Late night I am the Programme edition
Also fuck Bath
Late night I am the Programme edition
Also fuck Bath
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bath
whats with all the bath hate
bath
Bath
bath
bath?
Gott i hate bathistanis
*baths*
Showers are better.
bath...
cold pizza
reserving judgement when it comes to Bath
>Icelanders in /brit/
i think sawn offs are illegal in the us too, fwiw. or it might be a state thing
bains
i was thinking about making that post
but then i thought "nah, i don't want to be a spacker"
the Bristol-Bath area looks very nice
did the German bombers and Jewish architects not manage to reach it or what
in the tub
Going to sleep (literally in Bath)
Enjoy yank gun chat hours :) (don't actually)
It's Bathonian, dickhead
Television man is crazy
Saying we're juvenile deliquent wrecks
The government refused to ban Trump from entry into the UK because they said people shouldn't be banned for simply saying stupid stuff. But then they banned this CHRISTIAN preacher.
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yeah gun law in the US seems to be more dictated on the state level rather than federal
not part of the war machine really
GARAGE? I DONT CARE ABOUT GARAGE
>don't want to be a spacker
That ships already sailed mate.
night lid
business idea: overthrow the bourgeoisie
>birthday coming up soon
>I'll have to see the look of disappointment in my mums face as her friendless son locks himself in his room again
Looking forward to it haha
some states like NY have worse gun laws than we do
and more gun crime lol
same boyo nightio x
you are on thin ice, mate
i would choose my next words carefully if i was you
*the chief of /brit/ walks into the room and pours himself a cup of coffee*
*we all stop playing cards and smoking cigars to greet Chief*
aghhhh hey chief!!
POGBA? I DONT CARE ABOUT POGBA
is there such thing as competition on renting sites?
Come on then!
It's disgusting how many muzzie hate preachers we let in
Just tell her you're talking to your online friends instead :)
wish i had the gall to end it all
alri settle down boys
0-3 watch Yojimbo
4-6 play Dishonored
7-9 play dragons dogma
0 kill myself
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*browses nonchalantly through personal pocket book of football players who I do, and do not, personally rate*
Hmm guess who isn't there?
FARAGE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT FARAGE
my prostate itches
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listening to some progwank
so many absolute tunes out there on youtube
shame I will never discover most of them
Like? Cos there's a fair few here
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heres one lad
going to start an experiment for a few weeks lads. simply going to start meditating and doing some gentle movement/breathing practice in the mornings and also going to start keeping a short journal in the mornings and nights. if i feel they're beneficial i'll add them into my routine.....
w-what?
i uh...uhm...
Make an effort.
not a huge fan of Dragons Dogma honestly
go for a long walk and reflect on your life so far lid
dunno or care about the facts really just harbour sneaking suspicions the government is letting loadsa muzzies in without asking me directly first which is obviously non-democratic cos i reckon they can all fuck off
cant hike because of DOMS
legs are crippled after a 20 mile walk
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heres one lad
im just playing it so i feel like i'm playing a Berserk game.
even changed the menu theme to a berserk song
not a huge fan of canada honestly
please don't
All this time I thought that Pogba was some weird portmanteau of Poo and Drogba.
20 miles isnt bad
>cant hike because of DOMS
At least you admit to posting shit. Well done, have a Hobnob and half a pint of Cravendale
not a huge fan of garage honestly
LANDABOIS ERUM SVO FLY ELSKA NO SHIT
same
they talk more shit than australians
canada worst ally
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Here's 3 absolute choonz
ever played Gothic?
pretty weird for a wigger to also listen to nationalist black metal
I can ride 70 miles and legs are barely sore the next day.
You need to exercise more.
>showing a hyundai off
nearly pissed myself
jesus christ
once went 30kms into the highlands on a sled and when I was going back I passed some hikers that I had passed when I was going in and they hadn't made much progress
madlads
i have the second one on Steam, only played a small amount of it because I kept getting steamrolled, I'll probably get around to it again eventually though.
why, is it like berserk?
