/brit/

LADS

jesus christ

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had a brilliant idea just now lads
someone should make a wiki for /brit/ and document all the memes and persons like poleaboo it will be great

once more he posts it lmao

butifel x

dont do this

Rasheed

i like how she looks serious and the start, then cheeky, then a little flash of ubersmug comes on at the end

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/not-publish-brave-cancer-vlogger-8769260

lmao

at least you got the eyes right

>There are people who haven't realised that America is just as draconian and fucking mental as anywhere else like China, they just put on more of a show.

They'd do it here too lad and you know our government would just look away

Taylor Swift is genuinely gorgeous but she seems like a right cunt.

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are people who distribute pirated stuff on the net really criminals?

they take a huge risk and get nothing in return
why do they do it?

haha eic meme lol!

off by one.jpg

If by brilliant you mean truly awful then yes.

actually made me feel warm inside

glad somebody here's looking out for Timmy boy, even if it is a leaf

And not get to talk down to people who don't get the gimmicks!?

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robin hood complex

Good post

Highly relevant picture

just seems a bit fucked, i didn't think they were that ballsy, at best they'd just assassinate people

Morocco > Algayria

bit of a shitty thing to laugh about mate

but the russkies and chinese are EVIL user don't you understand they interfere with other nations affairs !

>According to testimony of witnesses, Omar was bundled into a van after being stopped, apparently by Italian police, on a Milan street in February 2003. The prosecution said that he was driven to the US airbase at Aviano, near Venice, and then transferred to another American military facility, at Ramstein in Germany. He was allegedly flown from there to Egypt.
>Four years later he was released without charge. He said he had been reduced to a "human wreck" by torture he had undergone in a Cairo jail.

Ahhh yes, land of the free

fucking hell they literally plucked him off the street on a random day and tortured him for 4 years

mental..

guess it will be pretty pathetic as a whole website
still a text file or something will be pretty funny to read

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its not that bad desu
you just DO NOT mess with the Republic

>28 boyfriends in as many months
definitely shallow

>2.24mb 3840x2160

shan't be going near this with a barge pole

It gives me a fuzzy warm feeling in my stomach

youtube.com/watch?v=p5krP80Vd3E

WITH BULLET POINTS

i'll stick with you baby for a thousand years
nothing's going to touch you in these golden years

I saw a map of countries/governments that had either assisted the American secret services, given them prisoners to extract information from or literally allowed them to abduct citizens off their streets

it was pretty much every european country, aus-nz, canada, mexico and brazil as I believe

yanks are scary creatures

>when the MAN wants you to pay tax

youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es

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they take minimal risk if they know what they're doing

the only bigwig criminals from the internet who have ever had jail time were caught because they did something fucking stupid

like call an undercover fed posing as a hitman

this guy slaps your girl's arse
wat do

>ask a question just to small talk
>they literally talk for 2 minutes straight

Fuck off

>Proletarian Text Only Version:
OBAMA
BITISH AFRICA
Surrounded by slave chains
It's a cafe in Barcelona with a british colonial theme.

youtube.com/watch?v=glXgSSOKlls

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woeful

thats not why they suck dick lol
they openly do that shit, and a load worse e.g. literally routinely murdering and arresting journalists, they just never claim not to in a serious way

the usa just tortures muslims occasionally and then has a go for torture
reckon its worse to be openly shit than good and occasionally hypocritical

knock him spark out

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn4VRU0yazg CHOOn

>Red Velvet

Ah yes

youtube.com/watch?v=aA3qWnbbXwE

going to a uni house party (kegger) tonight

Got a REALLY annoying cough

She said oxygens overrated
I don't even need to breathe

>fed

youtube.com/watch?v=QBGlnaSsz8Q

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I'm sure our lot would do this too if they could get away with it or if they don't already.

the USA is unironically the most benevolent (or closest to it) great power that has ever existed.

who requires a bumming?

start a sustained bombing campaign against him and his mates for 6 years, subsequently getting all my mates to dogpile him and beat the shit out of him every day until he kills himself

short for federal agent
stay in school

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literally this

ah yes, yanks

>support our troops!!!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse

>Trump calls a press conference about the "Obama is Kenyan" shit from years ago
>All of the mainstream media flood there as soon as they can
>Bunch of news channels broadcasting this all live
>Trumps sends veterans on stage to tell everyone how great he is for 20 minutes
>Gets on stage and says "Obama was born in the US; period." and leaves
>Reporters lose their fucking shit and start trashing Trump hotel and crying about how they were tricked on their news shows
>"Donald Trump played us."
Fuck me, this is man is an absolute goldmine for butthurt.

sorry I just didnt realise we have federal agents in britain

jews? nah, not a fan

youtube.com/watch?v=Pjz-YRBZfG0

i post fucking machines right in his face

what?

