street is that Poleaboo is updating his blog tonight at midnight
in the club high on purp with some shades on
tatted up, mini skirt with my J's on
Human of the sesh detected
>Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
>The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
ratchet and clank was fucking great though n g l
Here's another
scheduling a wank in the next 5-10 mins
British women being ugly is pretty much a meme
feel like ending my life
How the fuck do you fail first year
Lads
Ireland are absolute mongs, the anti state subsidy laws were in the treaty of Rome which they knew about when they joined decades later - this isn't a new rule they just suddenly decided to start breaking it a few years ago and are surprised they're getting pulled over about it
Play by the eu's rules or leave, simple
Made this
Shit!
The foreigners are discovering our secret good looking women we've been hiding!
>full of fucking boring, retarded JFs
rude
ahahaha you can start posting a good looking English female anytime lad
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Hey hey hey HEYYYY Put cha lighter’s up! Ganja’s in the house owwwwww! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies I was guh guh guh GAY! OKKURRR! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles that I discovered Marijuana, I mean I like to smoke, y’all I am just flying as high as your receding hairline! OKUr! Marijuana really does help me calm down, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show Weeds! Now, y’all, it’s very dry, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina! Can I get an amen?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger because if it ain’t green, HUH I’m not interested! OKCURRRRRRRR!
Good lasses
Beyond the food you eat, the language you speak, what is culture? What makes arab culture not compatible with english culture?
She's well fit
haha once more
hello mr jew
do you like goys?
pmsl
Fucks sake haven't they nicked you yet
POST
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he just wants to be left alone
youtube.com
fancy watching a good spy film
something that will make me envious and insignificant
any recommendations? any good film will do 2bh
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penciling in a wank for about two days from now.
Just had an idea for a great post tomorrow morning
its just one of several regular sites I have on in the background while browsing. its not like its my sole reason for browsing or even having the internet. not much to be achieved from deliberately avoiding it
Haha never tire of this
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machines please
eh?
>UNILAD
kill yourself
literally just knocked AJ out sparring haha x
writing *masturbatory event* on a certain day on the calendar
Yanks doing english accents [or as they call them, british] are truly dire
yea i hate jews
greedy ugly little bastards
>tfw the new killed the conversation i was having
:(
>all but telling joey to stay the fuck out his turf
Don't worry, he probably didn't want to talk to you anyway
:)
it was a dull "conversation" anyways
if some chav kent tried anything with me he'd be floored before he could even finish flapping his fackin lips
>spy film
Id love to live in a tribal society where we can hunt the runts like the ones in this thread down and kill them
id be a hunter
>film
what's the difference, between a killer, and any one of us?
>The media showed up to the presidential ballroom of the new Trump International Hotel on Friday morning expecting Donald Trump to take questions about whether he still questions if President Obama was born in the United States.
>Instead, they got more than a half hour of a variety of military heroes — generals, medal of honor recipients and a gold star wife — expressing support for the Republican nominee. And it all aired live on the cable news networks.
>Before the event, Trump tweeted: “I am now going to the brand new Trump International, Hotel D.C. for a major statement.” That was interpreted by the press to mean he was going to address “birther questions.”
>That’s because on Thursday, Trump declined to tell the Washington Post if he still questioned whether Obama is an American citizen. But later Thursday night — after his comment took off in the media — Trump’s campaign released a statement saying: “Having successfully obtained President Obama’s birth certificate when others could not, Mr. Trump believes that President Obama was born in the United States.”
How is Trump always 5 steps ahead of the media?
ahh yes good recommendations
killer kills people
seems obvious but that's just imo
shark tale
i could be your goy toy ;)
ill kill you both
you'd be a gatherer and like it
why does this keep getting posted without comment?
*kills you*
why do i always get bombarded with people adding me as a friend whenever i play CS:GO? it's not my fault i like to be a little bit funny and witty on the mic
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welcome to try but it wouldn't end well for you
5'9 and built like a viking longhouse
Alright lads
who do you think will die first?