>take off my new jammy bottoms earlier
>the string snaps
>rip the tag out 10 minutes ago
>tore a gaping hole in the arse that i had to stich
wew
how pathetic would you feel after that, If that didnt spur her to get think then she never will
what's that film where a loli knocks out a pedo and cuts his balls off?
hard candy?
these are my favorite type of rolls
>tfw made a BLT with them after Reviewbrah did.
top tier
sweet and savory is the best taste.
you know lad when you own a BMW you have listen to some stuff only normies listen too so you can enjoy it when they are in your car
I love hiking but I literally never get to go
been like once on a 2 day trip in the last 5 years
mate recently moved to the highlands so I'm gunna crash there and explore a lot soon hopefully
I'd tear a gaping hole in your arse t.b.h.
literally just had sex with winona ryder in a night club
*accelerates in your direction to an almost blinding pace*
>having normie friends
don't envy you
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title means thai boy
unironically hate fat people more than any other type of people
temperate out
fingered maisie in a club car park once
Another lonely day
With no one here but me
More loneliness
Than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair
hahahah I know lad
ok sorry but theres only room for one true icelad here
other guy (you know who you are) please vacate the premises
business idea: force women to sell their bodies in exchange for currency
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got this stuck in my head
I'm skinny as shit. but have good legs
Literally in bed on a Friday night lads
Hate how my friends cannot drink consecutive days ffs suck it up
All these years I thought it was Valley
prove it
you don't force them. You find someone who is already willing and provide them with perks (protection, customers) to enhance their customerbase and profit while claiming a percentage for your services.
because these women are typically mentally unfit you can claim the lions share of the take-home IF you are savvy enough
>Spandau Valley
You have to shave your head fully, razored to the skin for the rest of your life, but you get 5 grand put in your bank account every week y/n
y
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this tune will teach you everything you need to know about pimping
sort of, its a bit like Morrowind but "darker" and more of a tradiitonal setting, and better gameplay.
actually for a 'Berzerk' tier game you should really check out Might and Magic Dark messiah
amazing combat mechanics and a solid story, even different 'styles' of combat
>60k PA for being bald
Only literal millionaires would say no
no
bent cunt
Solid. We're up and running
obviously fucks sake
no
it would just turn me into a neet
no
how
looks like absolute dog shit
alright
*rolls up her sleeves*
time to get a few (You)'s for the night, gotta hit my quota...
Neighbours have an outside cat that strolls into our house nearly everyday
Friendly kot
Here she is
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260k mate
yes
i'd just always wear a hat, make that my gimmick
think i would look fucking awful without hair though, i'd probably just wait until i have enough money to buy a flat of my own and then chill for the rest of my life, enjoying 60k PA
might make me more socially reclusive but i also wouldnt have to get a job and deal with all that shit
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yes
260 grand a year to look like bruce willis or vin diesel? well worth it
so does your mum, that's why I always bring a bag for her head when I pound her.
just remembered that aussies unironically eat fairy bread
ahahahahahhahahahhahahahabhajhahahahahhaahhahahhahah
OH FUCK
Yeah, misread it as per month.
Who the fuck wouldn't go for it at 260k.
Money in the bank, that's shower,p aying for the bill, that's sho,keeping it real, that's shower
th-that-th-that's shower, th-that-th-that's sho
thanks this makes me so happy!
im outta here!
a cat once got into my house
it was so startled when i discovered it, that it ran into a window multiple times, tore down my curtains and urinated everywhere before finally sprinting of the lavatory window
rice with butter in it is quite good
You're a Yank
Anything with butter is good to you people
man, iceland is a whacky place. its like a cartoon world over there
mate i'll kick the shit out of you if I have to
My mother always stressing I'm not living right
But I'm not going out without a fight
SOME MIGHT SAY TAKE A CHILL ROACHIE
BUT FUCK THAT SHIT
THERE IS A NIGGA TRYING TO SPRAY ME
What is it with yanks and fucking butter? There are plenty of delicious ways to get heart disease, why use butter?
*spreads butter on my willy*
OH YANKY
got a treat for you~
my mind is playin tricks on me
looked at a tab i forgot i had open and found this gem
how edgy do u think that guy is lol, got what an edgelord. careful with that sharpness yeeeesh
>people actually listen to nig rap
well i guess it's better than weebs listening to j pop
delet
>nig rap
Best music ever after English post-punk.
fuck off ludford
hello
nothing wrong with black music
its not a lie to say they were behind some of the most popular and best music movements of the 20th century in a really big way
to say all hip-hop/rap is shit is just plain false
ludford doesn't listen to jpop
as a japanese rapper i take offense to this
some old guy at my work listens to K-pop in the lounge on breaks
he puts his headphones in but then fucking sings along to them loudly
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good tune to listen to on opioids
used to live on rice a roni hahahaha i'm so poor
Hey ;)
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give this a listen and tell me what you think
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you would know wouldn't you
$UICIDE BOY$
what game should i pirate lids
not really looking for an FPS
yes I am actually well versed in /brit/ personalities
>no one is safe from african american influences, not even greenlanders
anyone watching canelo tmorrow?