>most
Nah m80, that would be China. Good people, hardworking, mind their own business. Truly impossible to hate them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Hemisphere_Institute_for_Security_Cooperation

Sister sent me a snap

youtube.com/watch?v=lvbDHl-Zyqg

Explain

RED CUPS AND SWEATY BODIES EVERYWHERE

which one would you post first?

>US is 'good and occasionally hypocritical'
whatever you say tyler
I'd be more worried to live in a state that has less transparency as to what would get me taken away than one that doesn't actively deceive it's people otherwise (in every medium it can use)

>China
having a TITANIC laugh if you think the Chinese are not draconian even to their own people, let alone non-han

Hahahahahahaha is this a joke? You're only saying that because they are the modern power therefore the most up to date with human rights

A product of the times not itself

Latin America and the Middle East are on fire from American intervention

imagine being a useless fat cunt kpop nonce posting the same 15 pictures on an anime forum for 10 hours a day everyday

Trump tricked CNN and other news channels into broadcasting 20 minutes of people endorsing him and then gave them a one-line speech.

youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

heart b-b-beat

Red velvet?
youtube.com/watch?v=kbgrTmho7VE

oy vey!
the goyim are onto us!

it's probably more like £0.50 per film if you filter out all the trash

too tired and depressed to wank

It really triggers me when I see Yanks and Canadians using British slang and references and talking about football and stuff.

Maybe this is how shitskins feel when they cry about cultural appropriation.

doing a think

Honestly it's like no one here has ever read the multiple British guys who have been sent to prison over there, mostly hackers. Do people think they willingly take a jet over to the us? Kek

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VERY good banter lad, creased

>posting a Korean
lad...

what's her fucking problem

Why are Corbyn supporters so deluded?

America also stood in the Way of pestiferous European intervention/colonialism and did equally as much to uplift Latin American states as it did to fuck them up.

Communism hit both regions much harder and did more damage.

name just ONE great power from history that was better?

Ah yes, """""""""""""""Alan"""""""""""""""""

youtube.com/watch?v=iem_zasQRg0

I'm not sure if it's young people or all the old retards who still remember muh mines and think unions are relevant.

I know a lot of guys in their 40s who are big Corbyn fan boys.

is that soyou?

redpill me on NoFap

with as little broscience as possible

business idea: breakcore

Great Britain, the clue is in the name.

MOREE LIKE /SHIT/

Since when does the uk have feds? Are you retarded?

>someone actually watches the 5+ hours a day of Molyneux just to get the 2-sec long clip of him making a 'funny' expression

the Alt-Right everyone!!

no idea if its true or not stopped believing in god and reading the bible when i was 11
the one with the ugly new york jewess. the actual fuck machines poster probably knows her name

>chinese
>good people

are you joking or what?

Got excited when I saw there was a new Crayon Pop teaser but it sounds shit so now I'm not excited anymore.

Ah this is photoshopped version of the real screenshot attached. You can tell by the time on the clock and the fact that I don't speak baby-English.

>Great Britain
Britain was more slimy than anyone
they had a huge influence and basically created the modern era, but that doesn't make them "benevolent" or even close.

i'll tell you when I find one

absolute mad one

i hate them. i spent a month there and quickly realised that chinks are subhuman filth.

who said it does fuck face?

every time you post a kpop pic I print it out and cum all over it

>tfw no booze in

I'm an Indian in the UK. You mad, faggots? Whites are the biggest cucks on Earth. Kys stormweenies

get some then

dancing to breakcore alone in my room and I am enjoying it

searching for a film to watch

Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

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Good lad. Don't stop doing what you enjoy.

The Way, Way Back.

what you listening to lad?

>He mounts from behind and starts fucking arse or pussy

Kek. Alan is a dognonce.

*tucks you in*
*rubs your cock over the sheets*
*punches you in the stomach full force*
*gives you a wet willy*

too sick

>talking about piracy laws in the UK
>ye senpai da feds gun grip you bro
>naaaah was talking about america all along

stop backtracking dipshit, stop pretending you don't use the term "fed" in every day speech you middle class wannabe roadman dickhead

We should have just wiped you Quebecucks out, our benevolence blinded us.

the destroyer by alec empire

how long do you have to dig around in your mess of pubes to even find the tip of your micro-penis?