>How is Trump always 5 steps ahead of the media?
why dont you ask the people in /cum/ who might actually know, rather than brits whose knowledge is flaky at best on US politics.
Up until this point I thought he had been fluking his way to popularity and was getting in way over his head, but he might just be playing 4D chess while the rest of his opponents are playing checkers
Same and its always turks and russians
Just got matched into a game of CSGO with some fucking 12 year old squeaky cunt who wouldn't shut up on the mic lmao
added him so I can show him to my mates later hahahaha what a fucking specimen
Do brits think Canadians have accents
he's not a politician, he was born and bred for the Media, he twists them around his fingers
Slint aren't looking too good nowadays
You mate, when I get my hands on you xxx
ribena'll probably get himself killed 2bh
you may as well slaughter those yorkie terriers ASAP, they're useless
post stats
mong
is this Rimworld?
wish i was born a girl lads
bare hate being a boy
Good post
Yeah, Canadian accent is its own thing but has a heavy yank base
Bit disappointing because the Aussies/kiwis have their own distinct accents but have a British base to theirs
>tribe mode
tough desu
yeah
its pretty good for an indie game, quite a lot of playability and updated regularly
why the fuck is chelsea vs liverpool on a friday night?
thanks
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you may not be a girl but at least you're still a little bitch
Through profound research and technological (pineal) breakthroughs I have compiled a list of Johnny Foreigners whom I enjoy on /brit/
Here it goes:
Canadians
Aussies
Croatians
Iceland
Denmark
I think you know who we ALL dont like. I think THEY should be purged.
yes
french canadians are like pseudo french
ontarians are just americans
and british columbians are just "ching chong ching chong"
Getting my daily dose of tumblr
thanks
because your dad is a bender
depressed
can't bring myself to get out of bed, might just piss myself
never tried it yet, only heard it was similar to Dwarf Fortress which I like.
youtube.com
my anthem
Terrible post
what about me
> liking canadians
o p i n i o n
d i s c a r d e d
>tfw don't have Sky Sports
>(((THEY)))
feels weird not having an accent t b h
Pierre, you're MY favourite poster.
Don't listen to the Irishman
Just filtered the British flag
who will post toot
yea yank accents
not being aware of your accent is a sign of low intelligence
my name isn't Pierre
but okay mate. i like you too
>Aussies
>jf
>Ontarians are just Americans
Ontario is not American at all
the West is more "American" since all the Steppenigger states blend together more or less.
download speed hitting 2.3mb/s
never been above 1.2
what on earth is happening
>Ontario is not American at all
lol mate
just lol
read that as "can't bring myself to get out of bread"
haha imagine that
Imagine dwarf fortress and prison architect, but in a space western setting in which you try and survive on an Earth like planet
you alright lad, stick around there might be crumpets later
Me too
I've been noticing my accent more recently, I feel like its getting worse
Haha, you're cracking me up lad
Gonna fire up the ol' Acestream in a minute.
this t b h
o_O
Shut up, Pierre.
Ontario is Canada plain and simple.
We're the Serbia to the rest of the country's Yugoslavia.
Why Jeaun Luc, you're the best jf of them all. Without Frenchies to hate life would be boring.
only go on /brit/ at the weekend now
your cpu is throttling the speed calculation so it counts 2 seconds of data as one
equality is a meme
your fucking sick. your sick, you and your anorexia posts. this is terrible.
if you're talking about influence then toronto and ottawa are canada, not ontario
otherwise lol
>tfw hit 8mb/s on steam before
if my 14 year old self could see these speeds he'd jizz himself
spoke to a girl today and she was nice
What continent is it?