>Niggers get white pussy
>Whites get Turkish pussy
>me a yellow skin roach gets no pussy and fap daily to satisfy myself
Kill me.
Do yourself a big favour and listen to this album m8
if you could live anywhere in your country where would you go?
I'd live on PEI and bike around the island or buy a horse and ride him to Charlottetown
>pull cute polish grill and fuck her in her flat
>meanwhile all I can think is "my knees hurt" "I could be on Cred Forums right now"
>post about it on the way home
Cred Forums ruined me and I don't even care.
Glad I'm back
Who's he fighting?
dead rising was just rereleased on PC
medieval 2 total war
Do yourself a big favour and listen to this album m8
crusader kings 2
Good lad
Turks are not white?
desu I'm about as white as this guy but with curly Celtic hair and a more square head/jaw instead of a round face.
Honestly one of the best games on the 360.
owen smith, WBO (i think) world champ at light middleweight from liverpool england
one brother from 4 professional boxers, his light heavyweight brother fought on GGG's undercard last week and got a stoppage in the 6th I think
anyone else fucking love how great beer is ?
post songs to contemplate my runtish existence too
no
alcohol genuinely tastes like poison. fucking disgusting
Sounds pretty good desu
Is it in Vegas?
Rasheed
>drinking alcohol for the taste
it's just another form of escapism lad
S P I K A Ð !!!!
>click the numbers until there are no more left
uh? fuck off?
>you typed the captcha in wrong
well sweetie that's impossible x
He is exotic. Exotics get white tourist pussy. I'm yellowish and I'm whiter than half of Europe. Whiter than Spaniards, Portuguese, Meds. I get no foreign pussy. I was at a holiday resort full of foreigners and all them asked me questions in their language thinking I'm European and my black skin Kurd friend fucked tourists. Thankfull he let me hear the moanings to fag for once. Fuck.
>alcohol genuinely tastes like poison. fucking disgusting
Why the fuck does Tim do so many god damn camera tests
I do
I even love the smell of it
when I open up a fresh bottle I just sniff it for a bit.
same with spirits, I like how alcohol brings out really subtle muted flavors and brings them together into something unique.
Lad, most people are whiter than the dagos to be fair.
I just hate how it fills me up and I feel bloated but that doesn't stop me from binging
I just had a delicious Blood Orange & Hibiscus Gose from Modern Times Brewing
it's crap
if rap isn't about gunz and weed it's about "profound and deep" societal issues, the genre's one self adulating pisstake
mehmet MY SON
want to make some sort of dessert tomorrow
will flick through a cookbook now
bleach is unique
drink that you fucking leaf
both of those girls are Turks too
define "yellowish" because some people have light skin but a weird sort of complexion
meanwhile others will have darker skin but a nicer complexion.
Thinking about joining a wine club but I can see it leading to alcoholism
i know we icelanders love posting in our language, so do i
but this is an english speaking thread
alright Muhammad Al-Cromwell but alcohol is arguably one of the greatest culinary creations of mankind.
there's evidence to say that it helped create civilization.
are these meme drinks actually worth the effort that goes into them?
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>alcohol is arguably one of the greatest culinary creations of mankind.
>there's evidence to say that it helped create civilization.
the chink in this webm is a pretty cool guy. every movement he makes is very samurai-esque
do one you union jack waving imperialist
Have you never had a cocktail?
>define "yellowish"
White skin but because of southern sun you have a yellowish tone. Not totally white. My dick is white because it gets no sun. My hands and face is yellow.
