/brit/

Lets all agree that everywhere is shit and talk about something else

Do we think pregnancy will ruin Cheryl's tattoo?

>friend asks me to make him something
>give it a go
>he says it's not right
>that's fine, I give it another go
>again he says it's not right
>that's fine, I give it another go based on his guidelines
>send it to him
>this time he just flat out ignores me
Listen you cunt I'm doing something for you here, that's fine if it's not what you want but can you at least acknowledge me after I put in work for you? It's on you to admit if something's not working between us, you can't just hide and hope it goes away. Prick.

what does /brit/ think about this? (skip to 3:58)
youtube.com/watch?v=gKxeb3KqJCc

WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY I WOULD WORK TOMORROW.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

>at local ASDA
>buying some food
>wanna make a good breakfast, buy some nice rye bread, some good quality eggs etc.
>get some bacon
>at self checkout
>Muslims all around me
>the bacon package accidentally brushes against one of them
>they swarm me
>get beaten to a pulp
>police gets called
>arrested for religious discrimination and hate crimes
>facing up to 15 years in jail
>trial in 4 days

>having so little ambition, imagination and intelligence that you can't possibly imagine how someone might be successful enough to afford a nice house in London and instead comparing living standards in different areas based on literal runt wages

pic related, a typical house on my street
not a paki or nig in sight for miles

gas the market
steal jobs now

business idea: a pub called the 'Rorke 'n Runt'

>England is cosy

The whole country is literally fucking ugly new builds from the 80s

>The statistically non-white country defends the statistically non-white city
pottery

dont think of them as homos, think of them as non-competitors.

told the bf I'm going to let him wank today, but I gave his chastity cage key to DeShawn instead

Want to live in a cosy cottage up a hill in a national park

...

is this meant to look impressive? (because it doesn't)

Shitholes in the UK: London, Manchester, Bradford, Bristol, Edinburgh, Birmingham

Nice places in the UK: everywhere else

>98% of London is shit
>The 2% that is nice is so expensive that only oligarchs can afford to live there
Prove me wrong

NEED to live in a flat with exposed brickwork/ironwork

That...is genius.

who /yogahotwife/ here?

I definitely enjoyed this post, please keep me updated

>Shitholes in the UK: London, Manchester,
>Nice places in the UK: everywhere else

Scouser pls

>walking down the street minding my own business
>see a group of Muslims walking towards me
>don't switch paths because it would be racist
>they bump into me and i drop my things
>when i pick it up they slap my arse and push me onto the floor
>start shouting "PRAY TO ALLAH YOU FILTHY KAFFIR, PRAY FOR MERCY"
>spit on me then take my things and walk off

without those oligarchs the country kingdom would be norn iron-tier

You don't need to be an oligarch, only upper middle class, i.e. not a runt

youtube.com/watch?v=aZ95I2t-v6w

where have you been?

how rich are you? aren't airstreams p. expensive

looks like a bit of a bender ngl, kind of lad i'd be worried to bump in to in the pub toilets

on the phone to the gf while she has another anxiety attack

if you live a shithole

No, you need to be upper class if your buying a terraced house or one room flat for over £500,000.

>they slap my arse
haraam

You have to literally be in the 0.1% to live in a place in London that isn't a shithole.

Prove me wrong.

Feeling the worse half of manic depression today

Just slapped some Brits arse and spit on him with some friends haha

>walking down the street minding my own business
>see a group of geordies walking towards me
>don't switch paths because it would be racist
>they bump into me and i drop my things
>when i pick it up they slap my arse and push me onto the floor
>start shouting "WHY AYE MAN FOG ON THE TYNE IS AL MINE AL MINE"
>spit on me then take my things and walk off

this street feels very comfy actually.
if it was only occupied

can't we all just get along?????????

I NEVER seed my torrents haha

geordies wouldn't do that

absolutely SEETHING

going to go and beat up the argentinian family that live down the road for reparation

AND THEY'RE OFF

Guarantee none of the people here have been abroad

protip: this is what most of the UK looks like

experiencing negative emotions due to the content of this video

>only upper middle class
Lol no, a fucking 2 bed flat in London is like £400k now

Londoners have rage quit the thread

t. literal billionaire

>aren't airstreams p. expensive
[spoiler] I inherited it same with the land [/spoiler]

>kpop
>uses a jpop picture

you fucked it

if you fixed up all the houses, widened the sidewalks, planted some trees, and put in a few corner shops and/or caffs it would be a very comfy street

haram

*laughs in welsh*

there's nothing INHERENTLY wrong with either terraces or tower blocks

owner of a 3 bed flat with a garden in london lads

representing the runts

>Be Argie
>Get bargied by the brits
>Try to get back at the brits by walking on some cheap cloth
Ah yes, South America

Same shit

quite grim

How many potatoes does an irish woman want for sex

if london is so shit then how come it costs a lot to live there?

