Tfw it will soon be winter

Southern hemisphere losers don't know the comfy of holiday season in winter

*grabs your dick*
>looks like I am working with a big one today ;)

>holiday season
It's fucking Christmas you cunt

Nobody celebrates Christmas here, we worship Satan I mean Santa

what did he mean by this?

>holiday season
JEW'D

I have no idea, but as my mom have always told me: "If life gives you a free handjob, don't complain"

*takes your cock out*
>blimey that's a big wanker
*starts stroking*

what did he mean by this?

forgot
>tfw lucia processions
>tfw drinking mulled wine

>amigo my hands are full how about you'll use my mouth instead?

Winter can be really nice, but everything is pointless when you are friendless and alone. In the end, I'll just be inside in front of my computer, and won't be able to enjoy it. Maybe I'll need to wear my Lain bear suit, Terezi dragon cape or my Ravenclaw scarf while watching anime, which is comfy, but overall it'll be just like any other time of the year.

made me sad :( why do you not have any friends?

>I'm going to have to visit my mother in Britbonger land for cristmas
kill me

N-no.

Put Your Dick In My Mouth.
It wasn't a request.

I live in Los Angeles, a place where all seasons are the same and the change in temperature is like 15 degrees Celsius total. So no, I have no real opinions of any season.

You need to unzip it first.

This thread is for comfiness only, not degeneracy. Make your own thread, please and thank you.

>why do you not have any friends

>tfw it will soon be winter

Maybe I'm exaggerating. I'm not literally inside all the time, and sometimes I meet people I do stuff with. But I'll never do what I want to do, which is spending time outside with friends, going skiturs and other social winter activities.

I FUCKING LOVE WINTER MAYNE

oh man i've been waiting for winter and autumn forever

>tfw I don't get snow
>tfw it will just be 4 months of sub-freezing temperature and freezing rain
>tfw no comfy winter winderland on my property
Why does God hate the South

*death stare*
*moves in closer*
*unzips with mouth*
>happy?

at least kiss me first b-baka

Have you ever suggested going >skiturs with the friends you do have? I doubt my group of friends would go sledding or ice skating unless I suggested it desu. They're all lazy asses.

this is unacceptable behaviour

Yes.

Fuck winter and fuck the cold.

*kisses the tip of your dick*

I wouldn't mind helping you, if you don't mind things getting a bit hairy.

>spic body hair

>Columbia

He's full go away.

>he doesn't have +5 resistance to cold in his genes
lmaoing @ ure life

Ew... Sorry user, I'm not into Finns.

I don't know if I can. I never suggest doing anything, if they don't invite me I don't do anything. Most of the people I spend time with really don't like me anyway. When you have been rejected, it's not easy to ask to do stuff together. If they haven't rejected me, I'm still afraid of pushing them away by looking like I like them.
I always try to pretend a little bit that I don't care about being with people, to not scare them away or be teased for wanting to be with them, or just because I'm ashamed of needing them when they don't care about me at all, it's a bit like admitting you are worthless when the people who are closest to you don't care about you at all.

Why must you be a kike?

>-15 outside
>everything is grey
>you get up to go to uni and it is dark as in night
>you come back from the uni and it is dark as in night
No, thanks.

>I always try to pretend a little bit that I don't care about being with people, to not scare them away or be teased for wanting to be with them, or just because I'm ashamed of needing them when they don't care about me at all, it's a bit like admitting you are worthless when the people who are closest to you don't care about you at all.

i know this is 4chins but that's a lil sad. If they invite you to do things they like you. I'm a literal sperg but people seem to appreciate initiatives, I think you have some self-esteem issues :(

>///

Winter is a really horrible season of death and decline. The only season that isn't shit is Summer. Winter can go kick rocks.

>no cuties who want to cuddle
>sweaty cuties
>basic biches that still tan

No Fuck winter

Haha I l-love winter too, so m-much! can't wait haha

s-snow haha

>tfw bald
>tfw hoodie season is coming

Feels good man.

I sort of know how you feel.
Maybe its time you suggested doing something and that way you can grow a little closer to your friends? Something small ofc, something which isn't much of a hassle.

Do you fish during the winter? If so how do you fish? How do you like to preserve your catch?

>Cold wind
>Freezing fucking cold wind
>Everybody is miserable because its so fucking cold out
>1/2 of all conversations for the next four fucking months are about how fucking cold it is
>Christmas is here and everybodies going to be super stressed about money and gifts and bullshit
>Christmas will pass and we'll all still be freezing our fucking balls off
>Days long power outages
>food prices may rise some more

God this country feels like its a fucking waste land during the Winter

bump for winter

You know what's up, my swedish brother.

We don't have real winter here.
It'll just rain all day, you go out when it's dark, you return from your job when it's dark again and you can't do shit.
I wish it would snow here, but instead we'll have 15c on christmas eve again.

>winter soon
>already cold
>soon will be lots of snow u have to clean out
>slipping everywhere
>chemicals to heat up snow eating your shoes
>sun rises only for 8 hours
>can't hang out on street more then 2 hours because of freezing
Fuck winter m8, worst time of year

Why can't it be autumn forever? It's the best season in this country.