Only go on /brit/ on Thursdays
was in a car with a girl earlier
Business idea: British Colombia
hector what if i pop?
a girl brushed against me on the tube and now there's a bit of cum in my pants
something's fishy about this post
There's something a bit noncey about Jurgen Klopp
Good work lads
Why are Irish always playing the victim they're like a bunch of fucking niggers
>muh Bobby Sands
>muh Black and Tans
>muh Oliver Cromwell
>muh English oppression
No different from the #BlackLivesMatter crowd
>Klopp
Ludford
Culturally Ontario = Canada
its also the most archetypal province.
laid eyes on a girl today
Getting 50meg next week 2bh
*beats netherlad into a pulp*
I reckon it's Caralad venting his frustration at not being able to post Cara
>Scone
>Pram
>Stick
>Ice lolly
Don't worry he's a student, they lose track of what day it is very easily cos they have fuck all responsibility
getting a specific download speed is not the same as your connection speed you semen stain
You'll be the victim of my right hook you nonce
wheat cylinder
Humans of the Sesh always cheers me up when I wake up hungover as fuck and feeling like a shitstain upon humanity
10/10 meme page
wouldn't say it to his face would you
>Stick
Doubt that opinion is very popular in America 2bqh
>might be going to the fair tomorrow evening with a girl
>also spent a few hours with her last Saturday too
>she has a bf
Think she's told him about me?
wasn't talking to you
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off !?!?
NEED an Edwardian gf
bro if her name is edward then that she is a he! dude! that chick has a dick!
get cucked by a mick lad?
you are being trialled as a possible upgrade.
Fuck off southern fairy
wtf I love the #BlackLivesMatter crowd now!
Just a wee reminder that Cromwell was a power hungry traitor
ontario culture outside of the wonderful cosmopolitan paradise of toronto is just "lumberjacks xd" and "redneck but not american haha"
Yeah I would, I'm bigger and stronger than him.
Oi, you, that lad sat on his bed with his laptop. You're lucky I've not banged you out tonight. Your posts have been shite.
Of course it's not there's too many muh heritage cucks to see the reality of things
It's just like people thinking the Scots are so noble people struggling for freedom because they watched Braveheart
can the rest of the league even compete?
FOY
>a modest proposal II
gets me everytime
any memes lads?
you reckon she ever took it in the arse?
>bro
FOY
Glad you have a clear picture mate 2bqh
Yanks are a despicable course upon this general and they must be cleansed.
They only say unprovoked anti Irish shite to earn the respect and attention of British posters.
Id mangle this petty yanks jaw.
the only league they'll ever be top of
Why do they all look like the Queen Mother?
Actually fucked a 9/10 Irish girl
She got mad when I said that the IRA were terrorists
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yep the irish are professional victims just like the scousers, scots, jews, blacks, faggots, feminists etc
You're thinking of brenny
It ties in with his current club's history too
when you and the protestant NI people get at each other it's the most cancerous shite on /brit/ just so you know
You CONSTANTLY obsess over Korea and Korean girls.
Korea and Korean girls NEVER think of Britain and British men.
>9/10 Irish girl
yeah and I flew a pig home from work today
got a haircut today and the bloke told me a story about his journey through hair-dressing school and how he could have been a sucessful womens stylist in london but instead he works as a cheap barber in a small town
just sat there and said "yea haha" every 20 seconds to fill the air haha
Thanks lad
Can't really express that opinion here without getting hated on by everyone
>Actually fucked a 9/10 Irish girl
>She got mad when I said that the IRA were terrorists
does this retarded Cred Forums spacker actually expect us to believe him? what an ugly cretinous being he must be irl
>born southern
>no victim status
feels bad man, no wait it doesn't at all. HA
Edwardian girls > all
You constantly obsess over Britain and British men constantly obsessing over Korea and Korean girls
Britain and British men NEVER think of you and (you)
They literally were ha ha
*runs over yanks with a lawn mower*
Do one, cunt.
yank sympathiser
cunt
Need an 1980s film goddess gf
met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?
HEY LITTLE SPARTA
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE FIGHT
LITTLE BITTY KITTY
WANNA BITE BITE BITE
gas yourself
What film?
haha
honestly, reassess your life
fuck i remember this lol
weird science i think
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woman in red gene wilder
Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 Korean gf.
chuck a (you) my way boys
Why are they drinking Karpackie a Polish shit-tier beer?
