RUSSIA BANS PORN

>Just meet someone in real life bro!

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theguardian.com/science/head-quarters/2015/feb/07/putin-aspergers-story-stupidity-of-psychological-diagnosis-from-a-distance
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kek

an*me needs to be next

Can they still buy mail brides, though?

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Good. That's how it should be.

So ugly people start raping en masse... Is abortion legal in Russia?

You mean sell.

great work, based Putin

>some retards actually believe this

Yes

>a pedophile

Don't reply to me again.

Isn't abortion more degenerate than porn? Putin should ban it.

>a pedophile
Wat

>Katya Pero will never be your gf
feels bad man

Pedrito, be very careful around Belgium.

Who cares, all I need is gelbooru

What, I love Russians now!

Fuck off João I'm a big boy naow

Fuck off, fascist scum.

Good, might fix some of the demographic problems.

>not use xvideos or motherless

He's right though

These sporadic bans are pretty weird, why would they block only a few websites at a time, pretty sure it's no mystery to them plenty other sites and mirrors still work

lol

thats good
i like putin

We have no demographic problems. Actually our cities is overpopulated.

Motherless was one of the first places blocked, actually. Who'se your provider?

No, he's just a fucking fascist.

go out and talk to girls you fucking faggot

they do it one step at a time

porn should be banned all over though

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>muh fascism

You need a good smack in the face

Time to use sadpanda.

this

>opera turbo on
>all banned sites work

Will this be the cause of a nationwide beta uprising?

It never was for me, MTS

For what purpose? Why should I waste money and time on real girl when I can get same result in half of hour?

Not only guys are watching porn...
Banned porn = horny girls everywhere.

Try tinder.

I would like to break your face.

>flag

good thing i only fap to non-degenerate pure 2d hentais

>beta
>uprising

contradictio in terminis

Meh i dont see why there should be a connection between free access to porn and low birth rates, we're not japanese, even with all the autists and neets weve got enough bydlo that'll keep making babies despite jerking off to internet porn.

>ban all American porn websites
>remain Russian ones untouched
>PROFIT
That's actually true, they don't ban Russian porn sites.

How can women meet someone in real life when men are coming home mysteriously in body bags?

They ban those too
Bans are also spotty and full of holes though

how big is cuckold porn on russian sites compared to western ones

because you're a fucking loser virgin who needs to get some real pussy and stop watching anime/porn

wtf? I hate Russia now!

do they monitor the network and send u a letter of something

I hope the go all the way and take syrian and afghan cuties back home to Russia, so that every ugly boy can have gfs.

This is how it should be, this is good fascism.

That's not an argument.

Not that big, but I remember watching series like "sellyourgf", I guess there's more like this.

>afghan
>cuties
Oh you

I actually think shit's appearing in russian pretty often even these days even on international sites. It's mostly local stuff though so typically no black guys

What is it? Best_2015_jokes,txt?

Rostelekom

No you just see a friendly message from the isp that site's blocked.

Ours don't sell themselves as brides, they just whore themselves out for cigarettes and booze.

or vk.com

what happened to cartoons? are raunchy cartoons still ok?

Gib Russian gf pls.

I'm lonely ;_:

you don't have any arguments either except "WAAH FASCIST" because of a complete lack of bolshoi Ivan father figure to mentor you while growing up

stop this porn degeneracy at once and fucking talk to girls you spineless nu-male

Come and take you lazy faggor

all it would do is increase rape

>talk to girl
What if I don't want? Who the fuck said I have to talk to them? All of them are fucking stupid whores and I don't even mention the fact that there are less women than men in Russia in all age groups younger than 35.

It's satuday. I'm resting now.

Silly foreigners think we have girlfriends ourselves.

lets give russia more aids tbqh

Is russian porn any good? For the huge boner everyone has for latinas, colombian porn makes me want to puke.

I actually have an argument - there is no profit in getting gf. You will only lose your money and time.

then its a conspiracy by VPN companies to make the millions of russian buy those!

>fucking stupid whores

ah here comes the sexual frustration.

>all girls are whores!!

fucking kek. You're clearly in need of getting your dick wet.

It's the best in the world.

>Muh money

Simple free proxy works just as good.

Well, i know YOU don't have a gf.

Agree.

Cute girls without tons of makeup or full of disgusting scribbles on their skin

>lose your money
I'll reveal you a secret, but you don't have to spend money to fuck a girl.
Time yes, more or less.