My dick would resign if it knew that it would have such a miserable destiny. My Kurd friend knows no English and fucks tourists. I have English mate and I try to talk to them in vain but always end up sleeping alone with tears in my sad eyes.
this is very unsettling
Alcohol? More like Al-Cohol
no desu
yea sometimes, I had some fancy drinks like that in the Caribbean that were REALLY good but made me feel a little queer ordering them.
a what?
you sound like a pussy m8 not gonna lie
yeah. the rum martinez from that webm tastes so good that it makes your dick explode, its banned in almost every country for this reason. but its amazing.
it's killed more people and ruined more lives than your country could ever dream of
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You sound like the kind of twat that would enjoy Immortal Technique
torrijas might be good
Wew laddy, what are you a nerd?
Start with a Gin and Tonic and move on from there
>spaces between the letters
>exclamation marks
I think it is easily understood what it means
theyre delicious 2bh, best way to get drunk.
avin a fag
canadians FUCK OFF
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Me in the club
might have a bath
might not
might wank
might not
I listen to Johnny Cash. I look like Axl Rose when I grow my hair and I drink whiskey everyday. I get no pussy. My Kurd friend doesn't know English. He listens to top-40 pleb songs and he only drinks beer. He gets mad pussy. He once plowed a Nothingham woman here while I was at swimming pool trying to dive because my dick had nowhere to dive. I want to die. I told my father he is responsible for my fuck-ups because he is a white guy. I wish my father was Arab or Kurd or gypsy.
Can't get a read on this guy
>it's killed more people
the best things always do.
I had this drink, Flaming Voodoo or something in Cuba and it was the best thing I've ever drank.
>tfw I have Gin but no tonic
should I be a mentalist and go buy some? or just mix with fresca like I've been doing.
gin and tonic is pretty wretched though
this song is solid, dont even like rap anymore but kendrick is still good
>see some news story about someone who died of cancer
>they raised £80,000 for cancer research before dying
as obviously admirable and nice it is that they want to make a difference for others, billions is spent on cancer research every year. what difference is that small amount going to make?
stop your fucking whining
i have bought gin and tonic from the supermarket and it was absolutely foul - i don't think any kind of preparation/ingredient quality could make me enjoy it
cocktails are something i kind of want to try but i'm having a hard time believing they're worth it
*crawls back into my runthole*
just had sex for the 13,204th time lads
why would a club have a car park
>>it's killed more people
>the best things always do.
on cocaine and i hate it, i want to quit cocaine. my friends always reel me in. i hate it.
those billions are the collection of many such donations
*boards up the door*
don't buy premixed
gin and tonic with ice and a bit of mint is great.
People with a purpose live longer.
its for fingering lasses when the toilets are full
i've literally shagged kyary when i went to japan but nobody believes me
i wouldn't believe it either
somebody had to tell him 2bqh
then why am i not dead yet?
she had better message me before the weekend is up
won't be any good for the ol' morale if she doesn't haha
do you want to be?
it wasn't pre-mixed but the tonic was from a plastic bottle and i basically just used it to dilute the gin which was foul
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Have a read
dont worry about that
i think i am alright at the moment
because we drive everywhere in america
Are you the Sapphire lad?
It's worth it, or you can grab club soda/soda water if you don't like quinine
Either way pick up a few fresh limes and lemons for a squeeze of fresh juice in your drink
A good one will taste like sprite
Never buy premixed
Your best bet is to try something at a bar to get an idea of what they taste like, then buy ingredients and make your own
It's like cooking but with booze
what's the point of going to a club if you're not going to get fucked up? and driving out of a club car park at 4AM is just begging to be pulled over
>google.co.uk
i know it's bad for you physically and that's part of why i hate it, keeps fucking shit up for my relationships and friendships as well.
so you can drive home as opposed to sleeping over at the club you mong
what is the most sophisticated thing one can do
I think so
starts 9pm eastern time
a sit down wee
What does it mean when a girl is hideously flirty with you but her sister is really low-key and distnat
literally got told about how good looking I was but was so blazed I reacted kinda autismly, still got a hug and we kissed each other on the cheek
>sleeping over at the club
Yeah, I fucking hate it when you get in the club showers at 5am and the penis inspector comes around.
fart without a sound
do americans say "wee wee" and "poo poo"?
dad used to brake into ladas and sleep in them with the heater on when he got drunk
wish i had gotten into at least half of the antics he used to get into
well, things are different here 2bh
people drive to and from clubs and bars all the time, police hang out outside a lot just in case shit goes wrong when people are leaving and if they can tell if anyones obviously way too drunk to drive. but people drive to these places all the time here and people drive drunk all the time.