Think those are the ones they're knocking down to extend Anfield

Not pictured: roving gangs of chavs doing wheelies on BMXs and one shitty scooter whilst drinking special brew.

Whereas Londoners are globetrotters. They've been all over the world - Islamabad, Kingston, Lagos, Mogadisgu, Krakow

>Passport scanning machines
>Boarding pass scanning machines
>Item checks at the gates instead of huge queue before gates

Why is Czechia superior to Poonited Kingdom?

ah yes let's cherry pick boring images of roads with dreary weather to make our country look shit

let's also fully ignore our countryside and historic architecture

big up are FUCKIN nige

too many white people in that pic

saving my deposit for this

runts begone

>entire world wants to come and live in London

nope. pat grimdale says London is shite so London must be shite. lets all go to grimsby

runt

Get in there black and tans laaaaaaad

t. literal billionaire who does not know cheap flights to spain have become

*experiences a post-war economic miracle*

agreed on terraced housing but tower blocks are terrible

they are either commie blocks or the capitalist blocks that are also very cheaply made and come with the same problems . they're usually at a waterwide

REALLY not happy to hear this

less christfags

*rent a flat in brixton*

You could spend a lifetime in Southall and never meet a white person.
Quite a scary thought.

>there's a difference
very odd

trainlads down

ah yes, the 'north' how quaint

>ywn be as mad as the London runts ITT
howling at these statistical rasheeds

>spain

ah yes. the noisy filthy commieblock shithole

lmao london is a muslim shithole no one wants to live there

Funny because I went to 16 foreign countries between August 15 - July 16

private condominium towers

no one wants to bomb irrelevant countries

Fat Cam draws first blood
hmm...

>grimsby

UP THE MARINERS
P

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M
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>Timothy James Byrne sprains his ankle while running away from British Cuisin

howling

Anybody else despise boomers?
>this generation will be the first to earn less than the generation before
>house prices are through the roof
>mostly voted for labour in the late 90s early 00s

*shits on the USA for bombing Dresden*

>all of the north is manchester
keep believing that rasheed

i absolute despise you all

time for another skruf.

Have all of those at manc airport

the passport scanners cause big queues because people are too stupid to use them

you don't need to do that stuff to make it liveable.

it would fine having a nearby centre with shops and cafes . you are never going to get them dispersed throughout the residences unless it's a city centre and very pricey

>makes you think questions his sanity

wow

guess it really makes you think

Homosexuality is nothing more than sexual deviancy due to the very nature of defining yourself by your sexuality

*starts to feel guilt despite not doing it*

brick shithouse and tights gf on a runt hunt, howling

maybe you should just stop being lazy and work harder

look at what these evil German Nazis did!
unforgivable barbarians

lose the blaming mentality lad, won't do you any favours

whats up lad

human beings are social animals and thus are born without any sexual orientation

Teen tied up and gagged after three men gang rape her at Eiffel Tower

>The 19-year-old French girl was lured to the monument on the proviso of a 'date' set up through Facebook.

>She responded to messages from who she thought was a 17-year-old Tunisian boy and initially met him close to her home in the Paris suburbs.

>Last Sunday evening she turned up for another date where she expected to have a picnic with the boy at the Champs des Mars, the park where the Eiffel Tower is, and was attacked.

>A source close to the case, said: “It was a warm night, and she expected to eat strawberries and grapes, and to drink Coke, but then the attack took place.”

>The woman was dragged under a bush behind where a blanket had been laid out.

>She was then assaulted by three men who then gagged, beat her up and tied her up.

>The victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is said to have recently run away from her mother’s home in the Paris suburbs.

>She was only found when a couple who were jogging early on Monday morning heard the victim making a muffled sobbing noise.

>They raised the alarm after finding her in deep shock, naked and crying.

>Police then used computer data to quickly trace the three men to a hotel in the 18th arrondissement of Paris.

>They were caught there just before they tried to flee to Germany on Monday.