What's wrong, Pablo?

>mr thundercock imposes his opinions on others.
why would anyone go out of his way to ban porn

You completely ignored the second part of my post. It doesn't matter how hard I want it-there are simply not enough girls.

>tfw Russia becomes free and USA becomes USSR

How do we get porn banned here?

>becomes free by banning stuff
Murican logic.

>not enough girls
One girl can sleep with two guys. Problem solved.

Usually two or more girls sleep with one guy IRL.

>there are simply not enough girls.

this is what you tell yourself to cope with that you're a loser who spends his time watching degenerate porn to get his dick wet instead of improving and getting real pussy? pathetic

Dawn, she can even fuck with six guys. At least your mom can.

I am sure people would vote to ban it here, the supreme court says "porn cannot be defined" ??? Which is just a scam for Jews to keep selling their parasitical smut and keep down birthrates

Can you give me some website to check it out?

>degenerate
Why do you guys like this word that much?

>vote to ban
That's not freedom. That's dictatorship of majority.
>down birthrates
Oh, stop that meme. This planet is overpopulated.

because that's what porn it

now throw away the vodka bottle, turn off your pc and go outside

Funny how such a small legislature can restore a nation so much, yet we will never get it because Jews in the government want us to suffer.

closet homosexuals

>If you don't get laid you are degenerate
>If you get laid you are degenerate too because you didn't marry the first girl you banged
And you know 50% of marrieges end with divorces here, I also should mention just general poverty of russians where most families have to live for 500$ in a month for 3-5 persons.

>Can you give me some website to check it out?
That would be dissemination of porn, which is illegal in Russia. You have to find it yourself.

People outside is actually drink vodka too. Because there is nothing else to do outside.

Freedom doesn't mean getting whatever you want, Boris

For overpopulation, look at your Siberia! That only happens in Asian countries, white birthrates are going down

>This planet is overpopulated.

Muh degeneracy

Wow, are you in suffering?

>Freedom doesn't mean getting whatever you want
It actually does.
>For overpopulation, look at your Siberia! I live in Siberia for my whole life. And yes, siberian cities is overpopulated too.

Don't touch my Siberia, we are full.

you fucking stupid or what? got something up in that weak commie brain of yours? never said getting laid is degenerate, I said porn is because it weakens your mind, creates unrealistic expectations, stops you from talking to real girls and overall worsens a society. seems like you fags always like to defend what jews do to make society worse though, just like 100 years ago.

vk.com
Being the biggest social network in Russia it's also the biggest porn archive. You need to find some porn related "groups" or "publics", there are many of them.

>jews
Oh, I get it now. You are fucking retarded.

Yeah men in their 20s in there room alone pleasing themselves to some unknown woman, seeing all kids of disgusting perverted sex destroying there image of what a real marriage is, and they can't even stop for 2 days without going mad, like some kind of drug addict, and they never get married and have a family. And this is just to make money for Jews that make porn (It is ONLY Jews) and get there parasitical money

>implying they drink vodka
>not beer

Based Russia, doesn't care what people think just wants their well being.

And how is all that affect you? Stop act like your are the one who know what's better for other people. That's not your business what do they do with their lives.

It's just overpopulated because everyone flocks to the cities to get jobs, there is plenty of space to make more cities. Overpopulation is just a hoax by Jew science fiction writers to reduce white birth rates!

It is your business when you're in government. People is a resource and you have to manage it properly.

keep watching that porn while crying that all women are whores then you small dicked loser. instead of improving and socializing you worsen your own mind while defending it. never gonna make it. what would your ancestors think of you?

>I sure hope your grand grand grand grandson Andrei is a strong man with values and works hard while getting a girl to continue our bloodline with
>nope, he is a porn watching small dicked virgin with self esteem issues, no backbone, weak nu-male who can't utter a word to girls
>sad!

>plenty of space to make more cities
So banned pornsites would build infrastructure in out frozen wasteland.

pornhub and youporn are actually owned by Jews though

I didn't ask a government. I asked that one guy who is in suffering.

>I don't care about anyone else in my country
This is the typical liberal mindset

Funny how 90% of people support this ban even though they watch porn themselves, like some desperate alcoholic

good goy make many children that will work in my company when they grow up :^)

What on this planet is not actually owned by Jews?

This is an anime website.