*qux you in*

absolutely bent will not be watching such tripe

>are you joking or what?
Not even. I prefer an old school fascist regime to a perfidious one like the US. At least if you work and mind your own business you don't get shat on. Also the Chinese government doesn't work for the interests of private corporations (daily reminder that the major American corps make more money than the combined GDP of the states of the world) and of a certain foreign state.

Who the fuck is Alan?

I'm here every day how did I miss this. Did someone get doxxed?

MANS NEVER BEEN IN MARQUEE WHEN IT'S BEEN SHUTDOWN

poo goes IN the loo

Mohandas Gandhi was an 'orrible little man

EVERY TIME

>Who the fuck is Alan?

Excuse you. The Way, Way Back is great and it features the most beautiful woman on the planet. Plus Sam Rockwell is an absolute legend.

This post references an incident that happened in America, hence the term; FED.

what game was alan watching

youtu.be/xajDlHksQpc

Hop to it Pierre

Without laws there would be no criminals....

TRUSS ME DADDI

yeah forget all that you just claimed that the chinese (the people who if they bump you with a car witll run over you two more times to kill you, the people who if they see a 3 year old getting stomped in the street will do nothing) are good people?

>I prefer an old school fascist regime

of course you do, mudslime

The so-called "European Union"

are you an autistic 16 year old?

comedies are for normie plebs i am afraid

Re read Lord of the flies there

Thoroughly enjoyable, felt real bad for Simon falling into epilepsy and talking to the Lord of the flies then getting clawed and scratched and bitten to death

>Chinese government doesn't work for the interests of private corporations

the TV show "firefly" is very good

wanna thank reddit for recommending

"Union"

Still don't get who the guy at the end was, was it God?

im only one of those things

need an Eve Lawrence gf

don't get used to it

Naval officer

It's not a comedy.

Excuse you.

jimmy saville

Toe hurts
Might amputate it

why does a humble trading union need a flag, anthem and army?

The naval officer? He was a naval officer plain and simple. He found them because in an effort to flush out Ralph they burnt down the whole island.

bye

why does the UK have train stations literally in the middle of no-where

literally in the countryside with no settlements nearby

crusaders...

it says it is in imdb though

So they can force others to join their union sweetie

ye im already half way through :/

aural manure but to the extreme

Why did the US steal a company's flag?

*holds up passport*
your argument has been rebutted

Not gonna argue further as I hate political debates over the internet. But I for one welcome our new chink overlords.

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Now then, now then, Ralph.

It's got a few comedic moments, but it's mostly a drama about an awkward kid being awkward and also having to deal with a cunt of a step-dad.

you ever been around the Chinese?

t. ahmed zhang

did she died tho

can you imagine how much hassle it is doing a register in muslim country schools (or anywhere in the midlands)

sitting there with like 20 lads in a class and 19 of them are called mohammed or some variation of the name

do whatever lad the chinks see africans as literal animals, and they are buying out your continent fast so enjoy

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alcohol is an abomination

thinking of starting a temperance movement

ATTENZIONE
strawpoll.me/11238727
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It's actually Alan Zhang

was gonna choose solaris but accidentally picked goodfellas

Yeah we have a lot of chinese workers. They basically have all the big construction projects. I never been to mailand, but I went to Honk Kong and Taiwan. Also to Indonesia were a lot of people are of chinese descent. They are all pretty chill.

Vintage little rascal Reviewbrah
youtube.com/watch?v=6mYvBa61U8c

girl with dragon tattoo was decent

he can be interesting occasionally
sometimes I'll have him on when playing a chill game

if you havn't seen any of them goodfellas is the best choice (unless you have already seen the sopranos) then you will just feel like you are watching a condensed version of that

Oh and I lived with a chinese GF for 2 years too. She got a depression from being far from her family and we broke up and I had to be homeless for a week. Not even that made me hate the chinese.

whats this genie guy called again

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>goodfellas
>anything like the sopranos outside of there being gangsters

that said Goodfellas is actually a bit shit

actually i haven't even seen the godfather (got bored half way through)

only gangster film i have enjoyed was the untouchables

pakinator

I've been to the Mainland and there are loads of them here, its awful and not in the typical "oh its poor" sort of way like 3rd world countries.

it was very rich where I went (Shanghai) just a horrid culture, hyper materialist/artificial, and the entire place made you feel sick.

anyone else prefer drinking alone to in a club or anywhere with loud music? obviously it isn't as good as being in a nice pub with good m8s but I hate dancing and having to shout to talk

Going to take a poo later lads

>and the entire place made you feel sick.
how

pretty sure she's gotten bored of me
good stuff

don't get the "go to a club and drink alcohol" meme either

tbf like half the cast of goodfellas is in sopranos

>Oh and I lived with a chinese GF for 2 years too
No you didn't

Yep la, clubs are wank and rarely play anything other than hyper normie shit

you are wrong on all fronts

I really like godfather but I can see how some people wouldn't, godfather 2 though that is amazing

The Sopranos made all other gangster movies look kitsch tbqh
Mickey blue eyes, with Hugh Grant is probably the worst movie about the maffia ever produced.

yep, don't even like getting a drink with more than 5 or 6 people in a house

used to do around 450 pressups or sumin

youtube.com/watch?v=etO8jRq6iYM

Unironically want a black girlfriend.