>None of them had any official papers and all claimed they were 17 year olds from Tunisia and were seeking asylum.

>However, early checks suggest they are likely to be a lot older and possibly from Algeria.

ate a twinkie for the first time in my life yesteday

it was alright

t. Roman Abramovich

killed a frog with lawn mower

Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect, as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.

We dindu nuffin

Not reading a word of this

Thailad you fucking SPACKER you killed TIM

If you're going to blame anyone for New Labour, blame the Scots. Without them we would never have had a New Labour government. They whole idea was to "shove it to the English" as much as possible.

You are completely correct about house prices though. We need less people here and for old people to start dying off.

>in the Paris suburbs.
nothing of relevancy then

>keeps mentioning their nationality

Racist article

>buy house outright for next to nothing decades ago
>sit on it for years doing some low skill job but moving up because they started decades ago and now make good money
>sell the house which is now worth millions no thanks to them, then moves to the country and spends the rest of the money buying up other houses to rent out further driving the market up.

...

just want to live in Bath

the entire place is like a wealthy area of London

first word of the description
rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-61983122.html

>They were caught

quite pleased

throw them to the runts

Ye, don't forget how they completely destroyed the classic car market entirely by themselves.

Kek is not amused

i preferred identity politics when it was about how identity is fluid/constructed/malleable and rejected labels. don't know how we got to the point of keeping this idea while also putting more emphasis on our identities.

i think we admitted too many people to uni who weren't prepared to actually study

this is actually Dresden and those poor innocent sweet lovable Germans were coldly murdered by sick twisted Yank and British firebombs

As long as the tans are strong all is well lad

Restoring my great grandfathers trench knife

feels good to have so many family heirlooms

>leave houses and wealth to their children
>they use this to build their own futures

You're not upset about boomers, you're just upset they've lived longer than their parents did

better than toilet desu

Quite amusing how the closer we edge to a leftist utopia, the closer we get to the collapse of society...

Just musing to myself lads, haha

>Runt begs for the caretaker to kill him

>implying they arent the same person

nobody cares arrogant student

Hot
Only Problem is a Rasheed did it
This.

coalburners deserve no sympathy

desu I'll probably be in my 60s when my parents die.

>runt begs for the caretaker to kill him
>he refuses, keeping runt alive

All must know his pain.

you are fucking retarded.

the scots didn't make new labour

the scots wanted old labour and still do.

new labour was an attempt to make old labour suitable for thatcher's england.

ah yes, the 'south' how quaint

TO
BE
HONEST

youtube.com/watch?v=UWKDR5YaT6s

wat am I watching

we are drifting away from a "leftist utopia" and have been since thatcher

third eye has ascended into another quantum conscious plane after this

WHEN IT COMES TO

HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND

we're only attacking london x

got £10 on DPD sunshine

Boomers fucked everything

The Scots continually drag England to the left by voting against what they perceive to be the "English establishment". In the 90's and 00's this was the Tories.

>the collapse of society is coming just you wait... soon.... eventually... you'll see.....

won't hold my breath

>19 year old french bird agrees to a date with a 17 year old tunisian lad
don't believe a word of that

like how poortherns try to shit on London for having a few rasheedy neighborhoods when the north has entire rasheed cities like Rotherham and Bradistan

Donald Tusk said you guys are really leaving the European Union

I used to be a fan, but now I'm an air conditioner.

reckon jannys having some sort of MPD episode

homosexuality is only considered not normal because it was shunned by religion

Socially left yes but everything else is still capitalism

youtube.com/watch?v=SZEwS_64NvQ

I WANT ONE

Call the cops I'm off me chops
I've got fucking Jeffrey here with me

no we don't.

england has been getting more and more right wing.

scotland has next to no effect on uk elections

stop acting like a victim. england is dominant over the scots.

Literal nonce

i love this meme because the ancient gyppos never recorded what we would understand to be vowels, "kek" is simply rendered as "k-k" in all extant artifacts

for all you know you're worshipping a deity named kuk and i'm howling at the thought

This is an objectively brilliant song

youtube.com/watch?v=mjeWKssl8Ic

tfw live near yate

>1k per month to live in a literal cardboard box
>Doesn't even have its own kitchen
>This mosque with Muslim roadmans hanging around outside it is 5 minutes walk away

This isn't even funny, it's just depressing. Feel sorry for Londoners.

Put aside the rhetoric.