>while crying that all women are whores
Why would I do that? I couldn't care less if they are whores or not.

>needing porn in the country with the most hot girls on the planet

>This is the typical liberal mindset
This is only one sane mindset.

Russian government, appearantly

haha, no, mate. unfortunately just a few % of fucking females are watching porn and masturbating.

pig farms and places where they print the quran

Pig farms?

>says a latin american
You talk as if we were able to actually touch them

Do you actually believe that?

not big, russians prefer anal lel.

>most hot girls on the planet
Judging by Russian porn and cherrypicked images?

>latin american mongrels pardas
>hot

kek

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Bro, don't take this shit seriously it's all just "banter".

it's a trap lmao

I see you still have gulag survival mindset, maybe actual marriages and families will bring you closer together?

plz friend.
i've been to russia, russian girls are very outgoing
if that is every day for you you don't need porn

Isn't it even better?

>everyone with russian flag is the same person.

tinder

kek

Actually they have a pig farm in Irael where they feed pigs with oranges.
forward.com/news/13245/on-israel-s-only-jewish-run-pig-farm-it-s-the-01742/

norwegian cucks trying to act soooo alpha on internet, must be compensating for their oppressive reality
or you are just a shitskin

>marriages and families
>hey, what about feeding those little faggots for 18 years?
Nope, I'm not that stupid.

*tips

Most Russian girls don't use it.

> feeding
U forgot about school/uni/sport/language school/medicines/clothes/pc or consoles/games/hang outs with friends

>Colombia
Your nation is beyond hope, unlike Russia

She looks so much like putin

>Your nation is beyond hope
>let me tell you about your country
Have you ever traveled abroad?

Yeah this is why you have a wife. You also get to fuck her. You see how this works?

I'm watching Narcos now. Did all that stuff really happened?

It would be much cheaper to get a whore.

Whore won't have kids or feed you breakfast, also she has herpes

Cred Forums isn't banned though. They can watch porn on here.

>Whore won't have kids
Exactly.

The 70s-90s were crazy times indeed, but seems like narcos is not that accurate, so don't take it at face value. Also keep in mind that from then on things have gotten many, many times better. Murder rates are like 1/4 of what they were in those times for example.

Okay, what would one hypothetically search for on Яндeкc then?

Thanks, but we just use proxies.

>This is the typical liberal mindset
>implying liberalism is a bad thing

Пopнo,пopнyхa, дeд eбeт eжa. Try anything of that.

Go to hell. have kids yourself

Women rarely get well-paid job in Russia (just like everyone else, lol) and usually work in call centers or something similar. Plus, unlike of Sweden and other EU countries working hours are much longer here so you just don't have any power left to fuck/doing anything else. That's why most adults in villages are alcoholics.

Most of that porn aren't Russian and Russian home porn is disgusting

okay enjoy your vag that gets 20 different dicks in it daily on a drugged up lady, unless you have the money to pay for expensive prostitute every day, or you could just get married and have a fucking wholesome family

It really makes me sad that Russia is improving while USA ship is sinking

This is an action that requires basically no economic investment, but is good for the economy in the future. Like the affect of removing a parasite from yourself

>implying local fapthreads aren't mere shadows of those on 2ch
If imageboards were the last source of porn I would choose 2ch over Cred Forums without any doubt

Well, he's asked for this.

> дeд eбeт eжa
Fucking loled. Also, he won't be able to google it since Cred Forums displays Latin vowels instead of Cyrillic ones.

Every dude in Russia is either a smack addict who fucks other junkies on the reg or a computer hacker, so who exactly will this even affect?

>okay enjoy your vag that gets 20 different dicks in it daily
Or I can just watch porn. Can you see how easy it is?

>not fapping to /d/ content exclusively
Why, my dryg

So have your wife stay at home and take care of kids, then you go work all day, and when you come home you don't have to do anything, because she has energy to take care of it. As long as you are putting food in their mouth and aren't a drug addict, they will be fine. Kids can play with stick

Cred Forums's /d/ or 2ch's /d/?
Either way I prefer 3d or at least western style toons.

The second half of the 20th century was a crazy one for Colombia. Things are a lot better now.

Fuck she looks annoying
Does she have mental problems?

>go work all day
Yeah, it's so fun to be a slave who forced to work all day everyday just to feed other people.

Good to hear that.