>Can you believe there used to be non-mixed white people in the world, user? I know, crazy right?

This is rrrrunning on empty....... food review

shan't be reading any of these posts

>No you didn't
Why not?

no you are wrong, Goodfellas is a very shallow movie that hasn't aged well and is pretty terrible after watching it twice

I get no kicks from champagne

youtu.be/6jd0VICL4og

Meh, house parties aren't bad, I mean I don't like them because I'm socially inept but I can see why they'd be good if you were an extrovert and enjoyed that sort of thing. Clubs are just shite.

i go to a club to enjoy the music
sorry if i sound like a nerd. maybe ill chat some girl but im mostly there for the music, otherwise whats the point. I have no trouble chatting up lasses outside in a calm place

what is wrong with italian cats

Holy fuck that Akinator is really good.

He got Duke of Wellington and Harold Godwinson in one

going to dl and watch Solaris after considering ()

will definitely get around to watching it sometime

hate curly hair like that desu

This beefy lad walks towards you while you are doing squats in the squat rack and tells you to "bugger off" because he needs to train his biceps.

What do you do

youtube.com/watch?v=GAIHb1vh9K0

Watch the original!

reading obituaries is depressing
really makes me believe that people have shallow relationships very often

If /Brit/ was Lord of the flies who would be Ralph? Who would be jack? Piggy?

Reckon I'd be the omnipresent all knowing boar head on a stick pulling the runts strings behind the curtains

night sky looks fucking spectacular right now

big, full moon, looks HD and crisp
clouds look like a van gogh painting

you mean duke ellington the jazz player innit mate?

haha why of course

always laugh when fat cunts walk round thinking they are hard

Mess him around like the disgusting slug of a creature he is

>Ignoring a poll result
Shall be ignoring your polls in future and also all of your future posts. Do NOT disrespect our times or strawpolls EVER AGAIN.

baths nearly done

breakfast on its way lads

didn't get mine

he sucks

tell him sure but swear to yourself you'll get payback

I'd be the intelligent, confident, physically capable natural leader

I'd be the one who took detention over reading the book.

solaris was the clear winner as someone admitted to accidentally voting for the wrong option

have a serious urge to hat this

strawpoll.me/11238791

strawpoll.me/11238791
strawpoll.me/11238791

pollution was just horrible and most people didn't care
people litter all over, and dump their trash everywhere
people spit on the sidewalk right in the middle
people let their dogs poo right in the middle of everyone walking
food was very dubious, and its not like I was going to really shitty places, just there seems to be no quality control or health laws at all.
people are very impolite and do not understand queues
even nice areas smelled
everyone has this hyper-non confrontational attitude where if you ask them something they will just say 'yes' even if its not true.
constant worry about the government among my friends there (who were basically Chinese hipsters) since one of them at least had gotten in trouble before for publishing something online and they basically were dragged off to some interrogation room for 3 days.

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Looks like Thailad is having a hard time back home

forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=113683.0

need an italian qt

what was yours lad?

He got Harold after "does he lose in the end"

Bit depressing 2bh

one of the better so-called comedies

See old people barking a lot about how we should go back to pounds and ounces.

When almost every country apart from the US uses the metric system why do these geriatric retards want to go back? Is it because kilos confuse them?

there was supposed to be a rare event tonight

harvest moon + lunar eclipse not to be seen again until 2024. Looked before but I didnt notice any lunar eclipse

don't understand how you runts find these poorly designed forums

>humble trading union
thats nafta or something retard

the eu is a federation and is the controlling power in europe

lol sounds fucking dire

i'd like to go to korea but can't imagine it'd be all that different

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going to settle for 300 may well have done more last count on the second lot

desu if you don't like Imperial then you're probably a closet gay

At uni

all ukip voting retards mate

imagining a foursome with them
I think i'd cum in two minutes to the one in the centre and then it would be very awkward
would be worth it tbqh

you were spamming /fr/ months ago too with your ugly mug. do one

This raghead claims he has a different gf every week. Kek.