>Yanks lost against these guys
You cant make this up

despite the memes Romans/Greeks didn't consider it normal, it just wasn't the grave sin Christians consider it, just weird and gross as we consider it now.

if she ain't a virgin then the bitch is only average

llszr5 muh fci mgveedra l,adesx

Not him but I think she's something like 22 years old

Also 22kg of makeup

What are your plans for the night lads

She's actually older than me you fucking retard

weird that this things turkish

only women can still be attractive with a mental disease

Fuck sake black and tan

on the ol' lash with the lads

We didn't lose -- South Vietnam lost.

They had backing from China and the Soviet Union btw.

ruley meks yow thick

>London
>a few rasheedy neighbourhoods
it's unironically 45% white british, abdul

and no one is defending bradistan
(rotherham is 85% white british btw x)

Going out for the second night in a row
Just about to get out of bed and shower

Defend London online until my Lebara SIM runs out of data

>just weird and gross as we consider it now.
as a bunch of nerds on Cred Forums consider it you mean x

>Runt is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

he's used to it

Considering moving out of the UK purely because of the absolute state of the housing market

ah yes, the alt-right

during the day, the vast majority of them dressed as normal people, farmers, etc. so by day it seemed the village next to you was filled with normal viet citizens but by night they were sneak attacking

>(2.5 MB, 2966x1976)
Shan't be opening this I'm afraid

>Maggie and Londoner huddle for warmth
lel

South Vietnam lost because you abandoned them, restricting all access to petrol supplies after spending a solid decade teaching them nothing but high intensity European maneuver warfare.

NEED a turkroach gf

thought as a kid I'd be travelling the world and doing really cool shit as an adult. forward to today and I spend most of my free time drinking cheap lager and watching random shit on youtube

>living the life!

off down t brit, drinking with all me mates

>WEEEE DIDNT LOSEE
Keep crying yank

crack one out over photos of her whilst i draft yet another message begging for her to take me back

might even be drunk enough to send it this time

why does my gf's third eye look so different to mine?

if it helps i spend most of my time drinking cheap lager and watching youtube too

*pints to you*

Der ist Schuld am Krieg!

Waiting for my mate to cancel on me like he always does before I get a take away

>thought as a kid I'd be travelling the world and doing really cool shit as an adult. forward to today and I spend most of my free time drinking cheap lager and watching random shit on youtube

>living the life!

no pretty sure most people consider it weird even if they accept it, you see two guys making out in the street and say it doesn't weird you out a bit?

Barrat Homes

Because the salon had an offer on bleachings and she thought she'd give it a go.

>1 shot at life
>5 inch dick

Bradford has 140,000 asians.

Meanwhile, London has 1,511,546 asians, 1,088,640 blacks, 405,279 "mixed" and 281,000 "other"

Drink vodka whilst playing video games or watching tv as usual desu

Howling

it's "Kriege" you utter runt

*gasses you*

Kpop nonces BTFO

Black and tans died a heroic death

Begging you to not do this lad. You're better than that x

No im not!
*Shivers*

there is literally no such thing a 'normie general' it's a contradiction

if you're still living with your parents then you don't belong here

Is living in a new build the runtiest thing possible?

The Caretaker looking to delete someone

British """"""homes"""""""

>Mr Brexit thinks about home.

Me too, Nige. Me too.

Land and God.

They lost because their government was corrupt, infiltrated with North Vietnamese, and there was a general unwillingness to fight.

South Vietnamese resistance completely broke down between December 1974 - April 1975 and that's their fault.

We never should have been there anyways.
I really don't care but it's important to Correct the Record (CTR).

knew a half turkish girl and she had the exact same accent when speaking english. she was a lesbian

I see 2 guys holding hands outside and i don't mind
but making out makes it uncomfortable for me, heterosexual or not. I don't really find homosexuality weird or anything, but I don't like literal poofs

Ah yes, the world famous boutiques of London.

enjoying all the northern pikeys here complaining about london. i live in a nice bit, but that's only because i earn far more money than all of you. stay poor, bovril drinkers.

northern runts btfo

three cheers for five years

Something like 65% of the UK are 'new builds'

New builds varied from the 1930s-present

Really horrible

>Maggie kills the tans
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youtube.com/watch?v=aXQaKE6kZvQ

>he fell for the moving out meme

'lol'

>Slough stays awake all night

Truly the city that never sleeps

Fantastic post

Help to buy available

Leave Bovril out of this you fucking paki.