> So have your wife stay at home and take care of kids,
And after 15 years your kid will say that you never cared about it and never taught anything useful. After that your kid will hate/don't give a fuck about you. That's pretty much the first and the only outcome I can think about
Cred Forums's, of course. I'm kinda sorry that I discovered it when I was 12 along with incest manga. Might have been a normie now

> Does she have mental problems?
Yes, (s)he does.

this is the best scenario for russia, they need new people

Okay enjoy your prostitute on a pixel screen

> they need new people
This to be honest. Real European countries don't have this much people and uninhabited space

Thanks, I am enjoying it.

I have russian keyboard layout pвoйщышeaыициыoцпныoыьыьв

Okay just remember that virginal Ivana is waiting for you outside

>living in a dictatorship where elections are just for show and porn is banned
>2016

I remember many years ago there actually was girls under my windows calling me to go outside.

>living between multi-culti cucks and a dictatorship where elections are just for show and porn is banned
>2016
Must be tough.

maybe this is a good thing? I have the feeling that porn has killed my sexdrive.
I think I should be like an animal when i see an image of a attractive female, I should be hardly able to control myself.
Meanwhile, now when i see a cute girl I am like "meh, whatever"

taharrush-tier reasoning

>russia bans porn
>its actually a good thing
>virgins will either have to become artists to create their own porn, use their imagination, or attempt to meet girls

>what's exhentai
They'll never ban it cause they won't be able to enter it

i just wanna feel really hungry for sex and hungry for live, but I kinda dont feel that anymore

Just use drugs.

>what is obscure website that the larger population will never use
people who use exhentai are usually at that point where you cant even fap to 3d anymore and require very niche and detailed pornography to even get a semi chub. You aren't even at the bottom of the barrel anymore you have left the barrel itself and gone underground to live with moles.

>gone underground to live with moles.
Wow, that sounds cool.

>tfw russian gf
good luck ivan

Siberia user?

>tfw iktf

JUST

>cant even fap to 3d anymore

who /faps to text/ here?

IMPROVE

You can be a complete dumbass and use drugs or pick up some religion. But the truth is you are probably some loser neet who baits 24/7 and has built a tolerance to sex. You cant be horny if you are sexually satisfied 24/7 so quit baiting and go kiss a refugee girl or something cant be any worse than what you are doing now.

i find it funny that americans like to use "liberal" as a swear word even though their country's values were based hugely upon it, especially the crowning jewel of both the american dream and liberalism - self-determination.

also i'd like evidence that porn addiction is not only as commonplace as you suggest ("90% of the population... watching it like some desperate alcoholic") and that this would help out the birth rates in any meaningful way. i also wouldn't want to encourage dirt-poor people to reproduce further, they'll already eating through your welfare funds like rats.

> underground to live with moles.

Shut up Canafaggot

He is totally right.

>refugee girl

Marc Dutroux

This is like putting cookies on top of the shelf. If child is smart, he can stand on the chair and eat them, no matter what parents think

I fap to regular porn too while going to ex for years.
At some point the depravity just becomes bland and you disconnect, that's when I open my pleb porn folder.

Then government will have to come and spank you

more motivation to search for foreign partner tbqh

Bring some democracy to Russia please somebody

Then we can wait until it is asleep and put kitchen knife in it's neck.

What?
No shes from a part east of Moscow.

Our government is one shit of a parent sometimes it doesn't spank properly

refugee camps/asylum centers are a sausage party

it becomes bland because you build up a tolerance to it just like anything else.

how legit are dating site like russia dating.com ?

>meanwhile vk is the best place to search for porn

If you wanna hook Russian girls use mamba.ru and Vk. The first one has French version but Vk has much more people.

Well fuck user I guess hes just gona have to smooch on one of the millions of other women in his country. Thank god me and you came together and figured this out.

>Vk
i like how we have tons of eastern qts now, thanks russia for invading ukraine :3

Wtf? This means that at least 3 Germans here have a Russian gf?
There has been one today that showed pics from visiting his in Seberia, I got one....

Tomorrow we'll get a bit of democracy. It's voting day.

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i'm just shitposting don't take it too serious

>bourgeois republic
>real democracy

Why are all east euro posters beta porno addict cucks that are afraid to talk to girls? I thought eastern europe was supposed to be alpha and uncucked

We'll see how things go in 2017

But we are alpha. o/

Normal Russians don't browse Cred Forums.