See old people barking a lot about how we should go back to being a white nation.

When almost every country, even the US, uses diversity why do these geriatric retards want to go back? Is it because scary black people confuse them?

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>people still pirate things

get a job you f**king losers lol!

Is it possible to see the moon visibly moving?

Or is that just the optical illusion from the clouds?

I fucking swear its moving, or is it that harvest moon shit today?

got one week of wagecuckery then back to arrogant life
very keen desu
3rd year gon suck some dick though

God tier: a mixture of both
Okay tier: just metric
Shit tier: just imperial

I'm a solid 7.5/10 tbdesu.

>does the moon move

some of you cunts are really stupid

musicforcats.com/

Got this on. Cat seems to be enjoying it.

tried to find that one on xhamster where shes infront of a mirror in the bathroom but no luck

Kek, was he? He's turned up here in the past week with his shitposting and ended up getting exposed as a rapist last night.

>cat
good day read it

not with that hair

(or lack thereof)

>Way, Way Back has 8 votes
>Solaris has 3
Consider yourself filtered for disrespecting the will of the people.

saw some biddy on a Look North vox pop after brexit saying she could buy stuff in pounds now pmsl

Hong Kong is genuinely nicer though and arguably more "authentic" while big wealthy Chinese cities feel incredibly artificial and the people seem out of place.

Hong Kong, even the poor areas, felt like what China should be, or wishes to be, other cities feels like poor copies without any of the cultural charm.

never been to Taiwan but I'm looking to go either there or somewhere else soon for work.

I've heard Taiwan is a little poorer but generally very nice and not "poor" in the destitute awful sort of way.
also HUGE bugs there and ever-present cockroaches no matter what you do or where you live.

Yes but can you FUCKING SEE IT MOVING WITH YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>I'm a solid 7.5/10 tbdesu.
>a solid 7/5/10
>7.5/10

youtube.com/watch?v=nKU6PyRDZ14

Got this on. Dog seems to be enjoying it.

(((cats))) are for 'sheeds, reddit and inner city wankers

dogs are absolute bros, even tiny little terriers are cooler than (((cats)))

it was clearly marked as a meme option that would not actually happen

like brexit

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>bros
FOY

is he ont desk

>exposed as a rapist
elaborate

obviously
>i'm the idiot
yeah alright lad

>watches lunar eclipse
hm yes must be an optical illusion

Why are old people so scared shitless of anything remotely different to what they were raised with.

still don't understand the brackets meme

FOC

GF's favourite album

oh right thought your original comment was about hong kong, still want to go there then, city looks great

yeah, posting pics of him at his office or pics of him doing anything really. even showed us a video of him shagging a girl in a club toilet. kindof a weird lad. I mean you have to be weird to expose your whole life here and show pictures and stuff

FOYT

Fuckin' shitlark chavs right m8?

:^)

delusion: the post

did 350 in the end

>cats
>inner city
fuck off

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses

>the algerian lisicki

Ye. Came over for a cuddle when I put it on. Now he's fucked off though.

Results inconclusive

FOY

why did i use a meme arrow when i meant to action post hahaha
getting a bit sleepy lads

>even showed us a video of him shagging a girl in a club toilet.
Did she consent?

i feel like this bitch treated her hair and has contacts in

wouldn't mind seeing this video

huh

i see

Don't think that matters in algeria

I usually shave it.
PS. 7.5 is not even accounting for my ripped body, advanced game, cool personality, and fat bank account tbqh. These days I just keep it low key because I am on a shitty streak, but don't get fooled.

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well yeah I guess. don't really remember well abt it. the video wasn't even clear either but it was clear enough to be explicit

didn't save it or anything. It lasted less than 30 seconds anyway

just had a look at the moon and sky

very beautiful, but it made me sad that I live in a city and never get to see the stars properly

objectively a nice body

how big is your benor?

hmmm not quite the mamma gatta parla con i micini

going bath now and youre not getting a pic cos ive already said nai nai heh tough luck kid

all that and crippling insecurity?

what a headcase, genuinely just did a chuckle at you being such a sad act

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Pls don't h8 m8. I'm just dispassionately stating facts.

>how big is your benor?
Never really measured. Girls say it's big but its girth is more impressive than its length.

who said anything about hate?
I don't care about you in the slightest I just find you pathetic

and no, me taking the time to write a post does not mean I care

>Who said anything about hate?
You don't have to state it, for hate to transpire from your post. It would actually be quite if you were to say "Hey I am hating on you". Not gonna sugarcoat the truth.