>awright me ol' mucka. fancy nippin daan ta old hackney for sam chutney?

reading about black holes

DPD put out of business forever

I do quite literally shitpost about london because I can't afford to live there

>London has 1,511,546 asians, 1,088,640 blacks, 405,279 "mixed" and 281,000 "other"
that's actually unsettling

Off to Rahks News to top up my Lebara SIM, you lads want anything?

Same 2bh

Pea plant's actually got some peas on it lads

>that little square of grass

ah yes the kids will love it

Tights gf is gonna take it all home, lads.

t. mad londoner

Why can't Brits build a good porch?

America is a piece of shit but at least most homes you see have a sense of individuality

can't stand poms in real life

absolute melts

>Maggie has a meeting with Londoner
>Next day puts Scotland and the North out of business

ahhhhh yessss

That's a qute piggers

Enjoy it while it lasts lad, london is lost

LGBT rights has never been about equality, their main purpose is to outrage, disgrace and undermine western civilisation

>hes a Trump Supporter
>He hates mexicans
Ah yes

...

can't wait until I get my degree so I can be making that 100k salary already hahahahah

>Maggie questions her sanity

*posts this on HugeLOL*

statistically the person who made this post is not white

>I do quite literally shitpost about london because I can't afford to live there

still have half a penger left lads

rains too much

I'm a trump supporter with an immigrant Latina gf

...

gumtree.com/p/double-room-flatshare/double-room-for-muslim-person-/1188266931

Off to the mosque to convert to Islam so I can move into my flat next week, see you later lads

wish this german runt would neck off

...

There is no other worthy of being a God.

Bow down to the Aryan GODDESS.

just blew a raspberry on the gf's tummy

There's nothing better than watching the rain on a porch with a tin roof 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=8KkybB2VSQw

'big'

h eh

My mum was talking today about how she'd like to get to know muslim and black people more because she's never really spoken to them before. Should I be worried?

Got told last night I looked like I was pinging. Literally was just a bit drunk

comfy 2bh

do NOT respond to it

theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/15/new-zealands-serious-sperm-shortage-it-has-become-a-continuous-drought

>New legislation making donation less attractive and a rise in demand from women has resulted in a two-year wait for sperm

gumtree.com/p/single-room-flatshare/room-rent-for-lady-girl-with-muslim-couple-friendlyplace-no-smoking-drinking-pork-meat-not-allowed/1186002150

the gf's new flat

are you 90

Girl at work said her fiance was aghast when she mentioned to him that I never watch TV

got called a smelly frog at tesco
not fond of it.

just fucked a lass while her cuckold bf was blowing a raspberry on her tummy

Never understood why they are called raspberries

wow gumtree's had a makeover

i bet you do. just online

2 cans of skol super and some silver rizla

>Kev convinces Black gf to snuggle with him.
he made it

>sperm drought

Don't we have laws against this kind of thing?

can you not reply to me thanks? I'm trying to look cool

no. by the way those homes are for people who probably make

Well the new tenant is going to get raped

just fucked a lad in the bum while he fucked a lass while her cuckold bf was blowing a raspberry on her tummy

the fuck? I thought gumtree was australia only.

Guess they've grown.

>british cuisine defeats the caretaker but spares his life

howling

bought a volvic juicy at waitrose once

Blowing a raspberry comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "raspberry tart" for "fart". Rhyming slang was particularly used in British comedy to refer to things that would be unacceptable to a polite audience. The term "Bronx cheer" is used sarcastically because it is not a cheer; it is used to show disapproval.

What are your 1RMs lads. Actual lifts please, not predicted.

grim conditions

>tights gf sabotaging the mud

I'm in love.

youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k

youtube.com/watch?v=EaTTgIKYQwQ

Made me giggle

Bout tree fiddy

so

I watch something on iplayer maybe once a month, that's it, don't have netflix, don't download any tv series. TV destroys the third eye.

pissed in a frogs volvic juicy at waitrose once

>Blowing a raspberry comes from the Cockney rhyming slang "raspberry tart" for "fart".[3][4] Rhyming slang was particularly used in British comedy to refer to things that would be unacceptable to a polite audience.