What about the people on that russian chan, I forgot the name.
Is this a remnant of horse nomad peoples?

Give me one reason someone would want to live in Russia. No memes.

They hate girls and complain about gold diggers since they're neet poorfags leeching off mum.

Large wild areas, beautiful nature. I aspire to save up money and then learn to become a trapper.
I think there is lots of trouble for young men all over the world, it is really founded in a lack of purpose and thus self-esteem

Western neets and "young men" are still richer than Russians who live In coomieblcks and eat potato on daily basis like rats.

Just wait for 5.11.17

2ch.hk. They are mostly neets too, but normies aren't rare.

if you make money online, you can have a better live there since everything is cheaper, women are easier than in western world, russian are less hypocrite, they look rude in the first concact but they are nice and kind one you break the bridge (im not sure about this expression lol) their ffriendship is real.

lol russians are such autistics on Cred Forums

>on Cred Forums
Look at Putin, even he is autistic. What do you want from the average Ivan?

no i mean you're autistic on here, differently from finns and germans that are autistic only irl

look at the posts on this thread, you take everything literally lmao

>she

>their ffriendship is real.
it's "real" because it's hard to achieve, if you don't behave like the majority (read literal subhumans) then you'll be an outcast. Believe me it's much worse trend than in Western countries.

what's wrong with putin ? considering how shitty the situation was after yeltsine, he did a pretty good job

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/02/04/putin-aspergers-syndrome-study-pentagon/22855927/
theguardian.com/science/head-quarters/2015/feb/07/putin-aspergers-story-stupidity-of-psychological-diagnosis-from-a-distance
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/11392680/Vladimir-Putin-suffers-from-Aspergers-syndrome-Pentagon-report-claims.html

Lack of English skills, probably? I don't know.

>finns and germans are autistic only irl
>you take everything literally and that's bad

0/10

Who needs pornhub when we have /gif/?

>if you don't behave like the majority (read literal subhumans) then you'll be an outcast
maybe it's a consequence of the communist time when everebody must act like everybody and not get out of the line ?

2bh you don't make real friend beside the ones you make when you are a child. Russians seems to me less hypocrite than westerner who smile to you, greets you but spit on your back even years after you know them and thought they were your friend. especially americans they smile and all but it's fake.

jesus...

> Who needs pornhub when we have /c/,/e/,/h/,/d/,/t/?
What are we gonna do if they ban Cred Forums though? You can't post while using vpn here

>pentagon claims
>a study from the pentagon

>Most based leader of our modern era
>Is supposed to be disliked because of asbergers
>Tfw have aspergers too
>also the asbergers beard
>tfw Putin gives all asbergers hope and motivation
>the greatest men alive has asbergers just like you

There's nothing wrong with assburgers. Plus, you need to populate Siberia, so stop fapping to porn and make babies with Sveta.

It was banned for some time, don't you remember?

that's bullshit from the pentagon to discredited putin. weak and bad propagand. The country was a nightmare during yeltsine, look at the mrotality and and alcolohism number, there is a huge diffenrence before and after putin came in power.

>2017
Yeah, Maltsev is one hell of a revolutionair.

>implying is not a samefag

Do you have assburgers?
Do you have the assburgers beard?

On what base do you take the right to tell anyone here what's real and what not.
You're nothing, you're not blessed with gods most precious gift.

Everyone who is not smart enough to install frigate(or use fucking pornhub.ru, it's ironically not blocked) doesn't deserve to anything anyway.

It still worked for me cause my provider is mts. They used not to ban some sites but it's different now

>masturbate watching women getting fucked by other men

le guggold :DDD

I have a webm with sound of katya showing showing her mouth/tongue and breathing heavily.

post it sempai

dhis :DD

>sellyourgf
Russia still has serf-era wife selling

> sellyourgf
lol, cuck

Never got any smiling foreigner to spit in my back.
>What are we gonna do if they ban Cred Forums though?
find a sugar daddy and immigrate to a better country?

> find a sugar daddy and immigrate to a better country?
Я был бы нe пpoтив, нo мoлoдocть нe вeчнaя, a зaбaнить мoгyт в любoй дeнь, вмecтe c выeздoм из cтpaны. Пишy, кoнeчнo, нa pyccкoм, чтoбы пидopaми нe нaзвaли.

that's the best part

post dick pics or shut up
we need it for a scientific reason