Jack off without alerting the roomie
ye, jizzing is "cum cum" over there, bit weird
you are merely extending my hyperbole intended to show the ridiculousness of not driving to the club, which is only proving my point further. *sips tea*
>tfw Autumn soon
>all the pumpkin flavored things are going to start coming around
pumpkin pie
pumpkin beer
pumpkin cider
pumpkin spice coffee
pumpkin soup
pumpkin-ginger waffles
pumpkin bread
pumpkin pastries
roasted pumpkin seeds
and
pumpkin fries
Autumn is the best season.
adding this to the Wikipedia page
We say "do a tinkle" and "make a doo doo"
"cum cum" is going out of fashion quickly, its what our grandmothers used to say. "give me the cum cum!" she would scream as she walked into the room.
now days we call cum-cums "Sperm"
as in "ahhh dude you just spermed!!"
poo without leaving a single stain
computer games are for children
I do stuff like that
bought a car for 35k isk
did burnouts
went offroad
hid from the police
parted it out and made money even after I rolled it
Pumpkin dick.
what wikipedia page? is there a /brit/ wikipedia page out there?
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Agreed that's why I'm console masterrace
Salam alaykum lads
just brewed up a batch of lsd lads
salami eggs and bacon
honestly can't even imagine playing on a console anymore
I mean its comfy to play on the couch with a controller on the big TV but honestly I don;t want to put the time commitment in to sit down and play a game and ONLY a game
I end up flicking around the menu before shutting the console off.
arent there like 4 lsd manufacturers in the entire world?
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yanks are a different species
all me
Not him but I've got Netflix, Hulu, etc and I can use the browser to watch classic Simpsons and Spotify for music
It's totes comfy
what happens if you get caught?
Sometimes I look at ducks and think, yes, that's an animal perfectly adapted to living in a pond
where is the nicest place to live?
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When you think about it, are we really..?
yes.
yea but I can just do that and more on my computer anyways, plus multitask
only consoles I still play are my Retro ones like SNES
not planning on buying any new consoles.
i want to go to prison for a couple of years and regularly get visited by very famous rappers such as jay-z, kanye west, drake, all dem boys. maybe get some conjugal visits from nicki minaj.
everyone else in the jail would think im so cool and i'd probably be the most popular one there just for hanging out with all the rappers.
Cities; York or Edinburgh
In General: The Lake District/Comfy Countryside
But really think about it this time
Cairngorms National Park
*clears throat*
occam's razor
Playing SNES is fedora as fuck
Kys
fuck having borders and shit
it would be extremely painful
fuck having borders and shit
really?
fuck off you disgusting yank freak
yanks are a different species
>fuck off you disgusting yank freak
>yanks are a different species
Lad, you're not thinking about it hard enough
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also kek
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this was true back in the 90s I think. not anymore. One single guy was making like 95% of the worlds supply in a bunker
Building a wall around these posts lads. Can't contain this madman
i will buy you a chuleta on la noche de san juan
stop killing the mandem
*walks into your house and leaves the door open*
*opens up your fridge and chugs your milk straight from the carton*
*goes to your computer and checks your facebook*
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the next song on the album
not like it matters what the lyrics are about anyway fagboy
like I care what you think is too "fedora" to enjoy as if it matters at all.
desu only betas get triggered and "cringe" about others doing "nerdy" things.
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du
du hast
du hast MEINCH
.............your mum
been trying to remember this kids name forever
joey badass is by far the best of the newer rappers 2bh. his songs are some next level shit
maybe not
not sure
just remember reading that somewhere
new
imo he hasnt come close to topping his orginial mixtape, sharp decline when capital steez killed himself
just remember how many rap arguments i witnessed in middle school
went to a very black middle school
kek these are those "black lives matter" morons who shut down london city airport earlier this month. they were in court the other day lads. just fucking look at them. most of them are privately educated, cringe worthy "save the world" types.
>when they were given conidition discharges in court, one of the women in the dock exclaimed: “Go, white privilege.”
would smash all of those females but especially top left
york looks depressing and empty
edinburgh looks nice
don´t be surprised if some had penises.
aalright lads welp
winona ryder is beckoning me back to the bedroom so i bid you adieu~