It's a British site m8

>citrus
>chocolate

Die bitch

just got fucked by a bisexual while by boyfriend blew raspberries on my tummy

its in Hounslow mate, Sikh territory. Probably needs someone to talk to.

so it is not an accurate representation of the average american home

funny cos i blew a load on her tummy last night lad

actual retard

good tune
youtube.com/watch?v=ugQPWvnr0kU

Janny you melt you've only gone and blown it

you're about to meet your new step-dad haha!

bit gay this

youtube.com/watch?v=uhaVsKA8GBc

maggie and rorke's drift are looking good 2bqh

there are more like this than bigger houses

why do girls smell so nice and have nice boobs and bums

Justin looks chuffed to be in Southern England in amongst the natives.

Copped this in London for ONLY £2000 a week lads. And as luck would have it, there's a Nigerian family on one side of me and a Somalian one on the other! It's also just such a convenience basically waking up in your kitchen. Breakfast is mere steps away!

Reminder that the government poverty line is technically ~$12k a year for 1 individual.

Not that it matters because I make ~$30k a year and still feel broke. Gonna be like that until I move into the office and out of field work.

>his crib in LA

>at his crib in LA

we are men.

we need to act like men here as well, all this inane posting isn't helping us.

we discuss ideas, politics, technology. Never people, never women, we need to improve ourselves.

>brick shithouse builds a brick shithouse

you could smell nice and have nice boobs and bum if you wanted

>i got a license

video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/09/17/1329162735048636059/1024x576_MP4_1329162735048636059.mp4

I'll slit your fucking face wide open you little insect. do not reply to me ever again

not a fan of this anti-london posting

>his crib in LA

*Brownslow

somebody motivate me please

delete these posts, meant to crop that out.

*motivates you*

you don't wanna end up like me do ya?

>at his crib in LA

northerners are LITERALLY this stupid

Imagine your life going so utterly wrong that you refer to your place of residence as your "crib"

can't even comprehend it

you got the full article? think I know this place

Sq 130kg BP 90kg dl 150kg ohp 70kg

youtube.com/watch?v=SWvoKgdlSm8

>His broom cupboard has its own kitchen
Fuck off literal trillionaire. I bet you can afford the most expensive Lebara plan can't you?

>you will never have a belly gf

brb popping out to wilkos for some fairy lights so i can string myself up

bird has shat all over my window and its irritating me

tights gf and big dave are out

boys and lads mostly, being a man is something you learn. Cant force it lad. Not talking about women is about as metrosexual homo as you can get.

did not know car windows were that strong

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794271/Shocking-video-shows-snarling-policeman-smashing-car-window.html

this one lad's gf likes literally EVERYTHING i post on social media lads

think she secretly wants me

fuck me how long did it take them to get in the car

maggie better wake up 2bqh

i lived there for a year and i liked it, Sikhs never griefed me over anything and I worked with and got on well with a lot of them. Nice fellas unless you wind em up.

found a twenty dollar bill

the head hurts

youtube.com/watch?v=mIHHuRbuu9c

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425 squat, 235 bench (lol), 450 deadlift @ 164lbs

>Dad's Lebara SIM ran out of minutes as she was about to finalise my arranged marriage to Mr Rasheed's daughter in Islamabad
JUST

Reposting these Black Lives Matter twats who shut down London City Airport. Just fucking look at these bell ends. Saying climate change is a "racist crisis" (fuck all to do with Black Lives Matter shit in the US). And then when they were let off in court one of the women said "Go, white privilege". NEED them gassed

I think it's the laminate.

Or he's just a fanny.

poor kev x

>mr brexit thinks about winning

I SAID GET OUT THE CAR

I SAID THIS AIN'T A PAR

Aw, twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut...

Donate it to hillary

they can be very difficult to break from the outside

are you going to pay it for the owner? that would be a really nice thing to do

this thread is 2fast4myfeeblebrain

to prevent theft?

TV license squad are rough

just cos they are made from modern strong glass, you need something with a point on it - the emergency tools you buy to smash them are just tiny hard point hammers.

I don't think you can do it. my technicolour-haired SJW marxist with a degree in Islamic Womens' Studies and a #RefugeesWelcome tattoo on hir forehead friend also thinks you can't do it

we also suspect you're a homosexual

Housemate is turning into a rorke

How do I save him lads

>london is lost
only if you're poor. which i'm not.

Never seen a good one in England but when I've gone camping in Wales I've seen a good few porches. Spot on about the rain btw

got a new gimmick lads. i keep posting in the old thread til it reaches its bump limit, confusing people and causing mayhem. aha