*lets you ride*
Meant to be going out tonight but I'm fucking shattered
Dunno if I'll be able to hack it
Definately will not be introducing my children to the internet until their atleast 16
Can you lads give me a genuinely good film
Not one which is so boring that I have to switch to /brit/ every 5 minutes
>epic
thoughts?
jacob's ladder
The Woman in Red, She's also in Weird Science
they are americans
Cats are for faggots and old women
Whatevers cheapest in the off licence
Zodiac (2007)
Crackin' good film desu.
Business idea: Edwardian Bake Off
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t. never been anywhere in Ontario aside from the Golden shitstain
Going into 3rd year and off to freshers tomorrow wahey hopefully some totty fresh out of 6th form
women's hair back then was ugly
Had 4 Tyskies last night.
A Most Violent Year
Based Sargs
Running Scared 2006
Amazing idea
*Gives you a thumbs up*
Hope this is b8
That film is a 3 hour snooze fest
Suspiria
where did you guys find this old barnacle?
find lefties a tad pathetic
Kill yourself
actually i lived in kingston for a year try again sweetie :)
Why did Canadians let a frog become PM
seems a bit silly to me
St Trinian's 2: The Legend of Fritton's Gold
A Most Wanted Man
it's not even true
He's handsome af m8.
looks a bit like whats the actor, Alfred Molina.
>3 hour snooze fest
>flag
NOT surprised in the very least t b h.
Mulholland Drive
the Bridge on the River Kwai
Betty Blue
Anyone else right wing yet find Trump to look and act like a fucking twoddle? he has such an annoying accent too
Paris, Texas. Such a moving film.
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Has he shot up the dentists and DPD depot yet?
>Kingston
dire
t. cuckservative
yeaaa boi
Zodiac was shite no offence
thats ok mate, only kids think in black and white terms. You dont have to like everything on "your side", you can even be against stuff on your own side and still be your side.
Fuck off leftie cunt bet you like the eu pmsl
t. Snow
t. right wing traditionalist
get over yourself, I bet all of your ideas on politics come from Cred Forums
libertarians are just right wing communists
was that the Chechen one? also p. boring
Libertarians are right-wing anarchists
nah i dont mate I have NI citizenship and a residence in the North and voted leave fucking assuming twat
good one there lad yeah great harrowing stuff that
'__'
Trump isn't even close to a right wing traditionalist.
he's a Liberal protectionist
Fucking plankton go watch some capeshit
>NI citizenship
No such thing la' it's British citizenship
>right wing communists
sounds perfect though
business idea: leaf hunting
I said im a right wing traditionalist
k nerd
I understand what he's doing, so I don't consider it to be annoying. Trump isn't even right wing though.
David Cameron was literally a centre left politician, especially when you look at the things he intended to do before the financial crisis hit - unironically to the left of tony blair
just implied i'd kill myself to my mum but i don't think she got it lol
business idea: leaf burning
t. brit in denial
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women are truly horrendous drivers they have no place behind the wheel
neither do pakis
>Americans go on vacation just to look at the leaves in fall
wew
business idea: leaf composting
is this accurate?
bit boring
the gf
business idea: leaf mowing
just give me 5 hours to read it all lol
business idea: grind up leafs
stay strong kayslad
You abhorrent illiterate swine
why you disgust me
Canadaphobia is hate crime
business idea: gas the leafs
business revelation: leaf blower sales up 10%
Jordan Henderson is criminally underrated
would you get in trouble for advertising something without permission?
t. 19 year old with no life experience
your mams a leaf blower
business idea: annex leaf land and make their citizens our slaves
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on here or irl?
pretty sure you can put up a sign where you like, at worst it will be torn down.
Yanks are fucked mate. That lying twisted oligarchy crone Hillarity Clinton or out of controlled opposition TV personality and professional outsourcer, Donald Drumpf.
Probably be a rapture soon. Both of these cunts are equally satanic. Yanks are insufferable at the best of times and they deserve this for being retarded but you can't help pitying them. 300 million of them and these two clowns are the best they could muster up.
just made this little picture :)
thoughts?
i wish i was born anglo,trust me
francis drake